Que pa so amigos, the bean is back! Today we finally had a good rain but only the good and real hashers came out, all 69 of us. Bottomless Pit got lost twice on the way to the a-site. Seaman Stains looked like he just woke up as he turned up late. Just like I-da-ho, but he did run around the a-site 10 times. I think he just wanted to be the first so he could claim an early beer. Runners off and our hare’s say it's a short run as they had laid the paper in 1 hr. guess what? Flying Frog was in first at 49 min. Oops! The Frog's sick/short cut? Other f.r.b. Jello Butt and Pig Pusher Swine Stabber came in at 59 min. as the pack followed. Some of our very good runners Peler, V.V. and Fireman came in super late after 1 hr 20 min. did they stop at a blow job bar? We’ll probably never know. Whilst the runners were out the ladies ate some Thai food and some of us had a sandwich from Khun Lek’s rolling restaurant. All the kids were happy and so were we because no more rain. Some Mexican bought Khun Lek a new t-shirt, she likes em' large.
CNN breaking news; "God put a tree in front of Free Willy's car last night". That’s why he's not here. Hearsay has it that he has a serious head injury (fuck we already knew that) and he hurt his little foot. Of course he said nothing about his tee lock. Gee whiz???
Circle starts; V.V. and Catch iced for eating pussy while the GM ate Mexican food and got sick. Wuz up? Frog goes home early so Sir Chicken F’r is our GM tonight. So you see guy’s pussy is good for your health. Hey where's Angel Fly? The very dark and lovely Bottom's Up starts the raffle with 2 beer surprises. Whoever wins has to drink them 'deo nee'. Miserable Cunt and Sun Flower are the beer winners but Sun Flower passes hers off to Peler. Virgins on-in but Sir Chicken F’r realizes there’s only one real virgin. Religion with Sir Airhead, Peler, Fireman called in. Fireman is a hash hero as Peler fell (pushed?) into a toxic river (in Thailand?) he pulled him out and gave him mouth to mouth. They were last seen walking in boyz town. Odd-Job, Bottomless Pit and Wank-King are next. All appear to be doing a good job, wuz-up? Sir potato head holds a beer survey. Our survey says; h=25,c=20,t=12,k=2 (you figure it out) so why no beer police? One of our hares is a professional thief watching the beers. Hares on-in, good a-site with lots of mud today/hiding the paper? Wuz-up? Peler said they hide the paper in the river, Yao-Yao said little paper. Iced slim boy Teeny Weeny our resident rocket scientist, he used lots of paper to wipe his ass. Hell he's all ass, no wonder we had no paper. Chicken Nugget ate the chocolate vibrators he made for Care Bear and Nurse Dick has a school project. His teacher asked what he was making and the Nugget was told by the dad. “Tell em' it's a rocket”. Peler iced again and so was the very nice quiet scribe Poncho for doing his job. Wuz up amigo? Oh Peler's info sheet for the GM is totally fucked! Words out that E.T. has a crush on Peler. Wuz up with that? A bunch of leavers that caves in the circle. Hares trash the beer truck with fruit. I-da-ho gets his 50 runs after 10 yrs. and Spag head gets his 300 run shirt after 72 yrs. 1/4 Pounder with cheese and lots of cracks, lucky bastard. It's almost time to go as Seaman Stains sings us a great hhh version of 'Yesterday'. Great job mate. Hey look Clit Face is leaving early and Dr. Pinky was actually seen running today, although it was only 3 feet. Peler announces a sports adventure run and Arse Hopper yell's out "Speak English", lot's of laughs on that note amigos. See you next week.

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