Today's hares, Flying Frog and Sunflower, chose a nice "A" site, 40 minutes from Pattaya, to have our weekly run and piss-up. The trail led into some weedy areas, through farms, but mostly along motorbike paths with nice scenery. With only three checks and no false trails to speak of, the front runners came back to the "A" site in less than 30 minutes. A short flat run, no lost kids, no injuries, and lots of heat to sweat off last nights over indulgence. Good Run! Sunflower did her raffle circle with a cigar stuck inside her cleavage. What wanker didn't want to win that cigar and pull it out of her shirt with his teeth? Eventually Odd Job ended up with the cigar which his honey won through deviate means.
Bad RA, Sir Airhead, calls his circle and makes sure Piss-Up Hill and Peler are properly iced for being Norwegian twins. Did Peler really sleep outside all night last week outside his house door after losing his keys? Well, the ice don't lie. Frank & beans, Doctor Dick, on ice while Arse-holeo gets double hash shit for being born. Rubber Dick on ice as his bimbo gets her hash name Sunrise, followed by Ratso-eel-sniffer for finally divorcing his fat farang wife in the US.
Now he has a new Thai tilak who owns a pick-up truck. We could all learn a thing or two from that story....Nice switchero. Sir Chicken f'r puts Bird f'r (no relation) in the circle but not on
ice for having a leaky bum. Spag Head uses his surrogate ass and warms up the ice in his stead. Steamy lump was iced for having sex while on fire watch duty in the US. Glad my tax dollars are well spent!
Good RA Steamy Lump, as an experiment, and asks for volunteers to sit on the ice, and before long, 8 hashers have a wet and cold bum. Two Belgians on ice threaten to write an article to their local rag about our Pattaya Hash, ... Just remember that Flying Frog is spelled with two capitals. Poncho calls the circle with a Good, Bad, and Ugly theme making sure our cracks (the Good) are properly seated on the knees of many an ugly hasher but Sir Airhead (the Bad) enjoys his ice a little bit too much and doesn't want to let his bimbos off his knee. Bad RA.
Last things I remember about this hash are: Retard Wanker gets the bucket for hanging out in Boys Town a little bit too long. We learn that ET is the real father of Retard Wanker's kid. Flying Frog was last seen with a twig sticking out of his arse and; Sir Chicken F'r tries to sing a song about the brain dead but decides it's just not worth the effort... Some other things happened in the circle as well but by this time of night nobody took any notice and some serious drinking was had by many.

ON ON
Jello Butt