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The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for Wednesday 2nd Nov 2005 in Patrick's at 4:30 pm. |
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Commencing 7th Nov the bus will depart
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RUN # 1130 Monday Oct 31st, 2005
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| The Mis-management + Meetings minutes | Outstation Run Jan 2005 |
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Oct 24. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here. |
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Sep 27. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here, |
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Oct 24. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here. |
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Scribe report for Run 1129
| Hare(s): | V.V. & TADPOLE | 103 Runners |
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Another rainy Monday afternoon, everybody ready to get wet again. I
took off today with my pal SON OF SAM, direction
A-Site. A-Site near Highway 331 chosen by the Hares VV
and TADPOLE. Good, some Hares have a bit fantasy not
using other peoples former A-Sites. Bus arrives, late sign ups and
there we go “Form a Circle” shouted in by the GM. Many new
shoes were dealt with and Hares ON IN and explain us about the Run.
Paper’zz white, rezz chexs, STOP VV!! TADPOLE
explains about the run. OK paper is white, checks and FT’s are red,
paper starts nuun….. And off we go….. As the usual VV
runs we go to all kind off terrain, tapioca, pineapple fields, dirt
roads, water etc... A few false trails well laid so the pack could
come together. The FRB’s RUSTY RING HOLE and
GERMAN SHEPPARD had a competition on their own forgetting
shouting ON ON, everybody came in within one hour, nice run, wow
SIR AIRHEAD informed me that the father of (not named
yet) Thomas Lien was still lost in the dark. My first reaction as a
good GM was: “He knows where the Happy Hour Bar is no?” Time
for some social doing, get some beers and taste some of the good
smelling sausages from the SIR CHICKEN F**R’s BBQ
corner. Still no sign from the lost father? Circle time, late comers
GERMAN SHEPPARD, BNB, SEAMAN STAINS, THOMAS LIEN and
ARSE HOPPER on the ice to cool off. GERMAN
SHEPPARD and RUSTY BULLET HOLE on the ice to
get a lesson from ALLAH’S ARSEHOLE how to shout ON ON.
It almost worked….. Keep practicing…. Time for the “HARES HAVE A
SEAT” TADPOLE and VV, all voted a good
run, MAD COW's explanation didn’t fit, so on the ice,
tried to bribe the GM with a fake doctor paper announcing he
couldn’t sit on the ice cause off a red and sore arse, taking too
many slaps from ALLAH’s ARSEHOLE’s girlfriend? But
nothing mentioned the bucket, so “IN THE BUCKET WANKER!” Raffle time
by Miss JAILBAIT, this week many new prizes, socks,
shorts, t-shirts etc… Time to Rock & Roll, SIR AIRHEAD
your circle. Hares on the ice. Again all voted a good run laid by
experienced Hares. The new Beer Police on the ice, two Australians,
the Norwegians were fired last week for drinking too much themselves
instead of watching ARSE HOPPER DUDES doing the wrong
thing. PONCHO on the ice, found guilty as charged for
still not having the raffle tickets numbers changed and was prohibit
for buying more underwear as raffle prizes. PONCHO
still on the ice, now with a family member of his COOKIE
and new named “PETUNIA” Circle back to the GM.
WANKING’s have a seat, there were two of them, one
named after his girlfriend left him and he went to PEKING
looking for her and the other… guess why… come to a Wednesday
meeting and you’ll know, ha-ha.
ON ON
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STATS
REPORT
Average runners per run during the months of
Sept since 1984.

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Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
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HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 60 |
6 Lek Deloach: 2 Kookkik Neurngthongdee: 6 Tiana Philp: 4 Rene Roger: 106 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 31 APPLE TREE: 136 APPLES TURNOVER: 91 ARE YOU SURE: 266 ARSE HOPPER: 182 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 99 BARBIE DOLL: 155 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 144 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 69 BOTTOMS UP: 125 BOW WOW: 105 CARE BEAR: 32 CHICKEN LEGS: 287 CHICKEN NUGGET: 318 CLIT FACE: 23 CRACK MY COCCYX: 28 DIZZY: 352 DR. PINKY: 187 FLIPPER: 399 FLYING FROG: 198 FREE WILLY: 256 FUCKING DOG: 163 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 19 JAIL BAIT: 40 JATINGJA: 601 KING YAO YAO: 49 KNOB MARLEY: 10 LASSIE: 71 MAD COW THE FIRST: 152 MIDNIGHT STAR: 203 MISERABLE CUNT: 197 MISS CHIVAS: 14 MISS COCONUTS: 19 MR. STATLER: 228 MRS. HEAD: 8 MY LITTLE COOKIE: 99 PELER: 201 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 131 RAINBOW: 181 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 180 RINGWORM: 262 ROTTWEILER: 7 SATAN'S WILLIE: 299 SEAMAN STAINS: 901 SIR AIRHEAD: 719 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 38 SNOOPY: 5 SOGGY: 334 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 21 SWEET PUSSY: 23 SWEETIE: 309 TEENY WEENY: 430 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 80 TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 288 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 194 WANK-KING: |
| RETURNEES 28 | 10 Terje Borge: 9 Pra-yurn Chokbanthid: 2 Francis Loidts: 2 Laurent Matheys: 9 Mon Pornjantha: 61 BALL RINGER: 93 BAZIL: 48 BELL END: 13 DIRT DIGGER: 46 EVIL KNIEVEL: 453 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 40 HERRING HEAD: 69 HONEY BUNNY: 51 I-DA-HO: 69 KEE MAH: 108 KIDNEY BEAN: 63 KIDNEY STONE: 19 LADY MOO: 118 LORD LUCAN: 9 LUMP: 194 MISSING PERSONALITY: 82 PISSED POLE DANCER: 43 RUSTY RING HOLE: 119 SEAGULL SHIT: 564 SIR FESTER: 9 SON OF SAM: 225 TADPOLE: 6 YELLOW BEAR: |
| LEAVERS | None |
| VISITORS 9 |
(11) BIMBO Bangkok Hash, Thailand (4) DAGUL Delta Hash, Egypt (21) B. B. Lihir Hash, Papua New Guinea (12) KNICKERLESS Lion City Hash, Singapore (1) Kansuda Pidtaraia Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand (1) Nong Runcthap Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand (7) WANKING Port Moresby Hash, Papua New Guinea (1) GOING FOR A SONG Qatar Hash, Kuwait (1) KOREAN BOOTY SNATCHER Seoul Hash, Korea |
| VIRGINS 6 | Nanthidd Faungdach: Nut Kampachun: Tor Lien: Natnapa Nauntong: Sirintip Satolthong: Siriporn Senjob: |
| SINNERS 7 |
ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: Not calling On-On when on trail. GERMAN SHEPHERD: Not calling On-On when on trail. MAD COW THE FIRST: Tried to avoid the ice by presenting a doctors note for having a bad stomach. RUSTY RING HOLE: Not calling On-On when on trail. SIR AIRHEAD: His 900th awarded underwear was generously given as raffle prize but even with 2 drawn numbers nobody claimed the prize. TEENY WEENY: Complaining about the run. WANKING: Complaining about the run. |
| HASH CRASH | None |
| ANNIVERSARIES 1 | I-DA-HO 050th Run Mug |
| BIRTHDAYS 1 | TADPOLE: 25 Oct |
| NEW NAMES 2 |
Sirintip Satolthong PETUNIA New Hash Name Thomas Lien YELLOW BEAR New Hash Name |
| OTHER EVENTS 10 |
BAZIL: New beer police. JAIL BAIT: Tonight's Raffle Queen. KING YAO YAO: Just the King. MAD COW THE FIRST: Serenaded the hares with "How ashamed I was". MAD COW THE FIRST: School friends with Wanking. SATAN'S WILLIE: New beer police. TEENY WEENY: Announcing the Full Moon runs, plus hares putting on free food next week. WANKING: School friends with Mad Cow WANKING: Explained the origin for his hash name. WANK-KING: Explained the origin for his hash name. |
| GROUP EVENTS 4 |
FREE WILLY - 2DD`s + Free seat in the bucket. 2nd
prize - 1 pair of kid socks, BAZIL - T-shirt, LASSIE -
Sandals, Pra-yurn Chokbanthid - T-shirt, 2nd prize - lady underwear,
MAD COW - 1 pair of kid socks, 2nd prize - same same, LADY MOO
- T-shirt, BOW WOW - Jeans shorts, FUCKING DOG - 1 pair of kid
socks +Free run. Raffle Winners. GERMAN SHEPHERD, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, KNOB MARLEY, TEENY WEENY, MISERABLE CUNT & APPLES TURNOVER. Noisy people who finished off the last down downs. DAGUL, RENE ROGER, MR. STATLER, Francis Loidts & Laurent Matheys: Private circle, serenaded by SIR CHICKEN FUCKER "YOGI BEAR" FUCKING DOG, HERRING HEAD & SIR FESTER: Norwegian private circle |
| MISMANAGEMENT | None |
| NEW HASH SHIT | None |
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Future hares: Please send map to webmaster
one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.
| Run # | Date | Hares | Happy Hour | |
| 1130 | 31 Oct |
TEENY WEENY, UNCLE PERVY & CLIT FACE (Full Moon Monday Hash Run in the graveyard) Don't be frightened |
Patrick's | |
| 1131 | 07 Nov | FLYING FROG & FRIEND | O La La | |
| 1132 | 14 Nov |
(Loy Krathong Run) T-Shirt run |
PELER, FUCKING DOG & BOW WOW |
Classroom 2 |
| 1133 | 21 Nov | V.V. & TAMPAX | TQ 1 | |
| 1134 | 28 Nov | PELER & TIMMY TIGHT PANTS | Scandi Bar | |
| 1135 | 05 Dec | FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD | TQ 2 | |
| 1136 | 12 Dec | PELER & FESTERING SQUID JAZZER | Miss Chivas | |
| 1137 | 19 Dec | FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP | Jameson's | |
| 1138 | 26 Dec |
(The Christmas Run) T-Shirt run |
V.V. & BOTTOMLESS PIT | Patrick's |
| 1139 | 02 Jan | CRIMSON PENIS | O La La | |
| 1140 | 09 Jan | CLIT FACE & ARSE-HOLEO | Classroom 2 | |
| 1141 | 16 Jan | V.V. & RUDI VOELLER | TQ 1 | |
| 1142 | 23 Jan | Hares Needed | Scandi Bar | |
| 1143 | 30 Jan |
(The AGM Run) T-Shirt run |
Hares Needed | TQ 2 |
| 1144 | 06 Feb | FLYING FROG & FINI THE FAGGOT | Miss Chivas | |
Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.
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All Ph3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to
behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to
provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash.
Please help the Hash Bars. The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:
Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid. |
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It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash
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| Oct 28-30, 2005 | 8th Indochina - Mekong Hash | Laos | http://www.laoshash.com |
| Oct 29, 2005 | Pattaya Full Moon H3 Halloween Moonwalk-agogo | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 27-29. 2006 | Interhash 2006 | Chiang Mai Thailand | http://www.chiangmai2006.com |
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