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The AGM Run has been brought forward to 13th Dec 2004.
This is due to Charlie taking a new job in China. A new GM will be appointed on the 13th.

Check out the details of the outstation run in Kanchanaburi on Jan 14-16, 2005

Outstation

HASH SHEET RUN 1083

NEXT RUN	MAP & DIRECTIONS
RUN # 1084, Monday Dec 13th, 2004 (The A.G.M. Run) MISS DIRECTIONS: Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 14:30-15:25 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change. Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 15:30. Hares: CHARLIE MANSON & PONCHO THE PERVERT (Could this be a Live Hare Run?) Happy Hour at: Classroom 2	Directions to A-site Drive up Siam Country Club Road for 4.8 km. Turn left at Siam Garden City Sign (HHH), and follow road for 250 meters to the a-site on the right.

Hare(s):

SPAGHETTI HEAD & FLYING FROG

125 Runners

I agreed with No more Cum! But want to say it in another way!! If you have Charlie Manson as your friend you don't need any enemies. He gave me shit for life amnesty last week and now he gives me another shit!! SCRIBER>>>>>>>>>
Signed up, and on-on in the bus to the spot well known for me, no car and no locals. A very nice A-site!! I just arrived, when the big dick GM gave me this shit to handle.... I understood I was in trouble because, I just went to made a soft " run " not far away from the beer truck! The big dick, show up for a 'FORM THE FUCKING CIRCLE'! He was wearing a big Lewinsky dick in his mouth (cigar) and another dick like a Smith And Weston in his pocket. I was thinking, "clever man" no more loud talking in the circle. I was totally wrong, no one fucking rather!! GM was looking for new shoes. Found some stupid runners, including a German (Cleopatra's friend), who looked pleased to drink from the ugly shoes! I asked Airhead how that could be possible? Airhead told me - He is a German! - Aha, I understood!! The hare's briefed us about the run. They told us -short cutting possible " good luck " 20 minutes later I understood what he meant!! "MAKE MY DAY !! PUNK!!) Standing shortcutting in dirty water up to my knees, only tapioca field around me, holding sharp elephant grass!!!... I was thinking What is Hash good for? In on paper, believe me or not! The circle was formed, RA asked if the run was good or not! I was iced, the reason, I shouted " the best run ever" But all the runners were pleased with the run, maybe a little bit too short. But had everything, Tapioca, mad dogs, elephant grass, some odd snakes and swamps! THANK U HARES FOR A GOOD RUN!! I could understand it not easy to handle more than 120 runners. Everybody talking, No respect at all. But I notice some important things.. GM-Charlie " The Big Dick" will soon be history as a GM........... He is leaving to make flag pole in china. Can we trust him? Or is he going for a new journey in "monkey house"? Well we will see! Anyhow I imagine from the crowd he was a good GM!!! SO GM! GOOD LUCK FOR YOU FLAG POLE ASSHOLE!!! Some virgins, returnees, leaver and sinners! But not important to mention..... Remember TO SIGN UP FOR Pattaya H3 outstation run in Kanchanaburi. Latest next week! See Seaman Stains!
Take care fellows!!

ON ON
Swedish Meathead

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs
HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 86	Tim Carpenter 9: Orawan Dechaprathumwan 6: Eric Dosso 3: Tong Gacee 13: Nicole Nilsen 3: Oiy Numphip 5: Anutsara Panyasan 2: Woranit Pormma 10: Nung Siriporn 4: Laddah Tumporn 12: 007 58: 1/4 POUNDER WITH CHEESE 124: ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE 62: ARSE HOPPER 221: ARSE-HOLEO 162: BALL PACKER 22: BARBIE DOLL 57: BAZIL 57: BENT OVER BELGIUM 112: BIG NOSED BASTARD 138: BOTTOMLESS PIT 101: BUSH WOMAN 17: BUTTERFLY TIGER 213: CHARLIE MANSON 322: CLEOPATRA 10: CLIT FACE 277: COCK-A-LEAKY 16: CUM YAK YAK 22: FESTERING STREAKER 211: FESTERING WHALE DICK SUCKER 60: FLIPPER 148: FLYING FINN 17: FLYING FROG 356: FREE WILLY 160: FUCKING DOG 210: GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER 420: GERMAN SHEPHERD 146: HANNIBAL LECTER 133: HARRY POTTER 13: HONEY BUNNY 63: ICY DAVIDSON 50: JATINGJA 5: JELLO BUTT 27: KEE MAH 52: KING YAO YAO 554: KOSOVO CUTIE 30: LORD LUCAN 80: MIDNIGHT STAR 107: MINELESS CUNT 58: MISERABLE CUNT 160: MISSING PERSONALITY 185: NATURAL FUCKER 2: NAUGHTY NAT 23: NO MORE CUM 52: NO TRUCKING IDEA 53: ODD-JOB 139: PASSPORT PERVERT 16: PELER 53: PERVERTED PRAWN HEAD PICKER 10: PONCHO THE PERVERT 159: PUPPY LOVE 42: QUEEN MARY 35: QUEEN STELLA 153: RAINBOW 94: REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD 142: RINGWORM 150: ROTTWEILER 227: RUB HER DICK 52: SEAGULL SHIT 111: SEAMAN STAINS 260: SINGAPORE SUCKER 141: SIR AIRHEAD 863: SIR CHICKEN FUCKER 672: SIR FESTER 520: SKIING FINN 114: SMILING BROWN SPIDER 100: SPAGHETTI HEAD 288: SUN FLOWER 36: SWEDISH MEATHEAD 87: TERMINAL 4 SKIN 386: THE GUZZLING GRINCH 120: THIS BITCH BITES 31: TREE FROG 127: VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR 246: WANK-KING 155: ZEAL ZUCKER 28:
RETURNEES 32	Rob Blow 3: Peter De schepper 3: Patrick Desmet 3: Klaus Forster 7: Nikki Gould 15: Willy Kins 2: Ratrana Pedersen 11: ANGEL FLY 81: ARSE-A-HOLIC 137: BABY'S ARM 177: BIG AIRPORT 20: BROOM STICK 19: DEEP SLEEP 26: DRIPPY 261: EVIL KNIEVEL 45: FISH FUCKER 31: HEN PECKED CHICKEN 29: ICE MAIDEN 51: I'M A PIG FUCKER 50: KARAMBA 115: KIDNEY BEAN 98: KIDNEY STONE 54: LIVING DOLL 23: MRS. HEAD 217: PUBIC GUITARIST 31: RAMBO WW2 157: RAMBOWLING 121: SIR SWEETBALLS 517: SKINLESS SCROTUM 25: SUNRISE 12: TIGER SHARK 8: WOO WOO'S BALLWASHER 11:
LEAVERS 1	SINGAPORE SUCKER:
VISITORS 2	(2) BIRD FUCKER: Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand (25) FIREMAN : Eugene Hash, USA
VIRGINS 5	Namfon Aulipan: Jeff Bartlett: Ussana Cheypoca: Winni Hennig: Lars Svensson:
SINNERS 6	Peter De schepper: Drinking beer before the run. CHARLIE MANSON: His last night as GM (for a while ?),moving to China for work obligations. FIREMAN: Iced for not telling his virgin Jeff Bartlett to wear a hash t-shirt. LORD LUCAN: Drinking beer before the run. SWEDISH MEATHEAD: Describing the very short run as the greatest run ever (became the hares best friend). ARSE-HOLEO: This weeks Hash trash.
HASH CRASH	None
ANNIVERSARIES 7	RINGWORM 150th Run SMILING BROWN SPIDER 100th Run ICY DAVIDSON 050th Run I'M A PIG FUCKER 050th Run KEE MAH 050th Run Mug NO MORE CUM 050th Run Mug RUB HER DICK 050th Run Mug
BIRTHDAYS	None
NEW NAMES 3	Ben Thongkham JATINGJA New Hash Name Don Klongerbo NATURAL FUCKER New Hash Name Tracey Sangthong TIGER SHARK New Hash Name
OTHER EVENTS	None
GROUP EVENTS 2	CLIT FACE, DRIPPY, GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, ARSE-HOLEO, BAZIL, FLYING FINN and KARAMBA: Private party outside the circle. BIG AIRPORT and FIREMAN: Hash romance on BIG AIRPORTS birthday of today
MISMANAGEMENT	None
NEW HASH SHIT	None

Run #	Date	Hares		Happy Hour
1084	13 Dec	(AGM Run) T-Shirt run	CHARLIE MANSON & PONCHO THE PERVERT	Classroom 2
1085	20 Dec	(Christmas Run) T-Shirt run	FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP	TQ 1
1086	27 Dec	FUCKING DOG & ARE YOU SURE		Scandi Bar
1087	03 Jan	BARNACLE BILL & BROWN CARD (Virgin hares)		TQ 2
1088	10 Jan	ARSE-HOLEO & CLIT FACE		Classroom
1089	17 Jan	FESTERING STREAKER & SPAGHETTI HEAD		Shenanigans
1090	24 Jan	V.V. & BENT OVER BELGIUM		Patrick's
1091	31 Jan	FLYING FROG & HARRY POTTER		O La La
1092	07 Feb	PISS UPHILL		Classroom 2
1093	14 Feb	(Valentines Run) T-Shirt run	FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP	TQ 1
1094	21 Feb	PELER		Scandi Bar
1095	28 Feb	V.V. & SKIING FINN		TQ 2
1096	07 Mar	Hares Needed		Classroom
1097	14 Mar	(Paddy's Day Run) T-Shirt run	SEAMAN STAINS, CLIT FACE & SEAMAN SWALLOW	Shenanigans
1098	21 Mar	V.V. & TWO TIME		Patrick's
1099	28 Mar	Hares Needed		O La La
1100	04 Apr	ICE BUTT BUNNY & ARSE HOPPER		Classroom 2

Hash Bar sequence	Hash Trash
The Hash Bar sequence is as follows: TQ 1 Scandi Bar (sign-up/meeting bar) TQ 2 Classroom Shenanigans Irish Bar Patrick's Belgium Restaurant OLaLa Classroom 2 Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

Special T-Shirt Runs	Hash Shit
2004 #1084, 13 Dec - A.G.M. Run #1085, 20 Dec - Christmas Run 2005 (subject to change) #1093, 14 Feb - Valentines Run #1097, 14 Mar - St Paddy's Run #1102, 18 Apr - Songkran Run #1106, 16 May - Norwegian Day Run #1109, 06 Jun - Betty Boop Run #1114, 11 Jul - Aussie Run #1118, 08 Aug - Adventure Run #1122, 05 Sep - Veterans Run #1130, 31 Oct - Octoberfest/Halloween Run #1132, 14 Nov - Loy Kratong Run #1138, 26 Dec - Christmas Run
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers.

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated December 2004:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Collie Dave, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, FIVE BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, PILE OF SHITE, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN,

Date	Occasion	Country	Contact Information
Jan 14-16, 2005	PH3 Outstation Run in Kanchanaburi Province	Thailand	Clit Face
Mar 25-27, 2005	Aussie Nash Hash 2005	Australia	http://www.hhh.asn.au
Apr 23, 2005	Pattaya Full Moon H3 Annual Kneewalk # 16	Thailand	Clit Face
May 13, 2005	1000th Run LA Union Hash	Philippines	http://www.sflu.com/luh3
Jun 4. 2005	1000th Run (A limit of 750 only)	Phuket hhh, Thailand	http://www.phuket-hhh.org/1000th.htm
Aug 12-14 2005	Eurohash 2005	Holland	http://www.eurohash.org
Sep 16-18, 2005	10th Panasia Hash	Kuching, Sarawak.	http://www.kchhh.com
Oct 29, 2005	Pattaya Full Moon H3 Halloween Moonwalk-agogo	Thailand	Clit Face
Oct 27-29. 2006	Interhash 2006	Chiang Mai Thailand	http://www.chiangmai2006.com

The Mis-management	Outstation Run Jan 2005
Dec 06. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
Nov 30. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
Dec 06. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

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