It's a chore and a bore and it makes me sore not to mention poor!!. But enough of that. About the run. Cruising down the Frog and Toad on a route bearing scant resemblance to the map I finally arrive at the latest Norse apology for an A-Site. Coconuts and Crap. Still things go Sunnyside when I have a pre-run treat resting me barnet between Sunflowers Marble Arch while I catch forty waiting for the firm to arrive. Pure Lillian.
103 disciples of Shank's Pony form a circle while new Daisy Roots are blessed then, after our three Hares F___Dog, Arse-a-Holic and Are You Sure get their Ya's-Ya's out, a confused pack set off in a cloud of smoke. A cloud that was to last all evening. The last run these three Ebenezer's set didn't last as long as my runs on-in the week before.!!  At least today's effort had some length to it even if it was a trip around some flat uninteresting trails. Let's forget the trespass through our hosts various property's.  Still my Plates had had enough and by the time my minces clapped eyes on the beer truck I was ready to let a couple of soft ones slide down my Gregory.
Flying Frog our G.M. (Grand Merde) calls the circle and ices the hares before announcing "SunFlower your circle". What all of us.? She does an excellent job as always. Or is it all Porky's. Sir Airhead ices the Hares and a non-descript verdict of the run prevails. Next time O.K. boys. Sir Airhead, the guy who can cause a Tsunami every time he opens his North and South ices Squiddy and Icy Davidson along with the latter's current trouble and strife. Icy Davidson's crime was crashing into a pick up last week and apparently Squiddy was on the PH3 way back on Run 9 as well as co-founding the Thursday Unmentionable Hash. Blimey geezer you kept that quiet.!!  Monster and Dopey pay ice respect for something. (I'll be honest I haven't really kept up with this Jackanory).  Flying Frog welcomes the returners before Karamba suffers a cold Deaf and Dumb for distributing Gay Pride literature and I join him for inspecting the evidence.
Stupid Kraut C__T is guilty of flimming pre-run Pigs Ear and takes a turn on the block as this weeks Tea Leaf.  On his 2005 swan song Steamy Lump ices Menstrual Boy and C__T's Kid along with an assortment of Wacky Backy Backpackers for smoking Rastafarian Woodbines in the circle. Karamba gets presented with Elton John style sunglass's to wear at the Gay Pride Show. Actually guys that is not the sort of attire one sees being sported at these venues.  The original PH3 Scented Jade Gate Ewok parks her harris on some fresh meat before Sir Chicken F___R ices Apples Turnover and his current bird for some crime or other. Synchronised Doyly Carts for all we know.
Hansard: There was increasing disorder from certain sections of the circle. Why do persons not happy with the PH3. Start their own Hash. Then come back to cause disruption.?  Visitors and Leavers dealt with then Arse-a-Holic and his gorgeous her "Her That Should Be Obeyed"" Barbie Doll it down for showing too much interest in Squiddy's meat and two veg that are causing a george Raft every time they hit the rocks.
Anniversary's: Kidney Bean 100 Run, Odd Job 150 Mug, F__Dog 150 Run Mug and Stupid Kraut C__T  100 Run Mug.  A bunch of guys on ice finish off the evening including T-4 sporting a brand new pair of camouflage strides... Now THAT is what they wear at Gay Pride Shows.!!
Hash Hymn duly strangled then it's off to Classroom 1 to take advantage of Compost Heaps hospitality.'
If I have left anyone out.....tough.!!.Boat Races and Golden Triangles I never forget but monicas are for the Brown Bread.

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