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HASH SHEET RUN 1076


 


NEXT RUN: # 1077, Monday Oct 25th, 2004

MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13)
15:00-15:55 or go directly to our A-site:
Please have correct change.
The Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00.

Hares:
 
PELER & ARSE-A-HOLIC

 Happy Hour at: TQ 1
 

Map for Run 1077



 
Directions to A-site
Drive
south from Klang for 4.2 km. Turn left and drive up Soi Paradise Villa for 5.2 km, all the way to T junction. Turn left and follow road for 800 metres. Turn right and follow road for 500 metres to A-site.


 


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   Oct 16. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
   Oct 21.   10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.
 

In Memory of Wayne Tishburn 'Hash Groupie' 

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Scribe report for Run 1076

Hare(s): MISERABLE CUNT, WANK-KING & RAINBOW 114 Runners

First time scribe for me, so here we go: At end of the sign up; 114 people. Best of a long time. An amazing 28 returners. It was a reasonably flat run with a fair amount of variety, bananas, pineapples, a little mud and water (just enough to make our shoes wet, haha) and off course the old favorite taffie. I think most people enjoyed it even the many I saw short cutting. GM CHARLIE MANSON calls the circle. Hares MISERABLE CUNT , RAINBOW and WANG-KING straight on the ice, it was decided it was a not so bad run. I am trying to find paper and pen at this stage. How can a scribe do his job if no pen / paper? Finally I found what I needed. SUNFLOWER does the raffle. Many happy winners except the scribe, who had a winning ticket and could not get passed the mass of people. I was definitely mistreated when I was told “To Late” To much power to certain people. SIR AIRHEAD brought the Hares again on the ice. Not a good A-site on the road. KARAMBA'S lady named VELVET TIGER …??? Sorry must have spilt beer on my notes *#@&!! FIREMAN leed, Little sister named LAURA CROFT, something to do with jumping out of airplanes?? SIR CHICKEN F**R, BOTTOMLESS PIT and SEAMAN STAINS iced. SIR CHICKEN F**R retiring from a 11 year job as brew master. BOTTOMLESS PIT as new brew master and SEAMAN STAINS now assistant. PELER acting Hash Detective was given charge of the circle and halves the circle was iced, including scribe, something to do with party the previous day at VV sandwich bar? GM CHARLIE MANSON then iced PELER as revenge? Anniversaries on in (see stats) KING YAO YAO and T4 iced, there was to much noise to hear what was going on, but it was a looong story. Something to do with leaving the run for 1.5 hours earlier to do short visits??? All October Fest shirts iced. Damn, have broken my only writing instrument at sight, good there was VV with his large Bowie Knife to re sharpen my pencil, it was successful but lost some momentum at this point. FINI in the circle, to ice many people and making a lot of noise as well. No Hash shirt iced and virgins brought in volunteering for the ice, good see the ladies enjoying the ice. Returnees were then brought in for a free down down. 12 down down's left and volunteers were asked for, no problems, drinks were finally gone. The Hares then sung us a song and finally the Hash Hymn. ON ON to this week's venue the Classroom 2. Bus trip back was very packed, much singing and beer flowing around. Arriving in the Classroom 2, excellent food much appreciated by all the Hashers. I saw SIR FESTER looking for “you know what”. To finish GM CHARLIE MANSON comes out and said: “Good run, Good circle and a Good finish” which I think everybody agreed on that. Thanks again Classroom 2 for the good service.

On!-On!

BASIL


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Stats Report 

Average runners per run during the months of Sept since 1984.

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs

HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 62
Nudang Juechan 2: Woranit Pormma 3: Pye Tanatan 3: Book Twentyseven 2: Jorn Vesthaug 8: 007 54: ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE 56: ALLAH'S NOSE 45: ANGEL FLY 75: ARE YOU SURE 61: ARSE HOPPER 214: ARSE-A-HOLIC 132: BALL PACKER 15: BARBIE DOLL 50: BAZIL 50: BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK 8: BORDERLINE 5: BOTTOMLESS PIT 94: CARE BEAR 70: CHARLIE MANSON 315: CHERRY GODFATHER 9: CHICKEN NUGGET 238: ENERGIZER BUNNY 120: EVA BRAUN 91: FESTERING STREAKER 206: FLIPPER 141: FLYING FROG 349: FREE WILLY 153: FUCKING DOG 203: GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER 414: HANNIBAL LECTER 127: I'M A PIG FUCKER 45: KARAMBA 111: KUNTHIDE 2: LIVING DOLL 18: LORD LUCAN 74: MAD COW THE FIRST 63: MIDNIGHT STAR 100: MISERABLE CUNT 153: NOT SO SMART 9: PELER 46: PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER 60: PISS UPHILL 71: PISSED POLE DANCER 54: PONCHO THE PERVERT 152: QUEEN MARY 28: RAINBOW 88: REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD 135: ROCKY 46: SEAMAN STAINS 253: SEAMAN SWALLOW 47: SIR CHICKEN FUCKER 665: SIR FESTER 513: SUN FLOWER 30: SUNRISE 9: TAMPAX 229: TERMINAL 4 SKIN 379: TREE FROG 121: TURD BURGLAR 55: UNCLE PERVY 325: VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR 239: WANK-KING 148:
RETURNEES 27 David Barnes 13: Alf Birkrem 2: Alica Grace 2: Daniel Grace 3: Michael Guin 3: Iver Samuelsen 2: Peelapol Trithong 3: Siritarn Yeunyong 9: BIG AIRPORT 19: CLASS ARSE 66: DEAD ON ARRIVAL 3: FINI THE FAGGOT 185: HOMELESS JACKSON 16: KIDNEY BEAN 97: KIDNEY STONE 53: KILL BENNY 153: KING YAO YAO 547: MISS CHIVAS 170: MRS. HEAD 215: MY LITTLE COOKIE 3: PUSSYCAT 41: QUEEN STELLA 147: SIR AIRHEAD 856: SPAGHETTI HEAD 281: TADPOLE 207: THIS BITCH BITES 24: TURBO PROP 3:
LEAVERS 1 PISS UPHILL
VISITORS 8 (11) DISGUSTING: Cengiz Ertuna Bangkok Hash, Thailand
(23) FIREMAN: Todd Ferguson Eugene Hash, USA
(3) DODO: Tim Williamson Mackay Hash, Australia
(1) Chutima Ratte Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
(3) BLOW ME MAN: Oystein Bjerke Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
(7) GAGARIN: Victor Egeli Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
(19) QUARTER SLOT: Ronnie Ratte Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
(16) CRAPHEAD: Steve Brown Scarborough Hash, England
VIRGINS 17 Golf Bjerke: Panida Bonsana: Wassana Boonsri: Taneka Ferguson: Kate Heaton: John Jones: Tui Krukhuntdo: Brynjar Larsen: Phil Lovell: Bente Lundberg: Pui Nambouodang: Mette Olsen: Trond Olsen: Viggo Sletbakk: Noot Sommai: Natnaet Srichai: Casper Zeil:
SINNERS 6 Tronde Olsen: No hash t-shirt.
BAZIL: Too slow with his raffle ticket. So missed a prize.
BLOW ME MAN: Best man at Gagarin's wedding.
GAGARIN: Gets married without hash permission.
PELER: For trying to take over at V.V's party.
QUARTER SLOT: For organising Gagarin's wedding.
HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES 8 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR Hared 30 T-Shirt
SIR FESTER 500th Run T-Shirt
KILL BENNY 150th Run Mug
MIDNIGHT STAR 100th Run
BARBIE DOLL 050th Run
BAZIL 050th Run
KIDNEY STONE 050th Run Mug
PISSED POLE DANCER 050th Run Mug
BIRTHDAYS None
NEW NAMES 3 Taneka Ferguson LARA CROFT New Hash Name
Casper Zeil MILE HIGH New Hash Name
Noot Sommai VELVET ANGEL TIGER CLAW New Hash Name
OTHER EVENTS  None
GROUP EVENTS  None
MISMANAGEMENT   None
NEW HASH SHIT  None


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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send map to webmaster 1 week before your run.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1077 25 Oct PELER & ARSE-A-HOLIC TQ 1
1078 01 Nov (Halloween Run)
T-Shirt run
V.V. & QUEEN MARY Scandi Bar
1079 08 Nov APPLES TURNOVER TQ 2
1080 15 Nov PELER & CARE BEAR Classroom
1081 22 Nov (Loy Krathong)
T-Shirt run
CHARLIE MANSON Shenanigans
1082 29 Nov V.V. & BOTTOMLESS PIT Patrick's
1083 06 Dec FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD O La La
1084 13 Dec CHARLIE MANSON Classroom 2
1085 20 Dec (Christmas Run)
T-Shirt run
FREE WILLY & FLIPPER TQ 1
1086 27 Dec Hares Needed Scandi Bar

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Special Announcements

Hash Bar sequence Hash Trash

The Hash Bar sequence is as follows:

TQ 1
Scandi Bar (sign-up/meeting bar)
TQ 2
Classroom
Shenanigans Irish Bar 
Patrick's Belgium Restaurant
OLaLa
Classroom 2

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

Special T-Shirt Runs Hash Shit

2004
#1078, 01 Nov - Halloween Run
#1081, 22 Nov - Loy Krathong Run
#1085, 20 Dec - Christmas Run

2005
#1091, 31 Jan - AGM Run
#1093, 14 Feb - Valentines Run
#1097, 14 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1102, 18 Apr - Songkran Run
# 1106, 16 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1109, 06 Jun - Betty Boop Run

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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers.

The Mismanagement decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated March 2004:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Collie Dave, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, FIVE BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, PILE OF SHITE, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE,

 


Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

Date

Occasion

Hash

Contact

Oct 29-30, 2004 999 & 1000 run Bolla H3 Denpasar Bali http://www.balihashrun.com
Oct 29-31, 2004 Indo China Mekong Hash Siem Reap, Cambodia http://www.bongthom.com/P2H3
Oct 30, 2004 Pattaya Halloween Full Moon Walk Thailand webmaster@pattayah3.com
May 13, 2005 1000th Run LA Union Hash Philippines http://www.sflu.com/luh3
Jun 4. 2005 1000th Run  (A limit of 750 only) Phuket hhh, Thailand http://www.phuket-hhh.org/1000th.htm
Sep 16-18, 2005 10th Panasia Hash Kuching, Sarawak. http://www.kchhh.com
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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