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RUN # 1118 Monday Aug 8th, 2005 MISS DIRECTIONS: Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 14:00-14:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change. Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 15:00(3 PM) Hares: FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD Happy Hour at: Miss Chivas Bar (bar change) |
Adventure Run on 8th August
Please note: The Adventure run will be held on military property on 8th August. Sign up at Scandi before 1450 H. All the cars which have been given military clearance are to follow the bus which will be leaving at 1500 H.
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Aug 02. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here. |
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Jul 29. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here, |
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Aug 02. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here. |
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Scribe report for Run 1117
| Hare(s): | CLIT FACE & DOG LICKS ITS DICK | 78 Runners |
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Let me just start by saying it is great being back after 7 months and seeing all my hash buddies. Another beautiful Monday afternoon and the hash gods held off the rain yet again. The hares, Clit Face and Dog Licks its Dick, started us off out behind a pack of elephants who had just stampeded our circle. Even though Drippy, Airhead and myself took a short cut down the tarmac it was a very good run with lots of different terrain. Everyone agreed it was a great run. When we got back the hares had a huge spread of local fruit on that everyone, especially the cracks enjoyed. Time for the circle and acting GM Chicken Fucker started it off with a phone call from our injured GM Flying Frog who was looking for a scribe. As Flying Frog was my sponsor on the hash and Clit Face was yelling my name, I knew I was getting the job. First was the raffle, held by the lovely Chipmunk, which went well except for some Aussie who thought he was on a shopping trip. He was duly iced. It figures he is Arse-holeo's friend. Chicken fucker then iced his son Chicken Nugget and a friend for taking Midnight Star into the bushes. Naughty boys, I wonder where they learned that from. Next, the part of the night everyone waits for our beloved RA Sir Airhead. Hares on Ice! Then Chicken Fucker on Ice for being the hash's new Hot Dog Lady. Airhead went on to say that he doesn't like to eat food made by men because we are dirty creatures. He went on to name the new food stand, The Blood & Bucket Cafe. In all fairness I had not talked to anyone who did not enjoy the food. Most said it was very delicious. After the obligatory icing of the Belgians and the Okinowans for their fancy dress, Drippy's missus received a Hash name, Tinkerbell. Then we had the hares sing us their song and then we finished up with our Hash Hymn and off to the TQ where everyone enjoyed Hot Dogs made by the Female cook. Just kidding Chicken Fucker. A good time had by all. Good job Hares and thanks to the TQ for the food and beautiful dancers.
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STATS
REPORT
Average runners per run during the months of
July since 1984.
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Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
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HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 49 |
2 Brian Allison: 3 Nattaya Andersen: 3 Patcharinda Kaewpu: 7 Roland Mercier: 12 David Pack: 3 Pattama Pratumtiem: 12 Waree Urat: 95 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 255 ARSE HOPPER: 170 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 180 BABY'S ARM: 87 BARBIE DOLL: 132 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 59 BOTTOMS UP: 113 BOW WOW: 94 CARE BEAR: 275 CHICKEN NUGGET: 309 CLIT FACE: 19 DIZZY: 125 DOG LICKS ITS DICK: 270 DRIPPY: 185 EXTRA TESTICLE: 197 FINI THE FAGGOT: 244 FUCKING DOG: 160 HANNIBAL LECTER: 55 ICE MAIDEN: 31 JATINGJA: 54 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR: 589 KING YAO YAO: 53 LADY ROSE: 111 LORD LUCAN: 141 MIDNIGHT STAR: 190 MISS CHIVAS: 87 PELER: 44 PUPPY: 174 QUEEN STELLA: 177 RAMBO WW2: 141 RAMBOWLING: 169 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 171 RINGWORM: 253 ROTTWEILER: 707 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 553 SIR FESTER: 26 SNOOPY: 322 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 13 SWEET PUSSY: 419 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 24 TINKERBELL: 3 WHY AM I MARRIED: |
| RETURNEES 13 | 3 Ian Parr: 178 ARSE-HOLEO: 152 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 160 FUCK THE TRUTH: 7 GLITORIS: 64 HONEY BUNNY: 56 HOPALONG: 25 IRREGULAR PERIOD: 8 LONE WOLF: 112 SEAGULL SHIT: 891 SIR AIRHEAD: 157 TILAC: 86 UP THE BUTT: |
| LEAVERS 1 | EXTRA TESTICLE: |
| VISITORS 7 |
(22) JACKAL LA Union Hash, Philippines (1) BROTHERLY LUV Okinawa Hash, Japan (1) DEMOLITION Okinawa Hash, Japan (5) CHIPMUNK Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand (1) Hans Dykhuizen The Hague Hash, Holland (17) FESTERING FISH FACE Zurich, Switzerland (2) MRS UNLUCKY Zurich, Switzerland |
| VIRGINS 9 | Anoeshka Boterberg: Michael Broughton: Cynthia Duvilliers: Tys Eeckhout: Kelly Howarth: Rattiya Latimer: Somsi Ojsa: Chad Palmer: Ronny Roman: |
| SINNERS 5 |
Hans Dykhuizen:
Advertising for the Euro hash in Amsterdam which is actually
60km away from traffic lights. Ian Parr: Shopping for his raffle prize. ARSE-HOLEO: Distracted CHIPMUNK so she was late with the raffle draw. CHICKEN NUGGET: Chasing MIDNIGHT STAR into the bushes. PUPPY: Chasing MIDNIGHT STAR into the bushes. |
| HASH CRASH | None |
| ANNIVERSARIES 1 | BIG NOSED BASTARD 150th Run Mug |
| BIRTHDAYS 2 |
CLIT FACE: 4th August FUCK THE TRUTH: 6th August |
| NEW NAMES 3 |
Michael Broughton HAPPILY DIVORCED New Hash Name Anoeshka Boterberg TELEPHONE LADY New Hash Name Nikki Gould TINKERBELL New Hash Name |
| OTHER EVENTS 2 |
GLITORIS: Hash hero. For cleaning up the hot dog
machine. TERMINAL 4 SKIN: Hash hero. Taking another week as rags salesman due to WANK-KING`s extended holiday. |
| GROUP EVENTS 2 |
Okinawa hashers:
On a mission to Pattaya to increase the
members of their hash. Okinawa hashers +T-4: Okinawa donating a lot of raffle prizes. |
| MISMANAGEMENT | None |
| NEW HASH SHIT | None |
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HARELINE
Future hares: Please send map to webmaster
one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.
| Run # | Date | Hares | Happy Hour | |
| 1118 | 08 Aug |
(The Adventure Run) T-Shirt run |
FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD | Miss Chivas (X) |
| 1119 | 15 Aug |
FINI THE FAGGOT, V.V. & TAMPAX (The Memoriam Run) Remembering deceased hashers |
TQ 2 | |
| 1120 | 22 Aug | FUCKING DOG & ARSE HOPPER | Patrick's (X) | |
| 1121 | 29 Aug | PELER | Jameson's | |
| 1122 | 05 Sep |
(The Veterans Run) T-Shirt run |
MISERABLE CUNT & SIR CHICKEN FUCKER |
Scandi Bar (X) |
| 1123 | 12 Sep | SEAMAN STAINS & CLIT FACE | O La La | |
| 1124 | 19 Sep | MR. SHEEN & Co | Classroom 2 | |
| 1125 | 26 Sep | Hares needed | TQ 1 | |
| 1126 | 03 Oct | SPAGHETTI HEAD | Scandi Bar | |
| 1127 | 10 Oct | FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP | TQ 2 | |
| 1128 | 17 Oct | BIG NOSED BASTARD, RINGWORM & PONCHO THE PERVERT | Miss Chivas | |
| 1129 | 24 Oct | Hares needed | Jameson's | |
| 1130 | 31 Oct | TEENY WEENY, UNCLE PERVY & CLIT FACE | Patrick's | |
| 1131 | 07 Nov | Hares needed | O La La | |
| 1132 | 14 Nov |
(Loy Krathong Run) T-Shirt run |
Hares needed | Classroom 2 |
Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.
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2nd Aug 2005 |
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The following (54) hashers have already qualified
for the free run & T-shirt on 5th Sept 2005. 45 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 30 ANGEL FLY: 29 APPLES TURNOVER: 31 ARE YOU SURE: 48 ARSE HOPPER: 43 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 42 BALL RINGER: 44 BARBIE DOLL: 40 BAZIL: 35 BELL END: 43 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 32 BOTTOMS UP: 32 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 29 CARE BEAR: 43 CHICKEN NUGGET: 36 CLIT FACE: 29 DR. PINKY: 27 ENERGIZER BUNNY: 30 EXTRA TESTICLE: 32 FESTERING STREAKER: 42 FLIPPER: 46 FLYING FROG: 41 FREE WILLY: 48 FUCKING DOG: 34 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 40 HANNIBAL LECTER: 27 ICY DAVIDSON: 30 JATINGJA: 29 JELLO BUTT: 46 KING YAO YAO: 41 LORD LUCAN: 48 MIDNIGHT STAR: 44 MISERABLE CUNT: 31 NURSE DICK: 33 ODD-JOB: 48 PELER: 47 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 28 PUSSYCAT: 31 QUEEN STELLA: 39 RAINBOW: 41 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 26 RINGWORM: 29 ROTTWEILER: 42 SEAMAN STAINS: 36 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 40 SIR AIRHEAD: 47 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 46 SIR FESTER: 45 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 37 SUN FLOWER: 46 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 42 TREE FROG: 45 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 42 WANK-KING:
The following hashers can still qualify
for the free run & T-shirt on 5th Sept 2005. |
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All Ph3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to
behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to
provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash.
Please help the Hash Bars. The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:
Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid. |
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers |
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It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash
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has been changed as of July 2000. Updated January 2005: |
Upcoming International & Local Hash Events
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| Aug 12-14 2005 | Eurohash 2005 | Holland | http://www.harrier.nl/eurohash/ |
| Sep 16-18, 2005 | 10th Panasia Hash | Kuching, Sarawak. | http://www.kchhh.com |
| Oct 28-30, 2005 | 8th Indochina - Mekong Hash | Laos | http://www.laoshash.com |
| Oct 29, 2005 | Pattaya Full Moon H3 Halloween Moonwalk-agogo | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 27-29. 2006 | Interhash 2006 | Chiang Mai Thailand | http://www.chiangmai2006.com |
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