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HASH SHEET - RUN 1261

Last updated: May 8, 2008

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RUN #1262

Monday May 12th, 2008

MISS DIRECTIONS:

We meet at 3.15 pm on 2nd Road opposite The new McDonalds, near Family Mart or go directly to the A-site:
The bus will depart at (3:30 pm) from 2nd Road opposite the new McDonalds.
The run will commence after sign ups at the a-site. At approx 4:30 pm.
For more info call GM Spag Head on 0843480356

Run costs: 300 male, 150 female and kids under 16 are 50 baht.
(Please bring the correct change.)


Hares:


FINI THE FAGGOT
&
ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA


 Happy Hour Bar:

Dao Cafe

Run 1262 A-site

Directions to The Run A-site

Drive for 1.5 Km up Rayong Highway 36. Turn left (HHH) at 7/11 (large picture of King in Pink Jacket) and drive for 3.7 Km to the A-site following the (HHH) signs as per map above.

Information

Loss of two PH3 Hashers
The past 7 days as seen the loss of two PH3 hashers.
Ron WON TON Amero who had 10 runs between 1990 and 1994.
Marc CRACK SCRAPER Jernigan who had 34 runs between 1986 and 1991. May they Rest in peace.

Interhash 2010.
Interhash 2010 will take place in Kuching Borneo on 2nd, 3rd and 4th July. Check our hashing links page for more info.

PH3, 25th Anniversary
on 7th January 2009 The PH3 will celebrate its 25th Anniversary. A combined holiday hashing weekend (3-5 January 2009) is being planned between The PH3, The Bush Hash and Jungle Hash. Any further details will appear here in the future.

Mis-management
We are looking for candidates for the following Management positions. Hash Bookie;
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Run Records; We need someone who is computer literate to work with Clit Face, he/she will then be able to take over the running of the database sometime in the near future. Contact Clit Face if you are interested.
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The next management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 4th June. In Patrick's at 4:00 pm. If you have any problems or questions that need answering get along to the meeting.

The next Special Run is: The Norwegian Run.
19th May 2008.
There will be a T-shirt for this run.

 

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Scribe Report for Run
1261

Hares:
HELL BOY
83 Runners

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Stats Report

Checkout some of the Stats for the Year 2007

Average runners per run during the months of April since 1984.

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs
RAN LAST WEEK
60
4 Wim Deforche: 3 Bae Lindal: 4 Johny Lindal: 4 Orawan Lindal: 2 Shayne Lunas: 80 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA: 179 ARE YOU SURE: 391 ARSE HOPPER: 300 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 87 BABY WIPES: 53 BALL SNIFFER: 78 BENGT POTATO: 270 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 251 BOW WOW: 16 BROKEN DOWN DICK: 34 CABBAGE FLAPS: 34 CABBAGE KNIEVEL: 9 CRAZY MOON: 29 DIRT DIGGER: 288 FESTERING STREAKER: 329 FREE WILLY: 232 FUCK THE TRUTH: 385 FUCKING DOG: 223 G.I. JOE: 44 GOLDEN DILDO: 49 GREYHOUND: 64 HELL BOY: 707 KING YAO YAO: 43 KOSOVO CUTIE: 74 KY KEV: 115 LONE WOLF: 277 MIDNIGHT STAR: 326 MISERABLE CUNT: 66 MISSING LINK: 322 MRS. HEAD: 226 ODD-JOB: 127 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER: 33 PINKABOO: 249 RAMBO WW2: 212 RAMBOWLING: 299 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 105 REAR GUNNER: 271 RINGWORM: 408 SEAMAN STAINS: 216 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 21 SHEIKH MEME: 996 SIR AIRHEAD: 847 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 519 SIR FROG: 550 SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 165 SNOOPY: 460 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 51 SQUEEZE MY TUBE: 37 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS: 132 STUPID KRAUT KUNT: 304 TADPOLE: 47 THAT’S THE ONE: 75 TURD BURGLAR: 390 UNCLE PERVY: 61 WEE MOANING WEASEL:
RETURNEES
14

3 Siriwan Shook: 176 BALL RINGER: 129 BELL END: 41 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK: 158 CHICKEN LEGS: 416 CLIT FACE: 390 EWOK: 10 FERRY QUEEN: 272 FINI THE FAGGOT: 68 JELLY BUM: 7 PORK MY KID: 358 ROTTWEILER: 666 SIR FESTER: 54 TINKERBELL 2:

LEAVERS
3
GOLDEN DILDO: CABBAGE FLAPS: CABBAGE KNIEVEL:
VISITORS
5

13 SPEEDY GONZALES Ao tou H3, China
13 HEADLESS CHOOK LA Union Hash, Philippines
2 RASPUTIN Malacca Orang-Utan, Malaysia
1 WINE CELLAR Malacca Orang-Utan, Malaysia
12 CABBAGE PATCH Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines

VIRGINS
4
Stian Nordboe: Pranee Silacaom: Asbjorm Elvedahl: Luca Came:
SINNERS
5

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA: A lying leaver last week. He didn't leave.
HELL BOY: No Hares song.
GOLDEN DILDO: Likes to behave like an old time Hasher? Drinks all day and plays all night.
FERRY QUEEN: Iced because of black eye! He heard 13, 13, 13 being yelled around the Pattaya Mental Hospital and when he looked thru the hole in the gate - someone poked him in the eye and they all started yelling 14, 14, 14! 
BABY WIPES: Claims he runs 4 sex shops in Sydney.

HASH CRASH
0
None
ANNIVERSARIES
2
ARSE-A-HOLIC: 300 Runs
SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 550 Runs
BIRTHDAYS
0
None
NEW NAMES
0

None

OTHER EVENTS
5
HELL BOY: Hash Hero. Stands in at last minute to hare todays Run.
ARE YOU SURE: Presents Chicken Legs with some flowers for finding his bag 2 weeks ago.
SIR FROG: Surrogate co-hare. Performs The hares song for Hell Boy.
STUPID KRAUT KUNT: Becomes a honourary member of The Pattaya Fire Brigade, His Fireman name becomes Anal Swarzeneger.
FERRY QUEEN: Hash hero. Helps Hell Boy serving drinks all night.
GROUP EVENTS
4
1. HEADLESS CHOOK: BABY WIPES: GOLDEN DILDO: Johny Lindal: Bae Lindal: FUCKING DOG: Raffle winners.
2. FESTERING STREAKER: SHEIKH MEME: WINE CELLAR: Like to drink beer through a straw.
3. UNCLE PERVY: GOLDEN DILDO: PORK MY KID: FERRY QUEEN: All The Canadians iced because of the high cost of Insurance in Ontario. The price to insure a wooden leg is $3000.00 and in Newfoundland - it's only $39.00 because a wooden structure having a sprinkler system over it is well protected - that's why it's so cheap!
4. The Cabbage Family: Sir Chicken Fucker iced the Cabbage Family (leaver's) and thanked them for all of their hard work for the PH3! They have been beer police (many times), hares, and joint scribes last week! They are genuine "team players" for their involvement in the PH3!
MISMANAGEMENT
0

None

NEW HASH SHIT
0
None

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 Receding Hareline
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Please note: The hash sponsors 2 hares only unless it's a special run.

RUN #
DATE
HARES
HAPPY HOUR
1262
12 May
FINI THE FAGGOT & ANFI
Dao Cafe
1263
19 May
(Norwegian Run)
T-shirt Run
ODD-JOB, FUCKING DOG, PPD,
VELCRO DICK, STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS,EMPTY SPERMBANK
TQ 2
1264
26 May
BAM BAM & RUNNING DICK:
The Secrets
1265
02 Jun
(Betty Boop Run)
T-shirt Run
TADPOLE
Jameson's
1266
09 Jun
VV & PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER
BJ Club
1267
16 Jun
SIR AIRHEAD & RUB HER DICK
Outback Bar
1268
23 Jun
ICE BUTT BUNNY & FUCKING DOG
Classroom 2
1269
30 Jun
Hares needed
TQ 1
1270
07 Jul
(Aussie Run-Rebelled)
T-shirt Run
KAM, APPLES TURNOVER
PISS POORER, LONE WOLF
Dao Cafe
1271
14 Jul
UP THE BUTT & SPAGHETTI HEAD
TQ 2
1272
21 Jul
FREE WILLY & FLIPPER
The Secrets

Special Announcements

Veterans Run 1st Sept 2008
The following (34) Hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOW WOW, CABBAGE FLAPS, CABBAGE KNIEVIL, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, EMPTY SPERMBANK, FLIPPER, FREE WILLY, FUCKING DOG, G. I. JOE, GREYHOUND, KING YAO YAO, LONE WOLF, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MRS. HEAD, QUEEN STELLA. REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, SEAMAN STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, SIR AIRHEAD, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FROG, SIR TERMINAL 4 SKIN, SNOOPY, SPAGHETTI HEAD, SQUEEZE MY TUBE, STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS, THAT'S THE ONE, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR,
Hash Bar sequence
Special T-Shirt Runs

All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
  
The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows

TQ 1
(No children allowed)
Dao Cafe
(All welcome)
TQ 2
(No children allowed)
The Secrets
(No children allowed)
Jamesons Irish Bar
All welcome
BJ Club
All welcome
Outback Bar
All welcome
Classroom 2
(No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

2008

(subject to change)
#1263, 19 May - Norwegian Day Run
# 1265, 02 Jun - Betty Boop Run
#1270, 07 Jul - Aussie Run
#1275, 11 Aug - Adventure #12/Memoriam Run
#1278, 01 Sep - Veterans Run
#1286, 27 Oct - Halloween Run
#1288, 10 Nov - Loy Krathong Run
#1294, 22 Dec - Christmas Run

2009

(subject to change)
#1299, 26 Jan - AGM Run
#1302, 16th Feb - Valentines Run
# 1306, 16th Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1311, 20 Apr - Songkran Run

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Are you a Virgin Hare...in Pattaya ? You might want to know a few things. We have created a very simple page (quick loading) for you to get the 'rules'. There is also other information on that page. Use the below links:
1. Our Pattaya Hash Meetings
2. Scribe
3. Haring a Run
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers
It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated 4 February 2008:
 
NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, TWO BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR. SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY, BLACK CRAB, KNICKERLESS, EWE FUCKER, PEAR SHAPED, POLAROID HAEMOROID, BORDERLINE, HOMO SIMPSON, BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK, B.B., YUM-NOM, JACKAL, TINKERBELL 2, BANGKA BLOWER, DOGGIE, BULLSHIT, QUARTER SLOT, GREYHOUND, SQUEEZE MY TUBE, ROGER THE SICK PRICK, THATS THE ONE, TIGER BUM, AIRHEAD, SCARY PUSSY,

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