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The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for Wednesday 7th Dec 2005 in Patrick's at 4:30 pm. |
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Sad loss of a popular Hasher |
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RUN # 1134 Monday Nov 28th, 2005
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| The Mis-management + Meetings minutes | Outstation Run Jan 2005 |
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Nov 21. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here. |
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Nov 01. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here, |
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Nov 21. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here. |
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Scribe report for Run 1133
| Hare(s): | VV & TAMPAX | 96 Runners |
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Despite a very busy week with the release of the latest HARRY POTTER movie, I‘ll be the scribe this week…. 5 pm : GM FLYING FROG called to form the circle to and we’ve got the announcement about the decease of BENT OVER BELGIUM, the minute of silence was intense….makes everyone think about life, and how happy we are living in paradise…. On on man….may you rest in peace…… It was a “ magical” run today, perfectly balanced, 5.63 km long, with a lot of variation, different fields and crops, a spacious A- site, beautiful scenery…despite the only critic using ‘Pinky” paper…I would like to congratulate VV and TAMPAX They should be invited to “hogwarts” to teach all pupils how to hare THE perfect run…. The circle started with MICKY MAOW being rewarded as the 80.000 sign up…as usual he didn’t even realise it. I think…maybe he ought to be rewarded his 80.000th beer bottle… SIR AIRHEAD released TEENY WEENY from hash shit ……just for 5 minutes as he was re-designated hash shit due to lack of respect during the 1 minute silence required for BENT OVER BELGIUM. A French hasher was baptised as FUDGE PACKING FROG ….( you must be American to understand the meaning of it…) as well as TAMPAX girlfriend baptised as : “ COME (cum)?? IN THE BUSH”. During the circle a mobile went off…. FRENCH KATOY was directly punished into the ice bucket as he was answering a call from a Linda bar Katoy… I never saw a male (???) suffering that much being seated with his balls in the ice BUCKET…. As Thailand is one of the Bird flu affected countries, SIR CHICKEN F**R (eminent poultry specialist) started systematic bird flu checks.. a few of them had some symptoms such as feathers coming out of the arse…. NO MORE CUM was cleared after a check…other visitors GOOSE and BIRD FLOOZY were noticed with infection and treated with anti-septic powder …Be aware and watch out for the arse feathers………
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STATS
REPORT
Average runners per run during the months of
Oct since 1984.
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Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
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HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 67 |
12 Johan Hansen: 4 Pino Mancini: 2 Martin Mitschke: 3 Neatnapa Nuenthong: 10 Tiana Philp: 73 APPLE PIE: 35 APPLE TREE: 270 ARSE HOPPER: 65 BALL RINGER: 50 BIGGER NOSED BASTARD: 131 BILLION SUCKER: 8 BIRD FLOOZY: 129 BOW WOW: 47 CABBAGE HEAD: 36 CHICKEN LEGS: 291 CHICKEN NUGGET: 322 CLIT FACE: 62 COO COO COP: 76 DAFT VADER: 356 DR. PINKY: 323 EWOK: 191 FLIPPER: 403 FLYING FROG: 202 FREE WILLY: 8 FRENCH KATOEY: 11 FREQUENT STREAKER: 260 FUCKING DOG: 8 FUDGE PACKING FROG: 167 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 24 GOLDEN DILDO: 15 GOOSE: 151 HOMOCYCLIST: 44 JATINGJA: 56 JELLO BUTT: 73 KEE MAH: 604 KING YAO YAO: 16 KNICKERLESS: 23 LADY MOO: 41 LOBSTER QUEEN: 156 MIDNIGHT STAR: 206 MISERABLE CUNT: 201 MISS CHIVAS: 18 MISS COCONUTS: 51 MOON STAR: 23 MR. STATLER: 205 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 56 PUPPY: 187 QUEEN STELLA: 134 RAINBOW: 184 RINGWORM: 266 ROTTWEILER: 303 SEAMAN STAINS: 90 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 905 SIR AIRHEAD: 723 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 568 SIR FESTER: 130 SKIING FINN: 126 SMILING BROWN SPIDER: 42 SNOOPY: 338 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 225 STEAMY LUMP: 313 TEENY WEENY: 434 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 126 VELCRO DICK: 292 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 198 WANK-KING: 112 WET SPOT: |
| RETURNEES 22 | 5 Kjell Gronholdt: 6 Beeken Tipjak: 139 APPLES TURNOVER: 51 BELL END: 147 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 242 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 5 COMES IN THE BUSH: 309 DR. THRUSH: 240 FESTERING STREAKER: 22 HARRY POTTER: 25 MICKY MAOW: 9 MY LITTLE COOKIE: 62 NO MORE CUM: 80 RED ARSEHOLE: 24 SWEETIE: 228 TADPOLE: 236 TAMPAX: 110 THE BUZZ: 318 THE POPE: 165 TREE FROG: 65 WANK-KING'S WANKER: 142 YANKEE DOODLE: |
| LEAVERS 1 | YANKEE DOODLE: |
| VISITORS 4 |
(2) FINGER UP Okinawa Hash, Japan (3) HUMUNGOUSLY INFECTED VAGINA Okinawa Hash, Japan (5) SHIT ON MY FACE Tokyo Hash, Japan (4) THE BLADDER BLOW Tokyo Hash, Japan |
| VIRGINS 3 | Douglas Baguley: Jostein Kjelleberg: Jean Louis: |
| SINNERS 10 |
APPLES TURNOVER: Didn't pay for his sausage butty. BALL RINGER: Fined by the police 700 baht for driving his motorcycle too slow. BIGGER NOSED BASTARD: Yakking during the circle. BIRD FLOOZY: Lying Leaver. Then inspected by Sir Chicken Fucker who diagnosed her as having bird flu, so a name change was given. FRENCH KATOEY: On his mobile phone during the circle. GOOSE: Lying Leaver. KEE MAH: Yakking during the circle. NO MORE CUM: Arrives in Pattaya with a skin problem, he gets a check up by Bird Flu Doctor Sir Chicken Fucker. He gets the all clear because no feathers sticking out his arse. PONCHO THE PERVERT: Mexican Judo Yellow belt throws his lady into the ice bucket and sends threatening sms messages to the GM. TEENY WEENY: Late arrival at the circle. |
| HASH CRASH | None |
| ANNIVERSARIES 5 |
FLYING FROG 400th Run Trophy FLYING FROG 400th Run T-Shirt SEAMAN STAINS 300th Run Mug FREE WILLY 200th Run Mug BIGGER NOSED BASTARD 050th Run |
| BIRTHDAYS 1 | SIR AIRHEAD: 22 Nov |
| NEW NAMES 3 |
Tracie Greygoose BIRD FLOOZY Changed Hash Name Prayoon Oommali COMES IN THE BUSH New Hash Name Rene Roger FUDGE PACKING FROG New Hash Name |
| OTHER EVENTS 5 |
FLYING FROG: Donated some PH3 shirts to the Okinawa
guys. FLYING FROG: Announces 1 minute silence to show respect for deceased hasher and good friend Bent Over Belgium. HUMUNGOUSLY INFECTED VAGINA: Visitor from Okinawa donated t-shirts to the raffle. MICKY MAOW: Winner of the 80,000th runner t-shirt. TEENY WEENY: Loses his hash shit status, only to regain it later. |
| GROUP EVENTS 3 |
FREE WILLY: WET SPOT: NO MORE CUM: HOMOCYCLIST: All
were found to be placing orders for sex toys from Free Willy's famous sex
catalogue. All Canadians: Iced because not one of them could speak that strange French language. All Americans: Iced whilst the happy birthday song was sung for Sir Airheads upcoming birthday. |
| MISMANAGEMENT | None |
| NEW HASH SHIT 1 | TEENY WEENY: Regains his hash shit status again due to showing disrespect during the 1 minute silence given for deceased hasher Bent Over Belgium. |
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RECEDING
HARELINE
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one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.
| Run # | Date | Hares | Happy Hour | |
| 1134 | 28 Nov | TIMMY TIGHT PANTS & FUCKING DOG | Scandi Bar | |
| 1135 | 05 Dec | FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD | TQ 2 | |
| 1136 | 12 Dec | FLYING BEANPOLE & FESTERING SQUID JAZZER | Miss Chivas | |
| 1137 | 19 Dec | FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, CARE BEAR & BOTTOMS UP | Jameson's | |
| 1138 | 26 Dec |
(The Christmas Run) T-Shirt run |
V.V. & BOTTOMLESS PIT | Patrick's |
| 1139 | 02 Jan | CRIMSON PENIS | O La La | |
| 1140 | 09 Jan | CLIT FACE & ARSE-HOLEO | Classroom 2 | |
| 1141 | 16 Jan | V.V. & RUDI VOELLER | TQ 1 | |
| 1142 | 23 Jan | Hares Needed | Scandi Bar | |
| 1143 | 30 Jan |
(The AGM Run) T-Shirt run |
Hares Needed | TQ 2 |
| 1144 | 06 Feb | FLYING FROG & FINI THE FAGGOT | Miss Chivas | |
| 1145 | 13 Jan |
(Valentines Run) T-Shirt run |
V.V., TADPOLE & MISS CHIVAS | Jameson's |
| 1146 | 20 Feb | SPAGHETTI HEAD | Patrick's | |
| 1147 | 27 Feb | Hares Needed | O La La | |
| 1148 | 06 Mar | Hares Needed | Classroom 2 | |
| 1149 | 13 Mar | Hares Needed | TQ 1 | |
| 1150 | 20 Mar |
(St Paddy's Run) T-Shirt run |
SEAMAN STAINS, CLIT FACE & ROTTWEILER | Scandi Bar |
Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.
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behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to
provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash.
Please help the Hash Bars. The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:
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