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HASH SHEET - RUN 1143


The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 1st March 2006
in
Patrick's at 4:30 pm.

Previous points discussed


Next T-shirt Run is:
The Valentine Run
13th February 2006

 

 

 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1144 Monday Feb 6th, 2006


MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 14:45-15:20 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 15:30 (3:30)


Hares: 

FLYING FROG & FINI THE FAGGOT


 Happy Hour at: Miss Chivas Bar

 

Directions to the A-site:
Drive south along Sukhumvit for 12.7 Km. Turn left and drive along Phoenix Golf Club Road for 3.4 Km to (HHH). Turn left and follow this road for 300 Metres to a-site on the right.

 


 


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The Mis-management + Meetings minutes Outstation Run Jan 2005
Jan 30.  200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
Jan 31.  50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
Jan 30.  10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

In Memory of Wayne Tishburn 'Hash Groupie' 

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Scribe report for Run 1143

Hare(s): SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, MISERABLE CUNT & RAINBOW   135 Runners

A great turn out for the AGM run, a good A-site, a nice wide open space as more and more cars arrived, we watched as the bus went flying by the a-site due to the very small HHH sign and no Hares on the bus. It finally came back and unloaded the masses only to get stuck in the sand up to its axles when doing his 18 point turn, even when there was around 100 people pushing and shoving it wouldn’t move. So while we were out on the run, the hares had a big truck pull it out for just 500 Baht.
New shoes where dealt with and the Hares CHICKEN F**R, RAINBOW and MISERABLE CUNT told us about the run, NO dogs, NO tapioca but millions of cows, quite a good run with good F/T’s. The FRB’s were in about 35/40 minutes, the rest about 50 minutes. A good area, NO hills, NO swamps and not too long.
After a long yak yak period the GM called in the circle. The first thing on the agenda was “the vote for the new GM 2006”; it was a very close call with FREE WILLY in the running, but the FLYING FROG won by a few hops. FREE WILLY was iced for being the challenger. Then it was time for the lovely raffle mistress SEAMAN SWALLOW. Then the old mismanagement thanked for doing a great job.
SIR AIRHEAD in to do his thing, icing DERELICK and gave him a new t-shirt with “I love my penis” on it, also a huge condom which he blew up later to the size of a dustbin. An Italian was named “LINGUINI WEENY”. KBB iced for something, F**G DOG and family iced for a birthday. Returnees in, too many to mention. Then JELLO BUTT gets the circle as a good RA, think was doing a great job, icing all the past GM’s and GM’s from other Hashes, but I couldn’t hear a thing as there was too much talking going on around me. About 15 people were iced for running trough cattle instead of walking. Anniversaries done, the Hares song, all Aussies on the ice, then the Germans. Pots on the floor for the Hash Hymn and ON ON to the TQ2 for even some more beer and goodies. Another great Monday run.

ON ON
T4


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STATS REPORT 

Checkout some of the Stats for the Year 2005

Average runners per run during the months of Jan since 1984.


The chart above shows the highest PH3 January attendance of all time.

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs

HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 90

2 Fabrice Exertier: 8 Kjell Gronholdt: 6 Robert Jeangeot: 2 Roger Minge: 5 Snong Nuenthong: 6 Kalcruo Pietarila: 5 Mon Puisaeng: 4 Jim Purchase: 2 Jeab Seenro: 54 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA: 8 AIRHEAD: 118 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 82 APPLE PIE: 101 ARE YOU SURE: 280 ARSE HOPPER: 194 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 189 ARSE-HOLEO: 60 BABY WIPES: 74 BALL RINGER: 111 BARBIE DOLL: 104 BAZIL: 60 BELL END: 56 BIGGER NOSED BASTARD: 26 BLACK CRAB: 157 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 74 BOTTOMS UP: 139 BOW WOW: 249 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 46 CHICKEN LEGS: 301 CHICKEN NUGGET: 17 CLEOPATRA: 332 CLIT FACE: 44 COCK-A-LEAKY: 138 DERELICK: 137 DR. DICK: 366 DR. PINKY: 2 EGG LOG: 84 FESTERING WHALE DICK SUCKER: 206 FINI THE FAGGOT: 200 FLIPPER: 411 FLYING FROG: 10 FRANKY GOES TO 7/11: 211 FREE WILLY: 270 FUCKING DOG: 18 FUDGE PACKING FROG: 176 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 27 HEINEKEN HONEY: 74 ICY DAVIDSON: 54 JATINGJA: 8 KARAMBA'S BUM BOY: 73 KATOYS BLOW BEST: 82 KEE MAH: 614 KING YAO YAO: 60 KNOB MARLEY: 5 LES-B-FRIENDS: 11 LINGUINI WEENY: 129 LORD LUCAN: 166 MIDNIGHT STAR: 216 MISERABLE CUNT: 34 MR. WALDORF: 68 NO TRUCKING IDEA: 133 NURSE DICK: 170 ODD-JOB: 109 PELER: 215 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 66 PUPPY: 197 QUEEN STELLA: 143 RAINBOW: 188 RAMBO WW2: 152 RAMBOWLING: 193 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 276 ROTTWEILER: 8 SCARY PUSSY: 311 SEAMAN STAINS: 98 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 913 SIR AIRHEAD: 733 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 577 SIR FESTER: 538 SIR SWEETBALLS: 140 SKIING FINN: 52 SNOOPY: 88 TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 324 THE POPE: 33 TIMMY TIGHT PANTS: 38 TIT PULLER: 61 TURD BURGLAR: 18 UP AND DOWN DICK: 302 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 208 WANK-KING: 25 WOO WOO'S BALLWASHER:

RETURNEES 35

15 Terje Borge: 14 Pra-yurn Chokbanthid: 9 Holger Essig: 2 Serge Lebrun: 3 Herve Melotte: 9 Neatnapa Nuenthong: 11 Yenjit Srikoa: 3 John Wilson: 51 ANAL CHEESE: 110 CARE BEAR: 77 DAFT VADER: 312 DR. THRUSH: 324 EWOK: 244 FESTERING STREAKER: 7 GRUMPY: 169 HANNIBAL LECTER: 28 JAIL BAIT: 61 JELLO BUTT: 28 JELLY BUM: 138 KARAMBA: 33 KY KEV: 17 LASSIE: 14 LONE WOLF: 27 MISS COCONUTS: 59 MR. SHEEN: 31 MR. STATLER: 37 NAUGHTY NAT: 82 RED ARSEHOLE: 192 RINGWORM: 345 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 240 TAMPAX: 440 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 127 THE GUZZLING GRINCH: 92 TWO TIME: 70 WANK-KING'S WANKER:

LEAVERS None
VISITORS 6

(2) DRIBBLE DICK Ao tou H3, China
(1) SHIGGY Ao tou H3, China
(3) SPEEDY GONZALES Ao tou H3, China
(23) PEAR SHAPED LA Union Hash, Philippines
(24) KNICKERLESS Lion City Hash, Singapore
(1) Yom Yoim Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand

VIRGINS 4 Claude Mourard: Li Qian: Alex Remmele: Gewalin Srikoa:
SINNERS 18 FESTERING STREAKER: Late for the circle.
FREE WILLY: Allegedly bribing the girls with 100 Baht for their votes.
FREE WILLY: Trying to claim a raffle prize without the winning ticket.
RED ARSEHOLE: Mouthing off to Seaman Swallow during the raffle.
SEAMAN STAINS: Lets his wife bring two of her friends to the hash, lends them T-shirts and doesn't even sign them up for the run because they will never be back!
KEE MAH: Yakking too much during the circle.
PELER: For looking too much like Piss Uphill.
DERELICK: For being a Lying Leaver Last week.
DERELICK: For blabbing all the time to the girls about the size of his manhood. He was presented with an 'I Love My Penis' T-shirt and an extra large condom.
SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: As a hare, he allowed the bus to come into the circle area and get bogged down in the mud. This cost the hash 500 Baht to have a truck come and tow it out.
MISERABLE CUNT:
As a hare, he allowed the bus to come into the circle area and get bogged down in the mud. This cost the hash 500 Baht to have a truck come and tow it out.
CLEOPATRA: Tries to trade a rented motorcycle in for a brand new motorcycle.
FINI THE FAGGOT: Noisy during the circle.
FRANKY GOES TO 7/11:
Noisy during the circle.
WANK-KING:
Noisy during the circle.
THE GUZZLING GRINCH:
Noisy during the circle.
TERMINAL 4 SKIN:
Noisy during the circle.
ANAL CHEESE:
Noisy during the circle.
HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES 9 CLIT FACE: 50 Hared Runs Vase
SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 40 Hared Runs
KING YAO YAO: 600 Runs Vase
FLIPPER: 200 Runs
RAMBOWLING: 150 Runs Mug
BAZIL: 100 Runs Mug
JATINGJA: 50 Runs Mug
SNOOPY: 50 Runs Mug
ANAL CHEESE: 50 Runs Mug
BIRTHDAYS 1 LASSIE: 30th Jan
NEW NAMES 1 Pino 'LINGUINI WEENY' Mancini New Hash name.
OTHER EVENTS 4 JELLO BUTT: This weeks Good RA.
FREE WILLY: If your whale gets stuck in a river. Send for Free Willy.
FLYING FROG: Winner of the Election for Grand Master - 2006 with 34 votes.
FREE WILLY: Runner Up in the Election for Grand Master - 2006 with 25 votes.
GROUP EVENTS 4 1. FLYING FROG: FINI THE FAGGOT: SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: Ex PH3 Grand Masters.
2. KNICKERLESS: SEAMAN STAINS: CLIT FACE: ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: JELLO BUTT: RINGWORM: LORD LUCAN: Current Grand Masters of other Hashes.
3. All The French: Iced for running away when they approached cattle. They thought somebody had shouted WAR instead of WALK!
4. All The Germans: Iced and sang their National Anthem.
MISMANAGEMENT 26

FLYING FROG Grand Master
SEAMAN STAINS Joint Master
SIR AIRHEAD Religious Advisor
STEAMY LUMP Religious Advisor
SIR CHICKEN FUCKER Religious Advisor
PELER Hash Bookie
JELLO BUTT Hash Cash
PELER Sign-Up
CLIT FACE Run Records
PELER Run Records
CLIT FACE
Web Master/Public Relations
FLYING FROG
Hash Sheet Editor
BOTTOMLESS PIT Brew Master
SEAMAN STAINS Brew Master Assistant
MISERABLE CUNT Hare Raiser
BOTTOMLESS PIT Hash Piss
WANK-KING Hash Rags/T-shirt awards
SIR CHICKEN FUCKER Master of Music
SEAMAN STAINS Master of Music
SEAMAN SWALLOW Raffle Master
PEGLEG Hash Transport
ODD-JOB Hash Flash
DR. THRUSH Hash Quack
PELER On Site Records
CLIT FACE Hash Mug awards
SIR FOSSIL Hash Advisor

NEW HASH SHIT   None


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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1144 06 Feb FLYING FROG & FINI THE FAGGOT Miss Chivas
1145 13 Feb (Valentines Run)
T-Shirt run
V.V., TADPOLE & MISS CHIVAS Jameson's
1146 20 Feb SPAGHETTI HEAD & SINGAPORE SUCKER Patrick's
1147 27 Feb ARSE HOPPER & FUCKING DOG O La La
1148 06 Mar Hares Needed Classroom 2
1149 13 Mar V.V. & MR. SHEEN TQ 1
1150 20 Mar (St Paddy's Run)
T-Shirt run
SEAMAN STAINS, CLIT FACE & ROTTWEILER Scandi Bar
1151 27 Mar FLYING FROG & FRIEND TQ 2
1152 03 Apr V.V. Miss Chivas
1153 10 Apr Hares Needed Jameson's
1154 17 Apr (Songkran Run)
T-Shirt run
Hares Needed Patrick's
1155 24 Apr Hares Needed Scandi Bar(X)

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 

The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)

Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)

TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Patrick's Belgian Restaurant All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

2006
(subject to change)

#1145, 13 Feb - Valentines Run
#1150, 20 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1154, 17 Apr - Songkran Run
#1158, 15 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1161, 05 Jun - Open for new idea.
#1166, 10 Jul - Aussie Run
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure/Memoriam Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run
#1180, 16 Oct - Pre Ramble to Interhash Run
#1182, 30 Oct - Halloween Run
#1183, 06 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1190, 25 Dec - Christmas Run

2007
(subject to change)
#1195, 29 Jan - AGM Run

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It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated January 2006:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, FIVE BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY, BLACK CRAB,

 


Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

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Occasion

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Contact Information

Apr 22nd 2006 Pattaya Full Moon 17th Annual Kneewalk Thailand Clit Face
Oct 14-22. 2006 Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd Thailand Clit Face
Oct 21st 2006 Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run (evening) Thailand Clit Face
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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