As Monday was the Christmas Run,  Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Here's to everyone getting thru the holidays with ALL their APPENDAGES.  Congratulations to Flying Frog for ascending to being our Monday Leader.  (Grand Master).  While I may still have your attention I'd like to stir the shit some.  My Question is Why the F___K is Free Willy allowed to Hare Runs???? What a F___KED UP run on  Monday.  2.5 hrs, No Checks,  People finishing in the DARK AND people lost in the DARK.  Isn't it the Hare Raisers JOB to make sure the people who Hare runs have a F__KING CLUE???  Hare Raiser, Maybe you should have a school on this subject.  Remember, Run length, 45 minutes to 1 hour and  lots of CHECKS. You know the object of the run is to ATTEMPT to keep the pack together.  NOT have a ragtag column stumbling in after DARK with children lost. If I was making the decisions I would BAN Free Willy from Haring a run for at least 13 months and ask him to produce his KINDER GARDEN DIPLOMA.  O.K. now that I got to spit on paper, I'll tell you about the circle. I won't bore you with the run details. Ask Free Willy if you want to know. Great "A" site.  Views of the surrounding hills and after a good rain the Sea beyond. I'd like to name a couple of the smart people. at least on Monday.  Spag. Head and Steamy Lump.  SHORT CUTTERS.
The circle started off with Flying Frog (GM) icing Free Willy.  Frog asked the circle if it was a good run?  Free Willy, rightly so received HASH SHIT for the run. Next up Flying Frog called in the visitors. Welcome to the Pattaya Hash. 
Sun Flower made her appearance to conduct the raffle.  I'd buy more tickets if Sun Flower was one of the prizes. She iced Poncho the P. for mouthing off during the raffle.  Use that ice power baby. The Good R.A. Steamy Lump (and short cutter) brings in Boy George for bring back lost people and proclaims him Hash Hero.  Was this for real?  Who did he find? With several trucks parked with their headlights on as beacons for the lost souls it reminded me of Wagon train when in the old wild west they would circle the wagons to fend off the scalp seekers. Agent Clit aka Santa Claus on ice. Ass Holeo and Free Willy join him and Santa's present to Free Willy is a box or RAT POISON.  Well done Santa. Chicken F. takes centre stage to sing us his Christmas Song "We Wish You a Merry Syphilis". Included as back up singers were Steamy Lump and Needle Dick aka Doctor. and others. The Good RA (and short cutter) Steamy Lump ices Ass Holeo and Needle Dick. He gives the Doctor an addition to his wardrobe and Ass Holeo gets a Bio Waste mask.  Well done!! Flying Frog now suspends the circle as he wants more people to go out looking for the lost souls. I kinda lost the plot for a while there, but according to my notes when the circle reassembled Flying Frog brings in the Virgins, all 10 of them. Welcome and come again. Next into the circle are the returnees including yours truly. V.V. is iced. It's his wife's birthday. Flipper on in as it is her 150th run. Also iced is one of our annual visitors Kiwi.  Why you may ask, well he showed up at Flying Frogs party a day late.
Poncho's in charge now and brings in the following couple to sit on the ice. 1) King Yao Yao and Queen Stella: 2)Seaman Stains and Seaman Swallow: 3)Agent Clit and Rottweiler: 4) Needle Dick and Wednesday Adams: Poncho's question to each of the cracks is what their boyfriends were giving them for Christmas? 1) Grench-Nothing 2) Jai Dii- MONEY 3) Sugar Daddy- A House!!!!!! 4) Grench-Nothing. My notes are getting unreadable,  let's see, Santa has fled the scene. Chicken F. on ice. I do remember this. Karamba returns and is a real Hash Hero. He found and brought back the 2 young girls that were lost in the dark, on the run. Agent Clit, and I quote "Karamba will always find a girl in the dark"
Hash Hymn and off to T.Q. for hot dogs. It was a good circle.