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HASH SHEET - RUN 1155

The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 3rd May 2006
in Patrick's at 4:00 pm.

Previous points discussed


Next T-shirt Run is:
The Norwegian Day Run
15th May 2006

 

 

 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1156 Monday May 1st, 2006
MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
 Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00 (4 PM)
Hares: 

FLYING FROG & UP AND DOWN DICK


 Happy Hour at: Classroom 2

 

Directions to the A-site:
Drive south from Klang for 12.7 Km. Turn left into Phoenix country club road and drive all the way to Highway 331 (14 Km). Turn right and drive 3 Km to (HHH). Turn right and follow dirt road for 100 mts to A-site.
 

 


 

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The Mis-management + Meetings minutes Outstation Run Jan 2005
Apr 24.  200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
Apr 25.  50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
Apr 17.  10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

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Scribe report for Run 1155

Hare(s): WANK-KING & BOTTOMLESS PIT   100 Runners

At 3:10pm our GM, Flying Frog calls Peler on his mobile: " I can't make it to the hash today...ummm, seems I hurt my foot, yea....mmm an injury... yea ...something like that....I have to stay in my office all day." "So why are you calling from the Queen Victoria Bar on Soi 6." "I'm not, I'm at my... mmmmmm office, yea... office." "So why do I hear girls in the background and all that loud music and sounds like someone just rang a bell."
"No Peler, you don't understand, I'm in my office (wink wink). I can't make it to the hash today (wink wink) "Right, ok, in your office, (wink, wink)" "So just tell everyone I will see them next Monday ok". "Right, will do."

It was a hot afternoon when we arrived at the "A" site. The hares today, Bottomless Pit and Wank-King explained that true trail could be found within 120 meters from the checks (are those British meters or German meters?) because that was the first lie of the day.

For me, there are 5 criteria that make for a good hash run:
1) At least 45 minutes of trail.
2) No dogs and no cattle.
3) Some shiggy.
4) Challenging checks.
5) Interesting and various terrain.
And this trail had all 5 of the above. The hares kept the pack guessing, zig zagging through tall grasses and overlooking some impressive vistas. At the first check I heard Miserable Cunt say "True trail has to be straight up cause there's nowhere else it can go." So foolishly I followed his sage advice and ended up on a false trail. Eventually the pack found its way to the second check. We scattered about like mice in pasture trying to find paper. I overheard cursing from various languages although "merde" seemed to be the most popular one (was that you VV)? After 45 minutes the FRBs ran into Sir Airhead walking trail so we knew we didn't have much further to go. As I made it back to the beer truck I heard Border Line (who was pretty far behind me) say under his breathe, "I never can beat Jello Butt to the "A" site. I'm just a slow fat wanker." So I say, "Mate, this is not a race, just a fun hash. It's ok to be a slow fat wanker, just look around you and you can see you're in plenty of good company. Don't worry, I'm sure your mum still loves you just the way you are."
Chicken F--ker calls the circle, Seaman Swallow Does The Raffle (aka Debbie Does Dallas), CF ices Up and Down Dick in advance for haring with Flying Frog next week (who is not at the hash today due to an injury....wink wink), Sir Airhead says he likes the "A" site but its Yao Yao's fault nobody is singing down down songs, Uncle Fester's name is changed to Fester the Molester, Son of Sam and Icy Davidson get iced for breaking Icy's girlfriends arm during a tug of war match, CF doesn't like Belgium lesbians cause they can adopt kids and do mean things to their privates, Some Jungle boys notably Allah’s Arsehole, Dizzy and Ball Ringer are iced for wearing wimpy poofter socks (kinda gay colours if you ask me), Ringworm on ice for making his daughter wear his dirty stinking sandals and spreading athletes foot, Poncho on ice for having very ugly relatives, Miserable Cunt on ice for not having a sign up that reads "Da and Cunt" or "Da's Miserable Cunt." Uncle Pervy and Teeny Weeny on ice for not knowing anything about the up coming Full Moon Hash, Mad Cow on ice for trashing the trail while pretending to sex Barbie Doll while her boyfriend was away "hashing" in the Philippines (yea right.. wink wink).
After the hash hymn, I walk back to the bus with Peler when I hear his mobile phone ring. "Hey Peler, Frog here, how’s the hash?" "Great time, but why are you calling from Classroom 2?" "I'm not buddy,...mmmm..  I'm in my office....working." "So why do I hear people yelling "Patrick get off the chrome pole!!?”  "No No, that's... mmmm.... another Patrick." So uh...do I still get a free run ticket?

On On
Jello Butt                                   


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STATS REPORT 

Checkout some of the Stats for the Year 2005
Average runners per run during the months of April since 1984.


 

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs
HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 68

18 Terje Borge: 3 Pensri Phromsri: 3 Kasuda Pidtharapa: 2 Nee Rattana: 11 Yom Yoim: 66 ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA: 127 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 113 ARE YOU SURE: 292 ARSE HOPPER: 86 BALL RINGER: 123 BARBIE DOLL: 113 BAZIL: 72 BELL END: 167 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 6 BLACK AND WHITE BITCH: 24 BORDERLINE: 169 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 84 BOTTOMS UP: 151 BOW WOW: 8 CANDY LADY: 119 CARE BEAR: 58 CHICKEN LEGS: 313 CHICKEN NUGGET: 342 CLIT FACE: 11 CUPID'S STUD: 91 DESI SWALLOW: 43 DIZZY: 375 DR. PINKY: 211 FINI THE FAGGOT: 211 FLIPPER: 223 FREE WILLY: 165 FUCK THE TRUTH: 282 FUCKING DOG: 34 ICE CREAM: 84 ICY DAVIDSON: 64 JATINGJA: 73 JELLO BUTT: 102 JOHN SHITHEAD II: 626 KING YAO YAO: 23 LASSIE: 136 LORD LUCAN: 12 LUMP: 178 MIDNIGHT STAR: 228 MISERABLE CUNT: 215 MISS CHIVAS: 7 MUSHROOM: 121 PELER: 227 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 205 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 53 REAR GUNNER: 199 RINGWORM: 286 ROTTWEILER: 27 SCREW ME: 323 SEAMAN STAINS: 110 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 925 SIR AIRHEAD: 745 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 588 SIR FESTER: 140 SMILING BROWN SPIDER: 64 SNOOPY: 356 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 78 SUN FLOWER: 319 TEENY WEENY: 451 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 22 TOO MUCH: 28 UP AND DOWN DICK: 314 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 220 WANK-KING:

RETURNEES 26

12 Nairchanok Baneye: 13 Lars martin Gjein: 6 Daniel Grace: 5 Alica Grace: 2 Arve johan Pedersen: 16 Ratrana Pedersen: 2 Stig Riise: 55 BENGT POTATO: 51 CABBAGE HEAD: 36 CHICKEN HUNTER: 49 DOG TWAT: 43 FISH FUCKER: 8 FLAMING STIFFY: 57 FUCKALAO: 173 HANNIBAL LECTER: 31 KNICKERLESS: 52 LOBSTER QUEEN: 73 MAD COW THE FIRST: 20 MONA LISA: 41 MR. WALDORF: 17 PINK PUSSYCAT: 74 RUB HER DICK: 11 SON OF SAM: 96 TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 13 TUPPERWARE: 348 UNCLE PERVY:

LEAVERS 5

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING IDEA: BLACK AND WHITE BITCH: CANDY LADY: CHICKEN HUNTER: CUPID'S STUD:

VISITORS 4

(6) SPORE Pattaya Bush Hash, Thailand
(6) GRAVEN IMAGE Lion City Hash, Singapore
(1) BORN TO BANG COCK Long Beach Hash, USA
(1) FLOTATION DEVICES Long Beach Hash, USA
VIRGINS 2

Kent Larsen: Lamphen Yasiasad:

SINNERS 8

MAD COW THE FIRST: This weeks hash trash for throwing a bottle. Identified by the fingerprints.
Terje Borge: His girlfriend picks the raffle prize and forget to draw the next lucky ticket.
BLACK AND WHITE BITCH: Lying leaver.
CANDY LADY: Lying leaver.
CUPID'S STUD: Lying leaver.
MISERABLE CUNT: Out drinking, when going home on his bike he went the wrong way and ended up on highway 36 even though he lives in Jomtien.
SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: His team Millwall were relegated to the 2nd division.
TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: His girlfriend picks the raffle prize and forget to draw the next lucky ticket.

HASH CRASH 2 ICE CREAM: Motorcycle accident. Broke her arm while all others involved died.
SON OF SAM: Falls face down into the mud during the run.
ANNIVERSARIES 4

BOTTOMLESS PIT: 5 Hared Runs
BOTTOMLESS PIT: 5 Hared Runs Hat
CABBAGE HEAD: 50 Run Mug
LOBSTER QUEEN: 50 Run Mug
BIRTHDAYS None
NEW NAMES

None
OTHER EVENTS 1

FUCKING DOG: Assigned a 5m rope by SIR AIRHEAD. Shall from now on make sure SIR FESTER stays the necessary distance away from SEAMAN SWALLOW.
GROUP EVENTS 3

1. MR. WALDORF, MONA LISA, FREE WILLY, UP AND DOWN DICK, Pensri Phromsri & ICE CREAM: Raffle winners.
2. ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, BALL RINGER & DIZZY: Running in multicolour socks.
3. V.V., FINI THE FAGGOT & BLACK AND WHITE BITCH: New rule in Belgium, Queers and lesbians can now adopt kids.
MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT  

None


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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1156 01 May FLYING FROG & UP AND DOWN DICK (Labour Day Run) Classroom 2
1157 08 May SPAGHETTI HEAD & TOO MUCH TQ 1
1158 15 May (Norwegian Day Run)
 T-Shirt run		 ODD JOB, PELER, FUCKING DOG,
SIR FESTER, PISSED POLE DANCER		 O La La(X)
1159 22 May VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & TAMPAX TQ 2
1160 29 May Hares needed Miss Chivas
1161 05 Jun Hares needed Jameson's
1162 12 Jun Hares needed Jasmine
1163 19 Jun (Midsummerfest Run)
 T-Shirt run		 PONCHO THE PERVERT, TADPOLE
& FINI THE FAGGOT		 O La La
1164 26 Jun SPAGHETTI HEAD & SINGAPORE SUCKER Classroom 2

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

The following (40) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
Please note: A T-shirt will be made available for sale to anyone on the Veterans Run. No free shirts this year.

ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ARE YOU SURE, ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BAZIL, BELL END, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOW WOW, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DR. PINKY, FLYING FROG, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, GERMAN SHEPHERD, JATINGJA, KING YAO YAO, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MR. STATLER, PELER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, QUEEN STELLA, RAINBOW, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, ROTTWEILER, SEAMAN STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, SIR AIRHEAD, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, SPAGHETTI HEAD, TERMINAL 4 SKIN, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING,

 

Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 
The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)
Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)
TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Jasmine Hotel All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

2006
(subject to change)
#1158, 15 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1163, 19 Jun - Midsummerfest Run - New
#1166, 10 Jul - Aussie Run
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure/Memoriam Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run
#1180, 16 Oct - Pre Ramble to Interhash Run
#1182, 30 Oct - Halloween Run
#1183, 06 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1190, 25 Dec - Christmas Run

2007
(subject to change)
#1191, 01 Jan - New Years Day Run
#1195, 29 Jan - AGM Run
#1197, 12 Feb - Valentines Run
#1202, 19 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1206, 16 Apr - Songkran Run
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated April 2006:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, TWO BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY, BLACK CRAB, KNICKERLESS, EWE FUCKER, PEAR SHAPED, POLAROID HAEMOROID,

 

Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

Date

Occasion

Country

Contact Information
Jun 17th 2006 Phuket H3 20 Years Celebrations Thailand http://www.phuket-hhh.com/
Oct 14-22. 2006 Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd Thailand Clit Face
Oct 21st 2006 Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run (evening) Thailand Clit Face
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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