Saturday 11.30... pick up the hashers for
our first Outstation Run. 27 runners on the bus and off we
go, everybody is in a good mood. After a pit stop we arrive
in Chanthanaburi about 3.00 pm. No sign of our General? No
problem GKW incoming together
with Seaman Stains & Seaman Swallow
on their 1125cc!!! Our GM
welcomes the 59 hashers present to face everything, new
shoes christened by Bills Bitch
mother. Hares BNB, Tampax, Ringworm
tell us Checks are multi-colored and paper also.... A-B-C
run, also we find flags on our way which means surprises!!!
Off we go, some properties, rubber trees and rice fields,
clever checks so the pack stay together. I had a terrible
hangover thanks to some Belgians anyway I came in with the
front runners because they always took the FT's. I collected
4 flags, it's amazing, hashers never look above their hats.
I must have jumped the world record for Midgets to take one.
BNB waiting for us after a good
hour of running at the beer truck. Second part is different
he says and on-on we bust out again, a big F!@#$ hill
laughing at us, anyway I was in good company, beautiful Thai
girls and English and Scottish ones. Yack Yack cracks and
our General, T4. These didn't
give up and they keep on climbing good example for the
younger generation. Finally we reached the top and went
down. The Hares did a good job by hacking us a way down.
Tampax was waiting for us
making Papparazi's pictures while we were using new ropes to
help us down [good work again] Yeah the sea with her big
waves on-in to our Resort. I came in together with
Arse hopper after 1.15.
Everybody came in tired but happy. After a few drinks
BNB told I have to sleep with
the Norwegians [YA YA YA] Our Circle was next at the
swimming pool so after some refreshing drinks and swims
GM Charlie Manson yelled 'form
a circle'. Surprise time Mc Dwarf
won the DOW. Some Thai girls won also stuff but
FINI won the big one. I didn't
pay attention and I took also the blue flags and guess what
that bloody Viking let me lay on my back on the cubes!!! not
enough Kill Benny take a seat
on his belly, well I'm Flemish and I took it like a man!!!
TAMPAX iced because he's a lazy
B@#$ - Ringworm had to do the
heavy work. Arse-holeo &
Table breaker iced because they
are Perverts putting their finger in each other arse!!!
Believe it or not our GM gave
the circle to those perverts. Sorry Classified stuff! Time
for some Midget religion and Fini
iced the Norwegians together with BNB
because he has to share the room. Next
G.I. Joe & Charlie iced
because they gave Fini a
terrible headache shouting many many times on .on.
