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RUN # 1158 Monday May 15th, 2006 MISS DIRECTIONS: Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change. Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00 (4 PM) Hares: ODD JOB, FUCKING DOG, KARAMBA, SIR FESTER, P.P.DANCER, & PELER Happy Hour at: O La La |
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| The Mis-management + Meetings minutes | Outstation Run Jan 2005 |
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May 08. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here. |
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Apr 25. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here, |
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May 08. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here. |
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Scribe report for Run 1157
| Hare(s): | SPAGHETTI HEAD & TOO MUCH | 88 Runners |
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At last I get myself to the e mail shop after running round the golf course with T4. I will be glad to get my computer this week, anyway lets get back to yesterday, hash day. A short drive for me this week to a very scenic a-site where the perfect circle was painted and every blade of grass had been cut to exactly 3.5 centimetre and combed over to one side. It was then that I realised who the hair was, sorry I mean hare Spaghetti Head, and looking at the hill in front of us it was not long before I had figured out where we were heading. Straight up then down then up etc etc. A very scenic hill top view of lakes and other mountains other than the one we kept climbing up. Overall the run was voted a good one but I did not understand why there were checks, as there was no where to go only straight on, but good exercise all the same. After stuffing down a low cholesterol burger and a few tins of beer the circle was called. First the raffle, the first five winners where cracks and the last three male, that out of the way, Are You Sure in the bucket as usual new hash trash, I don't know what for because Festering Streaker on his yearly visit to the Monday hash would not stop yakking, luckily after a while he went off to annoy someone else, now I could hear. Borderline and Up And Down Dick were iced for not paying there check bin in Flying Frogs bar. Karamba is next on the ice for making his life too difficult buying hotels and condo apartments all around the world and now having to take care of them all, before he used to windsurf and laze on the beach with a book. Still with the Karamba family his sisters husband is put on the ice as a pilot who fly's dead people around the world and no one ever complains about the waitress service. Karamba is also accused of producing blonde African hypochondriac children running around Angola in herds. Now I find myself in the bucket not that unusual having such a big gob, this time for voting for bottled beer against cans. I noticed Jessica was working very hard giving down downs out whilst giggling away and I also noticed Flying Frog getting very confused towards the end of the night. Time for the hash hymn then some sitting around afterward nattering and watching Yao Yao collapse through one of Chicken Fuckers chairs. That is all I can remember of the night because I was getting pissed. See you next week. On On |
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some of the Stats for the Year 2005
Average runners per run during the months of
April since 1984.

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Hashers and their Number of Total Runs |
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HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 68 |
20 Terje Borge: 2 Ken Cobbett: 5 Pensri Phromsri: 5 Kasuda Pidtharapa: 129 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 115 ARE YOU SURE: 294 ARSE HOPPER: 206 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 88 BALL RINGER: 125 BARBIE DOLL: 115 BAZIL: 74 BELL END: 169 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 26 BORDERLINE: 171 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 86 BOTTOMS UP: 153 BOW WOW: 121 CARE BEAR: 60 CHICKEN LEGS: 344 CLIT FACE: 93 DESI SWALLOW: 377 DR. PINKY: 213 FINI THE FAGGOT: 213 FLIPPER: 424 FLYING FROG: 225 FREE WILLY: 167 FUCK THE TRUTH: 284 FUCKING DOG: 27 FUDGE PACKING FROG: 8 GRAVEN IMAGE: 17 GRUMPY: 28 HARRY POTTER: 3 HOBBIT: 66 JATINGJA: 75 JELLO BUTT: 628 KING YAO YAO: 138 LORD LUCAN: 180 MIDNIGHT STAR: 230 MISERABLE CUNT: 42 MISS DOWNHILL: 41 MR. STATLER: 43 MR. WALDORF: 69 NO MORE CUM: 123 PELER: 19 PINK PUSSYCAT: 96 PISS UPHILL: 87 PISSED POLE DANCER: 155 RAINBOW: 207 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 86 RED ARSEHOLE: 288 ROTTWEILER: 76 RUB HER DICK: 325 SEAMAN STAINS: 112 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 927 SIR AIRHEAD: 747 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 590 SIR FESTER: 142 SMILING BROWN SPIDER: 66 SNOOPY: 358 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 6 SPEEDY GONZALES: 453 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 24 TOO MUCH: 15 TUPPERWARE: 350 UNCLE PERVY: 30 UP AND DOWN DICK: 316 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 222 WANK-KING: |
| RETURNEES 16 |
2 Pet Nida: 314 CHICKEN NUGGET: 31 CRACK MY COCCYX: 5 DEAD ON ARRIVAL: 6 DOG PIMP: 245 FESTERING STREAKER: 144 KARAMBA: 26 MICKY MAOW: 64 MINELESS CUNT: 18 MISSING LINK: 58 ROCKY: 19 SWEET AND EASY: 97 TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 19 THE WITCH: 38 TOY FROG: 5 TURBO PROP: |
| LEAVERS | None |
| VISITORS 2 |
(5) Andrew Scorer: Bangkok Bike Hash, Thailand, |
| VIRGINS 2 |
Stein Braathen: Panpaper Srikoa: |
| SINNERS 12 |
ARE YOU SURE: Hash Trash, throwing plastic bottle on the
ground. ARE YOU SURE: Disturbing raffle mistress` circle. DR. PINKY: Yakking. FESTERING STREAKER: Yakking. FINI THE FAGGOT: Disturbing raffle mistress` circle. FREE WILLY: First white to participate in Miss Tiffany universe. KARAMBA: This weeks hash trash. Throwing away the raffle tickets in the circle. MISERABLE CUNT: Disturbing circle activities. NO MORE CUM: Yakking. NO MORE CUM: Fireman who was in bed when his Thai colleques were fighting the fire at Route 999 discotheque. PISS UPHILL: His wife forget to draw the next lucky number at raffle. UP AND DOWN DICK: Didn't pay his bill in Frogs place. |
| HASH CRASH | None |
| ANNIVERSARIES 6 |
SPAGHETTI HEAD: 40 Hared Runs UNCLE PERVY: 350 Runs WANK-KING: 200 Runs T-shirt REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 200 Runs T-shirt ARSE-A-HOLIC: 200 Runs T-shirt BAZIL: 100 Runs T-shirt |
| BIRTHDAYS 1 | FINI THE FAGGOT: 13th May |
| NEW NAMES 1 |
Ronny 'DOG PIMP' Lenssens |
| OTHER EVENTS 3 |
JELLO BUTT: Announcing the upcoming Sunday Jungle
hash. MICKY MAOW: Awarded a t-shirt as the 80.000 runner on PH3. SEAMAN STAINS: Announcing the upcoming Saturday Bush hash. |
| GROUP EVENTS 2 |
1. BARBIE DOLL, TURBO PROP,
MISS DOWNHILL, BOW WOW, NO MORE CUM, FINI THE FAGGOT & UNCLE PERVY:
Raffle winners. |
| MISMANAGEMENT | None |
| NEW HASH SHIT 1 |
FREE WILLY: Throwing beer cans on farmers property. |
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HARELINE
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster
one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.
| Run # | Date | Hares | Happy Hour | |
| 1158 | 15 May |
(Norwegian Day Run) T-Shirt run |
ODD JOB, FUCKING DOG,KARAMBA SIR FESTER, P.P.DANCER, PELER |
O La La(X) |
| 1159 | 22 May | VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & TAMPAX | TQ 2 | |
| 1160 | 29 May | UP AND DOWN DICK & BORDERLINE | Miss Chivas | |
| 1161 | 05 Jun | SEAMAN STAINS & SEAMAN SWALLOW | Jameson's | |
| 1162 | 12 Jun | VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & MR. STATLER | Jasmine | |
| 1163 | 19 Jun |
(Midsummerfest Run) T-Shirt run |
PONCHO THE PERVERT, TADPOLE & FINI THE FAGGOT |
O La La |
| 1164 | 26 Jun | SPAGHETTI HEAD & SINGAPORE SUCKER | Classroom 2 | |
| 1165 | 03 Jul | KNICKERLESS | TQ 1 | |
| 1166 | 10 Jul |
(Aussie Run) T-Shirt run |
KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR & APPLES TURNOVER |
Scandi Bar |
| 1167 | 17 Jul | FREE WILLY & FLIPPER | TQ 2 | |
Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.
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The
following (44) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this
years Veterans Run. |
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ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ARE YOU SURE, ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BAZIL, BELL END, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOW WOW, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DR. PINKY, FLYING FROG, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, FUDGE PACKING FROG, GERMAN SHEPHERD, JATINGJA, KING YAO YAO, KNICKERLESS, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MR. STATLER, MR. WALDORF, PELER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, QUEEN STELLA, RAINBOW, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, RINGWORM, ROTTWEILER, SEAMAN STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, SIR AIRHEAD, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, SPAGHETTI HEAD, TERMINAL 4 SKIN, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING, |
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All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to
behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to
provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash.
Please help the Hash Bars. The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:
Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid. |
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Are you a Virgin Hare...in Pattaya ? You might want to know a few things. We have created a very simple page (quick loading) for you to get the 'rules'. There is also other information on that page. Use the below links: 2. Scribe 3. Haring a Run |
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers |
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It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash
other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers
has been changed as of July 2000. Updated May 2006: |
Upcoming International & Local Hash Events
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Contact Information |
| Jun 17th 2006 | Phuket H3 20 Years Celebrations | Thailand | http://www.phuket-hhh.com/ |
| Oct 14-22. 2006 | Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 21st 2006 | Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run (evening) | Thailand | Clit Face |
| Oct 21st 2006 | Skandi Hooligan Run # 200 on Koh Sichang | Thailand | http://www.scandihooligan.no |
| Oct 27-29. 2006 | Interhash 2006 | Chiang Mai Thailand | http://www.chiangmai2006.com |
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