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HASH SHEET - RUN 1149

The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 5th April 2006
in Patrick's at 4:00 pm.

Previous points discussed


Next T-shirt Run is:
The St Paddy's Whiskey River Run
20th March 2006

 


On Saturday 25th March there will be a Hash Social & BBQ on the beach. Sign up with Sir Chicken Fucker. Map and prices etc should be in this weeks hash sheet.

 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1150 Monday Mar 20th, 2006
(St Paddy's Run)
MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
 Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00 (4 PM)
Hares: 

SEAMAN STAINS, CLIT FACE & ROTTWEILER


 Happy Hour at: Scandi Bar

 

Directions to the A-site:
Drive South along Sukhumvit for 9.5 Km. Turn left at Wat Huay Yai traffic lights and drive for 10.8 km to (HHH) on left. Turn left and follow dirt road for approx 200 metres to a-site.
 

 


 

Links to other PH3 pages

The Mis-management + Meetings minutes Outstation Run Jan 2005
Mar 13.  200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
Feb 28.  50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
Mar 13.  10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

In Memory of Wayne Tishburn 'Hash Groupie' 

In Memory of PH3 Deceased Hashers

Previous hash sheets

PH3 Photographs

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PH3 Humour

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Scribe report for Run 1149

Hare(s): VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & MR. SHEEN   136 Runners

Tuesday morning 5am!
Well I woke up Tuesday morning with no way to hold my head that didn’t hurt and the beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad so I had one more for desert. Then I fumble in my closet to find my cleanest dirty shirt, then I wash my face and comb my hear and stumble down the stairs to meet the day. I smoked my mind the night before with cigarettes and songs that I been picking but I left my purest and watch the small kids playing with a can that he was kicking. Then I walk a cross the street and cost the Tuesday’s smell of someone’s fried chicken, and lord it took me back to something that I lost somewhere somehow a long the way. On a Tuesday morning sidewalk I’m wishes lord that I was stone. Course there is something in the Tuesday that make my body feel alone and there is noting sure to die in that half a lonesome as the sound, of the sleeping city sidewalk and Tuesday morning coming down. In a park I sew a daddy with a leafing little girl that he was swinging and a stopped beside a Thai school and lessen to the song that they where singing. Then I head down the street and somewhere faraway lonely bell was ringing and it echo to the canyons like a dispersing dreams of yesterday. On a Tuesday morning sidewalk I’m wishes lord that I was stone, course there is something in the Tuesday that make my body feel alone, course there is something in the Tuesday that make my body feel alone and there is noting sure to die in that half a lonesome as the sound of the sleeping city sidewalk and Tuesday morning coming down.

Monday 3pm
New shoes, hares on in off they went, while me and Dr. Pinky shared a beer at the a-site and had a lovely sausage, that Chicken legs and Flipper had made, those girls really know how to cook. The runners was back in about 45 min, so it was a very normal Monday run, good laid what I heard and I better had to be, since VV had his 50 hare run at this evening, GET A LIFE OR A WIFE! Fucking Dog and his Norwegian gang was gathering around his car while Dog was telling stories a bout his ex life as a pimp in Norway, wonder if his new wife know about this? Free Willy tried to sell sex toys to the Thai girls and lure them in to the back sit of his car where he had lots of various dildos on display. That’s a really nasty guy and ugly as well but a good hasher. The small GM call for a circle and promptly iced two sinners, one faggot from Frisco and Are You Sure. Time for some raffle and the beautiful Seaman Swallow entered the circle, hmm I wish that I won her, but no way that Seaman Stains would raffle her off. Time for some RA and Sir Airhead or Mr. Monday with more than +900 runs started to ice various people just for fun. I wonder what the Monday hash would be with out Sir Airhead? My worst enemy and my best friend Tampax was iced next to Irregular Period and the ice turned into red, with out my help. Elvis “ Sir Chicken Fucker took over the circle and all the girls started to scream and yell while he sang are you lonesome tonight and moved his sexy body. Redcoat iced all the Nazi and sang Lily Marlene for them and we all started to remember the good old days when nobody was out of work. Goodbye Pattaya goodbye I’ll see you again but I don’t know when goodbye Pattaya goodbye.

The one and only
Charlie Manson


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STATS REPORT 

Checkout some of the Stats for the Year 2005
Average runners per run during the months of Feb since 1984.


The chart above shows the highest PH3 February attendance of all time.

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs
HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 94

9 Robert Jeangeot: 8 Paavo Koivukangas: 8 Martin Mitschke: 2 Sawn Morya: 2 Soot Morya: 2 Amanda Nilsen: 5 Nicole Nilsen: 13 Neatnapa Nuenthong: 9 Snong Nuenthong: 6 Yom Yoim: 60 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA: 14 AIRHEAD: 124 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 15 APPLE SAUCE: 40 APPLE TREE: 144 APPLES TURNOVER: 107 ARE YOU SURE: 286 ARSE HOPPER: 200 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 80 BALL RINGER: 14 BANGKA BLOWER: 117 BARBIE DOLL: 66 BELL END: 31 BLACK CRAB: 18 BORDERLINE: 10 BOTTLE DICK: 163 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 80 BOTTOMS UP: 145 BOW WOW: 115 CARE BEAR: 328 CHARLIE MANSON: 52 CHICKEN LEGS: 307 CHICKEN NUGGET: 338 CLIT FACE: 66 COO COO COP: 83 DAFT VADER: 85 DESI SWALLOW: 371 DR. PINKY: 317 DR. THRUSH: 330 EWOK: 205 FLIPPER: 417 FLYING FROG: 217 FREE WILLY: 276 FUCKING DOG: 22 FUDGE PACKING FROG: 460 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 180 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 72 HONEY BUNNY: 78 ICY DAVIDSON: 34 IRREGULAR PERIOD: 60 JATINGJA: 67 JELLO BUTT: 87 KEE MAH: 620 KING YAO YAO: 29 KNICKERLESS: 17 LINGUINI WEENY: 20 LONE WOLF: 172 MIDNIGHT STAR: 222 MISERABLE CUNT: 209 MISS CHIVAS: 8 MOUNTAIN GOAT SHIT: 37 MR. STATLER: 37 MR. WALDORF: 11 MUFFIN: 115 PELER: 221 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 72 PUPPY: 202 QUEEN STELLA: 148 RAINBOW: 194 RAMBO WW2: 158 RAMBOWLING: 199 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 139 REDCOAT: 69 RETARD WANKER: 282 ROTTWEILER: 158 SALVATORE: 10 SATAN'S WILLIE: 14 SCARY PUSSY: 124 SEAGULL SHIT: 317 SEAMAN STAINS: 104 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 919 SIR AIRHEAD: 739 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 583 SIR FESTER: 146 SKIING FINN: 134 SMILING BROWN SPIDER: 58 SNOOPY: 239 TADPOLE: 445 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 327 THE POPE: 36 TIMMY TIGHT PANTS: 24 UP AND DOWN DICK: 308 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 214 WANK-KING:

RETURNEES 29

9 Wassila Begand: 2 Sayan Bunrud: 9 Lars martin Gjein: 9 Kjell Gronholdt: 9 Jack Hanon: 7 Pok Natlutmon: 107 BAZIL: 34 BLUE NOSE: 9 COMES IN THE BUSH: 28 CRACK MY COCCYX: 280 DRIPPY: 15 FINGERLESS: 29 ICE CREAM: 111 KIDNEY BEAN: 66 KIDNEY STONE: 14 MA SHEEN: 38 MISS DOWNHILL: 25 MONSTER: 60 MR. SHEEN: 92 PISS UPHILL: 50 REAR GUNNER: 109 STUPID KRAUT KUNT: 16 SWEET AND EASY: 241 TAMPAX: 32 TINKERBELL: 41 TIT PULLER: 175 TOM BOY: 173 TREE FROG: 127 VELCRO DICK:

LEAVERS 5

BLACK CRAB: CHARLIE MANSON: GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: KEE MAH: MR. SHEEN:
VISITORS 6

(1) OGER Angeles City Hash, Philippines
(3) TWINKLE DICK Gypsies Hash, San Francisco, USA
(7) Arne magne Sondresen Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
(7) LES-B-FRIENDS Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
(20) PARISH PRIEST Seoul Hash, Korea
(21) BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK Shekou Hash, China
VIRGINS 7 

Peter De jaeger: Didier De schrijver: Jitipha Himmaphan: Notenapheon Opsahl: Pong Treethong: Pam Treethong: Sebastian Villyn:

SINNERS 6

ARE YOU SURE: Noisy and late for the circle.
FREE WILLY: Selling sex-toys from his car at A-site.
RETARD WANKER: Double ice bucket for being noisy.
STUPID KRAUT KUNT: Went into TQ with a 20B worth of sun glasses and came out with Harley Davidson sun glasses worth 3000B.
TWINKLE DICK: No hash t-shirt.
TWINKLE DICK: Lost his glasses.
HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES 3 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 50 Hared runs
ARSE-A-HOLIC: 200 runs
REAR GUNNER: 50 runs
BIRTHDAYS 3 MR. SHEEN: 18 Mar
DRIPPY: 18 Mar
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 19th Mar
NEW NAMES 1

Pattama Pratumtiem SWEET AND EASY New Hash Name
OTHER EVENTS 5

BOTTLE DICK: Good job as beer police.
CARE BEAR: Hash Hero , took care of the taxis last week.
MONSTER: Good job as beer police.
MR SHEEN: Birthday hares serenaded by SIR "ELVIS" CHICKEN FUCKER with "Are you lonesome tonight".
VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: Birthday hares serenaded by SIR "ELVIS" CHICKEN FUCKER with "Are you lonesome tonight".
GROUP EVENTS 3

1. ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, Neatnapa Nuenthong, BOW WOW, MOUNTAIN GOAT SHIT, STUPID KRAUT KUNT, Yom Yoim, KIDNEY BEAN, IRREGULAR PERIOD and Didier De schrijver:  Raffle winners.
2. ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, JELLO BUTT, SEAMAN STAINS, KNICKERLESS and Yom Yoim: BOTTLE DICK's revenge (Last Saturdays Bush victim).
3. BOTTOMLESS PIT, BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK and STUPID KRAUT KUNT: Germans serenaded by REDCOAT with "Underneath the piss flaps"
MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT   None


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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1150 20 Mar (St Paddy's Whiskey River Run)
 T-Shirt run		 SEAMAN STAINS, CLIT FACE & ROTTWEILER Scandi Bar
1151 27 Mar FLYING FROG & LONE WOLF TQ 2
1152 03 Apr VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & MR. WALDORF Miss Chivas
1153 10 Apr FUCKING DOG & PELER Jameson's
1154 17 Apr (Easter Bunny Run)
 T-Shirt run		 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER Jasmine
1155 24 Apr Hares Needed Scandi Bar(X)
1156 01 May FLYING FROG & FRIEND (Labour Day Run) Classroom 2
1157 08 May SPAGHETTI HEAD TQ 1
1158 15 May (Norwegian Day Run)
 T-Shirt run		 ODD JOB, PELER, FUCKING DOG,
SIR FESTER, PISSED POLE DANCER		 O La La(X)
1159 22 May Hares Needed TQ 2

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

The following (25) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
Please note: A T-shirt will be made available for sale to anyone on the Veterans Run. No free shirts this year.

ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOW WOW, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DR. PINKY, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, JATINGJA, KING YAO YAO, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MR. STATLER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, ROTTWEILER, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING,

 

Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 
The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)
Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)
TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Jasmine Hotel All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

2006
(subject to change)
#1150, 20 Mar - St Paddy's Whiskey River Run
#1154, 17 Apr - Easter Bunny Run - New
#1158, 15 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1163, 19 Jun - Midsummerfest Run - New
#1166, 10 Jul - Aussie Run
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure/Memoriam Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run
#1180, 16 Oct - Pre Ramble to Interhash Run
#1182, 30 Oct - Halloween Run
#1183, 06 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1190, 25 Dec - Christmas Run

2007
(subject to change)
#1191, 01 Jan - New Years Day Run
#1195, 29 Jan - AGM Run
#1197, 12 Feb - Valentines Run
#1202, 19 Mar - St Paddy's Run
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated February 2006:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, TWO BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY, BLACK CRAB, KNICKERLESS, EWE FUCKER, PEAR SHAPED,

 

Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

Date

Occasion

Country

Contact Information
Mar 25th 2006 Bangkok H3 Open Run 1,499 th run (Close to Pattaya) Thailand Clit Face
Apr 1st 2006 Bangkok H3 (men only) 1,500 th run Thailand Clit Face
Apr 22nd 2006 Pattaya Full Moon 17th Annual Kneewalk Thailand Clit Face
Oct 14-22. 2006 Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd Thailand Clit Face
Oct 21st 2006 Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run (evening) Thailand Clit Face
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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