The day started out with a cancelled bus due to the death of a monk, would this in combination with the full moon be a bad omen? It turns out not. The situation is easily solved and transportation to the lovely A-site is done with baht buses.
We are going to have an option of a long and a short run today VV announces together with short explanation of the run and we set out in a dry and hot terrain. The first few checks are clever and holds the pack together up to the optional separation for runners and walkers.
Being a FRB I go left together with Piss Uphill, Cabbage Head and virgin Max. After not long we pass under high way 7 and as the surroundings change to a more pleasant shaded one knowing the hares I think all of us were just waiting for water, mud, cattle or other hash spices. Correctly so, half way into the run at the turn-around point we are led through a knee deep creek and can look forward to a even heavier return with soaked shoes. The checks in the second part were far from complicated but the run itself very enjoyable in shade and with changing scenery.
Back at the circle Sun Flower opens up with the raffle and No Trucking Idea drewls down his chin muttering something about bathing house fantasies... Arse-Holeo and Retard Wanker get iced for talking in the circle but do not learn from this experience as they keep on talking as much inside the circle, perhaps a more efficient punishment should be called for to treat these less prone to learn individuals?
GM asks for run comments and Bird Fucker expresses his inability to find his way back from the walkers arrow (along the paved road) this coming from a man advertising about boat trips one may wonder if the boat trips returns in the right port in the afternoon.
The lovely Eva Braun gets promoted to "Nurse Dick" ,yet another example of what can happen to a lovely girl in the wrong company. It is also shockingly revealed that Miserable Cunt stole Chicken Nuggets cookies on an other outing together, when confronted on this matter the man explains as the cookies had fallen into the dirt he thought it was a "free-for-all" and dived in, perhaps a name change to Miserable Dog would be suitable? 

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