Directions to the A-site:
Drive south from Klang along Sukhumvit for 13 km. Turn left and follow Phoenix Road for 7 km to (HHH). Turn left and drive to the end of the good road where you will find the a-site.

Que pa so amigos, after returning from a very good vacation & the jet lag almost gone I’m surprised to find we have more Mexicans in our hash. That’s great! Even Taksin can't stop those mass producing lil' bastards & geo. bush thought he had a problem. Welcome aboard S. Lopez & A. Mendez. While in the states I took some of our good raffle prizes to some other hash clubs. Oddly enough my own home town didn't or wouldn't make contact with me so their Pattaya hhh gifts went to the Eugene, Oregon hash. No wonder I left that right wing conservative state. Too many fat folks there anyway! It’s really amazing & a shocking surprise but the hares have white paper & red checks. What ever happened to the good ole' earth tone colors? Pretty good size crowd. Almost 100 & runners off. The very fast walkers came in bursting through the 'finish line tape' & at record pace. F... Dog, Pissed Pole Dancer, Sir Fester & the Texas Camel F.....! Now at 30 minutes a real runner comes in, its Knob Marley, Ball Ringer, Tampax & Wank-King. Good grief Charlie brown, to be young again. Not forgetting the raffle but I also went to my 45th. High school class reunion. The lil' Mex was a clean machine in my $65 mohair & Thai silk suit, while my American amigos paid $400 to $500. Why do I like it here? The first four winners are ladies. PP Dancer sits on Free Willy’s lap (in the bucket) he's playing with his new 15'' dildo. Hey G.M. he's also selling them during the circle. Now just imagine Free Willy as the next G.M. "Free dildos for all! If you vote for me". I can see it now. I heard Fini the Faggot has one that glows in the dark. By the way I also went to the Lincoln, Nebraska penal complex to visit my good friend Mondo (I didn't get caught). Did I have to have permission from the hash? Rule #6 violators Peler & Allah’s Arsehole would have a good time in prison. Its Sir Airhead (pay attention) he said this a-site was used so many times that once he had hair on his head when the hhh first used it. We also found that our beer police had to go to jail to get their degree before becoming an official beer cop! Sir Chicken F…. & Flipper were given awards. One was for 10 drinks & one was for a short time. hmmmmm... I wonder who got what? Imagine this; Flipper gets the 10 drinks, Sir C.F. gets the loom & Free Willy 'watches'. I’m sick or it's the jet lag. Sir Airhead disputes the idea of the first runners came in at 30 min, because all his pals came in at 58 min. & that’s what counts!!! Frog calls virgins & lazy hares, visitors (one is 2 1/2 ' tall) with Knob Marley & a bunch of returnees - too many. Please check page 3, now leave me alone! I also had the opportunity to attend a wedding in Seattle. The drive from Eugene was beautiful. I bought all the gas at $50 a tank! Get me out of here! Without a doubt, the lazy hares came to life & we all took part in a 3 stage song. Great song & a good job. I’m also glad to report group 3 won hands down. One of the best events ever. Ok, now back to my vacation. Oh no, it's Sir C.F. again. T-4 was caught by CNN cameras breast feeding along with a 6 week old dek. He had strawberry & the dek had vanilla. This was on the way to Big 'C'. The camera crew were Free Willy, E.T. & Chicken Nugget. Soon to be at a theatre near you. Could he possibly be related to Michael Jackson? hmmmmm... Boxhead has a new job that pays big baht so he bought some blow-up sex toys. Don’t forget the Mexican rematch coming soon at T.Q. cage-boxing. E.T. was renamed 'Captain Underpants' for the rest of the day for trying on Nurse Dicks panties. A few thanks go out to all those who welcomed me back & for Allah’s Arsehole helping out the hash. General Kidney Wiper for trimming the weeds at the a-site. Those weeds will be dry tomorrow & Sir Airhead will be out there trying to smoke it up, but that’s why we are an environmental club. Good to be back & nice to see all of you again.

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