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HASH SHEET - RUN 1129


The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for Wednesday 2nd Nov 2005 in Patrick's at 4:30 pm.

Points discussed


Next T-shirt Run is:
The Full Moon Run in the graveyard
31st October 2005
Food available with shelter.
 

Commencing 7th Nov the bus will depart at 3:30pm.
Sign ups will then commence at 2:45 pm to 3:20 pm.

 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1130 Monday Oct 31st, 2005



MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00(4 PM)


Hares: 

TEENY WEENY, UNCLE PERVY & CLIT FACE


 Happy Hour at: Patrick's
 


Directions to the A-site:
Drive 13 km from Klang and turn left into Phoenix Country Club Rd. Drive for 4.8 Km to (HHH) on left. Turn left into a-site in front of the Chinese shelter. Food provided by the hares assistants after the run. Watch out for the skeletons on patrol around the graveyard.
A limited number of t-shirts will be made available for sale.

 

 


 


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The Mis-management + Meetings minutes Outstation Run Jan 2005
Oct 24.  200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
Sep 27.  50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
Oct 24.  10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

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Scribe report for Run 1129

Hare(s): V.V. & TADPOLE   103 Runners

Another rainy Monday afternoon, everybody ready to get wet again. I took off today with my pal SON OF SAM, direction A-Site. A-Site near Highway 331 chosen by the Hares VV and TADPOLE. Good, some Hares have a bit fantasy not using other peoples former A-Sites. Bus arrives, late sign ups and there we go “Form a Circle” shouted in by the GM.  Many new shoes were dealt with and Hares ON IN and explain us about the Run. Paper’zz white, rezz chexs, STOP VV!! TADPOLE explains about the run. OK paper is white, checks and FT’s are red, paper starts nuun….. And off we go….. As the usual VV runs we go to all kind off terrain, tapioca, pineapple fields, dirt roads, water etc... A few false trails well laid so the pack could come together. The FRB’s RUSTY RING HOLE and GERMAN SHEPPARD had a competition on their own forgetting shouting ON ON, everybody came in within one hour, nice run, wow SIR AIRHEAD informed me that the father of (not named yet) Thomas Lien was still lost in the dark. My first reaction as a good GM was: “He knows where the Happy Hour Bar is no?”  Time for some social doing, get some beers and taste some of the good smelling sausages from the SIR CHICKEN F**R’s BBQ corner. Still no sign from the lost father? Circle time, late comers GERMAN SHEPPARD, BNB, SEAMAN STAINS, THOMAS LIEN and ARSE HOPPER on the ice to cool off. GERMAN SHEPPARD and RUSTY BULLET HOLE on the ice to get a lesson from ALLAH’S ARSEHOLE how to shout ON ON. It almost worked….. Keep practicing…. Time for the “HARES HAVE A SEAT” TADPOLE and VV, all voted a good run, MAD COW's explanation didn’t fit, so on the ice, tried to bribe the GM with a fake doctor paper announcing he couldn’t sit on the ice cause off a red and sore arse, taking too many slaps from ALLAH’s ARSEHOLE’s girlfriend? But nothing mentioned the bucket, so “IN THE BUCKET WANKER!” Raffle time by Miss JAILBAIT, this week many new prizes, socks, shorts, t-shirts etc… Time to Rock & Roll, SIR AIRHEAD your circle. Hares on the ice. Again all voted a good run laid by experienced Hares. The new Beer Police on the ice, two Australians, the Norwegians were fired last week for drinking too much themselves instead of watching ARSE HOPPER DUDES doing the wrong thing. PONCHO on the ice, found guilty as charged for still not having the raffle tickets numbers changed and was prohibit for buying more underwear as raffle prizes. PONCHO still on the ice, now with a family member of his COOKIE and new named “PETUNIA” Circle back to the GM. WANKING’s have a seat, there were two of them, one named after his girlfriend left him and he went to PEKING looking for her and the other… guess why… come to a Wednesday meeting and you’ll know, ha-ha.
News from the father, gave a ring to Thomas Lien, now new named YELLOW BEAR, that he just took a shower and on is his way to Jameson’s Happy Hour Bar. He rather jogged back home (25 km) then stay in the circle drinking beers. What a Hasher!!! Many virgins today, all blessed with their first down down. The GM called first T4 on the ice, to save time for the good RA SIR CHICKEN F**R. T4 was guilty for not given enough money to CHICKEN NUGGET for some child labour. (PEKING) WANKING and MAD COW on the ice for looking like school boys with their funny hat. The French on the ice with F.DOG, SIR FESTER, HERRING HEAD for having a private circle, then serenaded by SIR CHICKEN F**R with the song “YOGI BEAR” Time for the Hares song serenaded by MAD COW with the song “How ashamed I was” SEAMAN STAINS did another good job by leading the Hash Hymn.
All back to JAMESON’S for Happy Hour and good food again, thanks KIM, sorry I couldn’t make it I had to work.

ON ON
FLYING FROG


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STATS REPORT 

Average runners per run during the months of Sept since 1984.

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs

HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 60
6 Lek Deloach: 2 Kookkik Neurngthongdee: 6 Tiana Philp: 4 Rene Roger: 106 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 31 APPLE TREE: 136 APPLES TURNOVER: 91 ARE YOU SURE: 266 ARSE HOPPER: 182 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 99 BARBIE DOLL: 155 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 144 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 69 BOTTOMS UP: 125 BOW WOW: 105 CARE BEAR: 32 CHICKEN LEGS: 287 CHICKEN NUGGET: 318 CLIT FACE: 23 CRACK MY COCCYX: 28 DIZZY: 352 DR. PINKY: 187 FLIPPER: 399 FLYING FROG: 198 FREE WILLY: 256 FUCKING DOG: 163 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 19 JAIL BAIT: 40 JATINGJA: 601 KING YAO YAO: 49 KNOB MARLEY: 10 LASSIE: 71 MAD COW THE FIRST: 152 MIDNIGHT STAR: 203 MISERABLE CUNT: 197 MISS CHIVAS: 14 MISS COCONUTS: 19 MR. STATLER: 228 MRS. HEAD: 8 MY LITTLE COOKIE: 99 PELER: 201 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 131 RAINBOW: 181 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 180 RINGWORM: 262 ROTTWEILER: 7 SATAN'S WILLIE: 299 SEAMAN STAINS: 901 SIR AIRHEAD: 719 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 38 SNOOPY: 5 SOGGY: 334 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 21 SWEET PUSSY: 23 SWEETIE: 309 TEENY WEENY: 430 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 80 TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 288 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 194 WANK-KING:
RETURNEES 28 10 Terje Borge: 9 Pra-yurn Chokbanthid: 2 Francis Loidts: 2 Laurent Matheys: 9 Mon Pornjantha: 61 BALL RINGER: 93 BAZIL: 48 BELL END: 13 DIRT DIGGER: 46 EVIL KNIEVEL: 453 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 40 HERRING HEAD: 69 HONEY BUNNY: 51 I-DA-HO: 69 KEE MAH: 108 KIDNEY BEAN: 63 KIDNEY STONE: 19 LADY MOO: 118 LORD LUCAN: 9 LUMP: 194 MISSING PERSONALITY: 82 PISSED POLE DANCER: 43 RUSTY RING HOLE: 119 SEAGULL SHIT: 564 SIR FESTER: 9 SON OF SAM: 225 TADPOLE: 6 YELLOW BEAR:
LEAVERS None
VISITORS 9 (11) BIMBO Bangkok Hash, Thailand
(4) DAGUL Delta Hash, Egypt
(21) B. B. Lihir Hash, Papua New Guinea
(12) KNICKERLESS Lion City Hash, Singapore
(1) Kansuda Pidtaraia Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
(1) Nong Runcthap Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
(7) WANKING Port Moresby Hash, Papua New Guinea
(1) GOING FOR A SONG Qatar Hash, Kuwait
(1) KOREAN BOOTY SNATCHER Seoul Hash, Korea
VIRGINS 6 Nanthidd Faungdach: Nut Kampachun: Tor Lien: Natnapa Nauntong: Sirintip Satolthong: Siriporn Senjob:
SINNERS 7 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: Not calling On-On when on trail.
GERMAN SHEPHERD: Not calling On-On when on trail.
MAD COW THE FIRST: Tried to avoid the ice by presenting a doctors note for having a bad stomach.
RUSTY RING HOLE: Not calling On-On when on trail.
SIR AIRHEAD: His 900th awarded underwear was generously given as raffle prize but even with 2 drawn numbers nobody claimed the prize.
TEENY WEENY: Complaining about the run.
WANKING: Complaining about the run.
HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES 1 I-DA-HO 050th Run Mug
BIRTHDAYS 1 TADPOLE: 25 Oct
NEW NAMES 2 Sirintip Satolthong PETUNIA New Hash Name
Thomas Lien YELLOW BEAR New Hash Name
OTHER EVENTS 10 BAZIL: New beer police.
JAIL BAIT: Tonight's Raffle Queen.
KING YAO YAO: Just the King.
MAD COW THE FIRST: Serenaded the hares with "How ashamed I was".
MAD COW THE FIRST: School friends with Wanking.
SATAN'S WILLIE: New beer police.
TEENY WEENY: Announcing the Full Moon runs, plus hares putting on free food next week.
WANKING: School friends with Mad Cow
WANKING: Explained the origin for his hash name.
WANK-KING: Explained the origin for his hash name.
GROUP EVENTS 4 FREE WILLY - 2DD`s + Free seat in the bucket. 2nd prize - 1 pair of kid socks, BAZIL - T-shirt, LASSIE - Sandals, Pra-yurn Chokbanthid - T-shirt, 2nd prize - lady underwear, MAD COW - 1 pair of kid socks, 2nd prize - same same, LADY MOO - T-shirt, BOW WOW - Jeans shorts, FUCKING DOG - 1 pair of kid socks +Free run. Raffle Winners.
GERMAN SHEPHERD, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, KNOB MARLEY, TEENY WEENY, MISERABLE CUNT & APPLES TURNOVER.
Noisy people who finished off the last down downs.
DAGUL, RENE ROGER, MR. STATLER, Francis Loidts & Laurent Matheys: Private circle, serenaded by SIR CHICKEN FUCKER "YOGI BEAR"
FUCKING DOG, HERRING HEAD & SIR FESTER: Norwegian private circle
MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT   None


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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1130 31 Oct TEENY WEENY, UNCLE PERVY & CLIT FACE
(Full Moon Monday Hash Run in the graveyard) Don't be frightened
Patrick's
1131 07 Nov FLYING FROG & FRIEND O La La
1132 14 Nov (Loy Krathong Run)
T-Shirt run
PELER, FUCKING DOG
& BOW WOW
Classroom 2
1133 21 Nov V.V. & TAMPAX TQ 1
1134 28 Nov PELER & TIMMY TIGHT PANTS Scandi Bar
1135 05 Dec FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD TQ 2
1136 12 Dec PELER & FESTERING SQUID JAZZER Miss Chivas
1137 19 Dec FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP Jameson's
1138 26 Dec (The Christmas Run)
T-Shirt run
V.V. & BOTTOMLESS PIT Patrick's
1139 02 Jan CRIMSON PENIS O La La
1140 09 Jan CLIT FACE & ARSE-HOLEO Classroom 2
1141 16 Jan V.V. & RUDI VOELLER TQ 1
1142 23 Jan Hares Needed Scandi Bar
1143 30 Jan (The AGM Run)
T-Shirt run
Hares Needed TQ 2
1144 06 Feb FLYING FROG & FINI THE FAGGOT Miss Chivas

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All Ph3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 

The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)

Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)

TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Patrick's Belgian Restaurant All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.


2005

(subject to change)
#1132, 14 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1138, 26 Dec - Christmas Run

2006
(subject to change)

#1143, 30 Jan - AGM Run
#1145, 13 Feb - Valentines Run
#1150, 20 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1154, 17 Apr - Songkran Run
#1158, 15 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1161, 05 Jun - Betty Boop Run
#1166, 10 Jul - Aussie Run
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run
#1182, 30 Oct - Halloween

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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated September 2005:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, FIVE BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY,

 


Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

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Contact Information

Oct 28-30, 2005 8th Indochina - Mekong Hash Laos http://www.laoshash.com
Oct 29, 2005 Pattaya Full Moon H3 Halloween Moonwalk-agogo Thailand Clit Face
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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