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HASH SHEET - RUN 1157


The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 7th June 2006
in
Patrick's at 4:00 pm.

Previous points discussed


Next T-shirt Run is:
The Norwegian Day Run15th May 2006

 


Interhash registration going cheap: 6,000 baht
Contact Mickey Angel (RSM) on 012540890


 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1158 Monday May 15th, 2006


MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00 (4 PM)


Hares: 

ODD JOB, FUCKING DOG, KARAMBA,
SIR FESTER, P.P.DANCER, & PELER
 


 Happy Hour at: O La La

 

Directions to the A-site:
Drive south on Sukhumvit for 9.5Km from Klang. Turn left and drive up Wat Huay Yai road for 12.9K (HHH). Turn right into the dirt road and drive for 600 meters to A-site.
 

 


 


Links to other PH3 pages

The Mis-management + Meetings minutes Outstation Run Jan 2005
May 08.  200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
Apr 25.  50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
May 08.  10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

In Memory of Wayne Tishburn 'Hash Groupie' 

In Memory of PH3 Deceased Hashers

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Scribe report for Run 1157

Hare(s): SPAGHETTI HEAD & TOO MUCH   88 Runners

At last I get myself to the e mail shop after running round the golf course with T4. I will be glad to get my computer this week, anyway lets get back to yesterday, hash day. A short drive for me this week to a very scenic a-site where the perfect circle was painted and every blade of grass had been cut to exactly 3.5 centimetre and combed over to one side. It was then that I realised who the hair was, sorry I mean hare Spaghetti Head, and looking at the hill in front of us it was not long before I had figured out where we were heading. Straight up then down then up etc etc. A very scenic hill top view of lakes and other mountains other than the one we kept climbing up. Overall the run was voted a good one but I did not understand why there were checks, as there was no where to go only straight on, but good exercise all the same. After stuffing down a low cholesterol burger and a few tins of beer the circle was called. First the raffle, the first five winners where cracks and the last three male, that out of the way, Are You Sure in the bucket as usual new hash trash, I don't know what for because Festering Streaker on his yearly visit to the Monday hash would not stop yakking, luckily after a while he went off to annoy someone else, now I could hear. Borderline and Up And Down Dick were iced for not paying there check bin in Flying Frogs bar. Karamba is next on the ice for making his life too difficult buying hotels and condo apartments all around the world and now having to take care of them all, before he used to windsurf and laze on the beach with a book. Still with the Karamba family his sisters husband is put on the ice as a pilot who fly's dead people around the world and no one ever complains about the waitress service. Karamba is also accused of producing blonde African hypochondriac children running around Angola in herds. Now I find myself in the bucket not that unusual having such a big gob, this time for voting for bottled beer against cans. I noticed Jessica was working very hard giving down downs out whilst giggling away and I also noticed Flying Frog getting very confused towards the end of the night. Time for the hash hymn then some sitting around afterward nattering and watching Yao Yao collapse through one of Chicken Fuckers chairs. That is all I can remember of the night because I was getting pissed. See you next week.

On On
Miserable C...


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STATS REPORT 

Checkout some of the Stats for the Year 2005

Average runners per run during the months of April since 1984.


 

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs

HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 68

20 Terje Borge: 2 Ken Cobbett: 5 Pensri Phromsri: 5 Kasuda Pidtharapa: 129 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 115 ARE YOU SURE: 294 ARSE HOPPER: 206 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 88 BALL RINGER: 125 BARBIE DOLL: 115 BAZIL: 74 BELL END: 169 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 26 BORDERLINE: 171 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 86 BOTTOMS UP: 153 BOW WOW: 121 CARE BEAR: 60 CHICKEN LEGS: 344 CLIT FACE: 93 DESI SWALLOW: 377 DR. PINKY: 213 FINI THE FAGGOT: 213 FLIPPER: 424 FLYING FROG: 225 FREE WILLY: 167 FUCK THE TRUTH: 284 FUCKING DOG: 27 FUDGE PACKING FROG: 8 GRAVEN IMAGE: 17 GRUMPY: 28 HARRY POTTER: 3 HOBBIT: 66 JATINGJA: 75 JELLO BUTT: 628 KING YAO YAO: 138 LORD LUCAN: 180 MIDNIGHT STAR: 230 MISERABLE CUNT: 42 MISS DOWNHILL: 41 MR. STATLER: 43 MR. WALDORF: 69 NO MORE CUM: 123 PELER: 19 PINK PUSSYCAT: 96 PISS UPHILL: 87 PISSED POLE DANCER: 155 RAINBOW: 207 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 86 RED ARSEHOLE: 288 ROTTWEILER: 76 RUB HER DICK: 325 SEAMAN STAINS: 112 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 927 SIR AIRHEAD: 747 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 590 SIR FESTER: 142 SMILING BROWN SPIDER: 66 SNOOPY: 358 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 6 SPEEDY GONZALES: 453 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 24 TOO MUCH: 15 TUPPERWARE: 350 UNCLE PERVY: 30 UP AND DOWN DICK: 316 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 222 WANK-KING:

RETURNEES 16

2 Pet Nida: 314 CHICKEN NUGGET: 31 CRACK MY COCCYX: 5 DEAD ON ARRIVAL: 6 DOG PIMP: 245 FESTERING STREAKER: 144 KARAMBA: 26 MICKY MAOW: 64 MINELESS CUNT: 18 MISSING LINK: 58 ROCKY: 19 SWEET AND EASY: 97 TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 19 THE WITCH: 38 TOY FROG: 5 TURBO PROP:

LEAVERS None
VISITORS 2

(5) Andrew Scorer: Bangkok Bike Hash, Thailand,
(1) ALWAYS ICED DOWN SOUTH: Okinawa Hash, Japan

VIRGINS 2

Stein Braathen: Panpaper Srikoa:

SINNERS 12 ARE YOU SURE: Hash Trash, throwing plastic bottle on the ground.
ARE YOU SURE: Disturbing raffle mistress` circle.
DR. PINKY: Yakking.
FESTERING STREAKER: Yakking.
FINI THE FAGGOT: Disturbing raffle mistress` circle.
FREE WILLY: First white to participate in Miss Tiffany universe.
KARAMBA: This weeks hash trash. Throwing away the raffle tickets in the circle.
MISERABLE CUNT: Disturbing circle activities.
NO MORE CUM: Yakking.
NO MORE CUM: Fireman who was in bed when his Thai colleques were fighting the fire at Route 999 discotheque.
PISS UPHILL: His wife forget to draw the next lucky number at raffle.
UP AND DOWN DICK: Didn't pay his bill in Frogs place.
HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES 6 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 40 Hared Runs
UNCLE PERVY: 350 Runs
WANK-KING: 200 Runs T-shirt
REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 200 Runs T-shirt
ARSE-A-HOLIC: 200 Runs T-shirt
BAZIL: 100 Runs T-shirt
BIRTHDAYS 1 FINI THE FAGGOT: 13th May
NEW NAMES 1

Ronny 'DOG PIMP' Lenssens

OTHER EVENTS 3 JELLO BUTT: Announcing the upcoming Sunday Jungle hash.
MICKY MAOW: Awarded a t-shirt as the 80.000 runner on PH3.
SEAMAN STAINS: Announcing the upcoming Saturday Bush hash.
GROUP EVENTS 2

1. BARBIE DOLL, TURBO PROP, MISS DOWNHILL, BOW WOW, NO MORE CUM, FINI THE FAGGOT & UNCLE PERVY: Raffle winners.
2. BOTTOMLESS PIT, FUCKING DOG & BORDERLINE: Voting to have bottles or cans for our beverages. Cans won.

MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT 1 

FREE WILLY: Throwing beer cans on farmers property.


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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1158 15 May (Norwegian Day Run)
T-Shirt run
ODD JOB, FUCKING DOG,KARAMBA
SIR FESTER, P.P.DANCER,
PELER
O La La(X)
1159 22 May VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & TAMPAX TQ 2
1160 29 May UP AND DOWN DICK & BORDERLINE Miss Chivas
1161 05 Jun SEAMAN STAINS & SEAMAN SWALLOW Jameson's
1162 12 Jun VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & MR. STATLER Jasmine
1163 19 Jun (Midsummerfest Run)
T-Shirt run
PONCHO THE PERVERT, TADPOLE
& FINI THE FAGGOT
O La La
1164 26 Jun SPAGHETTI HEAD & SINGAPORE SUCKER Classroom 2
1165 03 Jul KNICKERLESS TQ 1
1166 10 Jul (Aussie Run)
T-Shirt run
KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR
&
APPLES TURNOVER
Scandi Bar
1167 17 Jul FREE WILLY & FLIPPER TQ 2

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

The following (44) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
Please note: A T-shirt will be made available for sale to anyone on the Veterans Run. No free shirts this year.

ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ARE YOU SURE, ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BAZIL, BELL END, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOW WOW, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DR. PINKY, FLYING FROG, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, FUDGE PACKING FROG, GERMAN SHEPHERD, JATINGJA, KING YAO YAO, KNICKERLESS, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MR. STATLER, MR. WALDORF, PELER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, QUEEN STELLA, RAINBOW, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, RINGWORM, ROTTWEILER, SEAMAN STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, SIR AIRHEAD, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, SPAGHETTI HEAD, TERMINAL 4 SKIN, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING,

 

Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 

The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)

Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)

TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Jasmine Hotel All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

2006
(subject to change)

#1158, 15 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1163, 19 Jun - Midsummerfest Run - New
#1166, 10 Jul - Aussie Run
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure/Memoriam Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run
#1180, 16 Oct - Pre Ramble to Interhash Run
#1182, 30 Oct - Halloween Run
#1183, 06 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1190, 25 Dec - Christmas Run

2007
(subject to change)
#1191, 01 Jan - New Years Day Run
#1195, 29 Jan - AGM Run
#1197, 12 Feb - Valentines Run
#1202, 19 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1206, 16 Apr - Songkran Run
#1210, 14 May - Norwegian Day Run

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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated May 2006:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, TWO BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY, BLACK CRAB, KNICKERLESS, EWE FUCKER, PEAR SHAPED, POLAROID HAEMOROID, BORDERLINE,

 


Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

Date

Occasion

Country

Contact Information

Jun 17th 2006 Phuket H3 20 Years Celebrations Thailand http://www.phuket-hhh.com/
Oct 14-22. 2006 Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd Thailand Clit Face
Oct 21st 2006 Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run (evening) Thailand Clit Face
Oct 21st 2006 Skandi Hooligan Run # 200 on Koh Sichang Thailand http://www.scandihooligan.no
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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