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In Memoriam  With deep regret we have to announce the death of a fellow Hasher FLYING SHEEP SHAGGER (Richard Bennett). He died on 16 Dec. 2005 of a pancreas disease in Toulouse, France. Our condolences go to his family and friends. |
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RUN # 1142 Monday Jan 23rd, 2006 MISS DIRECTIONS: Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 14:45-15:20 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change. Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 15:30 (3:30) Hares: FUCKING DOG & ARSE HOPPER Happy Hour at: Scandi Bar |
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| The Mis-management + Meetings minutes | Outstation Run Jan 2005 |
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Jan 16. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here. |
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Dec 27. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here, |
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Jan 16. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here. |
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Scribe report for Run 1141
| Hare(s): | VV & RUDI VOELLER | 124 Runners |
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Well fellow hashers here we are once again on the hash, well first off on arriving to the hash site, Woosies ball washer riding with me comments that it looks like lion territory in Africa ,hot dusty and flat probably going to be a runners run and I quite readily agreed. Tonight it started out great with the circle being called quickly and new shoes dealt with and then Vivi with a quick no nonsense white paper and check and ft’s red and we were off. Well Woosies ball washer was right it was a long run and lots of sand for the hard running people that we all are. Well done Vivi and Rudi. Pretty steady running until I came across a fellow hash girl fallen down and noticing everyone running on I stopped to ask if she was alright and upon a reply of yes I carried on and in to the a site. At which I noticed that a frog (literally) was the first to be iced. Then Flying Frog calls the circle and ices the 6 late comers Karamba, Drippy and BNB as usual. Then all agree that Vivi has done another good run being the veteran that he is. Ah Seamen Swallow gotta love that name holds a raffle with lots of prizes 5 wow and for all those hashers. On to the bad r a Airhead who receives the biggest bottle of beer I've ever seen and then starts to use his authority and ices short cutters and hares and brings in a young French man who it seems is a cheap Charlie when it comes to paying for beer at 7/11 stores and whips his little dick out and starts slapping it on the counter top looking for pity. I suppose and is then named Franky goes to 7/11.then he brings in 3 ladies and names them Heineken Honey and Ice Cream and Crimson Rose without even making them sit on ice ,we've got to start seeing a little more skin girls to keep with the hash tradition. Then a new r/a is introduced a women, No panties nice to see until she ices me for not actually picking the girl up won't happen again no panties. Then the nice r/a is in and ices Vivi as it seems his wife quit her daytime cooking job to come on the run for the first time in a year, then all the French for not coming to the rescue of the first frog iced in the bucket. Then makes a French woman sit in the bucket for not coming in the circle when all the French were called. A good song for the fat bastards for trying to get away with not paying for a hamburger. Back to the grand master for the boring shite, returnees, virgins, visitors Kowloon cousin and Bali bomber I think there names were. Until he spots another circle in progress and ices them for doing so I was wondering where that funny smell was coming from oh and once again I'm iced for having fast legs and small lungs I'm going to have to get that big lunged old fart to pick up the pace a little, then Vivi sits on the ice while his fellow hare a German sings a song in German only he can understand, probably cursing the rest of us. Winding it out is the hash hymn and a rush for the bus and the vehicles and off to the TQ for some really yummy hot dogs. Well folks that pretty much raps up another good run hope you all enjoyed the beer and food cheers until next Monday.
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some of the Stats for the Year 2005
Average runners per run during the months of
Dec since 1984.
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Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
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HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 89 |
4 Wassila Begand: 2 Werner Ehrle: 5 Berset Fernand: 4 Robert Jeangeot: 5 Paavo Koivukangas: 6 Tin Kumprachom: 6 Top Kumprachom: 9 Pino Mancini: 4 Kalcruo Pietarila: 14 Pattama Pratumtiem: 3 Mon Puisaeng: 10 Yenjit Srikoa: 4 Lilly U-banon: 2 Christian Welte: 6 Rolf Zepnek: 116 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 80 APPLE PIE: 278 ARSE HOPPER: 192 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 72 BALL RINGER: 109 BARBIE DOLL: 102 BAZIL: 58 BELL END: 24 BLACK CRAB: 155 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 137 BOW WOW: 247 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 44 CHICKEN LEGS: 299 CHICKEN NUGGET: 330 CLIT FACE: 26 CRACK MY COCCYX: 31 CRIMSON PENIS: 136 DERELICK: 37 DIZZY: 135 DR. DICK: 364 DR. PINKY: 278 DRIPPY: 82 FESTERING WHALE DICK SUCKER: 198 FLIPPER: 8 FRANKY GOES TO 7/11: 209 FREE WILLY: 268 FUCKING DOG: 16 FUDGE PACKING FROG: 456 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 72 ICY DAVIDSON: 27 JAIL BAIT: 52 JATINGJA: 80 KEE MAH: 612 KING YAO YAO: 23 KNICKERLESS: 58 KNOB MARLEY: 3 LES-B-FRIENDS: 127 LORD LUCAN: 164 MIDNIGHT STAR: 214 MISERABLE CUNT: 26 MISS COCONUTS: 32 MR. WALDORF: 131 NURSE DICK: 168 ODD-JOB: 22 PEAR SHAPED: 107 PELER: 213 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 64 PUPPY: 195 QUEEN STELLA: 186 RAMBO WW2: 150 RAMBOWLING: 42 RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER: 191 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 49 REAR GUNNER: 274 ROTTWEILER: 71 RUB HER DICK: 38 RUDI VOELLER: 309 SEAMAN STAINS: 96 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 911 SIR AIRHEAD: 731 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 575 SIR FESTER: 536 SIR SWEETBALLS: 138 SKIING FINN: 50 SNOOPY: 344 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 27 SWEET PUSSY: 31 TIMMY TIGHT PANTS: 30 TINKERBELL: 36 TIT PULLER: 20 VELCRO: 300 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 206 WANK-KING: 69 WANK-KING'S WANKER: |
| RETURNEES 30 |
4 Erica Tauvon: 50 ANAL CHEESE: 159 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 15 CLEOPATRA: 42 COCK-A-LEAKY: 8 COMES IN THE BUSH: 7 CRIMSON ROSE: 204 FINI THE FAGGOT: 409 FLYING FROG: 174 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 25 HEINEKEN HONEY: 16 HURRY UP AND DIE: 26 ICE CREAM: 137 KARAMBA: 110 KIDNEY BEAN: 65 KIDNEY STONE: 155 KILL BENNY: 13 LONE WOLF: 233 MRS. HEAD: 141 RAINBOW: 81 RED ARSEHOLE: 6 SCARLET: 121 SEAGULL SHIT: 603 SIR FOSSIL: 234 TADPOLE: 239 TAMPAX: 17 TIGER SHARK: 59 TURD BURGLAR: 91 TWO TIME: 23 WOO WOO'S BALLWASHER: |
| LEAVERS | None |
| VISITORS 2 |
(4) GRAVEN IMAGE: Lion City Hash, Singapore. |
| VIRGINS 3 | Lek Fink: Nok Warnapa: Pet Nida: |
| SINNERS 9 |
FRANKY GOES TO 7/11: Produces his dick in a 7/11 store
when he was short 5 baht to pay for his drink. GERMAN SHEPHERD: Leaves a woman in distress on the run so that he can keep up with the pack. BOTTOMLESS PIT: Forgets to load the ice bucket on the beer truck for last weeks Bush run, apparently he likes to sit in it whilst watching TV. VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: Cheap Charlie. Sends his wife out to work so he doesn't have to pay for her on the hash. SKIING FINN: Throws sticks at the GM during the run in order to slow him down. BIG NOSED BASTARD: Still in pain after Man Utd got stuffed 3-1 by Man City. Wassila Begand: Ice bucket treatment for sitting down during the circle. Rolf Zepneck: Cheap Charlie. He tries to get away without paying for his hot dog. HURRY UP AND DIE: No Hash T-shirt. |
| HASH CRASH 1 | JATINGJA: Goes arse over tit several times due to the trip wires around the lunar landing a-site. |
| ANNIVERSARIES 4 |
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 300 Runs RAMBOWLING: 150 Runs ANAL CHEESE: 50 Runs SNOOPY: 50 Runs |
| BIRTHDAYS | None |
| NEW NAMES 4 |
Franky Fournet 'FRANKY GOES TO 7/11' New hash name. Tong Gasee 'ICE CREAM' New hash name. Laddah Tumporn 'HEINEKEN HONEY' New hash name. Sriwanna U-banon 'CRIMSON ROSE' New hash name. |
| OTHER EVENTS 2 |
SIR AIRHEAD: Presented with a huge bottle of German
beer by the German Rudi Voeller. KNICKERLESS: Runs the circle for a while as the Beautiful RA. |
| GROUP EVENTS 8 |
1. VELCRO: RED ARSEHOLE:
WANK-KING'S WANKER: TAMPAX: KARAMBA: DRIPPY: BIG NOSED BASTARD: The late
comers for the circle were duly iced. 2. DERELICK: SEAGULL SHIT: KARAMBA: RUB HER DICK: ICY DAVIDSON: RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER: All the short cutters and members of the woosy club. 3. BIG NOSED BASTARD: GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: WANK-KING'S WANKER: KNICKERLESS: Knickerless holds a quiz with these intelligent gentlemen and they all failed miserably. 4. COCK-A-LEAKY: HEINEKEN HONEY: The new proud owners of a baby girl 'Amy'. 5. VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: FINI THE FAGGOT: Yakking away in French language during the circle about their favourite French Military defeat. 6. FINI THE FAGGOT: FLYING FROG: CLEOPATRA: A Saturday evening out on the town trying to get the GM pissed. 7. SIR AIRHEAD: RED ARSEHOLE: SEAGULL SHIT: ICY DAVIDSON: RATSO-EEL-SNIFFER: Private circle helping to solve the worlds problems. 8. REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: TURD BURGLAR: MISERABLE CUNT: BAZIL: ARSE HOPPER: The noisy ones during the circle. |
| MISMANAGEMENT | None |
| NEW HASH SHIT | None |
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| Run # | Date | Hares | Happy Hour | |
| 1142 | 23 Jan | ARSE HOPPER & FUCKING DOG | Scandi Bar | |
| 1143 | 30 Jan |
(The AGM Run) T-Shirt run |
MISERABLE CUNT, RAINBOW & SIR CHICKEN FUCKER |
TQ 2 |
| 1144 | 06 Feb | FLYING FROG & FINI THE FAGGOT | Miss Chivas | |
| 1145 | 13 Feb |
(Valentines Run) T-Shirt run |
V.V., TADPOLE & MISS CHIVAS | Jameson's |
| 1146 | 20 Feb | SPAGHETTI HEAD & SINGAPORE SUCKER | Patrick's | |
| 1147 | 27 Feb | ARSE HOPPER & FUCKING DOG | O La La | |
| 1148 | 06 Mar | Hares Needed | Classroom 2 | |
| 1149 | 13 Mar | V.V. & MR. SHEEN | TQ 1 | |
| 1150 | 20 Mar |
(St Paddy's Run) T-Shirt run |
SEAMAN STAINS, CLIT FACE & ROTTWEILER | Scandi Bar |
| 1151 | 27 Mar | Hares Needed | TQ 2 | |
| 1152 | 03 Apr | Hares Needed | Miss Chivas | |
Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.
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All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to
behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to
provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash.
Please help the Hash Bars. The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:
Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid. |
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Are you a Virgin Hare...in Pattaya ? You might want to know a few things. We have created a very simple page (quick loading) for you to get the 'rules'. There is also other information on that page. Use the below links: 2. Scribe 3. Haring a Run |
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers |
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It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash
other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers
has been changed as of July 2000. Updated September 2005: |
Upcoming International & Local Hash Events
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Contact Information |
| Apr 22nd 2006 | Pattaya Full Moon 17th Annual Kneewalk | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 14-22. 2006 | Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 21st 2006 | Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run (evening) | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 27-29. 2006 | Interhash 2006 | Chiang Mai Thailand | http://www.chiangmai2006.com |
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