Ladies competition
1^st Prize: A romantic dinner for two. 2^nd Prize: Free drink vouchers. 3^rd Prize: A free run ticket

 

Men's competition
1^st Prize: A romantic dinner for two. 2^nd Prize: Free drink vouchers. 3^rd Prize: A free run ticket

 

Best handmade Krathong

1^st Prize:           Surprise
 

RUN 1080 was again another success for the PH3. Apart from the bus turning up 25 minutes late and the driver making the people walk the last 2 km. to the A- site, everything went as smooth as a Thai girls butt. The hares (PELER and CARE BEAR) informed us about the run, and most of the 107 runners went off in to the fields (leaving a few non-runners and a bunch of lazy cracks behind). Half the crowd lost paper, but, all runners came back to enjoy the main reason for running around in the bush, namely the cold beers and the social icing/socializing in the circle. The GM CHARLIE MANSON gathered the crowd in the famous circle and started up with icing a fellow Swede for drinking beer before the run started. The iced Swede managed to show his genitals to half the crowd before sitting down, but, did not have much to show off when he stood up. (MICRODICK being his new name I guess). SUNFLOWER’S raffle show started and, as always, GM CHARLIE MANSON won again. Then he got iced for claiming even more prizes without having the right ticket!! CLIT FACE took home the free run ticket and the raffle was over. The circle was handed over to SIR AIRHEAD (known as the bad RA) and he started up by icing the hares for the long walk before the run and for the run itself. On a question about the run, KING YAO YAO declared it a disaster. There was even a request from SIR CHICKEN F*****R to give the hares Hash Shit for the run. Next on the program was ice for APPLES TURNOVER for having new beautiful girlfriend and she was named APPLE TREE (or APPLES 3 if u like). The GM took over the circle and iced a pair of shoes that was old, but new to the PHHH (???) Then it was time for a circle session by STEAMY LUMP (the good RA) starting up with icing the hares and saying the run was 50/50. Swede known as COLD ASS was iced for not liking the run. Keeping up the good work the (good) RA called upon FLYING FROG (already back in his restaurant) and SUNFLOWER to proclaim that the Queen of raffle (SUNFLOWER) is a “Star of the Hash”. Then there were severe icing for: WET SPOT, SINGAPORE SUCKER, TEENY WEENY, KATOYS BLOW BEST for bar-fining mostly Katoys. (The RA took out the bullshit meter and, yes, true story). Then more ice: PONCHO THE PERVERT, KING YAO YAO, ET (EXTRA TESTICLE), SEAGULL SHIT and SINGAPORE SUCKER sitting down while the good RA and NEEDLE DICK sang them a song about George Bush and his incapacity as a president. When it comes to anniversaries it was PELERS time to get acknowledgments for haring 5 runs and also for doing 50 Monday runs, BAZIL got his 50 run mug and so did BARBIE DOLL. MIDNIGHT STAR got her 100 run mug (at the age of 2!!!) and TEENY WEENY was congratulated with doing 300 runs. ABU BAGUS, KATOYS BLOW BEST and UP THE BUTT were iced while SIR CHICKEN FUCKER sang, simply because of their fondness for butts. After the wonderful song, ET was iced both for changing his hair colour and for being unemployable as a teacher. More singing: now SIR CHICKEN F*****R did a Stones tune for GOLDEN DILDO, GERMAN SHEPHERD, WET SPOT and the scribe (in the bucket). In the long series of cold asses this evening it was time for some noisy cracks to cool down, and it worked!! PELER was given new hash shit for not having a song, and after that it was time for the Hash hymn before the crowd went to The Classroom for a happy hour Pattaya style.

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DOPEY (Proud to be a hasher)