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The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
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Commencing Monday 13th March the bus departure time will be changed to 16:00 (4 PM) |
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RUN # 1148 Monday Mar 6th, 2006 MISS DIRECTIONS: Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 14:45-15:20 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change. Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 15:30 (3:30) Hares: KEE MAH & FREE WILLY Happy Hour at: Classroom 2 |
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| The Mis-management + Meetings minutes | Outstation Run Jan 2005 |
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Feb 27. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here. |
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Feb 28. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here, |
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Feb 27. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here. |
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Scribe report for Run 1147
| Hare(s): | ARSE HOPPER & FUCKING DOG | 115 Runners |
ue paso amigos, wuz up? Any late sign-ups? oops! That’s not my job anymore. As a matter of fact I don't do anything since my retirement last month. Gee, why am I so happy? Today’s run wasn't too far from town which made us all happy, except for 'the broke back mountain bus' & 'the broke back beer truck'. Big Swedish meatball Charlie Manson has returned in full style with his new look; 'the broke back mountain mouth' & a few missing teeth. I heard he had a boxing lesson with Sir Fester. Today’s theme, one could say is a 'broke back mountain' one for sure. The hares; Arse Hopper & F. Dog did a great job with the run. They just keep getting better & better. The only thing missing was the lovely Miss Coconuts. Great run guys! Probably your best & my first complete run since my retirement. On in @ 51 min. T-4 & I had a good chat coming in together after I found a great shortcut. Taking all things into consideration all went well according to plan thanks to our G.M. & his team. Free Willy had an announcement before the start of the run; " Black Crab, Black Crab". Wuz up with that ? We would have understood more if he had told us about the blue fox club in Tijuana. Our run was mostly flat with 1 0r 2 muddy spots, 1 dog, no cattle & no broke back mountains! So all in all it was nice & flat. The usual young bucks were out in front solving the checks for us very slow bastards. It looked like Jello Butt, Allah's Arsehole & German Shepherd were the f.r.b.'s with the Frog & I taking up the rear. This has nothing to do with our age. The circle was not broke back! The very sexy 'Ewok' was there in a very short mini skirt...'ka sway'. Kai made us all laugh with his hat contest & he gave the Frog a new green hat to go with his personality (rib-it, rib-it). Charlie Manson told us how the winter Olympics went & the Swedish meatballs won everything. How could that be? Maybe it's because they were born on ice. Wait a minute Mexico wins a ....... hmmmmm.... I’ll get back to you on that one. I think we won the muff divers golden meal. Actually I don't even know if I’m the official scribe. When I asked the Frog he just smiled but didn't make an announcement. Peler didn't give me a pen or clip board & Jello Butt just showed me 22 books of raffle tickets. Wuz up with that? So I’m warning you guys this may be a little short. I’ve already forgotten a 100 names but its ok because if you're important & or a sinner you're on the next page. Did you know that Fini the Faggot could sing in Spanish? He even dances a bit. We also saw VV with a broke back. Now the question is; did he get this before or after he & Free Willy were seen going into the movie 'Broke Back Mountain' together? Willy was heard saying " candy little boy?" Oh by the way the burgers were great, thanks ladies. They now have a delivery service as Rainbow brought me mine. Sir C.F. dinner on wheels! Always remember guys, the Monday night hash is the best value for all of us in the free world. You can even see Clit Face do his dance of the shaky knees in the circle. You guys are great & our ladies are beautiful.
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some of the Stats for the Year 2005
Average runners per run during the months of
Feb since 1984.
The chart above shows the highest PH3 February
attendance of all time.
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Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
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HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 83 |
3 Tippawan Chuanin: 4 Lek Fink: 14 Johan Hansen: 6 Martin Mitschke: 11 Neatnapa Nuenthong: 3 Cedric Nyffeler: 5 Gewalin Srikoa: 4 Yom Yoim: 58 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA: 12 AIRHEAD: 122 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 105 ARE YOU SURE: 284 ARSE HOPPER: 198 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 78 BALL RINGER: 12 BANGKA BLOWER: 115 BARBIE DOLL: 64 BELL END: 29 BLACK CRAB: 8 BOTTLE DICK: 161 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 78 BOTTOMS UP: 143 BOW WOW: 252 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 113 CARE BEAR: 50 CHICKEN LEGS: 305 CHICKEN NUGGET: 336 CLIT FACE: 48 COCK-A-LEAKY: 81 DAFT VADER: 141 DR. DICK: 328 EWOK: 88 FESTERING WHALE DICK SUCKER: 209 FINI THE FAGGOT: 415 FLYING FROG: 14 FRANKY GOES TO 7/11: 215 FREE WILLY: 54 FUCKALAO: 274 FUCKING DOG: 458 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 11 GRUMPY: 31 HEINEKEN HONEY: 76 ICY DAVIDSON: 32 IRREGULAR PERIOD: 58 JATINGJA: 65 JELLO BUTT: 85 KEE MAH: 157 KILL BENNY: 618 KING YAO YAO: 15 LINGUINI WEENY: 18 LONE WOLF: 170 MIDNIGHT STAR: 220 MISERABLE CUNT: 207 MISS CHIVAS: 6 MOUNTAIN GOAT SHIT: 35 MR. STATLER: 137 NURSE DICK: 113 PELER: 219 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 70 PUPPY: 192 RAMBO WW2: 156 RAMBOWLING: 197 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 67 RETARD WANKER: 280 ROTTWEILER: 43 RUDI VOELLER: 156 SALVATORE: 12 SCARY PUSSY: 315 SEAMAN STAINS: 102 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 150 SINGAPORE SUCKER: 917 SIR AIRHEAD: 737 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 581 SIR FESTER: 542 SIR SWEETBALLS: 144 SKIING FINN: 56 SNOOPY: 349 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 237 TADPOLE: 15 TOO MUCH: 22 UP AND DOWN DICK: 306 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 212 WANK-KING: |
| RETURNEES 25 |
5 Noi Angkana: 3 Susanna Lehmann: 106 BAZIL: 162 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 326 CHARLIE MANSON: 16 DIRT DIGGER: 40 DIZZY: 39 FISH FUCKER: 203 FLIPPER: 20 FUDGE PACKING FROG: 28 FUZZY LURE: 178 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 28 ICE CREAM: 35 KIKE COOKER: 27 KNICKERLESS: 19 LASSIE: 131 LORD LUCAN: 2 PUCKER BUSH: 200 QUEEN STELLA: 146 RAINBOW: 49 RUSTY RING HOLE: 8 SATAN'S WILLIE: 108 STUPID KRAUT KUNT: 443 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 40 TIT PULLER: |
| LEAVERS 5 |
Lek Fink: DR. DICK: FRANKY GOES TO 7/11: RUDI VOELLER: SINGAPORE SUCKER: |
| VISITORS 5 |
(1) Jimmy Jansson Bangkok Hash, Thailand |
| VIRGINS 2 |
Barb Atkinson: Jerker Eriksson: |
| SINNERS 10 |
Barb Atkinson: None icer. |
| HASH CRASH | None |
| ANNIVERSARIES 5 |
ARSE HOPPER: 20 Hared Runs FLIPPER: 200 Runs Mug QUEEN STELLA: 200 Runs SINGAPORE SUCKER: 150 Runs CHICKEN LEGS: 50 Runs |
| BIRTHDAYS 3 |
FRANKY GOES TO 7/11: 27 Feb |
| NEW NAMES | None |
| OTHER EVENTS 2 |
BIG NOSED BASTARD:
His team Manchester United won the Carling cup by beating Wigan 4-0. |
| GROUP EVENTS 6 |
1. RUDI VOELLER, STUPID KRAUT
KUNT, CHARLIE MANSON, FINI THE FAGGOT and FLYING FROG: Most beautiful
hat competition, won by FLYING FROG. 2. CHARLIE MANSON, SALVATORE, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER and KING YAO YAO: Famous PH3 faces. 3. ARSE-A-HOLIC, BAZIL, WANK-KING, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, PONCHO THE PERVERT and GERMAN SHEPHERD: Non icers. 4. FINI THE FAGGOT, RUDI VOELLER, HEINEKEN HONEY, FREE WILLY, ARE YOU SURE and Tippawan Chuanin: Raffle winners. 5. RUDI VOELLER, DR. DICK, BOTTOMLESS PIT, KIKE COOKER and Susanna Lehmann: Germany won the most gold medals in the Winter Olympic Games. 6. DIZZY, BANGKA BLOWER, LONE WOLF, BAZIL and SATAN'S WILLIE: Arse-Holeo's boyfriends.. |
| MISMANAGEMENT | None |
| NEW HASH SHIT | None |
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HARELINE
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster
one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.
| Run # | Date | Hares | Happy Hour | |
| 1148 | 06 Mar | KEE MAH & FREE WILLY | Classroom 2 | |
| 1149 | 13 Mar | V.V. & MR. SHEEN | TQ 1 | |
| 1150 | 20 Mar |
(St Paddy's Whiskey River Run) T-Shirt run |
SEAMAN STAINS, CLIT FACE & ROTTWEILER | Scandi Bar |
| 1151 | 27 Mar | FLYING FROG & LONE WOLF | TQ 2 | |
| 1152 | 03 Apr | V.V. | Miss Chivas | |
| 1153 | 10 Apr | Hares Needed | Jameson's | |
| 1154 | 17 Apr |
(Easter Bunny Run) T-Shirt run |
SIR CHICKEN FUCKER | Jasmine |
| 1155 | 24 Apr | Hares Needed | Scandi Bar(X) | |
| 1156 | 01 May | Hares Needed | Classroom 2 | |
| 1157 | 08 May | SPAGHETTI HEAD | TQ 1 | |
| 1158 | 15 May |
(Norwegian Day Run) T-Shirt run |
ODD JOB, PELER, FUCKING DOG, SIR FESTER, PISSED POLE DANCER |
O La La(X) |
| 1159 | 22 May | Hares Needed | TQ 2 | |
Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.
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The
following (8) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this
years Veterans Run. |
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BOW WOW, CHICKEN NUGGET, FUCKING DOG, PONCHO THE PERVERT, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SNOOPY, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING, |
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All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to
behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to
provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash.
Please help the Hash Bars. The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:
Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid. |
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers |
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It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash
other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers
has been changed as of July 2000. Updated February 2006: |
Upcoming International & Local Hash Events
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Date |
Occasion |
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Contact Information |
| Mar 4th 2006 | “The River Kwai Trophy 2006” Adventure Race | Thailand | http://www.riverkwaitrophy.com |
| Apr 1st 2006 | Bangkok H3 (men only) 1,500 th run | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Apr 22nd 2006 | Pattaya Full Moon 17th Annual Kneewalk | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 14-22. 2006 | Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 21st 2006 | Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run (evening) | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 27-29. 2006 | Interhash 2006 | Chiang Mai Thailand | http://www.chiangmai2006.com |
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