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RUN # 1125 Monday Sep 26th, 2005
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| The Mis-management + Meetings | Outstation Run Jan 2005 |
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Sep 20. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here. |
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Aug 30. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here, |
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Sep 20. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here. |
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Scribe report for Run 1124
| Hare(s): | MR. SHEEN & V.V. | 85 Runners |
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I can’t believe its Monday already!! What to do take the jeep or the bike? I looked at the skies, nice and clear, ok; take the bike (big mistake). Arrived at the A-site by the side what used to be a Lake, now almost dried up, the circle called and the rich people with new shoes dealt with, FREE WILLY and FRANCOIS HUSSON amongst them? The Hares VV and Mr. SHEEN called in to tell us about the run, off we all go into the wild with the skies getting darker by the minute, we ran back to the A-site in the rain, after a good long yak-yak period, the GM FLYING FROG called the circle and the heavens opened up and it was pouring down, the raffle mistress JAIL BAIT soon got the raffle done, the hares were called in again and it was deemed a good run, if KING YAO YAO said OK then it must have been OK. Next in was RINGWORM with his sprained ankle, STREET CLEANER was in for Hash Trash, GOOSE in for something, at this stage I needed wipers at my clipboard as my notes were being washed away. FESTERING STREAKER and MISERABLE CUNT were called on the ice for calling the GM’s new car a ”poofter truck”. GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER called in as a leaver. Circle handed over to FREE WILLY, what’s going to happen now? He iced all the Norwegians because it was “Erection Day”. According to a newspaper report, Norway supposed to be the best place in the world to live, if that’s the case, why are they all here? ARE U SURE on the ice for stealing 4 months ago the underwear from BOTTOMS UP and CARE BEAR and take it to the Polar Circle with him, this for the smell? One visitor DOCTOR SID from Atlanta H3 tried out the ice for the first time. This weeks BAD RA FESTERING STREAKER took the circle to ice R.S.BASTARD Jimmy who was about to be dragged in the bushes by a pack of mad dogs, but quick thinking R.S.B. dropped his trousers and mooned them and they all run off with the tails between their legs. Next some Germans on the ice, BOTTOMLESS PIT and German Wanna Be F. DOG to announce the start of the October Fest in Germany, which led to SEAMAN STAINS being iced for having SS on his ball cap. SPIN KING who was famous for his spewking on the raft on the River Kwai, was iced for pissing on the GM’s new pussy wagon. Two Frenchies were iced for looking like MR. WALDORF and MR. STATLER from the Muppet Show years ago and got named so as well. Happy Birthday to I.E. and MIDNIGHT STAR. 3 Anniversaries FESTERING STREAKER got his 200th Run T-Shirt. FINI THE FAGGOT got his 200th Run + his 200th Run T-Shirt and MR. SHEEN his 50th Run Mug. The Hares Song was serenaded by SIR CHICKEN F**R and S. STAINS while RINGWORM iced his foot in the bucket. Then it was the Hash Hymn and a wet ride back to the CLASSROOM 2, where everybody seemed to have a good time including ARE U SURE, PISSED POLE DANCER, BAZIL and PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER with WANK-KING’S WANKER even helping a Mister STRONG GUY on the stage bending iron bars round his neck. All in all another great day on the Monday Hash.
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STATS
REPORT
Average runners per run during the months of
Aug since 1984.

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Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
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HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 55 |
10 Nattaya Neurngthongdee: 9 Pattama Pratumtiem: 59 ALLAH'S NOSE: 262 ARSE HOPPER: 177 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 57 BALL RINGER: 94 BARBIE DOLL: 90 BAZIL: 44 BELL END: 139 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 120 BOW WOW: 101 CARE BEAR: 63 CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD: 282 CHICKEN NUGGET: 18 CRACK MY COCCYX: 200 FINI THE FAGGOT: 182 FLIPPER: 395 FLYING FROG: 193 FREE WILLY: 251 FUCKING DOG: 452 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 158 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 9 GOOSE: 31 HEN PECKED CHICKEN: 2 IE: 14 JAIL BAIT: 25 JELLY BUM: 596 KING YAO YAO: 9 KNICKERLESS: 44 KNOB MARLEY: 30 KY KEV: 38 LOBSTER QUEEN: 148 MIDNIGHT STAR: 198 MISERABLE CUNT: 14 MR. STATLER: 19 MR. WALDORF: 94 PELER: 74 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER: 196 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 51 PUPPY: 180 QUEEN STELLA: 127 RAINBOW: 176 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 177 RINGWORM: 295 SEAMAN STAINS: 714 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 560 SIR FESTER: 33 SNOOPY: 329 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 67 SUN FLOWER: 19 SWEETIE: 425 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 283 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 189 WANK-KING: 59 WANK-KING'S WANKER: |
| RETURNEES 22 | 8 Terje Borge: 5 Husson Francois: 3 Naowarat Phrasawang: 4 Sasina Treethong: 68 007: 86 ARE YOU SURE: 64 BOTTOMS UP: 4 DEAD ON ARRIVAL: 271 DRIPPY: 237 FESTERING STREAKER: 53 JELLO BUTT: 2 MILE HIGH: 19 MONSTER: 53 MR. SHEEN: 65 PUSSYCAT: 84 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 12 SINGLE CELL: 28 SPEW KING: 22 STREET CLEANER: 25 TINKERBELL: 162 TREE FROG: 4 TURBO PROP: |
| LEAVERS 1 | GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: |
| VISITORS 1 | (1) DOCTOR SID Atlanta Hash, USA |
| VIRGINS 7 |
Sander Gundersen: Lina Gundersen: Inge Gundersen: Hanne
Gundersen: Halvor Gundersen: Sha Kayasa: Keith Wilson: |
| SINNERS 8 |
DEAD ON ARRIVAL: Calling GM's new car a gay car. MISERABLE CUNT: Calling GM's new car a gay car. MR. SHEEN: Lying about no dogs on the run. RINGWORM: Too noisy, disturbing circle activities. SPEW KING: Trying to claim a second raffle prize with wrong ticket number. SPEW KING: Didn't ask hash permission to get married and make his wife pregnant. STREET CLEANER: This weeks Hash Trash for throwing a water bottle on the trail. VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: Lying about no dogs on the run. |
| HASH CRASH | None |
| ANNIVERSARIES 4 |
FESTERING STREAKER 200th Run T-Shirt FINI THE FAGGOT 200th Run FINI THE FAGGOT 200th Run T-Shirt MR. SHEEN 050th Run Mug |
| BIRTHDAYS 2 |
IE 20 Sept MIDNIGHT STAR 18 Sept |
| NEW NAMES 2 |
Roland Mercier MR. STATLER New Hash Name Marc Vacheron MR. WALDORF New Hash Name |
| OTHER EVENTS 1 | BOTTOMLESS PIT: German Erection day this week. |
| GROUP EVENTS |
ARE YOU SURE, BOTTOMS UP and CARE BEAR:
ARE YOU SURE returning with the underwear which has passed
the artic circle. All Norwegians: Norway voted the best country to live in for the 5th consecutive year. What are they all doing here? Quality of life not the same for everybody. RINGWORM, SINGLE CELL, Keith Wilson, MR. SHEEN and DRIPPY: Thai monk look-a-like's. SPEW KING, FREE WILLY, ARE YOU SURE, FINI THE FAGGOT, Lina Gundersen and LOBSTER QUEEN: Raffle prize winners. |
| MISMANAGEMENT | None |
| NEW HASH SHIT | None |
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RECEDING
HARELINE
Future hares: Please send map to webmaster
one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.
| Run # | Date | Hares | Happy Hour | |
| 1125 | 26 Sep | FUCKING DOG & ARSE HOPPER | TQ 1 | |
| 1126 | 03 Oct | SPAGHETTI HEAD & ROCKY | Scandi Bar | |
| 1127 | 10 Oct | FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP | TQ 2 | |
| 1128 | 17 Oct |
(The Octopussy Run) T-Shirt run |
BIG NOSED BASTARD, RINGWORM & PONCHO THE PERVERT | Miss Chivas |
| 1129 | 24 Oct | V.V. & TADPOLE | Jameson's | |
| 1130 | 31 Oct |
TEENY WEENY, UNCLE PERVY & CLIT FACE (Full Moon Monday Hash Run) |
Patrick's | |
| 1131 | 07 Nov | FLYING FROG & FRIEND | O La La | |
| 1132 | 14 Nov |
(Loy Krathong Run) T-Shirt run |
PELER & FUCKING DOG | Classroom 2 |
| 1133 | 21 Nov | V.V. & TAMPAX | TQ 1 | |
| 1134 | 28 Nov | Hares needed | Scandi Bar | |
| 1135 | 05 Dec | FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD | TQ 2 | |
| 1136 | 12 Dec | PELER & FESTERING SQUID JAZZER | Miss Chivas | |
| 1137 | 19 Dec | FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP | Jameson's | |
| 1138 | 26 Dec |
(The Christmas Run) T-Shirt run |
V.V. & BOTTOMLESS PIT | Patrick's |
Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.
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provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash.
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