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The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for Wednesday 3rd Aug 2005 in Patrick's at 4:30 pm. |
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Adventure Run on 8th August Please note: The Adventure run will be held on military property on 8th August. Sign up at Scandi before 1450 H. All the cars which have been given military clearance are to follow the bus which will be leaving at 1500 H. |
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RUN # 1117 Monday Aug 1st, 2005 MISS DIRECTIONS: Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:55 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change. Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00(4 PM) Hares: DOG LICKS ITS DICK & CLIT FACE Happy Hour at: TQ 1 |
Directions to A-site:
Drive 4.5 Km up Siam Country Club Road. Turn right at flashing orange light (Butterfly Junction) follow this road and the Elephant signs for 2.5 km to the Elephant Village. Drive a further 700 metres passed the Elephant Village to (HHH) on the left where the a-site will be. If you come via Soi Paradise Villa, the left turn is 3.8 km from Sukhumvit and then 2.1 km to the a-site on the right. |
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Jul 25. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here. |
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Jul 29. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here, |
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Jul 25. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here. |
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Scribe report for Run 1116
| Hare(s): | BOTTOMLESS PIT & VV | 86 Runners |
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Sorry to mas, me no save toktok bilong Thailand, mi save tok bilong piesbicciw mi task. Mi task: Cung mondai numba 25 wins display momo mi go long na run long Pattaya HP run numba 1114, big pela “Sir Chicken F**r” emit ok save paistam #&*@#!...................
EDITOR: STOP STOP STOP, what the hell is this? What am I doing? Let’s go to plan B, I know a translator with knowledge of 26 languages. Let’s see what he makes of this story! Sorry my good friend BB JJ Here we go again: Well the GM asked me to translate the scribe. The run was good with a variation done by a Belgian and German. What they didn't know there where a bunch of cows and buffalo's grazing around!!! They said when they laid the last paper Monday morning the area was full of sheep’s but what we saw was cattle, you think they were still drunk from the day before? Anyway still hashers don't realize they have to WALK and don't SHOUT when they see cattle!!! Well some Hashers helped out the farmers to collected back the cattle, a GM from Phuket should know better. So the FRB came in about 55m and the walkers in 90m. A very good A- site near to town, our GM Flying Frog couldn't make it because he had a broken collarbone (skydiving) so CF took over the job(?) the usual stuff and the bad R.A took over and iced a lot of hashers which I don't remember the names, anyway still some hashers make their own circle, they should be iced. MISERABLE CUNT & SIR CHICKEN FUCKER iced for having Pattaya's answer to Hollywood's desperate wife's, sending their wife's out to work while they go out playing. I forgot BB gave a lot of prizes like coffee and it seems the best of BB's stock, that's what The KING YAO YAO said. Hash Hymn and up to our sponsor CLASSROOM 2 to see some nice tits and for some good food ........ ON ON Translation by Wilabadoo Gigi Hash Wannabee
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STATS
REPORT
Average runners per run during the months of
July since 1984.
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Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
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HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 63 |
4 Terje Borge: 4 Prayoon Chokbandit: 23 Nikki Gould: 2 Patcharinda Kaewpu: 6 Roland Mercier: 11 David Pack: 2 Pattama Pratumtiem: 11 Waree Urat: 12 Marc Vacheron: 94 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 129 APPLES TURNOVER: 254 ARSE HOPPER: 169 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 50 BALL RINGER: 86 BARBIE DOLL: 83 BAZIL: 37 BELL END: 131 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 112 BOW WOW: 26 BROOM STICK: 21 BUSH WOMAN: 93 CARE BEAR: 274 CHICKEN NUGGET: 308 CLIT FACE: 124 DOG LICKS ITS DICK: 343 DR. PINKY: 269 DRIPPY: 184 EXTRA TESTICLE: 231 FESTERING STREAKER: 196 FINI THE FAGGOT: 176 FLIPPER: 187 FREE WILLY: 243 FUCKING DOG: 159 HANNIBAL LECTER: 54 ICE MAIDEN: 9 JAIL BAIT: 30 JATINGJA: 588 KING YAO YAO: 39 KNOB MARLEY: 110 LORD LUCAN: 140 MIDNIGHT STAR: 191 MISERABLE CUNT: 189 MISS CHIVAS: 192 MISSING PERSONALITY: 50 MR. SHEEN: 31 NAUGHTY NAT: 86 PELER: 73 PISSED POLE DANCER: 192 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 43 PUPPY: 173 QUEEN STELLA: 121 RAINBOW: 176 RAMBO WW2: 140 RAMBOWLING: 170 RINGWORM: 252 ROTTWEILER: 706 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 552 SIR FESTER: 530 SIR SWEETBALLS: 25 SNOOPY: 321 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 418 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 278 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: |
| RETURNEES 11 | 2 Nattaya Andersen: 3 Kattika Tongpab: 5 Luke Warry: 179 BABY'S ARM: 58 BOTTOMS UP: 52 LADY ROSE: 168 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 78 RED ARSEHOLE: 12 SWEET PUSSY: 64 VELVET ANGEL: 57 WANK-KING'S WANKER: |
| LEAVERS 4 | BALL RINGER: BELL END: JAIL BAIT: KNOB MARLEY: |
| VISITORS 7 |
(18) DIZZY Gold Coast Hash, Australia (1) PINKYS LICKER Jebel Hash, Oman (20) B. B. Lihir Hash, Papua New Guinea (2) WHY AM I MARRIED Okinawa Hash, Japan (4) ICE COLD SHOT Phuket Hash, Thailand (1) SWOLLON COLON Phuket Hash, Thailand (2) SQUARE ROOT Quito Hash, Ecuador |
| VIRGINS 5 | Brian Allison: Robert Hansen: Nongnuht Nongnuht: Knut ola Olsen: Nulit Yance: |
| SINNERS 2 |
FUCKING DOG: Tried to claim prize with wrong ticket
number. MISERABLE CUNT: Broke CHICKEN NUGGETS chair while Nugget was out on the trail with 3 girls. |
| HASH CRASH | None |
| ANNIVERSARIES 4 |
ROTTWEILER 250th Run Mug BALL RINGER 050th Run KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR 050th Run Mug MR. SHEEN 050th Run |
| BIRTHDAYS 1 | TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 30 July |
| NEW NAMES 1 | Heath Norris ICE COLD SHOT Changed Hash Name |
| OTHER EVENTS | None |
| GROUP EVENTS 3 |
ICE COLD SHOT, SWOLLON COLON & BAZIL:
Private circle MISERABLE CUNT & SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: Pattaya's answer to Hollywood's desperate wife's, sending their wife's out to work while they go out playing. RINGWORM & B.B.: KY boys. RINGWORM was rubbing his nipples with Vaseline when B.B. came running over and told him he knew some better place for it. |
| MISMANAGEMENT | None |
| NEW HASH SHIT | None |
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RECEDING
HARELINE
Future hares: Please send map to webmaster
one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.
| Run # | Date | Hares | Happy Hour | |
| 1117 | 01 Aug | DOG LICKS ITS DICK & CLIT FACE | TQ 1 | |
| 1118 | 08 Aug |
(The Adventure Run) T-Shirt run |
FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD | Patrick's (X) |
| 1119 | 15 Aug |
FINI THE FAGGOT, V.V. & TAMPAX (The Memoriam Run) Remembering deceased hashers |
TQ 2 | |
| 1120 | 22 Aug | FUCKING DOG & ARSE HOPPER | Miss Chivas Bar | |
| 1121 | 29 Aug | PELER | Jameson's | |
| 1122 | 05 Sep |
(The Veterans Run) T-Shirt run |
MISERABLE CUNT & SIR CHICKEN FUCKER |
Scandi Bar (X) |
| 1123 | 12 Sep | SEAMAN STAINS & CLIT FACE | O La La | |
| 1124 | 19 Sep | MR. SHEEN & Co | Classroom 2 | |
| 1125 | 26 Sep | Hares needed | TQ 1 | |
| 1126 | 03 Oct | SPAGHETTI HEAD | Scandi Bar | |
| 1127 | 10 Oct | FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP | TQ 2 | |
| 1128 | 17 Oct | BIG NOSED BASTARD, RINGWORM & PONCHO THE PERVERT | Miss Chivas Bar | |
Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.
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| Veterans Run - 2005 |
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25th July 2005 |
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The following (53) hashers have already qualified
for the free run & T-shirt on 5th Sept 2005. 44 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 30 ANGEL FLY: 29 APPLES TURNOVER: 31 ARE YOU SURE: 47 ARSE HOPPER: 42 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 42 BALL RINGER: 43 BARBIE DOLL: 40 BAZIL: 35 BELL END: 42 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 31 BOTTOMS UP: 32 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 28 CARE BEAR: 42 CHICKEN NUGGET: 35 CLIT FACE: 29 DR. PINKY: 27 ENERGIZER BUNNY: 29 EXTRA TESTICLE: 32 FESTERING STREAKER: 42 FLIPPER: 46 FLYING FROG: 41 FREE WILLY: 47 FUCKING DOG: 34 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 39 HANNIBAL LECTER: 27 ICY DAVIDSON: 29 JATINGJA: 29 JELLO BUTT: 45 KING YAO YAO: 40 LORD LUCAN: 47 MIDNIGHT STAR: 44 MISERABLE CUNT: 31 NURSE DICK: 33 ODD-JOB: 47 PELER: 47 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 28 PUSSYCAT: 30 QUEEN STELLA: 39 RAINBOW: 40 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 29 ROTTWEILER: 42 SEAMAN STAINS: 36 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 40 SIR AIRHEAD: 47 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 46 SIR FESTER: 45 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 37 SUN FLOWER: 45 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 42 TREE FROG: 45 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 42 WANK-KING:
The following hashers can still qualify
for the free run & T-shirt on 5th Sept 2005. |
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All Ph3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to
behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to
provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash.
Please help the Hash Bars. The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:
Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid. |
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It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash
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has been changed as of July 2000. Updated January 2005: |
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| Aug 12-14 2005 | Eurohash 2005 | Holland | http://www.harrier.nl/eurohash/ |
| Sep 16-18, 2005 | 10th Panasia Hash | Kuching, Sarawak. | http://www.kchhh.com |
| Oct 28-30, 2005 | 8th Indochina - Mekong Hash | Laos | http://www.laoshash.com |
| Oct 29, 2005 | Pattaya Full Moon H3 Halloween Moonwalk-agogo | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 27-29. 2006 | Interhash 2006 | Chiang Mai Thailand | http://www.chiangmai2006.com |
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