After last week SNakespeare's scribe something more simple Monday hash report. GM Frog called me to say he couldn't make because too busy ( maybe the BUFFALO flew?) Sign-up at Scandi's PONCHO doing his usual job with Mexican humour. Up to the bus and to the A-site, a strange ride along Muslim road (who's idea ? )  Big A-site, plenty of cars already parked (are there no more Cheap Charlie's ?) Anyway PONCHO got help from CLIT FACE so everything went well (not easy to sign-up with 121 runners) . Only 1 new pair shoes and hares F.S.JAZZER--FLYING BEANPOLE and VV told us paper white checks red and 45m run. As you might know I had a crash so I couldn't run but I walked with VV to make the ON-IN. Surprise SEAMAN STAINS appeared after 20 min. out of the bushes (GPS ?) followed by our 2 VETS SWEET BALLS (78) & RAMBO WW2 (75). People were grazing as usual around the a-site and yak yak. JELLO BUTT came in after 45min followed by a bunch of FRB. PONCHO arriba arriba told me I was the scribe (thanks amigo). Form a circle yelled our Sir C.F. time for the Raffle mistress SEAMAN SWALLOW Quick and good (not easy with 121 chickens). Anyway next our famous SIR AIRHEAD took over the circle and iced our hares.... KING YAO YAO told us it was a Sandy with no Beach run!!! Maybe his feet are too big yelled VV. TREE FROG in the Bucket for some reason no hash shirt? Some new names given by our BAD-GOOD R.A apparently no HASH TRASH or SHIT owners I'm out off here, where are the good old day SINNERS? SCF took over again and iced a lot of hashers I forgot why because I was talking with the BEER POLICE MEN, BIG WORM NOSED RING BASTARD. Next SEAMAN STAINS in charge and iced FINI and MISERABLE CUNT as surrogate sinners FROG and SPAGGY a vote was done and M.C. won it HASH TRASH. The GM surprised us with a STONES song ‘It's all over now’; ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE on the ice, seems he will become the new POPE. Hare's song.. JAZZER with his DUSTY CHOIR gave us a MANANA with ROD RINGWORM STEWART as lead dancer/singer. Tonight SPONSOR is ‘MISS CHIVAS BAR’.  Hash song by SS and up to Pattaya. On the way CRIMSON PENIS told me he thinks in another 15 years he will reach 50 runs, don't get desperate man maybe we can work something out amigo. Our lovely  TADPOLE waited for us to give us some good Food and Beers THANKS LADY'S ... another good hashing afternoon yep it's good to be back.

The one and lonely FINI