Sign up at Scandi Bar: PONCHO & PELER doing their usual stuff assisted by F. DOG. NORSKE run today and very crowded, because FREE T-shirt ??? Anyway up to the bus, seems the old one is retired and our Disco-bus is its replacement. Full House on on to the A-site, perfect place to host 131 hashers. Form a circle a familiar Flemish-English voice in the air, FLYING FROG our little big GM christened some new shoes. Hares on -in a bunch of drunken Norwegians try to explain in their horrible English what ??? Anyway it seems SIR FESTER got to lead us the first 100 yards, can you imagine the man broke the HASH TURTLE RECORD doing the full 100 yards in 199 seconds!!! Up we go to a good run with some checks and FT, especially a couple FT in the middle of pineapple fields, everybody was running around in circles back to the check guys the only way back to the a-site. JELLO BUTT (+ 15 kg) and yours sincerely FINI the FAGGOT (alive and kicking) took the lead and after seeing again some drunken KARAMBA, PELER and other pissed NORSKEN up to the beertruck. F.DOG gave us our FREE T-shirt and PISSED POLE DANCER some food. 10 ice-blocks where waiting for a lot of arses, GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER told me they still didn't pay him after 6 months and he wants to immigrate to the USA? Maybe for Governor of California? Form a circle shouted our GM. Hares take a seat well you know what that means with drunken Norwegians, time for SUN FLOWER's raffle unfortunately it took a loooong time because you can't control a circle of 131 hashers but she did it in her own way . Next our BAD R.A. entered the circle ‘SHUT the F. up when I’m talking’ yelled SIR AIRHEAD and iced the bunch of hares what do you think of the run? Only one man can answer this our tall KING YAO YAO... "Wonderful run” was the one liner. OKINAWA boys in the circle it seems some of them never meet the ice-blocks so SIR AIRHEAD called our beloved BUNNY to show how you place your arse on the blocks. Take of those shorts and show us some hm balls she yelled and she demonstrated how you move your butt "gracefully" Thai girls loved the entertainment, back to our R.A. He claimed he's a front runner yeah yeah he should be iced !!! E.T. and CHICKEN F’r on ice for having nice hair colour. GM took over and gave JAZZER & his pissed choir the circle for another horrible performance of YA YA YA YA. COCK-A-LEAKY says He’s expecting a baby good luck man what's the wife doing?? BOTTOMLESS PIT told me where running out of BOOZE so our GM wisely decided to end sooner and iced all the NORSKEN and RUSTY RING HOLE in the BUCKET seems he's the only SWEDE they kicked out of Norway they all serenaded by CF with the U2 song Why the SHEEP have no name. Time for the HASH hymn operated by our baritone SEAMAN STAINS and then off to OLALA for some good food thanks. CU next week for another happy hash afternoon.

The one and only FINI