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HASH SHEET - RUN 1105


The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for Wednesday 1st June 2005 in The Scandi Bar at 4:30 pm.


 


Next T-shirt Run is the
Norwegian Day Run - Ja Ja Ja
16th May 2005

 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1106 Monday May 16th, 2005


MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:55 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00(4 PM)


Hares: 

PISSED POLE DANCER, ODD-JOB, PELER, KARAMBA, FUCKING DOG & SIR FESTER


 Happy Hour at: O La La
 



Directions to A-site:
Drive South for 9.5 km along Sukhumvit. Turn left and drive up Wat Huay Yai Road for 12.9 km to (HHH). Turn right and follow dirt road 600 mtrs to the a-site up the incline.

 


 


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The Mis-management + Meetings Outstation Run Jan 2005
May 10.  200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
Apr 26.  50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
May 10.  10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

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Scribe report for Run 1105

Hare(s): ARSE-HOLEO & CLIT FACE   98 Runners

Dengue fever is in Pattaya almost in epidemic proportions !!!!! Virus transmitted by the small black & white Tiger mosquito. Bites only during daylight and found around all water recipients such as non treated pools, buckets, etc…. No prevention treatment known till today. Use only mosquito repellent based upon at least 40 % DEET. Be careful during the runs and during the circle close to water pools….

 

At 18.53 pm the circle started with the 2 hares CLIT FACE and ARSE-HOLEO on the ice….. LORD LUCAN, again too late to attend the circle, was rewarded by the GM to sit in the Bucket….. All comments regarding the run were positive: a very good run, with a lot of checks, small hills, beautiful scenery, etc… but guys… we used this A-site already several times…try to be creative and go find new places !!!!  

FREE WILLY will not be assigned for the coming Christmas run.  His controversial T-shirt worn by PELER caused some problems… Hash shits: ICY DAVIDSON and “brand new” KARAMBA : nearly recognizable as a front runner…I wonder what kind of dope he takes…Epo maybe….what a transformation…. lost at least 10 pounds….brand new glittering  teeth ( 100.000 baht) and now in treatment to get rid of his tattoos….I have been told that he is preparing himself to win the next Miss Tiffany contest. Talking about the Miss Tiffany contest….MISERABLE CUNT had a entry ticket for the contest but he didn’t want to go ….looking for a volunteer …he found T4 who was delighted to attend… DOPEY was iced as he didn’t inform the Grand Master about his wife's pregnancy. KING YAO YAO iced for racist related statements, calling all Europeans “ Euro Shit !!!!” Just to remind him that all white Americans have European roots…. Congratulations: TREE FROG 150 runs and T4 with his 10 hares T-shirt and 400 runs MUG!!!!! Time to reward CARE BEAR and NURSE DICK…no more lonely nights ladies…..as SIR CHICKEN F**R brought 2 waterproof…teak wooded…huge …lifetime warranty…..yes…..Dildo's…… PISSED POLE DANCER was jealous and complained that it’s always the same persons who were rewarded to sit on the ice. Now at least she experienced it. I think not really an exciting experience for a Norwegian woman born and raised surrounded by ice almost all year round….maybe she felt homesick.

Another wonderful evening was brought to an end by the traditional Swing Low song… conducted by no one else then …. The great SEAMAN STAINS… ON ON to JAMESON'S for great food as usual, thanks KIM! Longing for next week to see FINI THE FAGGOT being iced again after his retreat in rainy Belgium….

 

ON ON
HARRY POTTER


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STATS REPORT 

Average runners per run during the months of Apr since 1984.


Poor numbers during April over the last two years.

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs

HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 63
8 Nairchanok Baneye: 22 Tong Gasee: 4 Waree Urat: 85 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 18 APPLE TREE: 119 APPLES TURNOVER: 84 ARE YOU SURE: 243 ARSE HOPPER: 159 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 174 ARSE-HOLEO: 42 BALL RINGER: 76 BARBIE DOLL: 72 BAZIL: 29 BELL END: 120 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 49 BOTTOMS UP: 101 BOW WOW: 227 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 263 CHICKEN NUGGET: 299 CLIT FACE: 36 COCK-A-LEAKY: 168 FLIPPER: 378 FLYING FROG: 179 FREE WILLY: 232 FUCKING DOG: 441 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 66 ICY DAVIDSON: 23 JATINGJA: 107 KIDNEY BEAN: 61 KIDNEY STONE: 577 KING YAO YAO: 26 LOBSTER QUEEN: 101 LORD LUCAN: 129 MIDNIGHT STAR: 180 MISERABLE CUNT: 34 MISS DOWNHILL: 16 MORNING SUNRISE: 221 MRS. HEAD: 59 NO MORE CUM: 112 NURSE DICK: 75 PELER: 62 PISSED POLE DANCER: 181 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 59 PUSSYCAT: 110 RAINBOW: 36 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER: 164 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 39 REAR GUNNER: 245 ROTTWEILER: 63 RUB HER DICK: 280 SEAMAN STAINS: 884 SIR AIRHEAD: 695 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 542 SIR FESTER: 116 SMILING BROWN SPIDER: 14 SNOOPY: 310 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 57 SUN FLOWER: 9 SUNSET: 407 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 150 TREE FROG: 267 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 177 WANK-KING:
RETURNEES 29 19 Nikki Gould: 2 Sompong Hanon: 4 Natnaet Montaksin: 6 Mon Pornjantha: 10 Mitch Shook: 94 ANGEL FLY: 143 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 22 BROOM STICK: 83 CARE BEAR: 24 DOPEY: 332 DR. PINKY: 265 DRIPPY: 135 ENERGIZER BUNNY: 220 FESTERING STREAKER: 18 HARRY POTTER: 44 JELLO BUTT: 127 KARAMBA: 28 KNOB MARLEY: 66 MAD COW THE FIRST: 181 MISS CHIVAS: 41 MR. SHEEN: 26 NAUGHTY NAT: 134 NEEDLE DICK: 159 ODD-JOB: 215 TADPOLE: 107 THE BUZZ: 83 UP THE BUTT: 12 VODKA SPRITE: 19 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS:
LEAVERS None
VISITORS 3 (1) Gene Hubert Angeles City Hash, Philippines
(2) BROWN RING LICKER Angeles City Hash, Philippines
(1) DIDJA Hamersley Hash, Australia
VIRGINS 3 Hans Schilde: Ryan Smith: Marc Vacheron:
SINNERS 4 APPLES TURNOVER: Promised to take T-4 to Australia but married and brought his wife instead.
FREE WILLY: PELER wearing FREE WILLY's satanic xmas t-shirt in the gym and everyone ran away.
LORD LUCAN: Not paying attention to circle activities.
PELER: ANGLE FLY paid the sign up but did not come to the run on 4 occasions, 400 baht will be refunded.
HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES 4 TERMINAL 4 SKIN Hared 10 T-Shirt
TERMINAL 4 SKIN 400th Run Mug
TREE FROG 150th Run
TREE FROG 100th Run T-Shirt
BIRTHDAYS None
NEW NAMES None
OTHER EVENTS 2 ICY DAVIDSON: Hash shit status removed.
KARAMBA: Hash shit status removed.
GROUP EVENTS 1 NURSE DICK: CARE BEAR: Finally got their wooden carved dildos.
MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT  None


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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1106 16 May (Norwegian Day Run)
T-Shirt run
PISSED POLE DANCER, ODD-JOB, PELER, KARAMBA, FUCKING DOG & SIR FESTER O La La (X)
1107 23 May V.V. & HARRY POTTER Patrick's (X)
1108 30 May FUCKING DOG & ARSE HOPPER Classroom 2
1109 06 Jun (Betty Boop Run)
T-Shirt run
EWOK, TADPOLE & MISS CHIVAS TQ 1
1110 13 Jun SPAGHETTI HEAD Patrick's (X)
1111 20 Jun WANK-KING & TAMPAX
T-Shirt run
TQ 2
1112 27 Jun V.V. & JELLO BUTT Miss Chivas Bar
1113 04 Jul SPUNK BUBBLE & RIGHT SAID Jameson's
1114 11 Jul (Aussie Run)
T-Shirt run
KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR
& BABY'S ARM
Scandi Bar (X)
1115 18 Jul FREE WILLY & FLIPPER O La La
1116 25 Jul Hares needed Classroom 2
1117 01 Aug DOG LICKS ITS DICK & CLIT FACE TQ 1
1118 08 Aug (The Adventure Run)
T-Shirt run
FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD Patrick's (X)
1119 15 Aug FINI THE FAGGOT TQ 2

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

Veterans Run - 2005
The following (38) hashers have already qualified for the free run & T-shirt on 5th Sept 2005.

35 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 26 ANGEL FLY: 30 ARE YOU SURE: 36 ARSE HOPPER: 32 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 34 BALL RINGER: 33 BARBIE DOLL: 29 BAZIL: 27 BELL END: 31 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 31 CHICKEN NUGGET: 26 CLIT FACE: 34 FLIPPER: 36 FLYING FROG: 33 FREE WILLY: 36 FUCKING DOG: 30 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 30 HANNIBAL LECTER: 34 KING YAO YAO: 31 LORD LUCAN: 36 MIDNIGHT STAR: 33 MISERABLE CUNT: 29 ODD-JOB: 36 PELER: 36 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 28 RAINBOW: 36 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 32 SEAMAN STAINS: 28 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 34 SIR AIRHEAD: 36 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 36 SIR FESTER: 34 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 33 SUN FLOWER: 34 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 34 TREE FROG: 34 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 36 WANK-KING:

Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All Ph3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 

The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)

Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)

TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Patrick's Belgian Restaurant All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.


2005

(subject to change)
#1106, 16 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1109, 06 Jun - Betty Boop Run
#1111, 20 Jun - 1111 Run
#1114, 11 Jul - Aussie Run
#1118, 08 Aug - Adventure Run
#1122, 05 Sep - Veterans Run
#1132, 14 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1138, 26 Dec - Christmas Run

2006
(subject to change)

#1143, 30 Jan - AGM Run
#1145, 13 Feb - Valentines Run
#1150, 20 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1154, 17 Apr - Songkran Run

 

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Are you a Virgin Hare...in Pattaya ? You might want to know a few things. We have created a very simple page (quick loading) for you to get the 'rules'. There is also other information on that page. Use the below links:

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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated January 2005:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, FIVE BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS,

 


Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

Date

Occasion

Country

Contact Information

Jun 4. 2005 1000th Run  (A limit of 750 only) Phuket hhh, Thailand http://www.phuket-hhh.org/1000th.htm
Jun 24-26, 2005 SELETAR hash house harriers 25th Anniversary Singapore http://seletar.hash.org.sg/25
Aug 12-14 2005 Eurohash 2005 Holland http://www.harrier.nl/eurohash/
Sep 16-18, 2005 10th Panasia Hash Kuching, Sarawak. http://www.kchhh.com
Oct 28-30, 2005 8th Indochina - Mekong Hash Laos http://www.laoshash.com
Oct 29, 2005 Pattaya Full Moon H3 Halloween Moonwalk-agogo Thailand Clit Face
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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