Who’s the scribe shouts Poncho across the circle? Miserable C is the reply from Flying Frog, I’m in the wrong place at the wrong time or maybe not, as I get a free run next week. After Poncho The Pervert stops whining about the missing clip board the circle is called on the helicopter pad, hares Ducking Fog and Arse Hopper send us off on the run up a long and winding road after which I did a short cut through Battersea dogs home and across a river coming in on paper I was amazed to see most of the runners where already in how the hell did they manage that? After an hour of slurping beer the circle is called, Really Sadistic Bastard and Allah’s Arsehole were iced for noise abuse, then time for the raffle mainly cracks winning this Monday. The best kratong competition next and the pot noodle won even though I do not think it will float. The Ducking Fog family swept the board for the best dressed Loy Kratong hashers. Really Sadistic Bastard and Allah’s Arsehole iced for the second time for noise pollution. Karamba and Seamen Stains where the only males to dress up for Loy Kratong, Karamba looking like the man from Panama and Seamen Stains got it right apart from the muddy size thirteen’s on his feet. Time for Sir Airhead to take control, hares iced, a great a-site and a good run. Beer police Homeless Jackson and Monster iced, Monster was beaten up by a Katoy on the beach road while Homeless Jackson slept on the pavement. Teeny Weeny gets to keep his hash shit for marker pen abuse, the French also iced for the second week for fleeing their country as it burns. Sir Fester tastes some ice for sitting outside the circle. Sir Chicken F’r punishes Ducking Fog for crashing the beer truck and then sends a burning balloon into the nights sky with Chicken Nugget attached to it after waving Chicken Nugget goodbye the cracks sang the hares Loy Kratong song and that was the end to another interesting Monday in the land of smiles.

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