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You can now download a colour version of the weekly hashsheet Rag by clicking here. The file size is approx 700 Kilobytes.
Current sheet is # 1321.
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Download Run Diary 2009
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Mis-management
The next management meeting is scheduled for:
In Jameson's at 4:00 pm. If you have any problems or questions that need answering get along to the meeting.
Future Hares:
The next T-shirt Run is:
13th July 2009.
DOGS: It is not a good idea to bring dogs to the hash and let them loose on the trail. Please if you have a dog leave it at home.
Hash Trash
Hash Shit
Hash Bar Links
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Scribe Report for Run 1321
Hares: |
WOO WOO'S BALLWASHER & MISERABLE C... |
82 Runners |
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Checkout some of the Stats for the Year 2008
Average runners per run during the months of June since 1984.
| Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
RAN LAST WEEK |
60 |
2 Terry Clemson: 4 Johny Eagle: 16 Esko Rautelin:
4 Pink Suptjay:
4 David Thongkham:
13 Pat Yangsri:
451 ARSE HOPPER:
348 ARSE-A-HOLIC:
225 BALL RINGER:
71 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK:
327 BOTTOMLESS PIT:
307 BOW WOW:
70 CABBAGE FLAPS:
98 CABBAGE HEAD:
70 CABBAGE KNIEVEL:
22 CABBAGE PATCH:
215 CHICKEN LEGS:
470 CHICKEN NUGGET:
456 CLIT FACE: 41 CUNT'S KID:
9 DIRTY PUSSY:
161 DOG LICKS ITS DICK:
104 EMPTY SPERMBANK:
421 EWOK:
218 EXTRA TESTICLE:
16 FAT FUCK:
389 FREE WILLY: 444 FUCKING DOG: 279 G.I. JOE:
512 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER:
92 GREYHOUND:
54 IRREGULAR PERIOD:
209 KARAMBA:
76 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR:
337 MIDNIGHT STAR:
372 MISERABLE CUNT:
93 MISSING LINK:
370 MRS. HEAD:
3 PICKLED CABBAGE:
318 QUEEN STELLA:
354 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD:
29 RECTUM:
20 ROBBING BASTARD:
398 ROTTWEILER: 109 SAUSAGE QUEEN:
81 SCOOBIE DOO:
456 SEAMAN STAINS:
17 SICK MICK: 907 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER:
717 SIR FESTER:
558 SIR FROG: 520 SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD:
201 SMILING BROWN SPIDER:
221 SNOOPY:
100 SQUEEZE MY TUBE:
94 STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS:
86 SWEETIE:
87 THAT’S THE ONE:
411 UNCLE PERVY:
68 WOO WOO'S BALLWASHER:
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RETURNEES |
20 |
3 James Easingwood:
11 Nicole Nilsen:
8 Amanda Nilsen:
2 Boonrod Salangsing:
140 BELL END:
219 BIG NOSED BASTARD:
160 BOXHEAD:
4 CABBAGE PRINCESS:
399 DR. PINKY:
361 DRIPPY:
371 FLIPPER:
108 HONEY BUNNY:
64 JACKAL:
133 JELLO BUTT:
744 KING YAO YAO:
46 PRAWN PRINCESS:
88 RATCATCHER:
159 SEAGULL SHIT:
62 SHEIKH MEME:
269 TAMPAX: |
LEAVERS |
3 |
Esko Rautelin: FAT FUCK: IRREGULAR PERIOD: |
VISITORS |
2 |
15 ICE COLD SHOT Phuket Hash, Thailand
1 Mark Reynolds Shanghai Hash, China
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VIRGINS |
0 |
None |
SINNERS |
3 |
SHEIKH ME ME: Arrives at 5 PM. 30 minutes after the run had started.
JELLO BUTT: Not breaking the checks to the Kings liking.
SHEIKH MEME: Gets totally lost on the run and misses half the circle.
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HASH CRASH |
0 |
None |
ANNIVERSARIES |
2 |
SQUEEZE MY TUBE: 100 Runs
BOTTOMLESS PIT: 10 Hared Shirt
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BIRTHDAYS |
0 |
None
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| NEW NAMES |
0 |
None |
OTHER EVENTS |
1 |
ICE COLD SHOT: Hash Hero. Arrives by Motorcycle taxi after just arriving in Pattaya from Bangkok Airport, a quick change and out on the run. |
| GROUP EVENTS |
0 |
None |
MISMANAGEMENT |
0 |
None
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NEW HASH SHIT |
0 |
None |
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Receding Hareline
Future hares: Please e-mail or give map to webmaster at least one week before your run.
Please text or telephone Hellboy on 0848636696 if you want to hare a run.
Please note: The hash sponsors 2 hares only unless it's a special run.
RUN # |
DATE |
HARES |
HAPPY HOUR |
1322 |
06 Jul |
FUCKING DOG, ARSE-A-HOLIC & STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS |
TQ 2 |
1323 |
13 Jul |
(Aussie Run)
T-shirt |
KAM & his Chain Gang. Lots of prizes for the Kids this year plus Best Dressed in Aussie outfit. |
The Secrets |
1324 |
20 Jul |
FREE WILLY & FLIPPER (Map needed) |
Jameson's |
1325 |
27 Jul |
HELLBOY & BOTTOMLESS PIT (Map needed) |
BJ Club |
1326 |
03 Aug |
Hares needed |
Boomerang Bar |
1327 |
10 Aug |
Hares needed |
Classroom 2 |
1328 |
17 Aug |
Hares needed |
TQ 1 |
1329 |
24 Aug |
Hares needed |
TQ 2 |
1330 |
31 Aug |
Hares needed |
The Secrets |
1331 |
07 Sep |
(Veterans Run)
No T-shirt |
Hares needed |
Jameson's |
1332 |
14 Sep |
Hares needed |
BJ Club |
Annual Veterans Run 2009 |
The following 45 hashers have already qualified for a Free Run on this years Veterans Run on 7th Sept.
ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BAM BAM, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOW WOW, CABBAGE FLAPS, CABBAGE KNIEVEL, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DOESN'T TOUCH THE SIDES, EMPEROR AIRHEAD, EMPTY SPERMBANK, FINI THE FAGGOT, FLIPPER, FREE WILLY, FROG LICKS ITS DICK, FUCKING DOG, FUCK THE TRUTH, GREYHOUND, G.I. JOE, HELLBOY, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MRS. HEAD, ODD-JOB, RAMBO WW2, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, ROTTWEILER, SAUSAGE QUEEN, SEAMAN STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, SHEIKH MEME, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SIR FROG, SIR SPAGHETTI HEAD, SNOOPY, SQUEEZE MY TUBE, STINKY SLOPPY SECONDS, SWEETIE, TADPOLE, THAT'S THE ONE, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR,
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The following hashers can still qualify for a free run on this years Veterans Run on 7 Sept.
1 Runs needed |
Festering Streaker, Lone Wolf, Rambowling |
2 Runs needed |
Cheap Norgy Cunt, Guardian Angel, Smiling Brown Spider |
3 Runs needed |
King Yao Yao, Queen Stella |
4 Runs needed |
Airy Pussy, Barnacle Bollox, Honda Dream, Honda Wet Dream, Linguini Weeny, Whale Sniffer |
5 Runs needed |
Ewok |
6 Runs needed |
Beverly Hills Pink Cock, German Shepherd, Jello Butt, Muffin, Robbing Bastard, Shit Through A Duck
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7 Runs needed |
Bangka Blower, Karamba, Pig Pusher Swine Stabber, Timmy Tight Pants |
8 Runs needed |
Cabbage Head, Fuzzy Lure, General Kidney Wiper, May Leisiang |
9 Runs needed |
Drippy, Lord Lucan, Pinkaboo, Rear Gunner, Try-A-Fuck |
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| All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their generosity to the hash.
Please help the Hash Bars.
The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows
| TQ 1 |
(No children allowed) |
| TQ 2 |
(No children allowed) |
| The Secrets |
(No children allowed) |
| Jamesons Irish Bar |
All welcome |
| BJ Club |
(No children allowed) |
| Boomerang Bar |
All welcome |
| Classroom 2 |
(No children allowed) |
Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.
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2009
(subject to change)
#1323, 13 Jul - Aussie Run
#1331, 07 Sep - Veterans Run (No T-shirt)
#1338, 26 Oct - Halloween Run
#1339, 02 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1347, 28 Dec - Christmas Run
2010
(subject to change)
#1351, 25 Jan - AGM Run
#1354, 15th Feb - Valentines Run (No T-shirt)
#1358, 15th Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1363, 19th Apr - Songkran Run
#1367, 17 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1370, 7th Jun - Betty Boop Run
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Haring a run + Scribe reports |
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Are you a Virgin Hare...in Pattaya ? You might want to know a few things. We have created a very simple page (quick loading) for you to get the 'rules'. There is also other information on that page. Use the below links:
1. Our Pattaya Hash Meetings
2. Scribe
3. Haring a Run
4. Memorabilia's
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers |
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It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated 02 June 2009:
NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, TWO BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT,
CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, MR. SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, G. I. JOE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY, BLACK CRAB, KNICKERLESS, EWE FUCKER,
PEAR SHAPED, POLAROID HAEMOROID, BORDERLINE, HOMO SIMPSON, BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK, B.B., YUM-NOM, JACKAL, TINKERBELL 2, BANGKA BLOWER, DOGGIE, BULLSHIT, QUARTER SLOT, GREYHOUND, SQUEEZE MY TUBE, ROGER THE SICK PRICK, THAT'S THE ONE, TIGER BUM, AIRHEAD, SCARY PUSSY, I'M NOT SURE, BROWN RING LICKER, SHEIKH MEME, STEPTOE, ICE BUTT BUNNY, SLIPPERY ARSE, FREQUENT STREAKER, FLYING FINN. RECTUM,, |
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