Well it's great to be back to PH3, after doing Hamersley's Xmas run also the usual chock & block Bus load of hashers for this time of the year, had to get an extra baht bus and off to the A-site. We got lots of kids around looking forward to meet Santa later, the GM calls in the circle and deal with the new shoes 2 lots incl. yours truly and the Hares VV and BOTTOMLESS PIT to explain about the run, I took a leisurely stroll due the nights of serious partying. Not a bad trail compared with last years shit run. Back to the A-site, lots of kids are playing with rude balloons and kittens running around.
FLIPPER putting on a good BBQ and she made me a great burger. The GM calls the circle first and the Hares on the ice, ask everybody about the run, "good run so far" Next up is raffle mistress SUN FLOWER and icing noisy hashers as she calls out the lucky numbers. Then the bad RA SIR AIRHEAD calls in the Hares on the ice, they done very well, good shirt, good run and good A-site etc… FREE WILLY joined the hares to remind us of last year when kid's get lost in the dark and the horrible shirt and run. I reckoned he deserved the ice sandwich! Next a Frenchman, who back home is a trucky and transports Arabs, for that the RA named him "GARBAGE COLLECTOR" GM calls in the visitors to welcomes them to the PH3. Santa came in to give the kids all the goodies and there were lots of happy faces even I got something for when I set off on my next Hash adventure. JAZZER yells in the Choir incl. myself for that great Xmas song "Jingle Bells" and what a great effort we've done! Next GM FLYING FROG call in all the baldies and CRIMSON PENIS with a great solution to get your hair back again, where was SPAGHETTI HEAD? Next all the virgins in with their sponsors. PONCHO in with some cracks to ask them what they get from their boyfriends for Xmas. In comes SIR CHICKEN F**R, icing FOWL F**R got that big scar on his face, sounds like he got very drunk and hit his head on his exhaust, also all the Xmas shirts on in from the past years and fishes back to 1996 classic shirt, 3-4 of us happens to be wearing them. Santa on the back getting a bl….b and a kid asking if Santa has come yet? I treasure that shirt!!! Then we all do the hockey pokey, what a laugh. GM FLYING FROG calls in SIR CHICKEN F**R on the ice and gives him a t-shirt with "KY FUCK CHICKEN" on the front, good one mate! Finally the Hares in with their 35 years old German Song (Old China Bong) and I call the Hash Hymn and board the disco bus to Miss Chivas Bar for tucker and lots more amber liquid, well done TADPOLE and MISS CHIVAS!

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