229th INDEPENDENCE DAY CELEBRATION—MERCI LAFAYETTE-
Double job today, Hash piss and Scribe, so let’s go. About the run, I’ve heard it was a good run, cause I couldn’t run yet with my sprained ankle since the “cattle field run” (Spagh??) So, good run set by “STEVE CALL ME LADY BOY” Spunk Bubble and Right Said. A-site was somewhere South East of the Bronx and North something of Pattaya.
GM called “le Cercle” dealt with “nouvelles godasses” (shoes) only 1 this week, Retard Wanker with Red Shoes? Then the “Lievres” (Hares) sent us to the wilderness, there is a “Court chemin” (short run) for the walkers ending at “Le grand trou” (big hole). 30 min later the front runners come in and the rest is history. After the usual “Causette” (grazing) and drinks, our GM “Le Crapaud Volent” (Flying Frog) called the circle and the Hares “Sur Glace” (on the ice) like the Cointreau. Everybody and your Uncle agreed it was a good run, nothing “extraordinaire” but not deserving a “Hash CACA”. Spunk Bubble back on the ice for some queer advertising in a local magazine noted” Hi, I am Steve and looking for a nice lady boy” I miss something here??
GM passed the Circle to Festering Streaker (Bad RA this week) Hares back on the ice, something to do with the run too “court” (short), never heard about small is beautiful, Julian? Then time for the “Red shoes” from “Branleur Retarde” Retard Wanker on the ice for plagging his red shoes, what will it be next time? It’s a strange man. T4 and Fini on in something about a “pink painting” story. Hash family has grown by one more member, a lovely baby girl, which Apples Turnover is the proud father and is duly iced for it.
Et maintenant Mes Dames et Monsieurs, la fete va commencer (roulement de tambour) back from Belgium wilderness, our own Fini LE PEDALE THE F**T and pronto the  whole American colony on the ice for the Independence Celebration and for what reason the Frog Eaters and the (Le Francais”) French speaking Belgians joined them. Ask Fini why?
Special paragraph for the French: IL N’’EST JAMAIS TOP TARD D’ETUDIER L’ANGLAIS, MEME A PATTAYA, COURIR ET BOIRE N’EST PLUS A APPRENDRE.
Knob Marley on the ice for having a private circle and is joined by the Harry Potter trio. Next Fini in the bucket for “surprise” forgetting his Trash Chapeau followed by TQ2 master Spunk Bubble for allowing his virgins cracks sitting in the back. Fucking Dog (UN DROLE DE CHIEN) is called in with Apples Turnover, showing Apples how to put a nappy on his baby girl.
On the side, 1 Anniversary, Katoy Anal Masturbator has today 50 runs, well done mate!
Hash Shit holders on the ice Retard Wanker and Tortellini Head, joined by Miserable Cunt, Big Nosed Bastard and Ringworm. Why? No bloody idea, mon ami. Then the Brits on the ice for loosing the war in 1776?
Circle goes back to Sir “Encule de poulet”  Chicken Fucker, King Yao Yao iced with Apples Turnover  for being a volunteer Godfather of Apples baby girl. To stay in the good ambiance we had some American look a like girls to be baptized with a new name  Resident Evil, Gung Now and Blah Sot formally well knowned as TQ2 resident cracks. Back to “Le Crapaud Volent” GM Flying Frog and Sir Chicken F'r iced for his brilliant debut as HOT DOG LADY (Competition with me?) Hares on the ice for not having a Hash Song and letting the American look a like cracks sing the “Chang Chang Song”
Circle given to “TRACE DE SPERM” Seaman Stains for his weekly rendition of “Le Chariot”
All to TQ2 to celebrate with the USA’ers their Independence Day with a lot of beers and food, just a shame that certain Hashers don’t have any respect and manners for the sponsors. I hope the good GM will deal with those guys next week!

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Answer: You bet, I will deal with those non- respect Hashers next Monday with a big surprise they’ll never forget!

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