After going to last weeks run and enjoying the VV and Mr. Waldorf Belgium experience, Comes In The Bush and I thought we should try and soak up some more Monday Hash madness and join in the fun this week too.  She’s a bit of a late finisher, but she is at least up for it every month and is a big fan of King Yao Yao and Queen Stella so here we are!
We arrive at this great A-Site (without map or instruction!) and park in a red ant free zone.  Many, many cars at the A-site today and I guess at least 120 runners/people signed up.  GM: Flying Frog dealt with the new shoes and the Hares described the run.  Off we go and at least for our little group of walkers, it was mostly single file and Mai Pen Rai (Checks already solved and pointing the way).  For the first half, we ambled along chatting about the weather, and how to avoid hearing loss and infections, loss of eye sight and diarrhea in the coming Songkran festival. The run basically took us up the slope towards Buddha Mountain before, swinging left and bringing us back to the A-site.  This second half allowed for the runners amongst us to stretch their legs and go for it.  The run was mainly off track and was a good mix of running and walking and also strangely free of dogs, cattle and knee high mud.  Some small easy water hazards, a bit of Tapioca and well marked barbed wire.  Bit of everything really.   F***ing Dog has definitely improved with Peler’s help!  Front runners came back in after about 45 minutes.  A job well done I think.
Plenty of time to mingle tonight before the circle started.  Sir Airhead as usual, was creeping up behind unsuspecting persons of interest who, unknowingly, were giving away their secrets, some of which made it onto his cardboard box lid!  Why is it that Sir Chicken F***er always has stuff on people but is never seen gathering evidence?  Could all his sinner stuff with T4 really be true I wonder? Anyway, minding my own business and buying yet another Hash T-shirt for the little one, I see from the corner of my eye Flying Frog making his way over with clip board in hand.  I try to make a run for it but alas, the bugger calls me back and cons me into talking about the run before thrusting the clip board into my hands.  So here I am as scribe but at least free of the Tuesday morning hangover!
GM: Flying Frog calls the circle and straight away VV and four other friends are on the ice for being late comers.  Good it wasn’t me this time.  Seaman Swallow directed the raffle with various T-shirts and stuff as prizes and also a free run ticket.  No booby prize again for some reason!  GM brings in a number of Hashers including Free Willy and thanks them for not only winning raffle prizes but for also donating them.  I can’t remember all the names so sorry for that. Next we had GM Flying Frog asking the circle to decide if bottled beer or cans were preferable.  Bottles was the answer but heck, this is serious stuff!!!?  Almost everyone has an opinion on this so, moving on:  Sir Airhead gives a hash name of ‘Black And White Bitch’ to our Belgium friend Didier De Schrijver.  Something to do with TV work! Giving thanks to our much appreciated beer truck police, Sir Airhead awarded a can of ‘Reindeer Balls’ to Scandinavian friend and devoted beer policeman Monster.  I wonder if they are available in bottles?
Sir Chicken F***er took over the circle and brings in Sir Airhead.  Why? Well he apparently got a bit confused and came to the Monday run A-Site on Sunday (a day early)!!?  Can’t Remember S**t or CRS for short, seems to be Sir Chicken F***er’s message.   Being ‘AIRHEADED’ in the TQ1 and going home ‘forgetful’ happens to a lot of people but in this case I think forgetful doesn’t come into it.  The guy was just out doing a practice run so he wouldn’t get lost on the Monday!  In any case, isn’t CRS the French Secret Police or something?
Onward, and Flying Frog brings in the leavers with Are you Sure in the ice bucket for shagging a 62 year old Danish Lady and making her pregnant.  Is that even possible?
Jungle Hash devotees iced for being, well Jungle Hashers I suppose.  Visitors: Pre-Menstrual, Green Pea, Pussy Licker, Crazy German, Ratchadaa ……something, and Bangkok Saturday Hash millennium GM: Disgusting with over 700 ‘actual’ runs on said  Hash.  Their top runner (Thai I think) has over 1500 paid runs! Arse-a-holic iced for being a lying leaver, Lone Wolf iced for giving a magic show in Harry Potter’s Hogwarts hotel ‘LE PRIVY’ but then disappearing into the toilets with his Gorgeous Thai female assistant (anyone take pictures?).  On ‘You Know who’s re-appearance some 30 minutes later, the rabbits were well and truly out of the hat.  It took Ringworm’s kids to round them all up and rescue the show!
Anniversary’s included:  Spaghetti Head 350 Run Trophy, Rusty Ringhole 50 Run Mug, Rainbow 150 Run Mug, Really Sadistic B***ard 200 Run Mug, John S**t Head The 2^nd 100 Runs and Arse-a-holic 200 Run Mug. We had several other misdemeanors that included the young Lady’s: Andrea and Candy Lady showing some skin and taking to the ice (anyone take pictures?).  Always good to watch isn’t it T4?  A new Hash name of Tupperware was given to our French friend Robert Jeangeot after we found out he had plastic legs and knee caps.  No Hare song this week so into the ice bucket for them.  Hash Hymn with Seaman Stains and off to Jameson’s for the happy hour and great food.  Great day.  Hope to do it all again next week. 

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