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The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for Wednesday 1st June 2005 in The Scandi Bar at 4:30 pm. |
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RUN # 1106 Monday May 16th, 2005 MISS DIRECTIONS: Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:55 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change. Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00(4 PM) Hares: PISSED POLE DANCER, ODD-JOB, PELER, KARAMBA, FUCKING DOG & SIR FESTER Happy Hour at: O La La |
![]() Directions to A-site: Drive South for 9.5 km along Sukhumvit. Turn left and drive up Wat Huay Yai Road for 12.9 km to (HHH). Turn right and follow dirt road 600 mtrs to the a-site up the incline. |

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| The Mis-management + Meetings | Outstation Run Jan 2005 |
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May 10. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here. |
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Apr 26. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here, |
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May 10. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here. |
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Scribe report for Run 1105
| Hare(s): | ARSE-HOLEO & CLIT FACE | 98 Runners |
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Dengue fever is in Pattaya almost in epidemic proportions !!!!! Virus transmitted by the small black & white Tiger mosquito. Bites only during daylight and found around all water recipients such as non treated pools, buckets, etc…. No prevention treatment known till today. Use only mosquito repellent based upon at least 40 % DEET. Be careful during the runs and during the circle close to water pools….
At 18.53 pm the circle started with the 2 hares CLIT FACE and ARSE-HOLEO on the ice….. LORD LUCAN, again too late to attend the circle, was rewarded by the GM to sit in the Bucket….. All comments regarding the run were positive: a very good run, with a lot of checks, small hills, beautiful scenery, etc… but guys… we used this A-site already several times…try to be creative and go find new places !!!! FREE WILLY will not be assigned for the coming Christmas run. His controversial T-shirt worn by PELER caused some problems… Hash shits: ICY DAVIDSON and “brand new” KARAMBA : nearly recognizable as a front runner…I wonder what kind of dope he takes…Epo maybe….what a transformation…. lost at least 10 pounds….brand new glittering teeth ( 100.000 baht) and now in treatment to get rid of his tattoos….I have been told that he is preparing himself to win the next Miss Tiffany contest. Talking about the Miss Tiffany contest….MISERABLE CUNT had a entry ticket for the contest but he didn’t want to go ….looking for a volunteer …he found T4 who was delighted to attend… DOPEY was iced as he didn’t inform the Grand Master about his wife's pregnancy. KING YAO YAO iced for racist related statements, calling all Europeans “ Euro Shit !!!!” Just to remind him that all white Americans have European roots…. Congratulations: TREE FROG 150 runs and T4 with his 10 hares T-shirt and 400 runs MUG!!!!! Time to reward CARE BEAR and NURSE DICK…no more lonely nights ladies…..as SIR CHICKEN F**R brought 2 waterproof…teak wooded…huge …lifetime warranty…..yes…..Dildo's…… PISSED POLE DANCER was jealous and complained that it’s always the same persons who were rewarded to sit on the ice. Now at least she experienced it. I think not really an exciting experience for a Norwegian woman born and raised surrounded by ice almost all year round….maybe she felt homesick. Another wonderful evening was brought to an end by the traditional Swing Low song… conducted by no one else then …. The great SEAMAN STAINS… ON ON to JAMESON'S for great food as usual, thanks KIM! Longing for next week to see FINI THE FAGGOT being iced again after his retreat in rainy Belgium….
ON ON |
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STATS
REPORT
Average runners per run during the months of
Apr since 1984.

Poor numbers during April over the last two years.
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Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
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HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 63 |
8 Nairchanok Baneye: 22 Tong Gasee: 4 Waree Urat: 85 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 18 APPLE TREE: 119 APPLES TURNOVER: 84 ARE YOU SURE: 243 ARSE HOPPER: 159 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 174 ARSE-HOLEO: 42 BALL RINGER: 76 BARBIE DOLL: 72 BAZIL: 29 BELL END: 120 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 49 BOTTOMS UP: 101 BOW WOW: 227 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 263 CHICKEN NUGGET: 299 CLIT FACE: 36 COCK-A-LEAKY: 168 FLIPPER: 378 FLYING FROG: 179 FREE WILLY: 232 FUCKING DOG: 441 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 66 ICY DAVIDSON: 23 JATINGJA: 107 KIDNEY BEAN: 61 KIDNEY STONE: 577 KING YAO YAO: 26 LOBSTER QUEEN: 101 LORD LUCAN: 129 MIDNIGHT STAR: 180 MISERABLE CUNT: 34 MISS DOWNHILL: 16 MORNING SUNRISE: 221 MRS. HEAD: 59 NO MORE CUM: 112 NURSE DICK: 75 PELER: 62 PISSED POLE DANCER: 181 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 59 PUSSYCAT: 110 RAINBOW: 36 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER: 164 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 39 REAR GUNNER: 245 ROTTWEILER: 63 RUB HER DICK: 280 SEAMAN STAINS: 884 SIR AIRHEAD: 695 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 542 SIR FESTER: 116 SMILING BROWN SPIDER: 14 SNOOPY: 310 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 57 SUN FLOWER: 9 SUNSET: 407 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 150 TREE FROG: 267 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 177 WANK-KING: |
| RETURNEES 29 | 19 Nikki Gould: 2 Sompong Hanon: 4 Natnaet Montaksin: 6 Mon Pornjantha: 10 Mitch Shook: 94 ANGEL FLY: 143 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 22 BROOM STICK: 83 CARE BEAR: 24 DOPEY: 332 DR. PINKY: 265 DRIPPY: 135 ENERGIZER BUNNY: 220 FESTERING STREAKER: 18 HARRY POTTER: 44 JELLO BUTT: 127 KARAMBA: 28 KNOB MARLEY: 66 MAD COW THE FIRST: 181 MISS CHIVAS: 41 MR. SHEEN: 26 NAUGHTY NAT: 134 NEEDLE DICK: 159 ODD-JOB: 215 TADPOLE: 107 THE BUZZ: 83 UP THE BUTT: 12 VODKA SPRITE: 19 WEDNESDAY ADDAMS: |
| LEAVERS | None |
| VISITORS 3 |
(1) Gene Hubert Angeles City Hash, Philippines (2) BROWN RING LICKER Angeles City Hash, Philippines (1) DIDJA Hamersley Hash, Australia |
| VIRGINS 3 | Hans Schilde: Ryan Smith: Marc Vacheron: |
| SINNERS 4 |
APPLES TURNOVER: Promised to take T-4 to Australia but
married and brought his wife instead. FREE WILLY: PELER wearing FREE WILLY's satanic xmas t-shirt in the gym and everyone ran away. LORD LUCAN: Not paying attention to circle activities. PELER: ANGLE FLY paid the sign up but did not come to the run on 4 occasions, 400 baht will be refunded. |
| HASH CRASH | None |
| ANNIVERSARIES 4 |
TERMINAL 4 SKIN Hared 10 T-Shirt TERMINAL 4 SKIN 400th Run Mug TREE FROG 150th Run TREE FROG 100th Run T-Shirt |
| BIRTHDAYS | None |
| NEW NAMES | None |
| OTHER EVENTS 2 |
ICY DAVIDSON: Hash shit status removed. KARAMBA: Hash shit status removed. |
| GROUP EVENTS 1 | NURSE DICK: CARE BEAR: Finally got their wooden carved dildos. |
| MISMANAGEMENT | None |
| NEW HASH SHIT | None |
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RECEDING
HARELINE
Future hares: Please send map to webmaster
one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.
| Run # | Date | Hares | Happy Hour | |
| 1106 | 16 May |
(Norwegian Day Run) T-Shirt run |
PISSED POLE DANCER, ODD-JOB, PELER, KARAMBA, FUCKING DOG & SIR FESTER | O La La (X) |
| 1107 | 23 May | V.V. & HARRY POTTER | Patrick's (X) | |
| 1108 | 30 May | FUCKING DOG & ARSE HOPPER | Classroom 2 | |
| 1109 | 06 Jun |
(Betty Boop Run) T-Shirt run |
EWOK, TADPOLE & MISS CHIVAS | TQ 1 |
| 1110 | 13 Jun | SPAGHETTI HEAD | Patrick's (X) | |
| 1111 | 20 Jun |
WANK-KING & TAMPAX T-Shirt run |
TQ 2 | |
| 1112 | 27 Jun | V.V. & JELLO BUTT | Miss Chivas Bar | |
| 1113 | 04 Jul | SPUNK BUBBLE & RIGHT SAID | Jameson's | |
| 1114 | 11 Jul |
(Aussie Run) T-Shirt run |
KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR & BABY'S ARM |
Scandi Bar (X) |
| 1115 | 18 Jul | FREE WILLY & FLIPPER | O La La | |
| 1116 | 25 Jul | Hares needed | Classroom 2 | |
| 1117 | 01 Aug | DOG LICKS ITS DICK & CLIT FACE | TQ 1 | |
| 1118 | 08 Aug |
(The Adventure Run) T-Shirt run |
FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD | Patrick's (X) |
| 1119 | 15 Aug | FINI THE FAGGOT | TQ 2 | |
Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.
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The following (38) hashers have already qualified
for the free run & T-shirt on 5th Sept 2005. 35 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 26 ANGEL FLY: 30 ARE YOU SURE: 36 ARSE HOPPER: 32 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 34 BALL RINGER: 33 BARBIE DOLL: 29 BAZIL: 27 BELL END: 31 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 31 CHICKEN NUGGET: 26 CLIT FACE: 34 FLIPPER: 36 FLYING FROG: 33 FREE WILLY: 36 FUCKING DOG: 30 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 30 HANNIBAL LECTER: 34 KING YAO YAO: 31 LORD LUCAN: 36 MIDNIGHT STAR: 33 MISERABLE CUNT: 29 ODD-JOB: 36 PELER: 36 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 28 RAINBOW: 36 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 32 SEAMAN STAINS: 28 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 34 SIR AIRHEAD: 36 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 36 SIR FESTER: 34 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 33 SUN FLOWER: 34 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 34 TREE FROG: 34 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 36 WANK-KING: |
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All Ph3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to
behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to
provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash.
Please help the Hash Bars. The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:
Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid. |
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Are you a Virgin Hare...in Pattaya ? You might want to know a few things. We have created a very simple page (quick loading) for you to get the 'rules'. There is also other information on that page. Use the below links: 2. Scribe 3. Haring a Run |
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers |
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It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash
other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers
has been changed as of July 2000. Updated January 2005: |
Upcoming International & Local Hash Events
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Occasion |
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Contact Information |
| Jun 4. 2005 | 1000th Run (A limit of 750 only) | Phuket hhh, Thailand | http://www.phuket-hhh.org/1000th.htm |
| Jun 24-26, 2005 | SELETAR hash house harriers 25th Anniversary | Singapore | http://seletar.hash.org.sg/25 |
| Aug 12-14 2005 | Eurohash 2005 | Holland | http://www.harrier.nl/eurohash/ |
| Sep 16-18, 2005 | 10th Panasia Hash | Kuching, Sarawak. | http://www.kchhh.com |
| Oct 28-30, 2005 | 8th Indochina - Mekong Hash | Laos | http://www.laoshash.com |
| Oct 29, 2005 | Pattaya Full Moon H3 Halloween Moonwalk-agogo | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 27-29. 2006 | Interhash 2006 | Chiang Mai Thailand | http://www.chiangmai2006.com |
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