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There will be special prizes given out on 29th Nov on this years Loy Krathong Run.
Check out details below.

Check out the details of the outstation run in Kanchanaburi on Jan 14-16, 2005

HASH SHEET RUN 1081

NEXT RUN	MAP & DIRECTIONS
RUN # 1082, Monday Nov 29th, 2004 LOY KRATHONG RUN MISS DIRECTIONS: Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 14:30-15:25 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change. Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 15:30. Hares: V.V., TWO TIME & BOTTOMLESS PIT Happy Hour at: Patrick's	Directions to A-site Drive all the way up Siam Country Club Road to the Archway (9km). Turn left before Archway keeping the lake on your left. The a-site is next to the lake just before Khun John's restaurant. Alternatively you can use the 3240 road if you so wish. Sorry, no distances given by the hares.
On (Loy Krathong Run) 29th Nov There will be special prizes:- Ladies competition 1^st Prize: A romantic dinner for two. 2^nd Prize: Free drink vouchers. 3^rd Prize: A free run ticket Men's competition 1^st Prize: A romantic dinner for two. 2^nd Prize: Free drink vouchers. 3^rd Prize: A free run ticket Best handmade Krathong 1^st Prize: Surprise

Last years finalists. Airhead wins!

Last years Krathong entries.

Male winner last year.

Hare(s):

CHARLIE MANSON & SIR AIRHEAD

102 Runners

Hares, and Birthday boys, this week were Sir Airhead (52) and Charlie Manson (45). A great run thru shiggy and over domestic dogs, all the while dodging those deadly rounds from the Rifle Range. Sandwiches and cake were offered from the Birthday Hares to all. Pissed-Pole Dancer took advantage of the merriment and dispensed her version of medicine to all who were caught off-guard.
Religion began with the secret whip (Poncho the Pervert) and Federalie Steamy Lump applying their latest bondage fetish on the helpless birthday lads. Dopey became the Hash Star for the evening. Short-Cutters (Clit Face, General Kidney Wiper, Teeny Weeny, Chicken F, T-4, and Up-the-Butt) paid the penalty for range roving thru the Rifle Range. Good going ladds!! Golden Dildo was identified as bearing his bum at a local Go-Go and caught quite a pretty lass (Jen). Good thing he wasn't in Boys Town. Apples Turnover was identified as abandoning his newly-wed wife for a "Pop Tart" at a local watering hole. Two young hashers had saved his wife's "young" and "fresh" virtue by giving her a ride home and watching her prepare the divorce papers from her "locked-out of the house" situation. Visitors and Virgins were later anointed with the golden elixir we have all cum to cherish at these events. Anniversaries were later given for Flying Frog (350 run mug), Queen Stella, and Wank-King (150 run mugs), as well as Rub her Dick, and Kee Mah, (50 runs) and Seaman Swallow (50 run mug). Table Breaker was given this weeks hash trash award.
On-In to Shenanigan's Happy-Hour and a later visit to the TQ1 for Sir Airheads most excellent Birthday party!!!

On-On,
Wet Spot

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs
HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 65	Tim Carpenter 7: Orawan Dechaprathumwan 4: Oiy Numphip 3: Woranit Pormma 8: Ben Thongkham 3: 007 56: ANAL RAPE 10: ANGEL FLY 80: APPLE TREE 11: APPLES TURNOVER 111: ARSE HOPPER 219: BALL PACKER 20: BARBIE DOLL 55: BAZIL 55: BOTTOMLESS PIT 99: CHARLIE MANSON 320: CLIT FACE 275: COLD ASS 11: DOPEY 13: ENERGIZER BUNNY 125: FLIPPER 146: FLYING FINN 15: FLYING FROG 354: FREE WILLY 158: FUCKING DOG 208: GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER 418: GERMAN SHEPHERD 144: GOLDEN DILDO 13: HOMOCYCLIST 148: JELLO BUTT 25: KEE MAH 50: KING YAO YAO 552: LADY MOO 14: MIDNIGHT STAR 105: MISERABLE CUNT 158: ODD-JOB 137: PELER 51: PISS UPHILL 74: PONCHO THE PERVERT 157: QUEEN MARY 33: RAINBOW 92: REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD 140: ROTTWEILER 225: RUB HER DICK 50: RUSTY RING HOLE 33: SEAGULL SHIT 109: SEAMAN STAINS 258: SEAMAN SWALLOW 52: SIR AIRHEAD 861: SIR CHICKEN FUCKER 670: SIR FESTER 518: SKIING FINN 112: SPAGHETTI HEAD 286: STEAMY LUMP 212: TEENY WEENY 301: TERMINAL 4 SKIN 384: THE GUZZLING GRINCH 118: THE POPE 299: THIS BITCH BITES 29: TREE FROG 125: UP THE BUTT 77: VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR 244: WANK-KING 153: WET SPOT 108: ZEAL ZUCKER 26:
RETURNEES 27	Ian Costley 2: Tong Gacee 11: Nikki Gould 14: Thor Petterson 11: Sunanta Srilamleut 11: Ampaporn Srilamleut 5: APPLE PIE 59: CHICKEN NUGGET 242: CLEOPATRA 8: DRIPPY 260: EWOK 306: FESTERING SQUID JAZZER 122: FESTERING STREAKER 209: FISH FUCKER 30: HERRING HEAD 32: HIDE THE SAUSAGE 7: ICY DAVIDSON 48: KNOB MARLEY 24: MICKY MAOW 24: MISSING PERSONALITY 183: PASSPORT PERVERT 14: PERVERTED PRAWN HEAD PICKER 8: PISSED POLE DANCER 56: QUEEN STELLA 151: RINGWORM 148: TADPOLE 210: TWO TIME 86:
LEAVERS 2	PISS UPHILL: UP THE BUTT:
VISITORS 7	(1) BASTARD BEAVER: Sakhalin H3, Russia (1) CHOIR BOY: Sakhalin H3, Russia (10) TABLE BREAKER: Brunei Hash, Brunei (2) Roy Gabrielsen: Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand (2) Nung Siriporn: Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand (2) NEUTERED: Pikes Peak Hash, USA (13) BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK: Wanchai Hash, Hong Kong
VIRGINS 3	Jukka Holttinen: Jan Rudge: Rujira Serathep:
SINNERS 5	APPLES TURNOVER: Goes out drinking with the boys. Lets his wife of 1 week go home with strange men. She had the key to the door but no outside security to let her in. Where did she spend the night? DOPEY: This weeks 'Hash Star' PONCHO THE PERVERT: Rule 6. Had a doctors note saying he could not sit on the ice because he has a soar bum. TABLE BREAKER: This weeks Hash Trash UP THE BUTT: Bringing his beer into the circle
HASH CRASH	None
ANNIVERSARIES 6	FLYING FROG 350th Run Mug QUEEN STELLA 150th Run Mug WANK-KING 150th Run Mug KEE MAH 050th Run RUB HER DICK 050th Run SEAMAN SWALLOW 050th Run Mug
BIRTHDAYS 2	CHARLIE MANSON 22nd Nov SIR AIRHEAD 22nd Nov
NEW NAMES	None
OTHER EVENTS	None
GROUP EVENTS 4	SPAGHETTI HEAD, FESTERING STREAKER, HOMOCYCLIST and WANK-KING: Making their own circle. CHARLIE MANSON and SIR AIRHEAD: Birthday boys. CHARLIE MANSON get a black mask (S&M) designed by HOMOCYCLIST. SIR AIRHEAD gets no present because he is a real man. The biggest birthday cake ever seen in Pattaya. The last birthday cake CM had-had a file inside. CLIT FACE, TEENY WEENY, TERMINAL 4 SKIN, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, UP THE BUTT AND MISSING PERSONALITY: Shortcutting bastards. Went to a bar instead of running. PONCHO THE PERVERT, STEAMY LUMP, SIR AIRHEAD, CHARLIE MANSON, SPAGHETTI HEAD, FLYING FROG, CLIT FACE and SEAGULL SHIT: PONCHO THE PERVERT assist the good r.a. STEAMY LUMP and they do a tex-mex skit for the hash crowd. PONCHO is called in and ice's the very tall birthday hares CHARLIE MANSON and SIR AIRHEAD. Swearing in ceremony of two smaller federalies FLYING FROG and SPAGHETTI HEAD, they arrest two more big bastards CLIT FACE and SEAGULL SHIT. Texas b.b.q. ribs were served to the tall birthday hares as they were tied up by two cowgirls. We all watch them eat so they can get even bigger.
MISMANAGEMENT	None
NEW HASH SHIT	None

Run #	Date	Hares		Happy Hour
1082	29 Nov	(Loy Krathong) T-Shirt run	V.V., TWO TIME & BOTTOMLESS PIT	Patrick's
1083	06 Dec	FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD		O La La
1084	13 Dec	CHARLIE MANSON		Classroom 2
1085	20 Dec	(Christmas Run) T-Shirt run	FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP	TQ 1
1086	27 Dec	FUCKING DOG & ARE YOU SURE		Scandi Bar
1087	03 Jan	Hares Needed		TQ 2
1088	10 Jan	ARSE-HOLEO & CLIT FACE		Classroom
1089	17 Jan	FESTERING STREAKER & SPAGHETTI HEAD		Shenanigans
1090	24 Jan	V.V. & BENT OVER BELGIUM		Patrick's
1091	31 Jan	(AGM Run) T-Shirt run	FLYING FROG & HARRY POTTER	O La La
1092	07 Feb	PISS UPHILL		Classroom 2
1093	14 Feb	(Valentines Run) T-Shirt run	Hares Needed	TQ 1
1094	21 Feb	PELER		Scandi Bar
1095	28 Feb	Hares Needed		TQ 2
1096	07 Mar	Hares Needed		Classroom
1097	14 Mar	(Paddy's Day Run) T-Shirt run	SEAMAN STAINS, CLIT FACE & SEAMAN SWALLOW	Shenanigans
1098	21 Mar	Hares Needed		Patrick's
1099	28 Mar	Hares Needed		O La La
1100	04 Apr	ICE BUTT BUNNY & ARSE HOPPER		Classroom 2

Hash Bar sequence	Hash Trash
The Hash Bar sequence is as follows: TQ 1 Scandi Bar (sign-up/meeting bar) TQ 2 Classroom Shenanigans Irish Bar Patrick's Belgium Restaurant OLaLa Classroom 2 Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

Special T-Shirt Runs	Hash Shit
2004 #1082, 29 Nov - Loy Krathong Run #1085, 20 Dec - Christmas Run 2005 (subject to change) #1091, 31 Jan - AGM Run #1093, 14 Feb - Valentines Run #1097, 14 Mar - St Paddy's Run #1102, 18 Apr - Songkran Run #1106, 16 May - Norwegian Day Run #1109, 06 Jun - Betty Boop Run #1114, 11 Jul - Aussie Run #1118, 08 Aug - Adventure Run #1122, 05 Sep - Veterans Run #1130, 31 Oct - Octoberfest/Halloween Run #1132, 14 Nov - Loy Krathong Run #1138, 26 Dec - Christmas Run
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers.

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated November 2004:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Collie Dave, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, FIVE BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, PILE OF SHITE, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT,

Date	Occasion	Country	Contact Information
Jan 14-16, 2005	PH3 Outstation Run in Kanchanaburi Province	Thailand	Clit Face
Mar 25-27, 2005	Aussie Nash Hash 2005	Australia	http://www.hhh.asn.au
May 13, 2005	1000th Run LA Union Hash	Philippines	http://www.sflu.com/luh3
Jun 4. 2005	1000th Run (A limit of 750 only)	Phuket hhh, Thailand	http://www.phuket-hhh.org/1000th.htm
Aug 12-14 2005	Eurohash 2005	Holland	http://www.eurohash.org
Sep 16-18, 2005	10th Panasia Hash	Kuching, Sarawak.	http://www.kchhh.com
Oct 29, 2005	Pattaya Full Moon H3 Halloween Moonwalk-agogo	Thailand	Clit Face
Oct 27-29. 2006	Interhash 2006	Chiang Mai Thailand	http://www.chiangmai2006.com

The Mis-management	Outstation Run Jan 2005
Oct 31. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
Nov 22. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.
Nov 22 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.

In Memory of Wayne Tishburn 'Hash Groupie'	Previous hash sheets
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PH3 Humour	PH3 Hot Links

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