Monday again and time to pack my running gear. Not so this Monday when a leg injury keep me away from the trail. When we arrived at the a-site something to remember? Oh yes I did set my first PH3 run from this a-site almost 100 runs ago with one of today’s hares. Will they go anti clockwise again? Are You Sure early arrival. Just seconds after he locked his car he was heard swearing. Forgot the keys inside the car. Surprisingly he got on to tell that this was 2^nd time this week, no real surprise to us. Assisted by Timmy Tight Pants and Festering Whale Dick Sucker the problem was solved. Are You Sure is now looking for hashers who come regularly and can take care of his spare key.
GM Flying Frog announcing the circle. The election for GM is coming up next week and there will be 2 candidates, Free Willy and himself. All hashers who have either done a total of more than 200 runs or 20 runs in 2005 will be given a voting slip at next weeks sign up. There is still a vacant position for hash cash, anyone interested contact the GM. Some new shoes are dealt with before the hares; Arse Hopper and Fucking Dog come into the circle to tell about the run. Usual white paper, red checks/FT some dog’s (what can you expect) at the end of the run and no barbed wire, The King should be safe then. 1^st in was Lord Lucan in his pink pants after just 13min. Was it that kind of run again. The notorious short cutter Miserable Cunt followed shortly after so still open, Texas Camel Fucker came strolling back from his journey “Good Paper”. Then the real runners (usual FRB’s) were back, German Shepherd, Woo 2 Ballwasher and Skiing Finn in about half an hour. Some of the runners were confused by the FT’s and there were also said to be old paper in the area misleading the pack. No Trucking Idea went on to say that the tractor spotted in the area had destroyed part of the run by plowing away the paper. Timmy Tight Pants, a usual front runner, came back in the middle of the pack this time and complained he couldn’t sort it out because the paper was gone. It broke out a heated debate with him and the hare Arse Hopper, which had them both to walk the trail again. Just before dark the two stubborn ones were back. Arse Hopper words were that the locals had moved the paper and destroyed a check. Then Timmy Tight Pants had peace in his soul and could leave the a-site.
Sir Airhead walked around and baptized the tribe’s, Fucking Dog’s tribe and the slap a hole tribe. Inside info from the Fucking Dog’s tribe said the run was 6km. This distance was measured without using GPS rather by other means.
GM called the circle and iced Drippy, Texas Camel Fucker and Cock-A-Leaky for late coming. Do you know that you might experience hearing problem if drinking Heineken? Dr. Pinky iced himself when Cock-A-Leaky’s name was announced. Bottomless Pit was then iced, eehh he had to sit down outside the ice were the bucket used to be…. He forgot the bucket in the ice shop when loading the beer truck. Run discussion: Franky goes to 7/11: Very dangerous, Knob Marley: To many cattle, Harry Potter: Chaotic, others shouted good run or confusing paper. Raffle Mistress Seaman Swallow then with her 9 prizes amongst them a well used pair of sandals won by Black Crab. One of the winners, a young French national, couldn’t understand English so Raffle Mistress offered to take him home and teach him. The bad RA Sir Airhead then iced Fucking Dog and his sidekick Arse Hopper. Most of the runners had now had enough beer and felt relaxed and it was given a good run verdict. Sir Airhead also remembered how Fucking Dog got his name 6 years ago. He came back from the run and started to fight with fellow Norwegians. The RA  then called all the Germans and thanked them for the beer provided last week and he even announced the German beer to be the best in the world? Derelick was awarded the hash trash for dropping plastic on his run around the beer truck. Old timers on ice. Derelick was present at run #9 whereas The Pope was present at #7. Jorgen Jernes was in for a name. As he is doing business with Karamba and a professional diver there were several “diving” names coming up before some guys around the beertruck shouted Karamba’s Bum Boy in the last minute. Anniversaries included Are You Sure 100 runs, Chicken Nugget 300 runs (6 years on the hash), how old is he? ANFI was finally given his mug which has occupied storage space the last 2 years. Clit Face 50 hared runs T-shirt. Jatingja ran over to join CF on the ice. Must be one of / if not the youngest ice sitter in PH3 history.
Butterfly Tiger lead the women’s choir in a beautiful song which the title slipped me. A tired hasher, Mother’s Finest was sitting down on one of the trucks and was called to sit on the ice instead. “I don’t care, I can sit all night” Fini The Fagott lost his 200 award mug in Linda bar but this was found by another hasher and given back to him (probably a safe place to loose things). Happy birthday to Wassila Begand who is ? years today. Finally Turd Burglar was iced for taking a 3 hole Katoey home due to his snake allergy. Hash Hymn and off to Scandi bar were the 60 or so hashers had a variety choice of good food. Thanks Pegleg.

On On
Peler