I have to start with to tell you that I lose half of my notes somewhere after The Classroom, Maybe they are at the Police station where I had to stay for one hour and pay 700 baht. Somebody want to help me with the bill? But Mai Pen Rai.
After a good run the GM called the circle and called out anybody want a free run ticket? And me being a stupid arsehole called out yes, so here goes. The GM started with blessing the new beer police helmets and it looks like we need the beer police for the respect of the beer truck. The pretty girl with the raffle Sun Flower on in and many winners. She always promises to remember my number, but looks like she have short memory again. After the raffle somebody makes their own circle on the bus, I wonder what they are doing there? Up The Butt was one of the leavers and someone call out Oh Oh I am so happy. Hares Arse-holeo and Clit Face on ice for a good run but a lot of garbage, I did not set it and I am sure. Arse Hopper on the ice for one of the biggest sins you can do, he had put beer in his bag. That gets him hash shit. He say something like it was only one but you all know one is one too many, same as one wife is more than enough, but Mai Pen Rai or maybe he took it for the tsunami in the south. The Monster on ice for something together with his baby brother (little). He promised never to do the thing again, I do not remember what but the Monster promised to put on some weight or was it his baby brother. A lot more were given some ice, Retard Wanker, Ratso-eel-sniffer and Rudi Voeller, something about marriage without permission and being pregnant without knowing it. Sir Airhead had a problem with the USA map, California and Oregon are not the same place. Now I start to understand why there was only one ice block in the circle, that is the way to do it so we do not have to see the same big arses every Monday, no name will be given but look around you. Retard Wanker in the bucket for not handing in the run story when he left 3 months ago. Sir Fester in the bucket for something, maybe it was the reason he went to the Classroom so early, he had been sitting at the Classroom for 30 minutes and waiting for the food this night, or has he been out with tongue again before we get there. Sir Chicken F'r was next with a new song, why was Chicken Nugget hiding under the beer truck? maybe he has not done his homework. It was a good song. Next anniversaries for Absolutely No F...ing Idea, The Pope and Flipper. I wonder how many they have run? GM circle and he speak a language anybody understand and call a lot of hasher on the ice cube one was Sun Flower and I think she has fallen in love with the badman because she empty the ice bucket when the badman was told to lick the ice in the bucket. Retard Wanker had to sit in the bucket again after it was re-filled. Chicken Nugget next in for something his Papa had done, so here he jumps out from under the beer truck and back again as soon as he was able to do so. Odd Job on the ice because it was so long since the last time. Seaman Stains in to talk about the upcoming Outstation run on Friday 14th this week, bus leaving at 1 pm from outside Mike Shopping Mall on 2nd Rd. Next was the hares song and it was quite good. After the hash hymn it was on on to great food in the Classroom and Sir Fester was not the first in the queue there were at least 3 or 4 in front of him. That's all and I am glad I will be on the road to Laos when you read this shit.

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