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HASH SHEET - RUN 1123


The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for Wednesday 5th Oct 2005 in Patrick's at 4:30 pm.

Points discussed



Next T-shirt Run is:
The Octopussy Run
17th October 2005
 

 

 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1124 Monday Sep 19th, 2005



MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00(4 PM)


Hares: 

Mr. SHEEN & V.V.


 Happy Hour at: Classroom 2
 

Directions to the A-site:
Drive all the way up Siam Country Club (9Km), follow the road to the left around the empty lake for 4.3 Km to (HHH). Turn right and follow dirt road for 50 Mts to the a-site. Alternatively use the 3240 road from Naklua as per the map.

 


 


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The Mis-management + Meetings Outstation Run Jan 2005
Sep 12.  200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
Aug 30.  50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
Sep 12.  10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

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Scribe report for Run 1123

Hare(s): SEAMAN STAINS & CLIT FACE   74 Runners

Monday, that means out in the jungle again, for a new hash run. The hares Seaman Stains & Clit Face, brought us out to the a-site being new to me. After the usual sign up at the a-site, the circle was called, the new shoes got their Beer Chang, and out in the jungle we went. As usual the crowd got spread, but the checking’s got us more or less gathered again, and specially the 2 last checks, where we spent some time to find the right way to go. FRB Piss Uphill was back to the a-site after 54 minutes, that means this was quite a long run. After I had finished my “jungle shower”, Flying Frog came to me and asked if I had run, because he needed a scribe, and that was also a free run ticket for that job. Time will show if he keeps his word. Flying Frog called the circle, and first in on the ice were Arse Hopper and his girlfriend, for doing some kissing. At the same time, also Bazil in. They needed some stand in for Lord Lucan, a late comer. The hares Seaman Stains & Clit Face got called in, and it seemed like the runners were satisfied with the run. Then it was time for Sun Flower, and her raffle. Next on the ice were Arse-Holeo, and his Chipmunk, for being leavers. He got his “nice” comments as usual. KY Kev iced for being a communist, and wearing a communist t-shirt. Sir Airhead calls the hares to the ice, including Fucking Dog, talking too much. At the same time Sir Airhead has been informed, about Piss Uphill had found a “HHH” sign along the Sukhumvit road. Since Arse Hopper also was a hare for that run, 3 weeks ago, he was iced together with Fucking Dog. They claim somebody stole the sign, Piss Uphill on the ice too. ET on the ice, going back to America, after staying several years in Thailand. Grand master calls in Bottomless Pit, Miserable Cunt, V.V., Clit Face, Seaman Stains, Poncho The Pervert and Spaghetti Head. The mismanagement had obviously got some complaints about wrong e-mail/internet behavior. Then follows visitors, virgins and returnees. Miserable Cunt comes with some information. Next year we can hare 2 special runs, and not 1 as we have now. Anniversaries: Care Bear 100 runs, Puppy 50 runs and Fucking Dog 250 runs. This week we have a birthday “boy”: Seaman Stains, 47 years, Congratulation! Chicken Fucker enters the circle: Seaman Stains on the ice, Arse Holeo in the ice bucket. I have no idea why! Then we all got some information, about there was election day in Norway. Even I as a Norwegian didn’t know, see how much I care. Anyway, the Norwegians on the ice. Then Knickerless had to show some skin. I think she has been iced a lot lately, and it might be a habit we can get used to. As soon she left the ice, Arse-Holeo of course had to lick it (The ice…) He ended up at the ice himself, and as the polite man he is, he offered Knickerless to lick the ice after he left the circle, but for some reason, she wasn’t interested. Hares called to perform a hash song, as they did. They got a double down down, I don’t know why, the song was good. Then it was time for the hash hymn, before we left back to OLaLa, and some nice food.

On On,
Pig Pusher Swine Stabber  


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STATS REPORT 

Average runners per run during the months of Aug since 1984.

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs

HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 62
13 Roland Mercier: 9 Nattaya Neurngthongdee: 8 Pattama Pratumtiem: 18 Marc Vacheron: 101 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 58 ALLAH'S NOSE: 261 ARSE HOPPER: 176 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 183 ARSE-HOLEO: 56 BALL RINGER: 93 BARBIE DOLL: 89 BAZIL: 43 BELL END: 138 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 119 BOW WOW: 100 CARE BEAR: 62 CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD: 281 CHICKEN NUGGET: 10 CHIPMUNK: 313 CLIT FACE: 17 CRACK MY COCCYX: 347 DR. PINKY: 189 EXTRA TESTICLE: 181 FLIPPER: 394 FLYING FROG: 192 FREE WILLY: 250 FUCKING DOG: 451 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 157 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 164 HANNIBAL LECTER: 13 JAIL BAIT: 35 JATINGJA: 24 JELLY BUM: 595 KING YAO YAO: 8 KNICKERLESS: 43 KNOB MARLEY: 29 KY KEV: 37 LOBSTER QUEEN: 147 MIDNIGHT STAR: 197 MISERABLE CUNT: 93 PELER: 73 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER: 78 PISSED POLE DANCER: 195 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 50 PUPPY: 179 QUEEN STELLA: 126 RAINBOW: 175 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 176 RINGWORM: 257 ROTTWEILER: 294 SEAMAN STAINS: 897 SIR AIRHEAD: 713 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 559 SIR FESTER: 32 SNOOPY: 328 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 66 SUN FLOWER: 18 SWEETIE: 424 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 77 TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 282 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 188 WANK-KING:
RETURNEES 7 241 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 199 FINI THE FAGGOT: 8 GOOSE: 30 HEN PECKED CHICKEN: 194 MISS CHIVAS: 91 PISS UPHILL: 58 WANK-KING'S WANKER:
LEAVERS 3 ARSE-HOLEO: CHIPMUNK: EXTRA TESTICLE:
VISITORS 1 (1) IE: Herts hash, UK
VIRGINS 4 Lamphong Hage: Jorg Hage: Jennita Hage: Rungnapa Srisungnoen:
SINNERS 5 Nattaya Neurngthongdee: Kissing instead of paying attention to circle activities.
ARSE HOPPER: Kissing instead of paying attention to circle activities.
BAZIL: Surrogate LORD LUCAN, always 1 from the jungle hash late for the circle.
KY KEV: Using communist shirt.
PISS UPHILL: Stole hhh sign from fellow Norwegians.
HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES 3 FUCKING DOG 250 Runs
CARE BEAR 100 Runs
PUPPY 50 Runs
BIRTHDAYS 1 SEAMAN STAINS 15th September
NEW NAMES None
OTHER EVENTS 4 ARSE-HOLEO: PH3 ambassador at PAN ASIA 2005 in Kuching.
EXTRA TESTICLE: Going back to Washington D.C. for work.
KNICKERLESS: The most popular bum on the ice.
MISERABLE CUNT: Announcing that hares can set 2 t-shirt runs per year if lack of hares.
GROUP EVENTS 2 ROTTWEILER, SIR AIRHEAD, FREE WILLY, BARBIE DOLL & ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: Raffle winners.
BOTTOMLESS PIT, CLIT FACE, V.V., MISERABLE CUNT, SIR AIRHEAD, SEAMAN STAINS:
Mismanagement members who got fake e-mail about open forum at Google where PH3 related issues could be discussed.
MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT   None


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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1124 19 Sep MR. SHEEN & V.V. Classroom 2
1125 26 Sep FUCKING DOG & ARSE HOPPER TQ 1
1126 03 Oct SPAGHETTI HEAD & ROCKY Scandi Bar
1127 10 Oct FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP TQ 2
1128 17 Oct (The Octopussy Run)
T-Shirt run
BIG NOSED BASTARD, RINGWORM & PONCHO THE PERVERT Miss Chivas
1129 24 Oct V.V. & TADPOLE Jameson's
1130 31 Oct TEENY WEENY, UNCLE PERVY & CLIT FACE
(Full Moon Monday Hash Run)
Patrick's
1131 07 Nov FLYING FROG & FRIEND O La La
1132 14 Nov (Loy Krathong Run)
T-Shirt run
PELER & FUCKING DOG Classroom 2
1133 21 Nov V.V. & TAMPAX TQ 1
1134 28 Nov Hares needed Scandi Bar
1135 05 Dec FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD TQ 2
1136 12 Dec PELER & FESTERING SQUID JAZZER Miss Chivas
1137 19 Dec FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP Jameson's
1138 26 Dec (The Christmas Run)
T-Shirt run
V.V. & BOTTOMLESS PIT Patrick's

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All Ph3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 

The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)

Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)

TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Patrick's Belgian Restaurant All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.


2005

(subject to change)
#1128, 17 Oct - Octopussy Run
#1132, 14 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1138, 26 Dec - Christmas Run

2006
(subject to change)

#1143, 30 Jan - AGM Run
#1145, 13 Feb - Valentines Run
#1150, 20 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1154, 17 Apr - Songkran Run
#1158, 15 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1161, 05 Jun - Betty Boop Run
#1166, 10 Jul - Aussie Run
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run

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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated January 2005:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, FIVE BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS,

 


Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

Date

Occasion

Country

Contact Information

Sep 16-18, 2005 10th Panasia Hash Kuching, Sarawak. http://www.kchhh.com
Oct 28-30, 2005 8th Indochina - Mekong Hash Laos http://www.laoshash.com
Oct 29, 2005 Pattaya Full Moon H3 Halloween Moonwalk-agogo Thailand Clit Face
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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