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HASH SHEET - RUN 1158

The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 7th June 2006
in Patrick's at 4:00 pm.

Previous points discussed


Next T-shirt Run is:
The Midsummerfest Run19th Jun 2006

 



Interhash registration going cheap: 6,000 baht
Contact Mickey Angel (RSM) on 012540890


 

NEXT RUN MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1159 Monday May 22nd, 2006
MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
 Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00 (4 PM)
Hares: 

VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & TAMPAX  


 Happy Hour at: TQ 2
 

Directions to the A-site:
Drive along Highway 36 for 9 km, go left on 3240 before the flyover for 3.1 km, at the HHH sign go left for another 2.6 km until the A-site on your right.
 

 


 

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The Mis-management + Meetings minutes Outstation Run Jan 2005
May 15.  200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
Apr 25.  50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
May 15.  10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

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Scribe report for Run 1158

Hare(s): ODD JOB, FUCKING DOG, KARAMBA, SIR FESTER, P.P.DANCER, & PELER   125 Runners

NORWEGIAN NATIONAL DAY RUN

Norwegian run again… We gather at the same great A-site as last year with last years hares this year upgrading the location with a rent-a-tent. Well suited A-site close to Pattaya and great view of a setting sun over Jomtien. Jello Butt shows up cleanly shaven stating he is in preparation for his upcoming Iraq tour, does it state in the contract they only bury well groomed corpses?

Run sets off through a number of gulley's, wooded areas and surprisingly little agri land despite the changes that was apparent since last years run, there must have been a chain-saw massacre here! Seaman Stains does his own tour with as usual a nonchalant smirk on his lips thinking the short cuts will work out to his favour but scribe sees him last heading of in the opposite direction when in site of the A-site, failing sixth sense?

Back at the A-site we are offered loads of smoked salmon and Aquavit and T-shirts were handed out stating the Famous? “Norwegian inventions through time”

As Sir Airhead later points out there is really only one revolutionizing invention among those presented, being the paper clip invented back in late 1800’s when Norway was actually governed by their western neighbour casting strong doubts of the origin of this invention.

Seaman Swallow is radiantly performing the raffles as the circles takes form. Spaghetti Head takes charge and firstly ices the last weeks scribe Miserable Cunt for issuing a too short scribe. I take the hint and will try to fill some more words into this one. What follows next is a outdrawn and at parts confusing recitation of what happened AFTER last weeks circle: Sir Chicken Fucker, King Yao Yao, Bottomless Pit, T4, Wank-King, Flying Frog, Airhead are iced for if I understood things right playing with sausages in a private circle while destroying each others property and trashing. Fuck the truth is called in to defend the defendants but ends up on the ice sooner than he could send his initial invoice. In the end M.C. is charged with all the heinous crimes and crowned with the toilet seat as the hash trash.

Fucking dog gets the opportunity to demonstrate the Norwegian breathalyzer and staggers off into the sticks with all possible alarms going off.

The past week is then debriefed for us by our G.M. who informs us that Monster broke his finger trying to fist a Katoey while (s)he was following the Jane Fonda's training video. Lonely Wolf is iced for being beaten up in the gay park and our Belgian Buddies Frog, Fini, Harry potter discuss their tour into boys-land finer dining establishments.

Visitor BB shows of his vocal talents while icing all our pretty harriettes. Not wanting to appear any less talented visitor Slippery Nipple (scribe will at given opportunity investigate the root of that name) gives us a sample of Okinawa Hash songs.

Celebrations follow with Peler and Karamba 10 hared runs, Singapore sucker 150 runs mug, Arse Hopper 20 hares T-shirt, T-4 450 run Trophy. And then off to Oh LA LA for some great food and more free beers, thanks Hares.

 

On On!

Rusty Ringhole


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STATS REPORT 

Checkout some of the Stats for the Year 2005
Average runners per run during the months of April since 1984.


 

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs
HASHERS FROM
PREVIOUS WEEK 71

21 Terje Borge: 6 Pensri Phromsri: 6 Kasuda Pidtharapa: 6 Andrew Scorer: 130 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 116 ARE YOU SURE: 295 ARSE HOPPER: 207 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 89 BALL RINGER: 126 BARBIE DOLL: 116 BAZIL: 75 BELL END: 27 BORDERLINE: 172 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 87 BOTTOMS UP: 154 BOW WOW: 122 CARE BEAR: 61 CHICKEN LEGS: 315 CHICKEN NUGGET: 345 CLIT FACE: 94 DESI SWALLOW: 7 DOG PIMP: 378 DR. PINKY: 214 FINI THE FAGGOT: 214 FLIPPER: 425 FLYING FROG: 226 FREE WILLY: 168 FUCK THE TRUTH: 285 FUCKING DOG: 28 FUDGE PACKING FROG: 9 GRAVEN IMAGE: 18 GRUMPY: 29 HARRY POTTER: 4 HOBBIT: 67 JATINGJA: 76 JELLO BUTT: 145 KARAMBA: 629 KING YAO YAO: 139 LORD LUCAN: 181 MIDNIGHT STAR: 65 MINELESS CUNT: 231 MISERABLE CUNT: 43 MISS DOWNHILL: 19 MISSING LINK: 42 MR. STATLER: 44 MR. WALDORF: 70 NO MORE CUM: 124 PELER: 20 PINK PUSSYCAT: 97 PISS UPHILL: 88 PISSED POLE DANCER: 156 RAINBOW: 208 REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD: 59 ROCKY: 289 ROTTWEILER: 326 SEAMAN STAINS: 113 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 928 SIR AIRHEAD: 748 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 591 SIR FESTER: 143 SMILING BROWN SPIDER: 67 SNOOPY: 359 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 7 SPEEDY GONZALES: 454 TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 98 TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 20 THE WITCH: 16 TUPPERWARE: 351 UNCLE PERVY: 317 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 223 WANK-KING:

RETURNEES 39

2 Ronny Claeys: 2 Finn Holth: 4 Nat Kumprachom: 5 Kitta Lablao: 4 Jampa Tongpab: 7 Tomas Tveit: 64 BABY WIPES: 3 BROKEN DOWN DICK: 54 COCK-A-LEAKY: 45 DIZZY: 127 FESTERING SQUID JAZZER: 462 GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER: 174 HANNIBAL LECTER: 34 HEINEKEN HONEY: 30 JELLY BUM: 33 KNICKERLESS: 35 KOSOVO CUTIE: 35 KY KEV: 26 LONE WOLF: 75 MAD COW THE FIRST: 217 MISS CHIVAS: 21 MONA LISA: 28 MONSTER: 238 MRS. HEAD: 177 ODD-JOB: 229 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 73 PUPPY: 72 PUSSYCAT: 208 QUEEN STELLA: 55 REAR GUNNER: 52 RUSTY RING HOLE: 151 SINGAPORE SUCKER: 79 SUN FLOWER: 29 SWEET PUSSY: 27 SWEETIE: 243 TADPOLE: 329 THE POPE: 130 VELCRO DICK: 44 ZEAL ZUCKER:

LEAVERS 6

CLIT FACE: DOG PIMP: GRAVEN IMAGE: GRUMPY: HARRY POTTER: MAD COW THE FIRST:

VISITORS 11

(3) Rachada Jintranan Bangkok Bike Hash, Thailand
(2) Jira Cooley Bangkok Hash, Thailand
(10) FOOTLOOSE Bangkok Hash, Thailand
(24) B. B. Lihir Hash, Papua New Guinea
(1) GAY BOY Lihir Hash, Papua New Guinea
(8) Top Kumprachom Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
(8) Tin Kumprachom Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
(13) Yom Yoim Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
(1) Jason Rupp Phnom Penh Hash, Cambodia
(1) SLIPPERY NIPPLE Sacile Hash, Italy
(3) 00 DIRK Taiping, Shanghai
VIRGINS 4

Kunakorn Charoenkornburi: Mynow Joyce: Luchy Joyce: Eva Samuelsen:

SINNERS 12

Terje Borge: Iced himself when the hares were called in.
FINI THE FAGGOT: Takes the GM to a Gay Restaurant on his birthday.
FLYING FROG: Returning to A-site by motorbike at last Saturdays bush hash. Borrowed 100B from Seaman Swallow to pay the driver. Too tight to give it back.
JELLO BUTT: Receives a mobile for beer police latest robbery.
KARAMBA: Private circle.
KARAMBA: Goes to Lone Wolf's rescue.
LONE WOLF: Fighting with under aged boys.
MAD COW THE FIRST: Asked for the visitors sponsor.
MISERABLE CUNT: This weeks hash trash. Broke a chair at the after-circle last week.
SEAMAN STAINS: Thinking Sweden and Norway is the same.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE: Private circle.
SMILING BROWN SPIDER: Kicking Ass with a smile.
HASH CRASH None
ANNIVERSARIES 5 ARSE HOPPER: 20 Hared T-shirt
KARAMBA: 10 Hared Runs
PELER: 10 Hared Runs
TERMINAL 4 SKIN: 450 Runs Trophy
SINGAPORE SUCKER: 150 Run Mug
BIRTHDAYS None
NEW NAMES None
OTHER EVENTS 2

B. B.: Laying down on the ice while PUSSYCAT pouring beer into his mouth.
BEER POLICE: Faking as real police and robbing young Thai man.
GROUP EVENTS 

1. PONCHO THE PERVERT, SWEETIE, MONA LISA, GRUMPY, WANK-KING, VELCRO DICK, Rachada Jintranan & Yom Yoim: Raffle winners.
2. All in Black shirts: Serenaded by SLIPPERY NIPPLE with "Was it you".
MISMANAGEMENT None
NEW HASH SHIT

None


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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run # Date Hares Happy Hour
1159 22 May VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & TAMPAX TQ 2
1160 29 May UP AND DOWN DICK & BORDERLINE Miss Chivas
1161 05 Jun SEAMAN STAINS & SEAMAN SWALLOW Jameson's
1162 12 Jun VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR & MR. STATLER Jasmine
1163 19 Jun (Midsummerfest Run)
 T-Shirt run		 PONCHO THE PERVERT, TADPOLE
& FINI THE FAGGOT		 O La La
1164 26 Jun SPAGHETTI HEAD & SINGAPORE SUCKER Classroom 2
1165 03 Jul KNICKERLESS TQ 1
1166 10 Jul (Aussie Run)
 T-Shirt run		 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR
& APPLES TURNOVER		 Scandi Bar
1167 17 Jul FREE WILLY & FLIPPER TQ 2
1168 24 Jul SIR CHICKEN FUCKER & DOG LICKS ITS DICK Miss Chivas
1169 31 Jul Hares needed Jameson's
1170 07 Aug (Adventure/Memoriam Run)
 T-Shirt run		 FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD Jasmine

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

The following (44) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
Please note: A T-shirt will be made available for sale to anyone on the Veterans Run. No free shirts this year.

ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ARE YOU SURE, ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BAZIL, BELL END, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOW WOW, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DR. PINKY, FLYING FROG, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, FUDGE PACKING FROG, GERMAN SHEPHERD, JATINGJA, KING YAO YAO, KNICKERLESS, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MR. STATLER, MR. WALDORF, PELER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, QUEEN STELLA, RAINBOW, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, RINGWORM, ROTTWEILER, SEAMAN STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, SIR AIRHEAD, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, SPAGHETTI HEAD, TERMINAL 4 SKIN, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING,

 

Hash Bar sequence Special T-Shirt Runs

All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.
 
The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1

(No children allowed)
Scandi Bar

(Sign-up/meeting bar)
TQ 2 (No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar  All welcome
Jasmine Hotel All welcome
OLaLa All welcome
Classroom 2 (No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

2006
(subject to change)
#1163, 19 Jun - Midsummerfest Run - New
#1166, 10 Jul - Aussie Run
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure/Memoriam Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run
#1180, 16 Oct - Pre Ramble to Interhash Run
#1182, 30 Oct - Halloween Run
#1183, 06 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1190, 25 Dec - Christmas Run

2007
(subject to change)
#1191, 01 Jan - New Years Day Run
#1195, 29 Jan - AGM Run
#1197, 12 Feb - Valentines Run
#1202, 19 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1206, 16 Apr - Songkran Run
#1210, 14 May - Norwegian Day Run
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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated May 2006:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, TWO BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY, BLACK CRAB, KNICKERLESS, EWE FUCKER, PEAR SHAPED, POLAROID HAEMOROID, BORDERLINE,

 

Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

Date

Occasion

Country

Contact Information
Jun 17th 2006 Phuket H3 20 Years Celebrations Thailand http://www.phuket-hhh.com/
Oct 14-22. 2006 Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd Thailand Clit Face
Oct 21st 2006 Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run (evening) Thailand Clit Face
Oct 21st 2006 Skandi Hooligan Run # 200 on Koh Sichang Thailand http://www.scandihooligan.no
Oct 27-29. 2006 Interhash 2006 Chiang Mai Thailand http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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