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RUN # 1124 Monday Sep 19th, 2005
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Scribe report for Run 1123
| Hare(s): | SEAMAN STAINS & CLIT FACE | 74 Runners |
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Monday, that means out in the jungle again, for a new hash run. The hares Seaman Stains & Clit Face, brought us out to the a-site being new to me. After the usual sign up at the a-site, the circle was called, the new shoes got their Beer Chang, and out in the jungle we went. As usual the crowd got spread, but the checking’s got us more or less gathered again, and specially the 2 last checks, where we spent some time to find the right way to go. FRB Piss Uphill was back to the a-site after 54 minutes, that means this was quite a long run. After I had finished my “jungle shower”, Flying Frog came to me and asked if I had run, because he needed a scribe, and that was also a free run ticket for that job. Time will show if he keeps his word. Flying Frog called the circle, and first in on the ice were Arse Hopper and his girlfriend, for doing some kissing. At the same time, also Bazil in. They needed some stand in for Lord Lucan, a late comer. The hares Seaman Stains & Clit Face got called in, and it seemed like the runners were satisfied with the run. Then it was time for Sun Flower, and her raffle. Next on the ice were Arse-Holeo, and his Chipmunk, for being leavers. He got his “nice” comments as usual. KY Kev iced for being a communist, and wearing a communist t-shirt. Sir Airhead calls the hares to the ice, including Fucking Dog, talking too much. At the same time Sir Airhead has been informed, about Piss Uphill had found a “HHH” sign along the Sukhumvit road. Since Arse Hopper also was a hare for that run, 3 weeks ago, he was iced together with Fucking Dog. They claim somebody stole the sign, Piss Uphill on the ice too. ET on the ice, going back to America, after staying several years in Thailand. Grand master calls in Bottomless Pit, Miserable Cunt, V.V., Clit Face, Seaman Stains, Poncho The Pervert and Spaghetti Head. The mismanagement had obviously got some complaints about wrong e-mail/internet behavior. Then follows visitors, virgins and returnees. Miserable Cunt comes with some information. Next year we can hare 2 special runs, and not 1 as we have now. Anniversaries: Care Bear 100 runs, Puppy 50 runs and Fucking Dog 250 runs. This week we have a birthday “boy”: Seaman Stains, 47 years, Congratulation! Chicken Fucker enters the circle: Seaman Stains on the ice, Arse Holeo in the ice bucket. I have no idea why! Then we all got some information, about there was election day in Norway. Even I as a Norwegian didn’t know, see how much I care. Anyway, the Norwegians on the ice. Then Knickerless had to show some skin. I think she has been iced a lot lately, and it might be a habit we can get used to. As soon she left the ice, Arse-Holeo of course had to lick it (The ice…) He ended up at the ice himself, and as the polite man he is, he offered Knickerless to lick the ice after he left the circle, but for some reason, she wasn’t interested. Hares called to perform a hash song, as they did. They got a double down down, I don’t know why, the song was good. Then it was time for the hash hymn, before we left back to OLaLa, and some nice food.
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STATS
REPORT
Average runners per run during the months of
Aug since 1984.

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Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
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HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 62 |
13 Roland Mercier: 9 Nattaya Neurngthongdee: 8 Pattama Pratumtiem: 18 Marc Vacheron: 101 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 58 ALLAH'S NOSE: 261 ARSE HOPPER: 176 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 183 ARSE-HOLEO: 56 BALL RINGER: 93 BARBIE DOLL: 89 BAZIL: 43 BELL END: 138 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 119 BOW WOW: 100 CARE BEAR: 62 CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD: 281 CHICKEN NUGGET: 10 CHIPMUNK: 313 CLIT FACE: 17 CRACK MY COCCYX: 347 DR. PINKY: 189 EXTRA TESTICLE: 181 FLIPPER: 394 FLYING FROG: 192 FREE WILLY: 250 FUCKING DOG: 451 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 157 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 164 HANNIBAL LECTER: 13 JAIL BAIT: 35 JATINGJA: 24 JELLY BUM: 595 KING YAO YAO: 8 KNICKERLESS: 43 KNOB MARLEY: 29 KY KEV: 37 LOBSTER QUEEN: 147 MIDNIGHT STAR: 197 MISERABLE CUNT: 93 PELER: 73 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER: 78 PISSED POLE DANCER: 195 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 50 PUPPY: 179 QUEEN STELLA: 126 RAINBOW: 175 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 176 RINGWORM: 257 ROTTWEILER: 294 SEAMAN STAINS: 897 SIR AIRHEAD: 713 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 559 SIR FESTER: 32 SNOOPY: 328 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 66 SUN FLOWER: 18 SWEETIE: 424 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 77 TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 282 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 188 WANK-KING: |
| RETURNEES 7 | 241 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 199 FINI THE FAGGOT: 8 GOOSE: 30 HEN PECKED CHICKEN: 194 MISS CHIVAS: 91 PISS UPHILL: 58 WANK-KING'S WANKER: |
| LEAVERS 3 | ARSE-HOLEO: CHIPMUNK: EXTRA TESTICLE: |
| VISITORS 1 | (1) IE: Herts hash, UK |
| VIRGINS 4 | Lamphong Hage: Jorg Hage: Jennita Hage: Rungnapa Srisungnoen: |
| SINNERS 5 |
Nattaya Neurngthongdee:
Kissing instead of paying attention to circle activities. ARSE HOPPER: Kissing instead of paying attention to circle activities. BAZIL: Surrogate LORD LUCAN, always 1 from the jungle hash late for the circle. KY KEV: Using communist shirt. PISS UPHILL: Stole hhh sign from fellow Norwegians. |
| HASH CRASH | None |
| ANNIVERSARIES 3 |
FUCKING DOG 250 Runs CARE BEAR 100 Runs PUPPY 50 Runs |
| BIRTHDAYS 1 | SEAMAN STAINS 15th September |
| NEW NAMES | None |
| OTHER EVENTS 4 |
ARSE-HOLEO: PH3 ambassador at PAN ASIA 2005 in
Kuching. EXTRA TESTICLE: Going back to Washington D.C. for work. KNICKERLESS: The most popular bum on the ice. MISERABLE CUNT: Announcing that hares can set 2 t-shirt runs per year if lack of hares. |
| GROUP EVENTS 2 |
ROTTWEILER, SIR AIRHEAD, FREE WILLY, BARBIE DOLL & ALLAH'S
ARSEHOLE: Raffle winners. BOTTOMLESS PIT, CLIT FACE, V.V., MISERABLE CUNT, SIR AIRHEAD, SEAMAN STAINS: Mismanagement members who got fake e-mail about open forum at Google where PH3 related issues could be discussed. |
| MISMANAGEMENT | None |
| NEW HASH SHIT | None |
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HARELINE
Future hares: Please send map to webmaster
one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.
| Run # | Date | Hares | Happy Hour | |
| 1124 | 19 Sep | MR. SHEEN & V.V. | Classroom 2 | |
| 1125 | 26 Sep | FUCKING DOG & ARSE HOPPER | TQ 1 | |
| 1126 | 03 Oct | SPAGHETTI HEAD & ROCKY | Scandi Bar | |
| 1127 | 10 Oct | FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP | TQ 2 | |
| 1128 | 17 Oct |
(The Octopussy Run) T-Shirt run |
BIG NOSED BASTARD, RINGWORM & PONCHO THE PERVERT | Miss Chivas |
| 1129 | 24 Oct | V.V. & TADPOLE | Jameson's | |
| 1130 | 31 Oct |
TEENY WEENY, UNCLE PERVY & CLIT FACE (Full Moon Monday Hash Run) |
Patrick's | |
| 1131 | 07 Nov | FLYING FROG & FRIEND | O La La | |
| 1132 | 14 Nov |
(Loy Krathong Run) T-Shirt run |
PELER & FUCKING DOG | Classroom 2 |
| 1133 | 21 Nov | V.V. & TAMPAX | TQ 1 | |
| 1134 | 28 Nov | Hares needed | Scandi Bar | |
| 1135 | 05 Dec | FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD | TQ 2 | |
| 1136 | 12 Dec | PELER & FESTERING SQUID JAZZER | Miss Chivas | |
| 1137 | 19 Dec | FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP | Jameson's | |
| 1138 | 26 Dec |
(The Christmas Run) T-Shirt run |
V.V. & BOTTOMLESS PIT | Patrick's |
Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.
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All Ph3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to
behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to
provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash.
Please help the Hash Bars. The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:
Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid. |
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It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash
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| Sep 16-18, 2005 | 10th Panasia Hash | Kuching, Sarawak. | http://www.kchhh.com |
| Oct 28-30, 2005 | 8th Indochina - Mekong Hash | Laos | http://www.laoshash.com |
| Oct 29, 2005 | Pattaya Full Moon H3 Halloween Moonwalk-agogo | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 27-29. 2006 | Interhash 2006 | Chiang Mai Thailand | http://www.chiangmai2006.com |
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