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HASH SHEET - RUN 1148

The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 5th April 2006
in Patrick's at 4:00 pm.

Previous points discussed


Next T-shirt Run is:
The St Paddy's Whiskey River Run
20th March 2006

 


On Saturday 25th March there will be a Hash Social & BBQ on the beach. Watch this space for details.

 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1149 Monday Mar 13th, 2006
MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
 Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00 (4 PM)
Hares: 

VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & MR. SHEEN


 Happy Hour at: TQ 1

 

Directions to the A-site:
Drive up Siam Country Club Road for 9 km, passing through the Archway. Turn right (HHH) and drive for 3.4 km, at the (HHH) sign go into a dirt road for 1 km, at the next (HHH) sign go left for 700 m, pass the polo field to the next (HHH) sign, go left for 100 m, A-Site on your left.

 


 

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The Mis-management + Meetings minutes Outstation Run Jan 2005
Mar 06.  200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
Feb 28.  50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
Mar 06.  10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

In Memory of Wayne Tishburn 'Hash Groupie' 

In Memory of PH3 Deceased Hashers

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Scribe report for Run 1148

Hare(s): FREE WILLY & KEE MAH   118 Runners

Well, here I am with a hangover like an elephants’ foreskin. Trying to write up all the stuff I managed to scrawl down during the run yesterday. It is proving rather difficult as I got so pissed with T4, Sir CF and the King afterwards. I am struggling… bear with me. Quite a good A-site, plenty of parking for the ever-increasing amount of cars we seem to have nowadays. Nice lake, just right for getting rid of that crack or mother in law you don’t like. I enjoyed a good walk while the real runners were out breaking checks and doing it properly. Came in to see Clit-Face giving boat rides for the kids, what a good dad. I asked a real runner, T4 about the run and in his words, shit, ok views and too much jungle. So I am glad I had that walk. Suckered in by the GM saying “did you miss the Hash?” “Sure” I said, “OK you are the scribe” Cheers mate…
Noticing the sandwich lady enterprises jeep was a buzz with Flipper and Co, I asked Chicken Legs if they were getting doors for the jeep with all the profits. Hmmph she said, John spent all the money on Lotto tickets or something like that. Good to see Salvatore and Charlie Manson back again, but Charlie, remember that chewing a young flange is easier on the teeth than an old bone… I have seen some strange outfits in my days but Miserable Cunt must take the prize for looking like an oversized lemon in his all yellow attire, I didn’t know you could bid for the used outfits from broke-back Mountain on E-bay. (Never trust a man who shaves his chest.)
The circle was called and as usual there is always some dick that is late, well he got his and his mate was also in the bucket for being number one Kineeow last week. Hares were iced and Barbie Doll won the whisky for her in-depth knowledge of Thai Flora. The sinners continued to be called, Icy Davidson and crew for having their own circle on top of the hill, then Ewok and the gang for their raised circle. Raffle went quite quick with Spag heads crack winning the first of the prizes; meanwhile he was looking after her kid only to have her run screaming into mum as he took his hat off and scared the crap out of her.  Seaman swallows was in the bucket for something, can’t recall. Finally Sir Airhead comes in to steer the mob back in line, icing Free Willy for dangerous ice. Then it was Steamy Lump and Fireman’s turn for being “Dangerous Workers” Returnees were called and Pinky says “is this Chang?” I would think a veteran beer drinker would know his brew. Why are we still having it anyhow? Steamy Lump takes the circle for his brand of religion, icing the GM for not getting Hash permission to get his girl up the stick. Now she has dropped and Frog says he has only known her for 6 months! Congrats to the GM anyhow. Redcoat fills the ice and sings a great rendition of “My sister Belinda” The crowd is warming up now. Poncho unceremoniously dumps Knickerless into the bucket after another Redcoat song “Spit or Swallow” Then he does the Aussies while delivering another song “Mincing Matilda” Good stuff.
Flying Frog back in to congratulate Spaghetti Head and VV for their milestones. 350 runs for Spag and 300 run shirt for VV. Sir CF in to ice T4 about something, doesn’t matter as this is a long term icing deal they have worked out over the years. Then Sir CF delivers a song the tune of “Paint it Black” and the crowd are pissing themselves as he does that dance of his. I can’t remember much more. I am sure everyone would have enjoyed themselves at Classroom 2, however as we were already lubed up and close to home, we proceeded to get even drunker at our local watering hole. Another great day had by all.

PS: Don’t forget we are having a Hash Day out, at the beach on the 25th of March. Anyone who has a big sun umbrella should bring it. More details to follow…. 

On On
Apples Turnover


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STATS REPORT 

Checkout some of the Stats for the Year 2005
Average runners per run during the months of Feb since 1984.


The chart above shows the highest PH3 February attendance of all time.

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs
HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 86

2 Barb Atkinson: 4 Tippawan Chuanin: 7 Martin Mitschke: 12 Neatnapa Nuenthong: 4 Cedric Nyffeler: 6 Gewalin Srikoa: 5 Yom Yoim: 59 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA: 13 AIRHEAD: 123 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 106 ARE YOU SURE: 285 ARSE HOPPER: 199 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 79 BALL RINGER: 13 BANGKA BLOWER: 116 BARBIE DOLL: 65 BELL END: 30 BLACK CRAB: 17 BORDERLINE: 9 BOTTLE DICK: 162 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 79 BOTTOMS UP: 144 BOW WOW: 114 CARE BEAR: 327 CHARLIE MANSON: 51 CHICKEN LEGS: 306 CHICKEN NUGGET: 337 CLIT FACE: 49 COCK-A-LEAKY: 82 DAFT VADER: 17 DIRT DIGGER: 329 EWOK: 89 FESTERING WHALE DICK SUCKER: 204 FLIPPER: 416 FLYING FROG: 216 FREE WILLY: 55 FUCKALAO: 275 FUCKING DOG: 21 FUDGE PACKING FROG: 29 FUZZY LURE: 459 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 179 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 12 GRUMPY: 32 HEINEKEN HONEY: 77 ICY DAVIDSON: 33 IRREGULAR PERIOD: 59 JATINGJA: 66 JELLO BUTT: 86 KEE MAH: 158 KILL BENNY: 619 KING YAO YAO: 28 KNICKERLESS: 16 LINGUINI WEENY: 19 LONE WOLF: 171 MIDNIGHT STAR: 221 MISERABLE CUNT: 208 MISS CHIVAS: 7 MOUNTAIN GOAT SHIT: 36 MR. STATLER: 114 PELER: 220 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 71 PUPPY: 201 QUEEN STELLA: 147 RAINBOW: 193 RAMBO WW2: 157 RAMBOWLING: 198 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 68 RETARD WANKER: 281 ROTTWEILER: 157 SALVATORE: 9 SATAN'S WILLIE: 13 SCARY PUSSY: 316 SEAMAN STAINS: 103 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 918 SIR AIRHEAD: 738 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 582 SIR FESTER: 145 SKIING FINN: 57 SNOOPY: 350 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 238 TADPOLE: 444 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 16 TOO MUCH: 23 UP AND DOWN DICK: 307 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 213 WANK-KING:

RETURNEES 26

2 Thomas Douglas: 8 Robert Jeangeot: 7 Paavo Koivukangas: 4 Nicole Nilsen: 8 Snong Nuenthong: 8 Mon Puisaeng: 2 Mark Smith: 14 APPLE SAUCE: 39 APPLE TREE: 143 APPLES TURNOVER: 65 COO COO COP: 84 DESI SWALLOW: 370 DR. PINKY: 316 DR. THRUSH: 34 FIREMAN: 170 HANNIBAL LECTER: 71 HONEY BUNNY: 99 JOHN SHITHEAD II: 36 MR. WALDORF: 10 MUFFIN: 138 REDCOAT: 123 SEAGULL SHIT: 133 SMILING BROWN SPIDER: 231 STEAMY LUMP: 326 THE POPE: 35 TIMMY TIGHT PANTS:

LEAVERS 4

Barb Atkinson: Thomas Douglas: GRUMPY: STEAMY LUMP:

VISITORS None
VIRGINS 6

Tore Gustavson: Soot Morya: Sawn Morya: Amanda Nilsen: Wan Panongwang: Marty Topham:

SINNERS 6

Paavo Koivukangas: Sleeping behind the cars and were late for the circle.
Martin Mitschke: Didn't buy a beer last week at the happy hour bar.
ARE YOU SURE: Disturbing the GM's circle.
FREE WILLY: Put the ice in the outskirt of the circle.
KEE MAH: Put the ice in the outskirt of the circle.
KEE MAH: Disturbing the GM's circle.
HASH CRASH 1 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: Trying to be clever he upends his new motorcycle and goes arse over tit.
ANNIVERSARIES 2 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 350 Runs
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 300 Runs T-shirt
BIRTHDAYS

None
NEW NAMES None
OTHER EVENTS 3

ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: Announcing the upcoming AGM run for the Pattaya Bush Hash taking place this coming Saturday.
FLYING FROG: Father to a newborn girl.
FREE WILLY: Presented a bottle of Spey Royale to BARBIE DOLL for knowing the name of the flower which could be found on the trail.
GROUP EVENTS 7

1. SEAGULL SHIT, ICY DAVIDSON, COCK-A-LEAKY, KING YAO YAO and MOUNTAIN GOAT SHIT: Make their own circle.
2. EWOK, HONEY BUNNY, TADPOLE, MISS CHIVAS, RAINBOW, QUEEN STELLA and CHICKEN LEGS: Make their own circle.
3. GRUMPY, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, LONE WOLF and JELLO BUTT: Leaning on the GM's car and making the alarm go off.
4. PONCHO THE PERVERT, KNICKERLESS, SIR AIRHEAD and EWOK: Serenaded by REDCOAT with "My Sister Belinda"
5. FIREMAN, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SEAMAN SWALLOW, DESI SWALLOW: Serenaded by REDCOAT with "Do you spit or do you swallow"
6. WANK-KING, PELER, CLIT FACE and VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: Misunderstanding in the mismanagement about Vietnamese Violator's survivor shirt.
7. TOO MUCH, RAINBOW, BARBIE DOLL, KILL BENNY, LINGUINI WEENY, MR. WALDORF, MISERABLE CUNT and UP AND DOWN DICK: Raffle winners.
MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT   None


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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1149 13 Mar VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & MR. SHEEN TQ 1
1150 20 Mar (St Paddy's Whiskey River Run)
 T-Shirt run		 SEAMAN STAINS, CLIT FACE & ROTTWEILER Scandi Bar
1151 27 Mar FLYING FROG & LONE WOLF TQ 2
1152 03 Apr VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & MR. WALDORF Miss Chivas
1153 10 Apr FUCKING DOG & PELER Jameson's
1154 17 Apr (Easter Bunny Run)
 T-Shirt run		 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER Jasmine
1155 24 Apr Hares Needed Scandi Bar(X)
1156 01 May FLYING FROG & FRIEND (Labour Day Run) Classroom 2
1157 08 May SPAGHETTI HEAD TQ 1
1158 15 May (Norwegian Day Run)
 T-Shirt run		 ODD JOB, PELER, FUCKING DOG,
SIR FESTER, PISSED POLE DANCER		 O La La(X)
1159 22 May Hares Needed TQ 2

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

The following (17) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
Please note: A T-shirt will be made available for sale to anyone on the Veterans Run. No free shirts this year.

ARSE HOPPER, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOW WOW, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, FREE WILLY, FUCKING DOG, JATINGJA, KING YAO YAO, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, PONCHO THE PERVERT, ROTTWEILER, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SNOOPY, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING,

 

Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 
The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)
Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)
TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Jasmine Hotel All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

2006
(subject to change)
#1150, 20 Mar - St Paddy's Whiskey River Run
#1154, 17 Apr - Easter Bunny Run - New
#1158, 15 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1163, 19 Jun - Midsummerfest Run - New
#1166, 10 Jul - Aussie Run
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure/Memoriam Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run
#1180, 16 Oct - Pre Ramble to Interhash Run
#1182, 30 Oct - Halloween Run
#1183, 06 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1190, 25 Dec - Christmas Run

2007
(subject to change)
#1191, 01 Jan - New Years Day Run
#1195, 29 Jan - AGM Run
#1197, 12 Feb - Valentines Run
#1202, 19 Mar - St Paddy's Run
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated February 2006:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, TWO BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY, BLACK CRAB, KNICKERLESS, EWE FUCKER, PEAR SHAPED,

 

Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

Date

Occasion

Country

Contact Information
Apr 1st 2006 Bangkok H3 (men only) 1,500 th run Thailand Clit Face
Apr 22nd 2006 Pattaya Full Moon 17th Annual Kneewalk Thailand Clit Face
Oct 14-22. 2006 Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd Thailand Clit Face
Oct 21st 2006 Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run (evening) Thailand Clit Face
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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