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HASH SHEET - RUN 1125


The next Mis-management meeting is re-scheduled for Wednesday 12th Oct 2005 in Patrick's at 4:30 pm.

Points discussed



Next T-shirt Run is:
The Octopussy Run
17th October 2005
 

 

 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1126 Monday Oct 3rd, 2005



MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00(4 PM)


Hares: 

SPAGHETTI HEAD & ROCKY


 Happy Hour at: Scandi Bar
 


Directions to the A-site:
Drive south along Sukhumvit from Klang for 16.4 Km (This is 600 mtr after Buddha Mountain Rd). Turn left (HHH) and drive 200 mtr to the a-site on the left.
 

 


 


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The Mis-management + Meetings Outstation Run Jan 2005
Sep 26.  200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
Sep 27.  50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
Sep 26.  10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

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Scribe report for Run 1125

Hare(s): FUCKING DOG & ARSE HOPPER   87 Runners

Amigo’s, amigo's amigo's, It looks like more people are coming back early this year & we may have a good high season. At least that's what our sign-up's at the Scandi bar is indicating. Our numbers are going up.
It’s a nice warm sunny day today as we all jump on the bus & head for the a-site. As soon as we turn the corner on central & head for Sukhumvit rd. We can see many dark clouds, but they look too far away to be of any concern. As we turn left on Wat Huay Yai rd. the sun is gone & all we see are clouds. Hey mun, could it rain tonight? Our a-site appears small but only because the bus can't get into it & must park on the other side of the road. Not too shabby considering the hares; F...ing Dog & Arse Hopper. Sometimes they don't make the best team but they are getting better. Good on ya' mates! What’s the buzz, the crowd seems excited & or even happy today & no one is complaining today. Hey who's that tall handsome guy? Is he new? No by golly it's Charlie Manson. Ok ladies he's a single man now & has some Norway oil $$$. Gee, where's Angel Fly & Energizer Bunny? They could all go dancing again.
First runner's start coming back @ :38 min to :44 min. & the pack follows. King Yao Yao sits in his chair & I ask to pose as 'the thinker'. He looks so serious then he asks me to go look for the Queen. He takes a look down the road then @ 1:18 min. Here she comes. She tells me she got lost but found a good bar with many 'frangs' buying the drinks. I crack up & King Yao Yao is still scratching his head. Jailbait isn't in yet so I ask the new lady with the very large & lovely breast to sell some raffle tickets. She's shy but agrees & it'll be her first time. I also tell her that she has 'ice power', she likes that idea. Her most popular line was "you listen me". Then like a ton of bricks V.V. tells me the news about our GM’s father has passed away & Flying Frog is leaving. All of us who know the GM are deeply concerned & have a feeling of regret for his loss.
Wow! Charlie Manson takes over the circle; he's been gone so long he actually forgot some items. V.V. Per & Sir C.F. all assist him. Between Sir C.F.& Charlie it turned out to be another great circle with Dr. Pinky & Clit Face calling in some good jokes. Dr. Pinky was feeling no pain, but was a happy dude, especially when he did 'swing low' hmmmmmm... I wonder if he remembers? We also had a fashion show with Lord Lucan, Chipmunk & Arse-Holeo super colorful outfits from their out-station run in Sarawak. Then there's the giant Free Willy teasing Jailbait with his 15" dildo. Is that guy all there? Maybe we should send him to Dr. Pinky's 'psycho-management school', but would it help? It’s time for another ice spin contest with 'Jailbait vs. The Chipmunk'. They should break any records previously set by our Bunny & Ewok. But where's Airhead? Almost 900 runs & he stops, what's up with that?
This has been a down & dirty mini-report by 'Remember the Alamo' on early Tues. A.m. if I left your name out, sorry pal. If I offended you then I did my job & you can't take a joke. Hey T-4 good to see you out on the trail again! Yo Frog, have a safe trip & can I use your new truck & new girl while you're gone???

On-on,
Poncho  


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STATS REPORT 

Average runners per run during the months of Sept since 1984.

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs

HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 56
10 Pattama Pratumtiem: 69 007: 60 ALLAH'S NOSE: 87 ARE YOU SURE: 263 ARSE HOPPER: 178 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 58 BALL RINGER: 95 BARBIE DOLL: 91 BAZIL: 45 BELL END: 140 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 65 BOTTOMS UP: 121 BOW WOW: 102 CARE BEAR: 64 CHEAP FOREIGN BASTARD: 283 CHICKEN NUGGET: 19 CRACK MY COCCYX: 272 DRIPPY: 201 FINI THE FAGGOT: 183 FLIPPER: 396 FLYING FROG: 194 FREE WILLY: 252 FUCKING DOG: 159 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 6 GRUMPY: 32 HEN PECKED CHICKEN: 15 JAIL BAIT: 26 JELLY BUM: 597 KING YAO YAO: 10 KNICKERLESS: 45 KNOB MARLEY: 31 KY KEV: 149 MIDNIGHT STAR: 199 MISERABLE CUNT: 11 MISS COCONUTS: 20 MONSTER: 54 MR. SHEEN: 15 MR. STATLER: 20 MR. WALDORF: 95 PELER: 197 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 52 PUPPY: 181 QUEEN STELLA: 128 RAINBOW: 177 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 13 SINGLE CELL: 715 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 561 SIR FESTER: 34 SNOOPY: 330 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 29 SPEW KING: 23 STREET CLEANER: 426 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 26 TINKERBELL: 284 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 190 WANK-KING:
RETURNEES 21 3 Hong Nguyen: 2 Tiana Philp: 4 Yenjit Srikoa: 102 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 27 APPLE TREE: 132 APPLES TURNOVER: 184 ARSE-HOLEO: 324 CHARLIE MANSON: 28 CHICKEN LEGS: 314 CLIT FACE: 348 DR. PINKY: 36 JATINGJA: 134 KARAMBA: 117 LORD LUCAN: 45 MOON STAR: 124 NURSE DICK: 79 PISSED POLE DANCER: 79 RED ARSEHOLE: 258 ROTTWEILER: 55 SHEIK BIN SHAGGIN': 18 SWEET PUSSY:
LEAVERS 6 007: ARSE-HOLEO: FINI THE FAGGOT: GRUMPY: SPEW KING: STREET CLEANER:
VISITORS 9 (25) DIZZY Gold Coast Hash, Australia
(5) DODO Mackay Hash, Australia
(5) MUDDY Mackay Hash, Australia
(2) PIGGUS DICKUS Okinawa Hash, Japan
(11) CHIPMUNK Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
(1) LOW DOWN WANKER Puerto Galera Hash, Philippines
(20) QUARTER SLOT Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
(1) AC/DC Trinity Hash, Australia
(15) BIG BAZZA Trinity Hash, Australia
VIRGINS 1 Sirchat Bopher:
SINNERS 9 CHARLIE MANSON: Lying runner.
CHARLIE MANSON: Tried to claim raffle prize with wrong ticket.
CHICKEN NUGGET: Stealing his fathers condoms and causing havoc when fathers girlfriend found them in the trash bin used.
CLIT FACE: Surrogate editor, a lot of mistakes/shortcomings in this weeks hash sheet.
DODO: Complaining to much about the run.
LOW DOWN WANKER: Disturbing circle activities.
LOW DOWN WANKER: Complaining to much about the run.
MUDDY: Complaining to much about the run.
SHEIK BIN SHAGGIN': This weeks Hash Trash.
HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES None
BIRTHDAYS 1 FREE WILLY: 26 Sept
NEW NAMES 2 Husson Francois GRUMPY New Hash Name
Nattaya Neurngthongdee MISS COCONUTS New Hash Name
OTHER EVENTS 5 ARSE HOPPER: Redeemed himself by setting a good run and will continue to be seen on the hareline.
FREE WILLY
: Loses his hash shit status.
FUCKING DOG:
Redeemed himself by setting a good run and will continue to be seen on the hareline.
MONSTER: Beer police given new neon color west to avoid misunderstanding who is in charge.
MR. SHEEN:
Beer police given new neon color west to avoid misunderstanding who is in charge.
GROUP EVENTS 3 ARSE-HOLEO, LORD LUCAN and CHIPMUNK: Hash fashion.
Pattama Pratumtiem, FREE WILLY, PELER, Hong Nguyen, JAIL BAIT and AC/DC: Raffle winners.
ARSE-HOLEO, LORD LUCAN, CHIPMUNK and DODO: PAN ASIA 2005 runners.
MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT   None


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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1126 03 Oct SPAGHETTI HEAD & ROCKY Scandi Bar
1127 10 Oct FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP TQ 2
1128 17 Oct (The Octopussy Run)
T-Shirt run
BIG NOSED BASTARD, RINGWORM & PONCHO THE PERVERT Miss Chivas
1129 24 Oct V.V. & TADPOLE Jameson's
1130 31 Oct TEENY WEENY, UNCLE PERVY & CLIT FACE
(Full Moon Monday Hash Run)
Patrick's
1131 07 Nov FLYING FROG & FRIEND O La La
1132 14 Nov (Loy Krathong Run)
T-Shirt run
PELER & FUCKING DOG Classroom 2
1133 21 Nov V.V. & TAMPAX TQ 1
1134 28 Nov Hares needed Scandi Bar
1135 05 Dec FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD TQ 2
1136 12 Dec PELER & FESTERING SQUID JAZZER Miss Chivas
1137 19 Dec FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP Jameson's
1138 26 Dec (The Christmas Run)
T-Shirt run
V.V. & BOTTOMLESS PIT Patrick's
1139 03 Jan CRIMSON PENIS O La La

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All Ph3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 

The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)

Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)

TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Patrick's Belgian Restaurant All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.


2005

(subject to change)
#1128, 17 Oct - Octopussy Run
#1132, 14 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1138, 26 Dec - Christmas Run

2006
(subject to change)

#1143, 30 Jan - AGM Run
#1145, 13 Feb - Valentines Run
#1150, 20 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1154, 17 Apr - Songkran Run
#1158, 15 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1161, 05 Jun - Betty Boop Run
#1166, 10 Jul - Aussie Run
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run

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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated September 2005:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, FIVE BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY,

 


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Occasion

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Contact Information

Oct 28-30, 2005 8th Indochina - Mekong Hash Laos http://www.laoshash.com
Oct 29, 2005 Pattaya Full Moon H3 Halloween Moonwalk-agogo Thailand Clit Face
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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