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Another Hash Monday in Pattaya, a lot of clouds around but no rain. It’s the first run with an early start. The bus leaves 3.30 pm from now on. As we approached the A-site, there were a lot of dark clouds building up and it didn’t look good. We got to the A-site without problems except for a few holes in the dirt road. Nice A-site on the edge of a plantation, just tucked in off the road, plenty of room to move and do what might have to be done. A few late sign ups and the circle was called by stand-in GM SIR CHICKEN F**R, our GM FLYING FROG was the Hare today with SMILING BROWN SPIDER. The course of the day, we were informed that there were 2 trails, one for the walkers, I feel they appreciated this, we were also told to stay on the trail, because there were a lot of hungry dogs around, this I am sure, upset some of the regular short cutters, who had to complete the whole run. I felt it was an excellent run, plenty of variety along the trail with a lot of challenging checks. One of them had a lot of Hashers going around in circles for a long time. Towards the end there was an excellent trail down a large gully and trough some thick shrub and trees, earlier as we approached the walkers turn off, FLYING FROG was there to make sure everything was ok. The front runners came in in about 60 minutes which in my opinion an excellent time for the run.
We relaxed around the beer truck for a while enjoying the well deserved beer or two. Before the circle was called at this time, I discovered that our brew master BOTTOMLESS PIT was leaving for a short holiday and to all places, my hometown Brisbane, Australia. He will never be the same again and Brisbane will never be the same again. SEAMAN STAINS will be filling in next week. SIR CHICKEN F**R called in the circle, the raffle done by Miss SEAMAN SWALLOW with many happy winners. As usual the Hares FLYING FROG and SMILING BROWN SPIDER were iced quickly and everyone agreed it was a good run apart from a few grumblers. SIR AIRHEAD took over the circle, good run except for the “check from hell”, SPAGHETTI HEAD was the saviour, he found paper after a big search. Angeles City visitors brought in (my old Hash) and as usual were severely dealt with. T-4 and WANK-KING iced for complaining about old age and YANKEE DOODLE was brought in to show what we still can do at age 83. Beer Police WANK-KING’S WANKER and MISTER SHEEN given another chance to prove themselves. RECTUM RAIDER tried for a name change but ended up with the same name, lucky it didn’t get worse. TEXAS CAMEL FUCK**R’s girlfriend brought in for ice cold water and named MONA LISA. FESTERING STREAKER takes the circle, QUEEN MARY and ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE on the ice. QUEEN MARY for prove with pictures of masturbating in the circle last week and A. A. for trying to impress the girls with old raffle tickets. Loosing the plot a little now, too many people trying to talk to me (LORD LUCAN). VV and HOMOCYCLIST accused of destruction in Paris, WANK-KING and WANK-KINGS WANKER very confused? Hares on the ice with TEENY WEENY, VELCRO DICK and another fat bastard from Angeles for the song “FAT BASTARDS”  serenaded by SIR CHICKEN F**R. Sorry if I missed someone, I was told there were 104 runners turned up, good numbers!
On to O LA LA for some more beers, good drinks, good run and a good day.

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