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HASH SHEET - RUN 1127


The next Mis-management meeting is re-scheduled for Wednesday 2nd Nov 2005 in Patrick's at 4:30 pm.

Points discussed


Next T-shirt Run is:
The Octopussy Run
17th October 2005
Bring an extra pair dry socks.
 

Commencing 7th Nov the bus will depart at 3:30pm.
Sign ups will then commence at 2:45 pm to 3:20 pm.

 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1128 Monday Oct 17th, 2005



MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00(4 PM)


Hares: 

BIG NOSED BASTARD, RINGWORM & PONCHO


 Happy Hour at: Miss Chivas Bar
 

Directions to the A-site:
Drive 9km up the 36 Rayong highway. Turn left onto the 3240 just before the flyover and follow this road for approx 900 mts. Turn right (HHH) and drive for approx 500 mts on new concrete road through chicken coop area to a-site in the coconut grove.

 


 


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The Mis-management + Meetings Outstation Run Jan 2005
Oct 10.  200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
Sep 27.  50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
Oct 10.  10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

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Scribe report for Run 1127

Hare(s): FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP   100 Runners

Well I wish I did not volunteer to be the scribe, trying to remember what happened last night with a huge hang over and my birthday also....... A short drive to the run from my place to find a good a site plenty of shade, Sir Chicken Fucker is already there with his ever expanding food shop. The bus arrives, we pay our money and the circle is called, a couple of new shoes to be drunk out of then we are on our way running and hobbling along quite a nice area, I took a wrong turning and ran into Sir Chicken Fucker and Spaghetti Head doing there own run along the lake. Arriving back at the site I crashed out on the kings throne alongside Wank-Kings Wanker and Bottomless Pit who have now it seems given up running to pursue there main hobby drinking beer. I let Clit Face know I was scribing which he replied you’ve done 6 this year now I know our stats man is loosing it 3 scribes in 201 runs. (Editor: It's now your 7th scribe ha ha) So I crash out again and watch the goings on at the site, Apples Turnover runs in looking like a giant beef tomato then he goes over to Sir Chicken Fucker and starts teaching him how to cook, a bit like teaching a dog to fly. Rainbow has kidnapped Apple Turnovers baby to teach her all about gold. Meanwhile there are runners coming in from all directions Seaman Stains with his story of: Are You Sure: following him on a short cut calling on on always a good idea. Knob Marley comes in with strange green stains in a very strange place. Then Flying Frog calls the circle Mineless Cunt and Fucking Dog iced for being late into the circle also Tampax who was trying to avoid his punishment. The raffle done with a few extra prizes this week, Mad Cow is sat in the bucket while Uncle Fester is fondling his ass  ya ya ya.  Hares are called in, the three women sit on Free Willy while he is lying on ice, there is still enough room left to sit five Apples Turnovers on and he is big big. Most of the crowd said it was a good run apart from paper abuse which Sir Airhead took a real disliking to or was it just Free Willy, even going as far to ice the king for daring to say it was a good run. All the women where called in the circle by the GM for what I did not hear. Mad Cow gets to drink from the beer hat which he was doing well until nearly choking to death, T4 and his extended family iced for women trouble. Then a great hares song from Sir Chicken Fucker followed by the hash hymn...

On On
M.C.


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STATS REPORT 

Average runners per run during the months of Sept since 1984.

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs

HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 70
4 Prayoon Oommali: 4 Tiana Philp: 12 Pattama Pratumtiem: 2 Rene Roger: 104 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 29 APPLE TREE: 134 APPLES TURNOVER: 89 ARE YOU SURE: 180 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 56 BABY WIPES: 60 BALL RINGER: 97 BARBIE DOLL: 47 BELL END: 142 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 67 BOTTOMS UP: 123 BOW WOW: 30 CHICKEN LEGS: 285 CHICKEN NUGGET: 13 CHIPMUNK: 316 CLIT FACE: 21 CRACK MY COCCYX: 350 DR. PINKY: 274 DRIPPY: 185 FLIPPER: 196 FREE WILLY: 254 FUCKING DOG: 161 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 11 GOOSE: 166 HANNIBAL LECTER: 34 HEN PECKED CHICKEN: 68 HONEY BUNNY: 4 IE: 17 JAIL BAIT: 38 JATINGJA: 599 KING YAO YAO: 47 KNOB MARLEY: 8 LASSIE: 201 MISERABLE CUNT: 22 MONSTER: 47 MOON STAR: 18 MORNING SUNRISE: 17 MR. STATLER: 22 MR. WALDORF: 226 MRS. HEAD: 126 NURSE DICK: 97 PELER: 81 PISSED POLE DANCER: 199 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 183 QUEEN STELLA: 179 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 260 ROTTWEILER: 65 RUB HER DICK: 40 RUSTY BULLET HOLE: 5 SATAN'S WILLIE: 118 SEAGULL SHIT: 297 SEAMAN STAINS: 86 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 15 SINGLE CELL: 899 SIR AIRHEAD: 717 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 563 SIR FESTER: 36 SNOOPY: 332 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 21 SWEETIE: 235 TAMPAX: 428 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 342 UNCLE PERVY: 286 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 192 WANK-KING: 61 WANK-KING'S WANKER:
RETURNEES 23 9 Terje Borge: 8 Pra-yurn Chokbanthid: 3 Jinda Nonkertoke: 8 Mon Pornjantha: 4 Sayrung Seegapa: 12 Mitch Shook: 103 CARE BEAR: 45 CATCH: 14 FINGERLESS: 397 FLYING FROG: 15 FOXY CLEOPATRA: 39 HERRING HEAD: 68 KEE MAH: 32 KOSOVO CUTIE: 69 MAD COW THE FIRST: 60 MINELESS CUNT: 195 MISS CHIVAS: 55 MR. SHEEN: 129 RAINBOW: 178 RINGWORM: 68 SUN FLOWER: 19 SWEET PUSSY: 224 TADPOLE:
LEAVERS None
VISITORS 4 (1) Phil Drake Brunei Hash, Brunei
(3) Alan Newell Cheltenham & Cotswold, UK
(16) Nung Siriporn Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand
(21) QUARTER SLOT Scandi Hooligan Hash, Norway
VIRGINS 3 Darren Brooks: Noochanat Dudampha: Robin Ratte:
SINNERS 12 ARE YOU SURE: The most stupid Norwegian.
CHIPMUNK: Private party.
FUCKING DOG: Late for the circle.
GOOSE: His virgin had no hash shirt.
JAIL BAIT: Private party.
KING YAO YAO: Voted for no hash shit, Ice power wins over royalty.
MAD COW THE FIRST: 3 Down Downs from the Down Down helmet for going to Inter-Scandi hash in Stockholm as a Angeles hasher and turning up in PH3 as `Swedish blondie` look a like.
MINELESS CUNT: Late for the circle.
MISERABLE CUNT: Puts his foot on T-4`s head while he was down in the river.
SEAGULL SHIT: Late for the circle.
TAMPAX: Coming back from the run after dark.
TERMINAL 4 SKIN: Late back from the run due to falling into river.
HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES 9 FLIPPER: 10 Hared Runs
FLIPPER: 10 Hared Runs T-shirt
CARE BEAR
: 5 Hared Runs
CARE BEAR: 5 Hared Runs Hat
CARE BEAR: 100 Runs Mug
ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 100 Runs Mug
MISERABLE CUNT: 200 Runs Mug
FUCKING DOG: 250 Run Mug
DR. PINKY: 350 Runs
BIRTHDAYS None
NEW NAMES 1 Kattika Tongpab LASSIE New Hash Name
OTHER EVENTS 7 Phil Drake: New Shoes.
Sayrung Seegapa:
New Shoes.
ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE
:
Loses his hash shit status
BARBIE DOLL: Raffle Queen of the night.
FLYING FROG: Idea makers for the ladies underwear at raffle.
PONCHO THE PERVERT: Idea makers for the ladies underwear at raffle.
SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: Serenaded the hares with 'They are the bum boys' to the tune of 'We are the Champions'.
GROUP EVENTS 4 All the Girls: Asked by GM to come up with new ideas for t-shirts etc.
All the French: World Champions of 1998 one last chance coming to qualify for Germany 2006.
Raffle Winners: MAD COW - Free run ticket, FOXY CLEOPATRA - Free seat in the bucket and 2 DD's, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE - T-shirt, FREE WILLY - Ladies underwear, TADPOLE - T-shirt, BOW WOW - 2 x special beer, CATCH - Ladies underwear, Terje Borge - Ladies underwear, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER - Special beer, SIR FESTER - Special beer.
BALL RINGER, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, CATCH, GOOSE: Finished off the last down downs.
MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT 1  FREE WILLY: Paper abuse.


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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1128 17 Oct (The Octopussy Run)
T-Shirt run + Bring extra socks
BIG NOSED BASTARD, RINGWORM & PONCHO THE PERVERT Miss Chivas
1129 24 Oct V.V. & TADPOLE Jameson's
1130 31 Oct TEENY WEENY, UNCLE PERVY & CLIT FACE
(Full Moon Monday Hash Run)
Patrick's
1131 07 Nov FLYING FROG & FRIEND O La La
1132 14 Nov (Loy Krathong Run)
T-Shirt run
PELER, FUCKING DOG
& BOW WOW
Classroom 2
1133 21 Nov V.V. & TAMPAX TQ 1
1134 28 Nov PELER & TIMMY TIGHT PANTS Scandi Bar
1135 05 Dec FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD TQ 2
1136 12 Dec PELER & FESTERING SQUID JAZZER Miss Chivas
1137 19 Dec FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP Jameson's
1138 26 Dec (The Christmas Run)
T-Shirt run
V.V. & BOTTOMLESS PIT Patrick's
1139 02 Jan CRIMSON PENIS O La La
1140 09 Jan CLIT FACE & ARSE-HOLEO Classroom 2
1141 16 Jan V.V. & RUDI VOELLER TQ 1
1142 23 Jan Hares Needed Scandi Bar
1143 30 Jan (The AGM Run)
T-Shirt run
Hares Needed TQ 2
1144 06 Feb FLYING FROG & FINI THE FAGGOT Miss Chivas

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All Ph3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 

The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)

Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)

TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Patrick's Belgian Restaurant All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.


2005

(subject to change)
#1128, 17 Oct - Octopussy Run
#1132, 14 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1138, 26 Dec - Christmas Run

2006
(subject to change)

#1143, 30 Jan - AGM Run
#1145, 13 Feb - Valentines Run
#1150, 20 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1154, 17 Apr - Songkran Run
#1158, 15 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1161, 05 Jun - Betty Boop Run
#1166, 10 Jul - Aussie Run
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run

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It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated September 2005:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, FIVE BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY,

 


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