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RUN # 1147 Monday Feb 27th, 2006 MISS DIRECTIONS: Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 14:45-15:20 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change. Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 15:30 (3:30) Hares: FUCKING DOG & ARSE HOPPER Happy Hour at: O La La |
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| The Mis-management + Meetings minutes | Outstation Run Jan 2005 |
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Feb 20. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here. |
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Jan 31. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here, |
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Feb 20. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here. |
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Scribe report for Run 1146
| Hare(s): | SPAGHETTI HEAD & SINGAPORE SUCKER | 115 Runners |
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O.K. lets start out this hash sheet with some words of
wisdom from the good R.A., STEAMY LUMP. "No Pain, No
Gain" Pretty deep stuff from the good one. I guess the G.M.
Flying Frog had it in for me because after giving
this job he put me in the ice bucket for not coming to
attention when the circled was called. At least I had
company as Fucking Dog was also yakking away. What
about the run? The Hares, Spag Head and Singapore
Sucker had a good "A" site, if a bit far out of town.
Most of the run was OK. I would take a bit of exception to
the middle of the run, as it was bushwhacked thru some dense
jungle with all kinds of low limps and trippy vines.
Overall a good run and I don't recall any calls for 'hash
shit'. Lets see, after the usual pre-circle activities our
raffle queen, Seaman Swallows starts the raffle. She
does a good job, as she is quick and carries out her task
with good humor. Oh yes I wanted to inform you or a rule,
that was passed on to me be Sir Chicken F..... If
you are over 60 yrs old and/or have over 500 runs, YOU have
the right to sit in a chair during the circle. My question
is does SIR C.F. qualify under BOTH categories? OK
continuing onto 'Frogs' on ice for Hash Trash in the
G.M.'s truck. Fini the Faggot got the hat for this
sin, but I suspect only because he was the leader of the
Back Bed Riders. The hares, Singapore Sucker and
Spag Head were iced but came away unscathed. BUT they
were quiet. BHC or does the Hash Quack have a new
name? Made his presence know when he blurted out "Concrete
Trees". At this point the Bad R.A. Sir Airhead asked
Karamba to tell the circle what he thought of the run
BUT in less than 10 words. I don't recall Karamba's
reply. Also the Bad R.A. lectures the hash about the HHH
signs, what color they are suppose to be, etc. I think he
qualified this with some comments about "in the old days”.
The Bad R.A. does have the most runs on the Monday Hash, so
I guess that gives him the right to lecture the young'ins.
Another casual observation I made was that the King Yao
Yao is a 2 FISTED drinker. Yes I saw this with my own
eyes, a beer bottle in each hand. Maybe that's why Queen
Stella didn't show up on the run with him. New name for
a Belgium, Wee-wee Watcher. The G.M. puts us
Americans on ice to defend our V.P. Cheney for trying to out
do our ex-President Bill Clinton, aka Slick Willy. The Good
R.A. Steamy Lump is iced for something. I didn't
catch why but maybe another chapter of the short people
story. Later when the good R.A. has the circle he ices the
Bad R.A. and Dr. Dick and presents the Bad R.A. with
PINK EYE GLASSES. I sort of lost the plot at this point so
will finish with, it was a good run and a better circle.
John Shithead II. |
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some of the Stats for the Year 2005
Average runners per run during the months of
Jan since 1984.
The chart above shows the highest PH3 January
attendance of all time.
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Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
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HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 84 |
8 Wassila Begand: 2 Tippawan Chuanin: 2 Thom Dowkes: 8 Lars martin Gjein: 7 Snong Nuenthong: 2 Cedric Nyffeler: 9 Kalervo Pietarila: 7 Jim Purchase: 4 Gewalin Srikoa: 57 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA: 11 AIRHEAD: 121 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 104 ARE YOU SURE: 283 ARSE HOPPER: 197 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 77 BALL RINGER: 114 BARBIE DOLL: 63 BELL END: 160 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 77 BOTTOMS UP: 142 BOW WOW: 50 CABBAGE HEAD: 112 CARE BEAR: 49 CHICKEN LEGS: 304 CHICKEN NUGGET: 335 CLIT FACE: 47 COCK-A-LEAKY: 80 DAFT VADER: 140 DR. DICK: 369 DR. PINKY: 315 DR. THRUSH: 327 EWOK: 87 FESTERING WHALE DICK SUCKER: 414 FLYING FROG: 13 FRANKY GOES TO 7/11: 214 FREE WILLY: 53 FUCKALAO: 273 FUCKING DOG: 10 GRUMPY: 30 HEINEKEN HONEY: 31 JAIL BAIT: 57 JATINGJA: 64 JELLO BUTT: 141 KARAMBA: 617 KING YAO YAO: 63 KNOB MARLEY: 14 LINGUINI WEENY: 49 LOBSTER QUEEN: 17 LONE WOLF: 169 MIDNIGHT STAR: 219 MISERABLE CUNT: 206 MISS CHIVAS: 15 MONA LISA: 34 MR. STATLER: 136 NURSE DICK: 26 PEAR SHAPED: 112 PELER: 218 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 69 PUPPY: 191 RAMBO WW2: 155 RAMBOWLING: 196 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 279 ROTTWEILER: 42 RUDI VOELLER: 11 SCARY PUSSY: 314 SEAMAN STAINS: 101 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 149 SINGAPORE SUCKER: 916 SIR AIRHEAD: 736 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 580 SIR FESTER: 541 SIR SWEETBALLS: 143 SKIING FINN: 55 SNOOPY: 348 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 230 STEAMY LUMP: 236 TADPOLE: 91 TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 14 TOO MUCH: 21 UP AND DOWN DICK: 305 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 211 WANK-KING: 72 WANK-KING'S WANKER: 6 WEE WEE WATCHER: |
| RETURNEES 20 |
3 Lek Fink: 13 Johan Hansen: 6 Paavo Koivukangas: 10 Neatnapa Nuenthong: 2 Mike Plowman: 7 Mon Puisaeng: 84 APPLE PIE: 28 BLACK CRAB: 251 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 10 COCKPIT COWBOY: 208 FINI THE FAGGOT: 457 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 75 ICY DAVIDSON: 31 IRREGULAR PERIOD: 98 JOHN SHITHEAD II: 84 KEE MAH: 156 KILL BENNY: 66 RETARD WANKER: 155 SALVATORE: 26 WOO WOO'S BALLWASHER: |
| LEAVERS 1 |
WEE WEE WATCHER: |
| VISITORS 6 |
(1) JOBLESS: Colombo Hash, Sri Lanka |
| VIRGINS 5 |
Chris Baker: Thomas Douglas: Noy Komsungneun: Brian Mccarthy: Jorgen Strom: |
| SINNERS 10 |
Thomas Douglas: Tried to claim raffle prize with
wrong ticket. |
| HASH CRASH | None |
| ANNIVERSARIES 4 |
FINI THE FAGGOT: 30 Hared Runs, T-shirt. CHICKEN NUGGET: 300 Runs Mug BUTTERFLY TIGER: 250 Runs Mug CABBAGE HEAD: 50 Runs |
| BIRTHDAYS | None |
| NEW NAMES 2 |
Herve Melotte WEE WEE WATCHER: New hash name Yenjit Srikoa TOO MUCH: New Hash name |
| OTHER EVENTS 1 |
SALVATORE: A Well respected member of the PH3. |
| GROUP EVENTS 3 |
Kalervo Pietarila, BELL END, BLACK CRAB, LOBSTER QUEEN & Tippawan Chuanin: Raffle winners.
All American’s:
Iced For Bill Clinton’s explanation about DICK CHENEY’S shooting
accident
All the Germans and all the French: Iced for hosting the world
cup and not having enough security.
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| MISMANAGEMENT | None |
| NEW HASH SHIT | None |
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HARELINE
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster
one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.
| Run # | Date | Hares | Happy Hour | |
| 1147 | 27 Feb | ARSE HOPPER & FUCKING DOG | O La La | |
| 1148 | 06 Mar | KEE MAH & FREE WILLY | Classroom 2 | |
| 1149 | 13 Mar | V.V. & MR. SHEEN | TQ 1 | |
| 1150 | 20 Mar |
(St Paddy's Whiskey River Run) T-Shirt run |
SEAMAN STAINS, CLIT FACE & ROTTWEILER | Scandi Bar |
| 1151 | 27 Mar | FLYING FROG & LONE WOLF | TQ 2 | |
| 1152 | 03 Apr | V.V. | Miss Chivas | |
| 1153 | 10 Apr | Hares Needed | Jameson's | |
| 1154 | 17 Apr |
(Easter Bunny Run) T-Shirt run |
SIR CHICKEN FUCKER | Patrick's |
| 1155 | 24 Apr | Hares Needed | Scandi Bar(X) | |
| 1156 | 01 May | Hares Needed | Classroom 2 | |
| 1157 | 08 May | SPAGHETTI HEAD | TQ 1 | |
| 1158 | 15 May |
(Norwegian Day Run) T-Shirt run |
ODD JOB | O La La(X) |
| 1159 | 22 May | Hares Needed | TQ 2 | |
Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.
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behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to
provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash.
Please help the Hash Bars. The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:
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It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash
other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers
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Upcoming International & Local Hash Events
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| Mar 4th 2006 | “The River Kwai Trophy 2006” Adventure Race | Thailand | http://www.riverkwaitrophy.com |
| Apr 1st 2006 | Bangkok H3 (men only) 1,500 th run | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Apr 22nd 2006 | Pattaya Full Moon 17th Annual Kneewalk | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 14-22. 2006 | Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 21st 2006 | Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run (evening) | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 27-29. 2006 | Interhash 2006 | Chiang Mai Thailand | http://www.chiangmai2006.com |
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