Well it’s another Monday and a short drive to the A site for me. A very nice little A site with plenty of tree cover but lots a annoying little flies. We seemed to be standing round for hours. No bus and we had to use baht buses. And with being a holiday it just took ages to get the run under way. Chicken Legs and Flipper and the other helpers were busy cooking sausages and burgers which a lot of people were eating while they waited for the off. Eventually by about 5.20 we heard Form a Circle. With CF standing in, the the GM who was just a miserable hare today, with no power.
Eventually Flying Frog and Co hare Up and Down Dick told us about the run. No dogs, no cattle, no snakes, no crocodiles, no elephants, but lots of flies. And off we went. I was going at a fast pace with Uncle Pervy, he was telling me about making home made beer. You have to have very clean equipment when you start. You have the beer kit and lots of water. Which you mix in a mixing bowl. You add sugar, not too much because that makes the beer too strong, and you get very drunk as the Stupid Kraut Kunt often does. You let it ferment, which takes about two weeks that is because of the warm climate which we have over here. You then pour the fermented beer into bottles which you add more sugar too, put bottles tops on with a special bottle top putting on machine. You end up with about 36 bottles of beer. It is best left for 3 months and you have a very good home made brew. Apparently Uncle Pervy as just made about 300 bottles for the Flying Frog. I thought he was cutting down on the drinking, but maybe I heard wrong.
By this time we could see some of the front runners ahead Sir Airhead and Son of Sam, we got a bit messed up on the first check, and I think it was talking about the home made beer. We veered off into the trees and found ourselves back at the A Site. And it was time for some home made beer. Which we had with French bread and sausage and onions. Which was very nice. Pervy had is chairs out and the usual crowd had gathered around for a chat and some home made beer. I went off wondering around chatting to all the cracks who were also grazing as they seem to do most of the time. In fact I think if you had an Olympic Games grazing event, the cracks would win gold every time the event took place. Front runners were coming in from every angle; King Yao Yao was the first one in followed by Mad Cow. If you had Mad Cow running behind you I would imagine you would be first in with him behind you. Eventually the circle was called. We had a sinner (Borderline) put in the bucket for taking beer into the happy hour bar, and he said he does it every week. And the lovely Swallow came in and did the raffle, I seem to recall she iced herself, and all the lucky winners got a prize and a beer, which can’t be bad. We had a lot of returnees, and leavers, one of which was Uncle Pervy so next week we cannot have some of that lovely home made beer. Maybe that is why the Frog as got 300 bottles stashed away so that we  can drink home made beer when Pervy is away. That Frog is so thoughtful and caring about his fellow hashers. We then had Ringworm, Big Nose, Miserable Cunt, Seamen Stains and others who watched the Moto GP, I had to watch it outside looking through the window because they would not let me in. And I noticed that MC had one of those Magic Carpets which the same people sold to me. Only it did not work and when the wife stands on it she does not disappear and never come back. (If anyone is looking for a second hand Magic Carpet please contact me and we will discuss the price). We had the usual visitors and anniversaries which are all in the hash sheet thanks to Peler taking notes, thank you. We did have one more anniversary T4 presented with an empty box, in which he thought that the hash had bought him a new mobile phone. Silly boy. Stupid Kraut Kunt in for being involved in the upcoming World Cup where he will be interviewing football hooligans and we had out own bunch of hooligans to join him on the ice. No doubt we will see some very good interviews during the month of June. It was then time for the hares song. Which was performed by Karen and No More Cum (Karen was No Mores girl friend 15 years ago, and still looks after and performs sexual acts with him when the occasion arises) She did a really good song if only it had been a bit louder, but very good nevertheless. Well done. Seaman Stains in for the Hash Hymn. And off to the happy hour bar for fun and food. After everybody had left the baht buses turned up, I am not sure how many people rode in them but they did turn up. By the way it was an ok run the Flying Frog and Up and Down Dick got away with it. So good Night from me I am going home to have some home made beer.

On on
Sir Chicken Fucker