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HASH SHEET - RUN 1124


The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for Wednesday 5th Oct 2005 in Patrick's at 4:30 pm.

Points discussed



Next T-shirt Run is:
The Octopussy Run
17th October 2005
 

 

 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1125 Monday Sep 26th, 2005



MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00(4 PM)


Hares: 

FUCKING DOG & ARSE HOPPER


 Happy Hour at: TQ 1
 


Directions to the A-site:
Drive south along Sukhumvit for 9.5 km. Turn left and drive 11.5 km up Wat Huay Yai Road to the a-site alongside the road. HHH
 

 


 


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The Mis-management + Meetings Outstation Run Jan 2005
Sep 20.  200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
Aug 30.  50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
Sep 20.  10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

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Scribe report for Run 1124

Hare(s): MR. SHEEN & V.V.   85 Runners

I can’t believe its Monday already!! What to do take the jeep or the bike? I looked at the skies, nice and clear, ok; take the bike (big mistake). Arrived at the A-site by the side what used to be a Lake, now almost dried up, the circle called and the rich people with new shoes dealt with, FREE WILLY and FRANCOIS HUSSON amongst them? The Hares VV and Mr. SHEEN called in to tell us about the run, off we all go into the wild with the skies getting darker by the minute, we ran back to the A-site in the rain, after a good long yak-yak period, the GM FLYING FROG called the circle and the heavens opened up and it was pouring down, the raffle mistress JAIL BAIT soon got the raffle done, the hares were called in again and it was deemed a good run, if KING YAO YAO said OK then it must have been OK. Next in was RINGWORM with his sprained ankle, STREET CLEANER was in for Hash Trash, GOOSE in for something, at this stage I needed wipers at my clipboard as my notes were being washed away. FESTERING STREAKER and MISERABLE CUNT were called on the ice for calling the GM’s new car a ”poofter truck”. GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER called in as a leaver. Circle handed over to FREE WILLY, what’s going to happen now? He iced all the Norwegians because it was “Erection Day”. According to a newspaper report, Norway supposed to be the best place in the world to live, if that’s the case, why are they all here? ARE U SURE on the ice for stealing 4 months ago the underwear from BOTTOMS UP and CARE BEAR and take it to the Polar Circle with him, this for the smell? One visitor DOCTOR SID from Atlanta H3 tried out the ice for the first time. This weeks BAD RA FESTERING STREAKER took the circle to ice R.S.BASTARD Jimmy who was about to be dragged in the bushes by a pack of mad dogs, but quick thinking R.S.B. dropped his trousers and mooned them and they all run off with the tails between their legs. Next some Germans on the ice, BOTTOMLESS PIT and German Wanna Be F. DOG to announce the start of the October Fest in Germany, which led to SEAMAN STAINS being iced for having SS on his ball cap. SPIN KING who was famous for his spewking on the raft on the River Kwai, was iced for pissing on the GM’s new pussy wagon. Two Frenchies were iced for looking like MR. WALDORF and MR. STATLER from the Muppet Show years ago and got named so as well. Happy Birthday to I.E. and MIDNIGHT STAR.  3 Anniversaries FESTERING STREAKER got his 200th Run T-Shirt. FINI THE FAGGOT got his 200th Run + his 200th Run T-Shirt and MR. SHEEN his 50th Run Mug.  The Hares Song was serenaded by SIR CHICKEN F**R and S. STAINS while RINGWORM iced his foot in the bucket. Then it was the Hash Hymn and a wet ride back to the CLASSROOM 2, where everybody seemed to have a good time including ARE U SURE, PISSED POLE DANCER, BAZIL and PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER with WANK-KING’S WANKER even helping a Mister STRONG GUY on the stage bending iron bars round his neck. All in all another great day on the Monday Hash.

On On
T-4


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STATS REPORT 

Average runners per run during the months of Aug since 1984.

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs

HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 55
10 Nattaya Neurngthongdee: 9 Pattama Pratumtiem: 59 ALLAH'S NOSE: 262 ARSE HOPPER: 177 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 57 BALL RINGER: 94 BARBIE DOLL: 90 BAZIL: 44 BELL END: 139 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 120 BOW WOW: 101 CARE BEAR: 63 CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD: 282 CHICKEN NUGGET: 18 CRACK MY COCCYX: 200 FINI THE FAGGOT: 182 FLIPPER: 395 FLYING FROG: 193 FREE WILLY: 251 FUCKING DOG: 452 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 158 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 9 GOOSE: 31 HEN PECKED CHICKEN: 2 IE: 14 JAIL BAIT: 25 JELLY BUM: 596 KING YAO YAO: 9 KNICKERLESS: 44 KNOB MARLEY: 30 KY KEV: 38 LOBSTER QUEEN: 148 MIDNIGHT STAR: 198 MISERABLE CUNT: 14 MR. STATLER: 19 MR. WALDORF: 94 PELER: 74 PIG PUSHER SWINE STABBER: 196 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 51 PUPPY: 180 QUEEN STELLA: 127 RAINBOW: 176 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 177 RINGWORM: 295 SEAMAN STAINS: 714 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 560 SIR FESTER: 33 SNOOPY: 329 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 67 SUN FLOWER: 19 SWEETIE: 425 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 283 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 189 WANK-KING: 59 WANK-KING'S WANKER:
RETURNEES 22 8 Terje Borge: 5 Husson Francois: 3 Naowarat Phrasawang: 4 Sasina Treethong: 68 007: 86 ARE YOU SURE: 64 BOTTOMS UP: 4 DEAD ON ARRIVAL: 271 DRIPPY: 237 FESTERING STREAKER: 53 JELLO BUTT: 2 MILE HIGH: 19 MONSTER: 53 MR. SHEEN: 65 PUSSYCAT: 84 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 12 SINGLE CELL: 28 SPEW KING: 22 STREET CLEANER: 25 TINKERBELL: 162 TREE FROG: 4 TURBO PROP:
LEAVERS 1 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER:
VISITORS 1 (1) DOCTOR SID Atlanta Hash, USA
VIRGINS 7 Sander Gundersen: Lina Gundersen: Inge Gundersen: Hanne Gundersen: Halvor Gundersen: Sha Kayasa:
Keith Wilson:
SINNERS 8 DEAD ON ARRIVAL: Calling GM's new car a gay car.
MISERABLE CUNT: Calling GM's new car a gay car.
MR. SHEEN: Lying about no dogs on the run.
RINGWORM: Too noisy, disturbing circle activities.
SPEW KING: Trying to claim a second raffle prize with wrong ticket number.
SPEW KING: Didn't ask hash permission to get married and make his wife pregnant.
STREET CLEANER: This weeks Hash Trash for throwing a water bottle on the trail.
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: Lying about no dogs on the run.
HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES 4 FESTERING STREAKER 200th Run T-Shirt
FINI THE FAGGOT 200th Run
FINI THE FAGGOT 200th Run T-Shirt
MR. SHEEN 050th Run Mug
BIRTHDAYS 2 IE 20 Sept
MIDNIGHT STAR 18 Sept
NEW NAMES 2 Roland Mercier MR. STATLER New Hash Name
Marc Vacheron MR. WALDORF New Hash Name
OTHER EVENTS 1 BOTTOMLESS PIT: German Erection day this week.
GROUP EVENTS  ARE YOU SURE, BOTTOMS UP and CARE BEAR: ARE YOU SURE returning with the underwear which has passed the artic circle.
All Norwegians: Norway voted the best country to live in for the 5th consecutive year. What are they all doing here? Quality of life not the same for everybody.
RINGWORM, SINGLE CELL, Keith Wilson, MR. SHEEN and DRIPPY: Thai monk look-a-like's.
SPEW KING, FREE WILLY, ARE YOU SURE, FINI THE FAGGOT, Lina Gundersen and LOBSTER QUEEN: Raffle prize winners.
MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT   None


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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1125 26 Sep FUCKING DOG & ARSE HOPPER TQ 1
1126 03 Oct SPAGHETTI HEAD & ROCKY Scandi Bar
1127 10 Oct FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP TQ 2
1128 17 Oct (The Octopussy Run)
T-Shirt run
BIG NOSED BASTARD, RINGWORM & PONCHO THE PERVERT Miss Chivas
1129 24 Oct V.V. & TADPOLE Jameson's
1130 31 Oct TEENY WEENY, UNCLE PERVY & CLIT FACE
(Full Moon Monday Hash Run)
Patrick's
1131 07 Nov FLYING FROG & FRIEND O La La
1132 14 Nov (Loy Krathong Run)
T-Shirt run
PELER & FUCKING DOG Classroom 2
1133 21 Nov V.V. & TAMPAX TQ 1
1134 28 Nov Hares needed Scandi Bar
1135 05 Dec FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD TQ 2
1136 12 Dec PELER & FESTERING SQUID JAZZER Miss Chivas
1137 19 Dec FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP Jameson's
1138 26 Dec (The Christmas Run)
T-Shirt run
V.V. & BOTTOMLESS PIT Patrick's

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All Ph3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 

The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)

Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)

TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Patrick's Belgian Restaurant All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.


2005

(subject to change)
#1128, 17 Oct - Octopussy Run
#1132, 14 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1138, 26 Dec - Christmas Run

2006
(subject to change)

#1143, 30 Jan - AGM Run
#1145, 13 Feb - Valentines Run
#1150, 20 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1154, 17 Apr - Songkran Run
#1158, 15 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1161, 05 Jun - Betty Boop Run
#1166, 10 Jul - Aussie Run
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run

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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated January 2005:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, FIVE BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS,

 


Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

Date

Occasion

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Contact Information

Oct 28-30, 2005 8th Indochina - Mekong Hash Laos http://www.laoshash.com
Oct 29, 2005 Pattaya Full Moon H3 Halloween Moonwalk-agogo Thailand Clit Face
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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