The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for Wednesday 5th Oct 2005 in Patrick's at 4:30 pm.

Points discussed

Next T-shirt Run is the
Special Run
17th October 2005
 

About 3 PM! I better check the computer to verify where today’s run is. Oh, Phoenix Road area again! My first thoughts were: Not the trash dump by the lake, the old fertilizer factory area, or in the Chinese burial ground again! But, today’s hares: Sir CF’r and Miserable C have found a new A-site devoid of houses and in amongst coconut trees, and tapioca. An ideal grazing area for feeding frenzy “cracks”, non-running Scandi’s, and farmers cattle. Yes, they have staked out the cattle close to the circle site so they won’t be stampeded again this week. Damn smart hares! The circle is called by the GM, after sign-ups are completed. New shoes are blessed with King Yao-Yao drinking out of Queen Stella’s new slipper! Yao-Yao will try anything to get on the good side of “The Queen”. The hares explain the run, which includes pointing out the prime short cutting trails to hardy runners like: Clit Face, Dr. Pinky, GKW, T-4, and F’n Dog. As the pack leaves, Flipper and Rainbow start “the sausage factory” grill. T-4 is seen sitting around sucking on an oxygen bottle and checking his heart rate monitor, while waiting for a big double greasy sausage sandwich. The front runners: Cabbage Head, Jello Butt, and German Shepherd lead the pack thru the tapioca fields on nice running trails. The first FRB’s arrive back at the A-site within 35 minutes. All of the runners and walkers are back within the hour.
After an enjoyable cool down period the circle is called, at 18:35, by the GM. Really Sadistic Bastard, Jello Butt, and Prince of Spin get to observe the raffle drawing from “the ice chairs” provided by Bottomless Pit. Amazingly, Lord Lucan gets to view the drawing without ice sitting this week. It is noted that 51 of the 59 qualifying “veterans” are in attendance for the run! Great turnout veterans! Jail Bait conducts today’s raffle and moves quickly along as many numbers called out are not rapidly responded to. Remember: If you snooze, you lose! Poncho is placed in “the bucket” as his missus selects the envelope for “a seat in the bucket and 2 down-downs”. Pissed Pole Dancer races into claim her raffle prize, with the wrong ticket. Was it because she was “pissed” and/or “was her mouth running” and she couldn’t hear the number! She quickly took a seat “in the bucket” with Poncho. What a cute couple they make! Apples Turnover is iced for being a lying leaver. His snitch, Box Head is aptly placed in the bucket!
The bad RA, Sir Airhead, congratulates all veteran runners and the hares for a good run and a nicely designed shirt. The run is voiced a “good run” by a large majority of the runners. Arse-Holeo and ET are iced for being two stupid hashers. ET, for sitting in King Yao-Yao’s chair without permission. Arse-Holeo for trying to fix his ceiling room fan while it was still running! Dumb, really dumb! Bottomless Pit iced and his lady given the name “Sweetie”. After a long voting period (reminiscent of Florida voting), Dr. David Pack received his hash name “Crack My Coccyx”. Karamba iced to show off his new teeth, once again! KY Kev iced for stripping down and being pampered by Jelly Bum! Allah’s Arsehole iced for this Saturdays Bush Run political announcement. Poncho and his lady iced for a “misappropriated” T-shirt. Wank-King iced for not properly guarding hash property. VV and Monster iced by GM just for being VV and Monster! Virgins and sponsor’s welcomed by the GM. A Visitor was welcomed by the GM. Why are the visitors not given a memento from the PH3? Returnee’s in for a drink! Why not recognize only returnee’s who have been gone over a period of four weeks or more? Make them seem sort of special! Festering Streaker takes over the circle and quickly ices Arse-Holeo for talking.  Arse-Holeo placed in the bucket barefoot where he remained for about 10 minutes and 2 down-downs! Ouch! It did keep him quiet for a little while. Poncho, iced again for slipping into the U.S., from Mexico, under the motion sensors (only because of his small size). Fowl F’r and CF’r iced for telling “out of season” jokes about “sending individual’s to show people in New Orleans how to plant rice since they have plenty of water to grow it! CF’r explains that he cooks only pork sausage because he wants to save the chickens! All proceeds are going to “the Chicken Relief Fund”. Arse Hopper, in the bucket for sitting outside of the circle. T-4 in, but no one wants to hear “another day in the life of T-4” this week. King Yao-Yao in for looking like the oldest living individual’s (who recently died at 115 years of age) family member.
All veterans and monthly birthday individuals in for a down-down. Allah’s Arsehole and Jello Butt in for anniversary down-downs. A disasterist “hare song” was sung followed by Seamen Stains leading “the Hash Hymn”. This week’s good circle was concluded and all happy runners adjoined to the famous “Scandi Bar” where the usual outstanding buffet was presented by Pegleg and his hard working staff. Thanks again Pegleg for your steadfast support of the PH3. It is most appreciated! Hashers – support Pegleg in his long bike ride for the “Care for Kids Charity” this weekend! Damn, “there goes Poncho leaving early once again”! He must be slipping back into Mexico to see the family!

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