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The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
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Saturday 22nd April is the Annual Mekong Kneewalk. Meet at The Haven at 6pm for an evening out you wont forget. Price 800 Baht includes drinks, t-shirt, beer condom plus extras. |
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RUN # 1155 Monday Apr 24th, 2006 MISS DIRECTIONS: Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change. Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00 (4 PM) Hares: WANK-KING & BOTTOMLESS PIT Happy Hour at: Scandi Bar |
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| The Mis-management + Meetings minutes | Outstation Run Jan 2005 |
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Apr 17. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here. |
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Mar 28. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here, |
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Apr 17. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here. |
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Scribe report for Run 1154
| Hare(s): | SIR CHICKEN FUCKER & FOWL FUCKER | 104 Runners |
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Being the scribe on Songkran thanks Froggy!!! Anyway it was 10 years of hashing for me my first on 15/04/1996..... Going with the other Belgians in Frogs Pick Up to the A-site between Sukhumvit and the railway means the run will be not too long and a lot of confusion. The Thai girls welcome us with the usual attraction on Songkran. Some new shoes and up off we go, well the run was like I thought people everywhere and shouting on-on left and right, the on-in next to the start so everyone shortcut and came in together something else OK for me. A big A-site so people could graze everywhere they like. Stupid Kraut Kunt told me he has a big German WURST keep on dreaming Kai you never beat the Belgians!! The lovely Butterfly Tiger visited us and had a chat with us (thanks for the compliment Jen) Form a circle the voice of our little big GM. Hares Chicken Fucker and Fowl Fucker on the cubes, good to not so good was the vote. Next Allah’s Arsehole in the Bucket, seems he spent some time in Down Under to learn a new technique for running, the Kangaroo one which he showed on the start by falling on a big Buffalo-shit, keep on learning man!! Time for Sir Airhead circle: GM on ice together with his buddy Harry Potter, seems it was H.P. birthday last Sunday and Flying Frog drinks always a cup of the with a lot of water, now in a 1/2 hour he swallowed 10 Tiger beers because it was FREE DRINKING A VOLONTE !!!!!!!! Next Uncle Fester, People saw him STALKING Seaman Swallow like a PREDATOR so the Bad R.A. punished him with a 5 meters range. Rectum Raider in the Bucket and received HASH SHIT also his wife christened as Perfect Woman All on his 13th Run. Next HASH TRASH Harry Potter and Black@White Bitch iced, a story about B.& W.B. dropped his SHITTY underwear in the bushes but magician H.P. found it and showed us the EVIDENCE ... shame shame ... Lone Wolf in the bucket also a stalker but from YOUNG Cracks taking a Shower (hash hero) can not saying this from Are You Sure first he raped a lady 69 years old and later a girl 12 years young!!! Hash Pervert yeah together with the other AMIGO ...Poncho. Now the SURPRISE of the evening Seaman Swallow (Diana Ross) and the SUPREME'S gave us the song SEE ABOUT ME... SPLENDID performance from the THAI GIRLS and by the way S.S. showed us how she took CARE of Seaman Stains... MICRO ... you LUCKY man!! Next Ewok and Miss Chivas in the Bucket they never been so WET in their lives and they enjoyed it. GM took over and iced the GERMANS and later the NORWEGIANS for some reasons also our Policeman Up And Down Dick, Fini, Harry Potter, Spag Head, Ringworm iced for some sins. Time for the HARE song. H.P. has to sit in the bucket while the HARES gave a horrible performance. I can do better says S.S. but it was even worse. Our sponsor today was the JASMINE after the HASH HYMN up to there, another splendid afternoon and circle. Thanks to Karamba and his FRIENDLY Staff for the good Food. CU next week.
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some of the Stats for the Year 2005
Average runners per run during the months of
Mar since 1984.
The chart above shows the highest PH3 March
attendance of all time.
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Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
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HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 73 |
17 Terje Borge: 2 Pensri Phromsri: 4 Andrew Scorer: 4 Nikola Vracaric: 65 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA: 112 ARE YOU SURE: 291 ARSE HOPPER: 85 BALL RINGER: 122 BARBIE DOLL: 112 BAZIL: 71 BELL END: 166 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 5 BLACK AND WHITE BITCH: 40 BLUE BALLS: 23 BORDERLINE: 168 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 83 BOTTOMS UP: 150 BOW WOW: 7 CANDY LADY: 57 CHICKEN LEGS: 312 CHICKEN NUGGET: 341 CLIT FACE: 12 COMES IN THE BUSH: 10 CUPID'S STUD: 90 DESI SWALLOW: 374 DR. PINKY: 335 EWOK: 210 FLIPPER: 422 FLYING FROG: 327 FOWL FUCKER: 222 FREE WILLY: 164 FUCK THE TRUTH: 281 FUCKING DOG: 15 GRUMPY: 33 ICE CREAM: 83 ICY DAVIDSON: 63 JATINGJA: 72 JELLO BUTT: 101 JOHN SHITHEAD II: 625 KING YAO YAO: 22 LASSIE: 25 LONE WOLF: 135 LORD LUCAN: 177 MIDNIGHT STAR: 227 MISERABLE CUNT: 214 MISS CHIVAS: 237 MRS. HEAD: 140 NURSE DICK: 120 PELER: 2 PERFECT WOMAN: 226 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 207 QUEEN STELLA: 153 RAINBOW: 204 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 13 RECTUM RAIDER: 198 RINGWORM: 285 ROTTWEILER: 322 SEAMAN STAINS: 109 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 924 SIR AIRHEAD: 744 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 587 SIR FESTER: 139 SMILING BROWN SPIDER: 63 SNOOPY: 355 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 114 STUPID KRAUT KUNT: 77 SUN FLOWER: 244 TAMPAX: 318 TEENY WEENY: 450 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 21 TOO MUCH: 313 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 219 WANK-KING: |
| RETURNEES 18 |
3 Morten Andersen: 3 Wanthana Leetung: 126 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 17 APPLE SAUCE: 42 APPLE TREE: 146 APPLES TURNOVER: 256 BUTTERFLY TIGER: 118 CARE BEAR: 52 COCK-A-LEAKY: 42 DIZZY: 210 FINI THE FAGGOT: 26 HARRY POTTER: 11 LUMP: 40 MISS DOWNHILL: 94 PISS UPHILL: 52 REAR GUNNER: 26 SCREW ME: 27 UP AND DOWN DICK: |
| LEAVERS 2 |
Nikola Vracaric: EWOK: |
| VISITORS 6 |
(18) BULLSHIT Angeles City Hash, Philippines |
| VIRGINS 7 |
Karl Bjorgvik: Simon Bosman: Finn Holth: Kanlaya Malasri: Gamrai Pansanthia: Nee Rattana: Jim Tourville: |
| SINNERS 13 |
ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: No hash shirt. |
| HASH CRASH | None |
| ANNIVERSARIES 4 |
TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 450 Runs |
| BIRTHDAYS 1 | TAMPAX: 21 April |
| NEW NAMES 1 |
Andrea Mcarthur PERFECT WOMAN New Hash Name |
| OTHER EVENTS 1 |
TERMINAL 4 SKIN: Appearing with his shirt from 1994 which has the same design as today's Easter Bunny shirt. |
| GROUP EVENTS 2 |
1. MISERABLE CUNT, UP AND
DOWN DICK, STUPID KRAUT CUNT, ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA, FLYING FROG & FREE
WILLY: Raffle winners. |
| MISMANAGEMENT | None |
| NEW HASH SHIT 1 |
RECTUM RAIDER: Not respecting his wife. |
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HARELINE
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster
one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.
| Run # | Date | Hares | Happy Hour | |
| 1155 | 24 Apr | WANK-KING & BOTTOMLESS PIT | Scandi Bar(X) | |
| 1156 | 01 May | FLYING FROG & UP AND DOWN DICK (Labour Day Run) | Classroom 2 | |
| 1157 | 08 May | SPAGHETTI HEAD & TOO MUCH | TQ 1 | |
| 1158 | 15 May |
(Norwegian Day Run) T-Shirt run |
ODD JOB, PELER, FUCKING DOG, SIR FESTER, PISSED POLE DANCER |
O La La(X) |
| 1159 | 22 May | VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & TAMPAX | TQ 2 | |
| 1160 | 29 May | Hares needed | Miss Chivas | |
| 1161 | 05 Jun | Hares needed | Jameson's | |
| 1162 | 12 Jun | Hares needed | Jasmine | |
| 1163 | 19 Jun |
(Midsummerfest Run) T-Shirt run |
PONCHO THE PERVERT, TADPOLE & FINI THE FAGGOT |
O La La |
Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.
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The
following (39) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this
years Veterans Run. |
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ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ARE YOU SURE, ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BELL END, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOW WOW, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DR. PINKY, FLYING FROG, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, GERMAN SHEPHERD, JATINGJA, KING YAO YAO, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MR. STATLER, PELER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, QUEEN STELLA, RAINBOW, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, ROTTWEILER, SEAMAN STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, SIR AIRHEAD, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, SPAGHETTI HEAD, TERMINAL 4 SKIN, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING, |
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All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to
behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to
provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash.
Please help the Hash Bars. The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:
Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid. |
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Are you a Virgin Hare...in Pattaya ? You might want to know a few things. We have created a very simple page (quick loading) for you to get the 'rules'. There is also other information on that page. Use the below links: 2. Scribe 3. Haring a Run |
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers |
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It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash
other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers
has been changed as of July 2000. Updated April 2006: |
Upcoming International & Local Hash Events
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| Apr 22nd 2006 | Pattaya Full Moon 17th Annual Kneewalk | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Jun 17th 2006 | Phuket H3 20 Years Celebrations | Thailand | http://www.phuket-hhh.com/ |
| Oct 14-22. 2006 | Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 21st 2006 | Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run (evening) | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 27-29. 2006 | Interhash 2006 | Chiang Mai Thailand | http://www.chiangmai2006.com |
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