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RUN # 1121 Monday Aug 29th, 2005 MISS DIRECTIONS: Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change. Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00(4 PM) Hares: PELER & GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER Happy Hour at: Jameson's |
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| The Mis-management + Meetings | Outstation Run Jan 2005 |
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Aug 22. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here. |
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Jul 29. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here, |
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Aug 22. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here. |
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Scribe report for Run 1120
| Hare(s): | FUCKING DOG & ARSE HOPPER | 97 Runners |
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Looks like rain for the run today but we are
hardened hashers and don't let little things like that put us
off, but what did nearly stop me getting to the a site was a
pink 4 wheel drive pulling out to overtake with no indicators or
even looking in his mirrors, another Thai driver I thought but it
turned up at the run site with a Free Willy
inside. Anyway unscathed I arrived to see smoke billowing out
all over the place Sir Chicken Fucker had bought a new
cooker for his porkers. The bus turns up full and the
head count is in the 90s pretty good for this time of the year
and in the rain. The circles called and we all set off on our
merry way it was a Fucking Dog and Arse Hopper run
so it wasn't long before we where joined by 200 cows, buffalo
and wilder beast which set off chasing the tail enders, first
time anyone has seen Clit Face and Dr. Pinky
actually running......a pretty long run about an hour longer
than the last one that these hares laid. I was happily
munching on one of Chicken Fuckers sandwiches and
slurping beer when the grand master strolled over and told me I
was scribe this week, after choking on my sandwich the circle
was called, and Lord Lucan the first to feel the ice for
the third week in a row for yakking, will he ever learn? The
raffle winners were from all over the world and beyond Scotland,
America, Norway, and even an alien E.T. Sir Airhead now takes control of the circle and immediately ices
Fucking Dog
and Arse Hopper today's hares who
narrowly miss getting hash shit and are allowed to hare next
month. Son of Sam is iced for being married to a Thai
woman for 10 years, that's got to be some record. E.T. and
Spag Head are next on the ice blocks something to do with
teaching but this is a blur as in an instance a fight ensues
Arse-Holeo has knocked Spag Heads hat off revealing that famous
hair flick style, upset by this he slaps the bad man round the
head knocking his Viking hat to the floor and the battle rages
on for 15 seconds before they start kissing and cuddling each
other, this has got to be the new odd couple forget Jack Lemon
and Walter Mathieu. The returnees and visitors drink there
down downs, Boy George receives a 10th hare down down and
t-shirt. Now its Chicken Fuckers circle one guess who's
sat one the ice T4 of course for stealing Apple Turnovers wife
and baby and locking them up in his house, he stays on the ice
to be joined by his fellow holiday makers Up The Butt and
kids one of who receives the name Fart A Lot for his
activities in the car while travelling Thailand, T4 gets
another down down for getting a massage from Freddy Mercury's
twin brother. KY Kev and Jelly Bum where iced as
lying leavers, and the circle was rapped up for another week
with the hash hymn.
On On |
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STATS
REPORT
Average runners per run during the months of
July since 1984.
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Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
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HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 51 |
9 Jean Albrand: 6 Terje Borge: 6 Pra-yurn Chokbanthid: 10 Roland Mercier: 6 Nattaya Neurngthongdee: 2 Yenjit Srikoa: 15 Waree Urat: 15 Marc Vacheron: 98 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 258 ARSE HOPPER: 173 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 53 BALL RINGER: 90 BARBIE DOLL: 86 BAZIL: 40 BELL END: 135 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 116 BOW WOW: 97 CARE BEAR: 278 CHICKEN NUGGET: 22 DIZZY: 128 DOG LICKS ITS DICK: 13 DOGGIE: 234 FESTERING STREAKER: 391 FLYING FROG: 247 FUCKING DOG: 448 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 3 HEFER HUMPER: 28 IRREGULAR PERIOD: 22 JELLY BUM: 592 KING YAO YAO: 27 KY KEV: 34 LOBSTER QUEEN: 114 LORD LUCAN: 144 MIDNIGHT STAR: 194 MISERABLE CUNT: 42 MOON STAR: 90 PELER: 90 PISS UPHILL: 89 PRINCE OF SPIN: 47 PUPPY: 172 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 115 SEAGULL SHIT: 894 SIR AIRHEAD: 710 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 556 SIR FESTER: 29 SNOOPY: 8 SON OF SAM: 325 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 63 SUN FLOWER: 15 SWEET PUSSY: 185 WANK-KING: |
| RETURNEES 37 | 3 Emmy Bailey: 9 Nairchanok Baneye: 13 Sandi Dumas: 55 ALLAH'S NOSE: 180 ARSE-HOLEO: 61 BOTTOMS UP: 137 BOY GEORGE: 28 BROOM STICK: 43 CABBAGE HEAD: 310 CLIT FACE: 60 COO COO COP: 344 DR. PINKY: 186 EXTRA TESTICLE: 3 FART A LOT: 178 FLIPPER: 189 FREE WILLY: 161 HANNIBAL LECTER: 58 HOPALONG: 10 JAIL BAIT: 32 JATINGJA: 40 KNOB MARLEY: 192 MISS CHIVAS: 51 MR. SHEEN: 33 NAUGHTY NAT: 61 NO TRUCKING IDEA: 121 NURSE DICK: 70 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER: 176 QUEEN STELLA: 123 RAINBOW: 173 RINGWORM: 55 ROCKY: 254 ROTTWEILER: 37 RUSTY BULLET HOLE: 11 SHIT THROUGH A DUCK: 421 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 74 TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 88 UP THE BUTT: |
| LEAVERS 8 | Sandi Dumas: DOG LICKS ITS DICK: FART A LOT: HOPALONG: JELLY BUM: KY KEV: NO TRUCKING IDEA: UP THE BUTT: |
| VISITORS 6 |
(12) BIRD FUCKER Chiang Mai Hash, Thailand (5) KNICKERLESS Lion City Hash, Singapore (7) CHIPMUNK Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand (5) Rolf Nily Siam Sunday H3 (2) WARM PISS Subic Bay Hash, Philippines (1) PIPER Istanbul Hash, Turkey |
| VIRGINS 3 | Dow Anama: Sulilat Palasu: Auporn Rakwong: |
| SINNERS 13 |
PIPER: This weeks hash trash. Throwing his water
bottle away. ARSE-HOLEO: Should have known better than lifting off Spag Head's cap. CABBAGE HEAD: Started a big stampede of 200 wild cows which nearly killed some of our fat running short cutters. DOGGIE: Latecomer for the circle. EXTRA TESTICLE: Disturbing SCF when he serenaded the hares. FESTERING STREAKER: Latecomer for the circle. FLYING FROG: Announced in the hashsheet and web page that KING YAO YAO was organizing a group tour to Chiang Mai 2006, while actually he meant INDO CHINA 2005 in Lao. JELLY BUM: Lying leaver. KY KEV: Lying leaver. LORD LUCAN: Disturbing Sun Flowers raffle show. SHIT THROUGH A DUCK: Started a big stampede of 200 wild cows which nearly killed some of our fat running short cutters. SPAGHETTI HEAD: Attacked the badman due to him lifting off his cap. WARM PISS: Started a big stampede of 200 wild cows which nearly killed some of our fat running short cutters. |
| HASH CRASH | None |
| ANNIVERSARIES 1 | BOY GEORGE: 10 Hared Runs T-shirt |
| BIRTHDAYS 1 | FESTERING STREAKER: 24 August |
| NEW NAMES 1 | Chad Palmer FART A LOT New Hash Name |
| OTHER EVENTS 5 |
ARSE-HOLEO: Representing PH3 at the Eurohash 2005. EXTRA TESTICLE: Representing PH3 at the Eurohash 2005. SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: Serenaded the "no hares song" with "Fuck the giant Penis" SON OF SAM: 10 yrs Married to a Thai girl. Celebrated with his buddies. TERMINAL 4 SKIN: Happy family man, now has a 6 weeks old baby in his house. |
| GROUP EVENTS 3 |
Raffle Winners:
PISS UPHILL: T-shirt + free run ticket, E.T.
:T-shirt, IRREGULAR PERIOD: T-shirt, Sandy Dumas: T-shirt,
PRINCE OF SPIN: T-shirt, Rolf Nily: T-shirt, SON OF SAM:
Beer Condom, SWEET PUSSY: T-shirt. Massage customers: UP THE BUTT took his son HOPALONG and FART A LOT to have them experience the effect of Thai massage. BOY GEORGE, ARSE-HOLEO, SPAGHETTI HEAD, UP THE BUTT, CABBAGE HEAD, COO COO COP, KNOB MARLEY: Hash hymn led by ex. GM BOY GEORGE in the absence of SEAMAN STAINS. |
| MISMANAGEMENT | None |
| NEW HASH SHIT | None |
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RECEDING
HARELINE
Future hares: Please send map to webmaster
one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.
| Run # | Date | Hares | Happy Hour | |
| 1121 | 29 Aug | PELER | Jameson's | |
| 1122 | 05 Sep |
(The Veterans Run) T-Shirt run |
MISERABLE CUNT, RAINBOW & SIR CHICKEN FUCKER |
Scandi Bar (X) |
| 1123 | 12 Sep | SEAMAN STAINS & CLIT FACE | O La La | |
| 1124 | 19 Sep | MR. SHEEN & Co | Classroom 2 | |
| 1125 | 26 Sep | FUCKING DOG & ARSE HOPPER | TQ 1 | |
| 1126 | 03 Oct | SPAGHETTI HEAD & ROCKY | Scandi Bar | |
| 1127 | 10 Oct | FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP | TQ 2 | |
| 1128 | 17 Oct | BIG NOSED BASTARD, RINGWORM & PONCHO THE PERVERT | Miss Chivas | |
| 1129 | 24 Oct | V.V. & TADPOLE | Jameson's | |
| 1130 | 31 Oct | TEENY WEENY, UNCLE PERVY & CLIT FACE | Patrick's | |
| 1131 | 07 Nov | Hares needed | O La La | |
| 1132 | 14 Nov |
(Loy Krathong Run) T-Shirt run |
Hares needed | Classroom 2 |
Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.
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| Veterans Run - 2005 |
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22nd Aug 2005 |
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The following (58) hashers have already qualified
for the free run & T-shirt on 5th Sept 2005. 48 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 30 ANGEL FLY: 30 APPLES TURNOVER: 31 ARE YOU SURE: 51 ARSE HOPPER: 46 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 45 BALL RINGER: 47 BARBIE DOLL: 43 BAZIL: 38 BELL END: 46 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 34 BOTTOMS UP: 28 BOW WOW: 34 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 32 CARE BEAR: 46 CHICKEN NUGGET: 37 CLIT FACE: 30 DR. PINKY: 27 ENERGIZER BUNNY: 31 EXTRA TESTICLE: 35 FESTERING STREAKER: 44 FLIPPER: 49 FLYING FROG: 43 FREE WILLY: 51 FUCKING DOG: 37 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 41 HANNIBAL LECTER: 27 ICY DAVIDSON: 31 JATINGJA: 29 JELLO BUTT: 49 KING YAO YAO: 28 LOBSTER QUEEN: 44 LORD LUCAN: 51 MIDNIGHT STAR: 47 MISERABLE CUNT: 33 NURSE DICK: 33 ODD-JOB: 51 PELER: 26 PISSED POLE DANCER: 47 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 28 PUSSYCAT: 33 QUEEN STELLA: 41 RAINBOW: 44 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 28 RINGWORM: 31 ROTTWEILER: 43 SEAMAN STAINS: 37 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 44 SIR AIRHEAD: 51 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 50 SIR FESTER: 28 SNOOPY: 49 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 39 SUN FLOWER: 48 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 43 TREE FROG: 47 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 44 WANK-KING:
The following hashers can still qualify
for the free run & T-shirt on 5th Sept 2005. |
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All Ph3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to
behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to
provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash.
Please help the Hash Bars. The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:
Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid. |
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Are you a Virgin Hare...in Pattaya ? You might want to know a few things. We have created a very simple page (quick loading) for you to get the 'rules'. There is also other information on that page. Use the below links: 2. Scribe 3. Haring a Run |
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers |
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It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash
other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers
has been changed as of July 2000. Updated January 2005: |
Upcoming International & Local Hash Events
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Date |
Occasion |
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Contact Information |
| Sep 16-18, 2005 | 10th Panasia Hash | Kuching, Sarawak. | http://www.kchhh.com |
| Oct 28-30, 2005 | 8th Indochina - Mekong Hash | Laos | http://www.laoshash.com |
| Oct 29, 2005 | Pattaya Full Moon H3 Halloween Moonwalk-agogo | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 27-29. 2006 | Interhash 2006 | Chiang Mai Thailand | http://www.chiangmai2006.com |
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