The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 7th June 2006
in Patrick's at 4:00 pm.

Previous points discussed

Next T-shirt Run is:
The Midsummerfest Run19th Jun 2006

Rainy days with the PH3.
Monday, Monday, Sunday, Sunday, black clouds zoom over Pattaya. Rainy day-Rainy day Blues.
What an a-site, our hares today Vietnamese Violator and Tampax. Two guys who know what they are doing. Vietnamese Violator always takes a good one and he is picking a great one for you this week. A great thunderstorm breaks out. Any Shiggy? New shoes, new shoes, he’s no fucking use to anyone, he’s no fucking use at all-at all and away we go. The rain pours down, up and down and round and round. First check easy but second check big problems. The pack is all over the place, Fini sets off on his own, brave man, is this a lone break or not? Nobody follows, its walkabout for Fini. Tapioca field, water, mud slip slide. I want to glide and I do, 3 times in a minute, through the fields, everybody seems to enjoy running in the rain with adverse conditions. I wonder why? After just 1 hour it’s ON IN and time for some rest. Then it’s the circle.
Karamba takes a seat, stealing tapioca for his private upstairs garden, a place with many secrets, a real back-yard man. Hares on in, the majority verdict, a good run, lots of water to soak up the soul. Uncle Pervy and Smiling Brown Spider take a seat, everybody got the brown beer blues, lack of availability, and it’s in the cooler darling. The biggest sin alive is to put your hand in the cooler. It is raining so much and it’s misty that our transmission to our helicopter above is broken, so we’ll take a commercial break, back in a moment.
Sir Chicken Fucker Co Ltd, are offering a fast food franchise, take away business package to persons interested in operating a proven business. Six sites have already been obtained within the Pattaya area and another seven sites will be available before the end of the year. If you want to supplement your pension with an additional income or work full time contact Chicken Fucker enterprises.
Why does Mr. Peler look so young? Does he supplement his diet with vitamin E, ginseng, royal jelly or multi vitamins? No his daily intake of ‘HASH’ gives him the edge, follow the example of top sports stars and business executives.
Ok, it’s stopped raining so let’s get back to the circle. Ice Cold Shot and friend on the ice, with Slippery Nipple (what a name) how did she get a name like that? Maybe she is Mexican. Poncho all your sins are forgiven. Pin The Penis On The Honky jumps into the circle with another guy who works for the CIA. Our GM asked a stupid question: “Who likes Muslims?” Miserable Cunt with his new Muslim look replies: “Have you met my dad Mr. Youssef? And by the way Sir GM Sir, did you find that bomb in your restaurant yet, don’t book a table until next week folks.”
Sir Chicken Fucker appears with a bucket over his head, is it Ned Kelly or a new human being, guess what, it’s the real man all the time, we are nobody’s fools Sir, but nice try. Plastic man with plastic faces on the ice, we all live plastic lives sometime, don’t worry about it. All those great guys from Iceland, Norway, Finland and also Eskimos on the ice, just for being their selves. Finland won the Eurovision Song Contest with the most number of votes ever, well done! Sir Chicken Fucker reports: “What about Sandy Shaw ‘Puppet on a String’ and ABBA?” Well Sir Times do change.
Our bad RA is going on holiday, who is going to be his replacement, we will know next week (secret). All white boys wearing white shirts on the ice for liking Frogs. Daft Vader had a nice birthday party with his head in the cake. Jello Butt on in and ices all the girls, not a good idea, something to do with bar fines?
The end, and all the mis-management on the ice, why? Because of all the hard work they do every week just to keep the show on the road. Hash Hymn and off we go to the TQ2 for some fun and hot dogs.

On On
Hannibal Lecter

The following (47) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
Please note: A T-shirt will be made available for sale to anyone on the Veterans Run. No free shirts this year.

ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ARE YOU SURE, ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BAZIL, BELL END, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOTTOMS UP, BOW WOW, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DR. PINKY, FLYING FROG, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, FUDGE PACKING FROG, GERMAN SHEPHERD, JATINGJA, JELLO BUTT, KING YAO YAO, KNICKERLESS, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MR. STATLER, MR. WALDORF, PELER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, PUPPY, QUEEN STELLA, RAINBOW, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, RINGWORM, ROTTWEILER, SEAMAN STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, SIR AIRHEAD, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, SPAGHETTI HEAD, TERMINAL 4 SKIN, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING,