Another Monday run #1078. It’s now 507 run since I did my first ever hash run and got addicted as so many other people have been. Hashing is lovely and I do also like all the cold down downs. I wonder how many down downs I have drunk by those years, who cares as long as I get even more.  To all virgins and to those who haven't realized what the Hash is about, beer beer and more beer. The hash is a running club with drinking problems and I fit in very well. Once again we had a good turn up 99 runners and we aren’t in the high season yet, how many hashers are going to turn up during the high season? Is it because of the friendly GM or is it because that the Pattaya hash is world famous or could it be of all the lovely girls that show up every week, make you own decision. Form a circle, new shoes were blessed as usual. Hares on in, Queen Mary & V.V instructed us about the run, pink paper left, with paper right, on on. Unfortunately I could not do the run, lazy but what I heard from other hashers it was a very good run. Well done hares. I do hope that all of you know who Khun. Lek is! If Not, shame on you. She is the marvelous lady who take cares of lots of street kids every day. She feeds them, teaches them and gives them love. She also serves us week by week, with her tasty sandwiches and hotdogs. All money she got from us, she put straight in to the kids mouths. So in the future buy a hotdog or a tasty sandwich and support her as she supports us. This Monday there was a lot of raffle prizes donated by Sharon Tate and Mad Cow The First.  Sunflower she know how to sell raffle thickets, big tits and a sexy bum this helps, she don’t give you an option either you buy on your own will or she force you by showing her fist or tits, depends who you are. Well done Sunflower. Time for some RA. Mr. Monday or Sir. Airhead entered the circle and promptly iced the poor hares. Their was no complaining about the run, so off they went. Next to be iced was Johnny (new name Dopey) He was declared hero and awarded with 10 shooters at TQ for being the only one who was Halloween dressed, without wearing a dress. He was also baptized Dopey, I wonder why? A hot topic for the evening was the before so handsome guy Karamba. This guy has lost all common sense, maybe it is all the gas he inhale when he is diving. He celebrated his 50^th birthday and invited lots of friend to drink with him. Don’t worry I got my American visa with me, he said, after a couple of hours Karamba went backstage with a couple of beautiful girls and was never seen again. It all ended up with that some of his ex friends had to do the dishes and some had to perform for free onstage in boys town. The circle was handed over to me and I didn’t have any other choice than ice Karamba. This time he was iced for screwing up for me and to young American girls who wanted to go to Indochina Hash in Cambodia. He should arrange a bus from Pattaya and so he did, but he also cancelled the bus hour’s before departure was planed, no excuses whatsoever and he was given Hash shit for this piss poor performers. We all welcomed the visitors 81 (HA) and The Parish Priest. Anniversaries Wang-King had his 150 run today, Poncho The Pervert had his 150 run mug, Free Willy should have had his 150 run mug, but he had fucked off with all the hash sheets and was not to be seen anywhere, Fucking Dog had his 200 run mug, Seaman Stains had his 250 run mug and Sir. Airhead was given his 850 run shirt, 850 run it will take forever to reach this number. Well done all of you. At this stage I could feel all the nice beers doing some wonderful thing to my body and the memory slowly despairing. I handed over the circle to the hash detective Flying Frog so that I could have another cold beer whilst he iced some hashers. There was some noisy people amongst the crowd who had to be cooled down, Festering Streaker, Dopey, Really Sadistic Bastard, Homeless Jackson, Anal Rape was iced whilst Sir. Chicken Fucker sung them a very long song accompanied by Seaman Stains. All returnees were called in to the circle Key Mah, Skiing Finn, Singapore Sucker, Coo Coo Cop, Naughty Nat, Broom Stick, Mineless Cunt, Thor Petterson and Sonja Matre they were all given a down down. The end of the evening was closing up, even then I think lots of the crowd would like some more beer, but we have to finish. Seaman Stains order every body hats of time for the Hash Hymn, swing low swing high. Sponsor bar for to night was Scandinavia Beer Bar and Peg Leg. We were as usual served the absolutely best food, cold beer and we were warmly welcomed by Peg Legs Staff. Thanks to every body see you next Monday

On on

Charlie Handsome