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HASH SHEET - RUN 1152

The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 3rd May 2006
in Patrick's at 4:00 pm.

Previous points discussed


Next T-shirt Run is:
The Easter Bunny Run
17th April 2006

 

 

 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1153 Monday Apr 10th, 2006
MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
 Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00 (4 PM)
Hares: 

PELER & FUCKING DOG


 Happy Hour at: Jameson's

 

Directions to the A-site:
Drive south along Sukhumvit from Klang for 15.8 km, turn left at Buddha Mountain Rd (HHH) and drive for 2.7 km until the HHH sign, turn left and drive for 300 m to the A-site on the right.
 

 


 

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The Mis-management + Meetings minutes Outstation Run Jan 2005
Apr 04.  200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
Mar 28.  50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
Apr 04.  10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

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Scribe report for Run 1152

Hare(s): MR. WALDORF & VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR   136 Runners

Trench Warfare. 

It is always a pain to be given the dreaded scribe duty, but undaunted let us begin. The first comment I would like to make, is in reference to last weeks sheet, Knickerless called it the musings of a blonde on the Pattaya hash, blonde when? That statement is a follicle too far for me, if you want to see a real blonde look no further than Karamba!
My day got off to a bad start I was driven to the A site by does he swallow, what a nightmare but more of that later. After the normal pleasantries new shoes etc, it was off for a meander in the hinterland I walked with my favourite companion Sir CF, his knowledge of the flora and fauna is astounding, but I was a little disturbed by his comments on what he would like to do to every crack that sailed by us. Anyway after negotiating several trenches and a little shiggy we hit a road mana from heaven, other than a farmer moaning about his cows being spooked it was quite uneventful. So back to the A site quicker than expected, there the lame and infirm were gathered in small groups comparing war wounds such as gout dropsy and two cases of prolapsed rectums, near the food corner Stupid Kraut C...... was standing his face covered in ketchup with a limp bratwurst hanging from his mouth, too much Soi 6 action maybe! There was the normal social activity till the circle was called, Sir CF had been busy preparing the stage for his dancing troupe he is quite a Svengali to the hash girls.
The GM dished out some summary justice to sinners, the raffle was called, Seaman Swallow tried manfully to control the rabble, she asked the GM if she had ice power then she dumped the main protagonist Teeny Weeny on the ice to cool off, after the prize draw the circle was given over to Sir Airhead, those of us who remember him in his pomp, realise he is in the autumn of his hashing career, the legs are a little slower and the famous cardboard box lid once full with info now has only two things on it which way up and his medication time, but he still commands great respect, he did an hash crash reversal, just to lighten Retards load, he then gave the circle to Sir CF who iced does he swallow for being a welsh wanker, Stupid Kraut C..... Iced for losing hash property, Polaroid Haemoroid was given the treatment for soliciting for jailbait he was joined by F.... Dog and the infamous Free Willy, who I noticed has some fresh harpoon scars on his arse, the GM gave Retard Wanker three minutes of glory to ice as many as he could this he did but was promptly put in the bucket for three minutes he will never learn, after Sir CF’s chorus line gave us a glimpse of what they once could do, other business was attended to, virgins, leavers, visitors etc, all the Aussies were called in and yours truly serenaded them with Fosters round your clitoris, no offence Agent Clit. The French speakers amongst us led by VV sang a hares song which left me sad that the guillotine is no longer in use, so it was a wrap Seaman Stains led the hymn followed by the usual scramble for bus beers, then off to Miss Chivas for kao pad and meaningless banter, to summarise, not a bad day out, the company was good with some exceptions, Sir CF’s emergence as a showbiz mogul is great to see keep the fire burning.

On On Redcoat the MOM from the past.


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STATS REPORT 

Checkout some of the Stats for the Year 2005
Average runners per run during the months of Mar since 1984.


The chart above shows the highest PH3 March attendance of all time.

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs
HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 86

3 Didier De schrijver: 12 Lars martin Gjein: 12 Kjell Gronholdt: 17 Johan Hansen: 11 Robert Jeangeot: 5 Sawn Morya: 5 Soot Morya: 5 Amanda Nilsen: 8 Nicole Nilsen: 10 Mon Puisaeng: 2 Andrew Scorer: 2 Lek Sompong: 9 Yom Yoim: 63 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA: 110 ARE YOU SURE: 289 ARSE HOPPER: 203 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 63 BABY WIPES: 83 BALL RINGER: 120 BARBIE DOLL: 110 BAZIL: 69 BELL END: 53 BENGT POTATO: 164 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 21 BORDERLINE: 166 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 148 BOW WOW: 255 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 55 CHICKEN LEGS: 310 CHICKEN NUGGET: 85 DAFT VADER: 88 DESI SWALLOW: 20 DIRT DIGGER: 282 DRIPPY: 333 EWOK: 42 FISH FUCKER: 208 FLIPPER: 420 FLYING FROG: 220 FREE WILLY: 279 FUCKING DOG: 25 FUDGE PACKING FROG: 172 HANNIBAL LECTER: 75 HONEY BUNNY: 81 ICY DAVIDSON: 70 JELLO BUTT: 623 KING YAO YAO: 10 LES-B-FRIENDS: 23 LONE WOLF: 133 LORD LUCAN: 175 MIDNIGHT STAR: 225 MISERABLE CUNT: 212 MISS CHIVAS: 18 MONA LISA: 11 MOUNTAIN GOAT SHIT: 39 MR. STATLER: 39 MR. WALDORF: 14 MUFFIN: 118 PELER: 16 PINK PUSSYCAT: 25 POLAROID HAEMOROID: 224 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 205 QUEEN STELLA: 151 RAINBOW: 202 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 142 REDCOAT: 72 RETARD WANKER: 196 RINGWORM: 127 SEAGULL SHIT: 320 SEAMAN STAINS: 107 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 922 SIR AIRHEAD: 742 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 585 SIR FESTER: 137 SMILING BROWN SPIDER: 61 SNOOPY: 353 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 112 STUPID KRAUT KUNT: 242 TADPOLE: 316 TEENY WEENY: 448 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 94 TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 39 TIMMY TIGHT PANTS: 34 TINKERBELL: 19 TOO MUCH: 311 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 217 WANK-KING:

RETURNEES 34

3 Mette Holter: 3 Endre Holter: 3 Nat Kumprachom: 12 Mon Pornjantha: 2 Aumporn Rakwong: 2 Nikola Vracaric: 125 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 24 BUSH WOMAN: 10 COMES IN THE BUSH: 20 COW FISTER: 107 CUNNING LINGUIST: 41 DIZZY: 325 FOWL FUCKER: 162 FUCK THE TRUTH: 13 GRUMPY: 25 HARRY POTTER: 56 ICE MAIDEN: 29 JELLY BUM: 143 KARAMBA: 34 KY KEV: 20 LASSIE: 235 MRS. HEAD: 174 ODD-JOB: 13 OLIVE OIL: 18 PISS POT: 50 RUSTY RING HOLE: 159 SALVATORE: 26 STREET CLEANER: 75 SUN FLOWER: 28 SWEET PUSSY: 242 TAMPAX: 18 TIGER SHARK: 346 UNCLE PERVY: 89 UP THE BUTT:

LEAVERS 5

Mon Puisaeng: BABY WIPES: MOUNTAIN GOAT SHIT: MUFFIN: SALVATORE:

VISITORS 6

(23) B. B. Lihir Hash, Papua New Guinea
(7) MUDDY Mackay Hash, Australia
(7) Top Kumprachom Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
(7) Tin Kumprachom Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
(1) MAJOR MUD MUNCHER Phuket Hash, Thailand
(9) Martin Mitschke PJ Animales H3, Malaysia
VIRGINS 10

Jan Abrahamsen: Jean Conbrit: Yvonne Durnien: Knut Helgesen: Rungaroon Liangbamrung: Patchanee Phuangjumpa: Karl Rasmussen: Boonrod Salangsing: Nutthaya Tangsangjan: Vidar Wilhelmsen:

SINNERS 13

Kjell Gronholdt: Didn't buy a hash shirt for his virgin
Martin Mitschke: Latecomer for the circle
BIG NOSED BASTARD: FRB not calling On-on
FREE WILLY: Disturbing GM's circle
FUCKING DOG: Yakking, disturbing GM's circle
HARRY POTTER: This weeks hash trash
JELLO BUTT: FRB not calling On-on
POLAROID HAEMOROID: Latecomer for the circle
RETARD WANKER: Disturbing everyone's circle
RUSTY RING HOLE: FRB not calling On-on
TEENY WEENY: Latecomer for the circle
TEENY WEENY: Disturbing SEAMAN SWALLOW'S raffle show
Andrew Scorer: Tried to push his wife LEK from a cliff during a mountain bike Hash

HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES 3

PELER: 100th Run T-Shirt
BABY WIPES: 50th Run Mug
RUSTY RING HOLE: 50th Run
BIRTHDAYS None
NEW NAMES 1

Neatnapa Nuenthong PINK PUSSYCAT New Hash Name
OTHER EVENTS 3

BIG NOSED BASTARD: Retard Wanker's timekeeper
SEAMAN STAINS: Announcing coming Saturdays Bush hash
TEENY WEENY: Announcing this months Full Moon Kneewalk
GROUP EVENTS 5

1. Knut Helgesen, Nikola, Vracaric, Peal Noname, FREE WILLY, DESI SWALLOW, BABY WIPES, Yom Yoim & Polaroid Haemoroid: Raffle winners.
2. MISS CHIVAS, EWOK, OLIVE OIL, FLIPPER, HONEY BUNNY, CHICKEN LEGS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, RAINBOW, QUEEN STELLA & MRS. HEAD: Dance show keeping the hashers in full attention.
3. STUPID KRAUT KUNT, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, LORD LUCAN, ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA, FREE WILLY, V.V., SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, REDCOAT & ODD JOB: Retard Wanker's 3min revenge.
4. All the Australians: "Foster's around your clitoris" sung by Redcoat.
5. POLAROID HAEMOROID, FUCKING DOG & FREE WILLY: Soliciting for Jailbait.
MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT   None


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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1153 10 Apr FUCKING DOG & PELER Jameson's
1154 17 Apr (Easter Bunny Run)
 T-Shirt run		 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER
& FOWL FUCKER		 Jasmine
1155 24 Apr WANK-KING & BOTTOMLESS PIT Scandi Bar(X)
1156 01 May FLYING FROG & UP AND DOWN DICK (Labour Day Run) Classroom 2
1157 08 May SPAGHETTI HEAD TQ 1
1158 15 May (Norwegian Day Run)
 T-Shirt run		 ODD JOB, PELER, FUCKING DOG,
SIR FESTER, PISSED POLE DANCER		 O La La(X)
1159 22 May VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & TAMPAX TQ 2
1160 29 May Hares needed Miss Chivas
1161 05 Jun Hares needed Jameson's
1162 12 Jun Hares needed Jasmine

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

The following (37) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
Please note: A T-shirt will be made available for sale to anyone on the Veterans Run. No free shirts this year.

ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BELL END, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOW WOW, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DR. PINKY, FLYING FROG, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, GERMAN SHEPHERD, JATINGJA, KING YAO YAO, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MR. STATLER, PELER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, QUEEN STELLA, RAINBOW, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, ROTTWEILER, SEAMAN STAINS, SIR AIRHEAD, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, SPAGHETTI HEAD, TERMINAL 4 SKIN, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING,

 

Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 
The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)
Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)
TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Jasmine Hotel All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

2006
(subject to change)
#1154, 17 Apr - Easter Bunny Run - New
#1158, 15 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1163, 19 Jun - Midsummerfest Run - New
#1166, 10 Jul - Aussie Run
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure/Memoriam Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run
#1180, 16 Oct - Pre Ramble to Interhash Run
#1182, 30 Oct - Halloween Run
#1183, 06 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1190, 25 Dec - Christmas Run

2007
(subject to change)
#1191, 01 Jan - New Years Day Run
#1195, 29 Jan - AGM Run
#1197, 12 Feb - Valentines Run
#1202, 19 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1206, 16 Apr - Songkran Run
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated April 2006:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, TWO BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY, BLACK CRAB, KNICKERLESS, EWE FUCKER, PEAR SHAPED, POLAROID HAEMOROID,

 

Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

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Occasion

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Apr 22nd 2006 Pattaya Full Moon 17th Annual Kneewalk Thailand Clit Face
Jun 17th 2006 Phuket H3 20 Years Celebrations Thailand http://www.phuket-hhh.com/
Oct 14-22. 2006 Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd Thailand Clit Face
Oct 21st 2006 Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run (evening) Thailand Clit Face
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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