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The next Mis-management meeting is re-scheduled for Wednesday 2nd Nov 2005 in Patrick's at 4:30 pm. |
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Commencing 7th Nov the bus will depart
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RUN # 1128 Monday Oct 17th, 2005
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| The Mis-management + Meetings | Outstation Run Jan 2005 |
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Scribe report for Run 1127
| Hare(s): | FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP | 100 Runners |
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Well I wish I did not volunteer to be the scribe, trying to remember what happened last night with a huge hang over and my birthday also....... A short drive to the run from my place to find a good a site plenty of shade, Sir Chicken Fucker is already there with his ever expanding food shop. The bus arrives, we pay our money and the circle is called, a couple of new shoes to be drunk out of then we are on our way running and hobbling along quite a nice area, I took a wrong turning and ran into Sir Chicken Fucker and Spaghetti Head doing there own run along the lake. Arriving back at the site I crashed out on the kings throne alongside Wank-Kings Wanker and Bottomless Pit who have now it seems given up running to pursue there main hobby drinking beer. I let Clit Face know I was scribing which he replied you’ve done 6 this year now I know our stats man is loosing it 3 scribes in 201 runs. (Editor: It's now your 7th scribe ha ha) So I crash out again and watch the goings on at the site, Apples Turnover runs in looking like a giant beef tomato then he goes over to Sir Chicken Fucker and starts teaching him how to cook, a bit like teaching a dog to fly. Rainbow has kidnapped Apple Turnovers baby to teach her all about gold. Meanwhile there are runners coming in from all directions Seaman Stains with his story of: Are You Sure: following him on a short cut calling on on always a good idea. Knob Marley comes in with strange green stains in a very strange place. Then Flying Frog calls the circle Mineless Cunt and Fucking Dog iced for being late into the circle also Tampax who was trying to avoid his punishment. The raffle done with a few extra prizes this week, Mad Cow is sat in the bucket while Uncle Fester is fondling his ass ya ya ya. Hares are called in, the three women sit on Free Willy while he is lying on ice, there is still enough room left to sit five Apples Turnovers on and he is big big. Most of the crowd said it was a good run apart from paper abuse which Sir Airhead took a real disliking to or was it just Free Willy, even going as far to ice the king for daring to say it was a good run. All the women where called in the circle by the GM for what I did not hear. Mad Cow gets to drink from the beer hat which he was doing well until nearly choking to death, T4 and his extended family iced for women trouble. Then a great hares song from Sir Chicken Fucker followed by the hash hymn...
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STATS
REPORT
Average runners per run during the months of
Sept since 1984.

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Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
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HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 70 |
4 Prayoon Oommali: 4 Tiana Philp: 12 Pattama Pratumtiem: 2 Rene Roger: 104 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 29 APPLE TREE: 134 APPLES TURNOVER: 89 ARE YOU SURE: 180 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 56 BABY WIPES: 60 BALL RINGER: 97 BARBIE DOLL: 47 BELL END: 142 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 67 BOTTOMS UP: 123 BOW WOW: 30 CHICKEN LEGS: 285 CHICKEN NUGGET: 13 CHIPMUNK: 316 CLIT FACE: 21 CRACK MY COCCYX: 350 DR. PINKY: 274 DRIPPY: 185 FLIPPER: 196 FREE WILLY: 254 FUCKING DOG: 161 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 11 GOOSE: 166 HANNIBAL LECTER: 34 HEN PECKED CHICKEN: 68 HONEY BUNNY: 4 IE: 17 JAIL BAIT: 38 JATINGJA: 599 KING YAO YAO: 47 KNOB MARLEY: 8 LASSIE: 201 MISERABLE CUNT: 22 MONSTER: 47 MOON STAR: 18 MORNING SUNRISE: 17 MR. STATLER: 22 MR. WALDORF: 226 MRS. HEAD: 126 NURSE DICK: 97 PELER: 81 PISSED POLE DANCER: 199 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 183 QUEEN STELLA: 179 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 260 ROTTWEILER: 65 RUB HER DICK: 40 RUSTY BULLET HOLE: 5 SATAN'S WILLIE: 118 SEAGULL SHIT: 297 SEAMAN STAINS: 86 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 15 SINGLE CELL: 899 SIR AIRHEAD: 717 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 563 SIR FESTER: 36 SNOOPY: 332 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 21 SWEETIE: 235 TAMPAX: 428 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 342 UNCLE PERVY: 286 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 192 WANK-KING: 61 WANK-KING'S WANKER: |
| RETURNEES 23 | 9 Terje Borge: 8 Pra-yurn Chokbanthid: 3 Jinda Nonkertoke: 8 Mon Pornjantha: 4 Sayrung Seegapa: 12 Mitch Shook: 103 CARE BEAR: 45 CATCH: 14 FINGERLESS: 397 FLYING FROG: 15 FOXY CLEOPATRA: 39 HERRING HEAD: 68 KEE MAH: 32 KOSOVO CUTIE: 69 MAD COW THE FIRST: 60 MINELESS CUNT: 195 MISS CHIVAS: 55 MR. SHEEN: 129 RAINBOW: 178 RINGWORM: 68 SUN FLOWER: 19 SWEET PUSSY: 224 TADPOLE: |
| LEAVERS | None |
| VISITORS 4 |
(1) Phil Drake Brunei Hash, Brunei (3) Alan Newell Cheltenham & Cotswold, UK (16) Nung Siriporn Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand (21) QUARTER SLOT Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway |
| VIRGINS 3 | Darren Brooks: Noochanat Dudampha: Robin Ratte: |
| SINNERS 12 |
ARE YOU SURE: The most stupid Norwegian. CHIPMUNK: Private party. FUCKING DOG: Late for the circle. GOOSE: His virgin had no hash shirt. JAIL BAIT: Private party. KING YAO YAO: Voted for no hash shit, Ice power wins over royalty. MAD COW THE FIRST: 3 Down Downs from the Down Down helmet for going to Inter-Scandi hash in Stockholm as a Angeles hasher and turning up in PH3 as `Swedish blondie` look a like. MINELESS CUNT: Late for the circle. MISERABLE CUNT: Puts his foot on T-4`s head while he was down in the river. SEAGULL SHIT: Late for the circle. TAMPAX: Coming back from the run after dark. TERMINAL 4 SKIN: Late back from the run due to falling into river. |
| HASH CRASH | None |
| ANNIVERSARIES 9 |
FLIPPER: 10 Hared Runs FLIPPER: 10 Hared Runs T-shirt CARE BEAR: 5 Hared Runs CARE BEAR: 5 Hared Runs Hat CARE BEAR: 100 Runs Mug ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 100 Runs Mug MISERABLE CUNT: 200 Runs Mug FUCKING DOG: 250 Run Mug DR. PINKY: 350 Runs |
| BIRTHDAYS | None |
| NEW NAMES 1 | Kattika Tongpab LASSIE New Hash Name |
| OTHER EVENTS 7 |
Phil Drake: New Shoes. Sayrung Seegapa: New Shoes. ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: Loses his hash shit status BARBIE DOLL: Raffle Queen of the night. FLYING FROG: Idea makers for the ladies underwear at raffle. PONCHO THE PERVERT: Idea makers for the ladies underwear at raffle. SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: Serenaded the hares with 'They are the bum boys' to the tune of 'We are the Champions'. |
| GROUP EVENTS 4 |
All the Girls: Asked by GM to come up with new
ideas for t-shirts etc. All the French: World Champions of 1998 one last chance coming to qualify for Germany 2006. Raffle Winners: MAD COW - Free run ticket, FOXY CLEOPATRA - Free seat in the bucket and 2 DD's, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE - T-shirt, FREE WILLY - Ladies underwear, TADPOLE - T-shirt, BOW WOW - 2 x special beer, CATCH - Ladies underwear, Terje Borge - Ladies underwear, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER - Special beer, SIR FESTER - Special beer. BALL RINGER, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, CATCH, GOOSE: Finished off the last down downs. |
| MISMANAGEMENT | None |
| NEW HASH SHIT 1 | FREE WILLY: Paper abuse. |
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one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.
| Run # | Date | Hares | Happy Hour | |
| 1128 | 17 Oct |
(The Octopussy Run) T-Shirt run + Bring extra socks |
BIG NOSED BASTARD, RINGWORM & PONCHO THE PERVERT | Miss Chivas |
| 1129 | 24 Oct | V.V. & TADPOLE | Jameson's | |
| 1130 | 31 Oct |
TEENY WEENY, UNCLE PERVY & CLIT FACE (Full Moon Monday Hash Run) |
Patrick's | |
| 1131 | 07 Nov | FLYING FROG & FRIEND | O La La | |
| 1132 | 14 Nov |
(Loy Krathong Run) T-Shirt run |
PELER, FUCKING DOG & BOW WOW |
Classroom 2 |
| 1133 | 21 Nov | V.V. & TAMPAX | TQ 1 | |
| 1134 | 28 Nov | PELER & TIMMY TIGHT PANTS | Scandi Bar | |
| 1135 | 05 Dec | FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD | TQ 2 | |
| 1136 | 12 Dec | PELER & FESTERING SQUID JAZZER | Miss Chivas | |
| 1137 | 19 Dec | FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP | Jameson's | |
| 1138 | 26 Dec |
(The Christmas Run) T-Shirt run |
V.V. & BOTTOMLESS PIT | Patrick's |
| 1139 | 02 Jan | CRIMSON PENIS | O La La | |
| 1140 | 09 Jan | CLIT FACE & ARSE-HOLEO | Classroom 2 | |
| 1141 | 16 Jan | V.V. & RUDI VOELLER | TQ 1 | |
| 1142 | 23 Jan | Hares Needed | Scandi Bar | |
| 1143 | 30 Jan |
(The AGM Run) T-Shirt run |
Hares Needed | TQ 2 |
| 1144 | 06 Feb | FLYING FROG & FINI THE FAGGOT | Miss Chivas | |
Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.
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