Another good run through gulleys, crawling under branches and even using ropes to pass a steep trench. The FTs though were just too damn far down the track. We even had a go at swampland. Bird Fucker went flat on his face in the mud and was rescued by Miserable Cunt.
G.M. Flying Frog shouted his lungs out to get the noisy crowd to form a circle. Hares; Festering Streaker and Spaghetti Head, were iced. Sun Flower screamed away 8 T-shirts in the raffle. Harry Potter was iced because of raffle ticket problems. Eric the Belgian was iced and had to drink from his ladies high heeled ballroom shoes. A visitor went in the ice bucket for not wearing a hash T-shirt. His sorry explanation was that it was too wet. Hares iced a second time. All outstation runners were called out to look at the ice. They were too damn many to get a seat. Peter puker was iced for puking on outstation run. Monster and brother were iced for doing everything but eating and gaining some weight since the last run. Maybe Monster should start thinking about steroids. Bob and Eric were ordered schnell on the ice to get hash names. Bob was named Kloster Fuck and Eric got French Katoy.
I also noticed Bottomless Pit paying Odd Job 2000 baht up front for another run at the end of the month. His reason being that he did not think he would have the money then. That’s a man to know his own character. Arse-Holeo was iced for not noticing that a lock of his hair was cut off on the bus on the outstation run. He was obviously too drunk to notice. G.M. iced T4 for leaving half his drink behind when visiting Patrick's restaurant. He was presented with the remaining drink in a plastic bag. Sun Flower was appointed Hash Hero of the day. She sold 2000 Baht worth of raffle tickets.
G.M. allowed Sun Flower and Seaman Swallow to ice whoever they wanted. Ten guys went on the ice. Chicken Fucker got up and told stories from the outstation run: toilet stories, bus stories and Chicken Nugget stories. By this time my brain was getting a bit blurred from too much Foster beer, so this is all you get from this hash run. Pronto. Have a nice run next Monday. I am in Singapore but will soon be back as a returnee. 

ON, ON.
Jogi bear. (Jorgen Jernes)