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HASH SHEET - RUN 1150

The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 5th April 2006
in Patrick's at 4:00 pm.

Previous points discussed

Next T-shirt Run is:
The Easter Bunny Run
17th April 2006

On Saturday 25th March there will be a Hash Social & BBQ on the beach. Sign up with Sir Chicken Fucker.

NEXT RUN	MAP & DIRECTIONS
RUN # 1151 Monday Mar 27th, 2006 MISS DIRECTIONS: Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change. Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00 (4 PM) Hares: FLYING FROG & LONE WOLF Happy Hour at: TQ 2	Directions to the A-site: Drive South along Sukhumvit for 20 Km from Ptty Tai. Turn left at traffic lights and drive along Highway 332 for 7 km to (HHH) on right. Turn right and follow road for approx 200 metres to a-site on left.

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Outstation Run Jan 2005

	Mar 20. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
	Feb 28. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
	Mar 20. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

In Memory of Wayne Tishburn 'Hash Groupie'	In Memory of PH3 Deceased Hashers
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Special Announcements
Receding Hare-Line	Upcoming Special Runs
Weekly Stats Report	Upcoming International events
The Hash Bar Sequence	Our Hash Trash/Hash Shits
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Scribe report for Run 1150

Hare(s):

SEAMAN STAINS, CLIT FACE & ROTTWEILER

115 Runners

Normally I hate Mondays, but not when I am in Pattaya. It’s maybe the highlight of the week? Today’s run was the St Paddy’s Whiskey River Run and for a Norwegian like me, I do not know what St Paddy or St Patrick’s Day is so I try to find something on the web.
"St. Patrick's Day is celebrated on March 17, his religious feast day and the anniversary of his death in the fifth century. The Irish have observed this day as a religious holiday for thousands of years."
The bus was approaching the A-site and through the window I could see the early arriving cars standing in a ring like a Gypsy camp. Runners toddle around, waiting for Peler and Jello Butt to jump off the bus and make the sign ups. 115 runners were on the list at the end of the day. The hares Rottweiler, Seaman Stains and Clit Face, the last two with green hats, gave guide lines how to get free Irish Whisky on the run. After 50 minutes the front runners came in. With clever checks and hilly terrain, the run was voted to be good from the pack with many hand-shakes to the hares after the run. Good home made Texas Chilly was provided, in honor of the day, from Rottweiler. The circle was started with icing of the latecomers Terminal 4 Skin, Karamba and Free Willy. The hares, Face O’Toole and Stains O’Toole, gave out whisky to Karamba, Kike Cooker, Lone Wolf and Monster for finding the hidden prize plate at the FT’s. Monster confirmed that you do not have to be a front runner to get to the FT sooner or later and win the prize. Well done! Retard Wanker was new Hash Trash not only for throwing a beer can away on the run, but for throwing it away half full. What a Wanker. He was on and off the ice and bucket for rest of the circle 9 times for various reasons, all deserved. Raffle next with Seaman Swallow giving out longed-for T-shirt to the winners. The circle was given to Sir Airhead who iced the Green hats. The hares where asked to explain why there was a dead snake on the trail, but no answer was given. But I maybe got the answer from the web:
”St. Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, is one of Christianity's most widely known figures. But for all his celebrity, his life remains somewhat of a mystery. Many of the stories traditionally associated with St. Patrick, including the famous account of his banishing all the snakes from Ireland are false, the products of hundreds of years of exaggerated storytelling.”
Approval for the up and down run with tricky checks from the RA. The Lost Guys, Stupid Kraut Kunt, Desi Swallow, Redcoat and Blue Nose where iced for having bad navigation skills and had driven through Buddha Mountain , 331 and U-turn on 36 to get down on the Wat Huay Rd. Time from 2^nd Road Pattaya to A site: 2 hour and 10 minute. A new name was give to the French marathon lady to be known from now on as “Wonder Woman”. The circle back to GM Flying Frog, he iced Lone Wolf with his new teeth for trying to look like Karamba or was it Charlie Manson? Then it was time for Leavers, Visitors and Run mugs. Sponsors and Virgins were welcomed with beer. The circle went to Sir Chicken F........ Who iced Flying Frog for signing up not only his wife and newborn Child, but also his Ex-wife, the complete Frog Family to the Saturday Hash Social On the Beach. T4 on ice for being a mountain climber. All the Germans were iced just for being Germans and cooling their butt while Redcoat was singing nearly a 100 year old song “ BORING BLOW Job’s…..” Not suitable for print. The last Ph3 Weekly Hash Sheet was printed in a rush without any pictures because a breakdown of Flying Frogs computer. Up and Down Dick was iced for this week trying to repair the GM’s computer but claimed it has been downloaded with so much porn so it is maybe impossible to fix the problem. The circle was given back to the GM. Beer Police where iced for just doing a good job, and 19 Returnees were in for a Down Down. The best hare song for a long time was preformed by the Green Hats. Well done boys. Lastly Hash Hymn and back to Scandinavia Bar for very good food and more beer………..

Today I hate Tuesday’s!

On On
Odd-Job

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STATS REPORT

Checkout some of the Stats for the Year 2005

Average runners per run during the months of Feb since 1984.

The chart above shows the highest PH3 February attendance of all time.

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs
HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 92	10 Lars martin Gjein: 10 Kjell Gronholdt: 3 Sawn Morya: 3 Soot Morya: 3 Amanda Nilsen: 6 Nicole Nilsen: 14 Neatnapa Nuenthong: 2 Kotcaphorn Opsahl: 8 Arne magne Sondresen: 7 Yom Yoim: 61 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA: 15 AIRHEAD: 108 ARE YOU SURE: 287 ARSE HOPPER: 201 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 81 BALL RINGER: 15 BANGKA BLOWER: 118 BARBIE DOLL: 108 BAZIL: 67 BELL END: 35 BLUE NOSE: 19 BORDERLINE: 11 BOTTLE DICK: 164 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 146 BOW WOW: 116 CARE BEAR: 53 CHICKEN LEGS: 308 CHICKEN NUGGET: 339 CLIT FACE: 67 COO COO COP: 29 CRACK MY COCCYX: 86 DESI SWALLOW: 372 DR. PINKY: 318 DR. THRUSH: 331 EWOK: 16 FINGERLESS: 206 FLIPPER: 418 FLYING FROG: 218 FREE WILLY: 277 FUCKING DOG: 23 FUDGE PACKING FROG: 181 GERMAN SHEPHERD: 73 HONEY BUNNY: 30 ICE CREAM: 79 ICY DAVIDSON: 35 IRREGULAR PERIOD: 61 JATINGJA: 68 JELLO BUTT: 621 KING YAO YAO: 8 LES-B-FRIENDS: 18 LINGUINI WEENY: 21 LONE WOLF: 173 MIDNIGHT STAR: 223 MISERABLE CUNT: 210 MISS CHIVAS: 26 MONSTER: 9 MOUNTAIN GOAT SHIT: 12 MUFFIN: 116 PELER: 222 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 203 QUEEN STELLA: 149 RAINBOW: 195 RAMBO WW2: 159 RAMBOWLING: 200 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 51 REAR GUNNER: 140 REDCOAT: 70 RETARD WANKER: 283 ROTTWEILER: 15 SCARY PUSSY: 125 SEAGULL SHIT: 318 SEAMAN STAINS: 105 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 920 SIR AIRHEAD: 740 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 147 SKIING FINN: 135 SMILING BROWN SPIDER: 59 SNOOPY: 110 STUPID KRAUT KUNT: 17 SWEET AND EASY: 240 TADPOLE: 446 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 37 TIMMY TIGHT PANTS: 42 TIT PULLER: 176 TOM BOY: 174 TREE FROG: 4 TWINKLE DICK: 25 UP AND DOWN DICK: 128 VELCRO DICK: 309 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 215 WANK-KING: 10 WONDER WOMAN:
RETURNEES 19	6 Noi Angkana: 4 Al Hadvick: 15 Johan Hansen: 4 Susanna Lehmann: 51 BENGT POTATO: 253 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 50 COCK-A-LEAKY: 18 DIRT DIGGER: 90 FESTERING WHALE DICK SUCKER: 40 FISH FUCKER: 142 KARAMBA: 36 KIKE COOKER: 50 LOBSTER QUEEN: 16 MONA LISA: 138 NURSE DICK: 173 ODD-JOB: 351 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 92 TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 17 TOO MUCH:
LEAVERS 4	AIRHEAD: FESTERING WHALE DICK SUCKER: IRREGULAR PERIOD: SCARY PUSSY:
VISITORS 1	(23) POLAROID HAEMOROID Subic Bay Hash, Philippines
VIRGINS 3	Walaiporn Kaewhan: Ubon Phonsawong: Nikola Vracaric:
SINNERS 6	ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA: Even more yakking than Karamba. FREE WILLY: Late comer for the circle. KARAMBA: Late comer for the circle. RETARD WANKER: Hash Trash for bringing beer can on the run and throwing it away. TERMINAL 4 SKIN: Late comer for the circle. UP AND DOWN DICK: Tried to fix the GM's computer but claimed it had been downloading too much porn to possibly have a chance of fixing the problem.
HASH CRASH	None
ANNIVERSARIES 8	VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 50 Hared Runs Vase QUEEN STELLA: 200 Runs Mug REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 200 Runs SEAMAN SWALLOW: 100 Runs Mug CHICKEN LEGS: 50 Runs Mug BENGT POTATO: 50 Runs Mug LOBSTER QUEEN: 50 Runs COCK-A-LEAKY: 50 Runs
BIRTHDAYS 1	RAMBO WW2: 23rd March
NEW NAMES 1	Wassila Begand 'WONDER WOMAN' New Hash Name
OTHER EVENTS 7	FLYING FROG: Signing in both his baby, ex- and new wife for the Hash social. KARAMBA: Found hidden number plates at the FT's and won a bottle of Jameson's Whiskey. KIKE COOKER: Found hidden number plates at the FT's and won a bottle of Jameson's Whiskey. KING YAO YAO: Announced the upcoming hash social on the beach. Special prize for the girl in sexiest bikini. LONE WOLF: Found hidden number plates at the FT's and won a bottle of Jameson's Whiskey. MONSTER: Found hidden number plates at the FT's and won a bottle of Jameson's Whiskey. SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: Announced the upcoming hash social on the beach. Special prize for the girl in sexiest bikini.
GROUP EVENTS 3	1. BLUE NOSE, COCK-A-LEAKY, UP AND DOWN DICK, Al Hadvick, MUFFIN, BOW WOW, FINGERLESS & BARBIE DOLL: Raffle winners. 2. STUPID KRAUT KUNT, KIKE COOKER, BAZIL, BLUE NOSE, Susanna Lehmann, RETARD WANKER & REDCOAT: Boring Blowjobs sung by Redcoat. 3. STUPID KRAUT KUNT, DESI SWALLOW, REDCOAT & BLUE NOSE: Last ones to arrive to the A-site due to bad navigation.
MISMANAGEMENT	None
NEW HASH SHIT	None

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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run #	Date	Hares		Happy Hour
1151	27 Mar	FLYING FROG & LONE WOLF		TQ 2
1152	03 Apr	VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & MR. WALDORF		Miss Chivas
1153	10 Apr	FUCKING DOG & PELER		Jameson's
1154	17 Apr	(Easter Bunny Run) T-Shirt run	SIR CHICKEN FUCKER	Jasmine
1155	24 Apr	Hares Needed		Scandi Bar(X)
1156	01 May	FLYING FROG & FRIEND (Labour Day Run)		Classroom 2
1157	08 May	SPAGHETTI HEAD		TQ 1
1158	15 May	(Norwegian Day Run) T-Shirt run	ODD JOB, PELER, FUCKING DOG, SIR FESTER, PISSED POLE DANCER	O La La(X)
1159	22 May	Hares Needed		TQ 2

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

The following (31) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
Please note: A T-shirt will be made available for sale to anyone on the Veterans Run. No free shirts this year.

ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BELL END, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOW WOW, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DR. PINKY, FLYING FROG, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, GERMAN SHEPHERD, JATINGJA, KING YAO YAO, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MR. STATLER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, QUEEN STELLA, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, ROTTWEILER, SEAMAN STAINS, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING,

Hash Bar sequence

Special T-Shirt Runs

All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.

The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1	(No children allowed)
Scandi Bar	(Sign-up/meeting bar)
TQ 2	(No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar	All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar	All welcome
Jasmine Hotel	All welcome
OLaLa	All welcome
Classroom 2	(No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

2006
(subject to change)
#1154, 17 Apr - Easter Bunny Run - New
#1158, 15 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1163, 19 Jun - Midsummerfest Run - New
#1166, 10 Jul - Aussie Run
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure/Memoriam Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run
#1180, 16 Oct - Pre Ramble to Interhash Run
#1182, 30 Oct - Halloween Run
#1183, 06 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1190, 25 Dec - Christmas Run

2007
(subject to change)
#1191, 01 Jan - New Years Day Run
#1195, 29 Jan - AGM Run
#1197, 12 Feb - Valentines Run
#1202, 19 Mar - St Paddy's Run

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Send the following details to Clit Face Full Name, Hash Name, E-mail address. No addresses are published without permission. Click to go to the email listing	Are you a Virgin Hare...in Pattaya ? You might want to know a few things. We have created a very simple page (quick loading) for you to get the 'rules'. There is also other information on that page. Use the below links: 1. Our Pattaya Hash Meetings 2. Scribe 3. Haring a Run 4. Memorabilia's

Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated February 2006:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, TWO BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY, BLACK CRAB, KNICKERLESS, EWE FUCKER, PEAR SHAPED,

Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

Date	Occasion	Country	Contact Information
Mar 25th 2006	Bangkok H3 Open Run 1,499 th run (Close to Pattaya)	Thailand	Clit Face
Apr 1st 2006	Bangkok H3 (men only) 1,500 th run	Thailand	Clit Face
Apr 22nd 2006	Pattaya Full Moon 17th Annual Kneewalk	Thailand	Clit Face
Oct 14-22. 2006	Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd	Thailand	Clit Face
Oct 21st 2006	Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run (evening)	Thailand	Clit Face
Oct 27-29. 2006	Interhash 2006	Chiang Mai Thailand	http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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