The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 7th June 2006
in Patrick's at 4:00 pm.

Previous points discussed

Next T-shirt Run is:
The Midsummerfest Run19th Jun 2006

A double helping of scribe reports this week.

Hashing on a Monday afternoon:
I arrived at the A-site before the bus and chatted with Clit Face about a few ideas that I had while up country for the weekend. The bus arrived and we stood around waiting for the sign-ups to be completed so we could start the run. Sir Chicken F. standing in for G.M. Flying Frog, who was an emergency hare today, called the circle and the new shoes were christened. Hares Flying Frog and Lone Wolf in to tell us about the run: white paper, red checks and FT’s and a rope to help us down a hill. We set off on a trail cut through a wood 'till we came to the rope. As the pack could only climb down this one at a time, there was a bit of a delay. I got tired of waiting, made my own way down the hill and soon picked up the trail again. The trail was scenic with nice views over South Pattaya, around the hills with good checks and back to the A-site, the front runners in after 40 minutes and the walkers shortly after. Before the circle, I refreshed myself with some of Uncle Pervy’s excellent home brew, 2004 vintage.
Sir Chicken F. calls the circle and ices the hares. He liked the run, particularly the rope as some crack grabbed his dick by mistake and now it is 3 inches longer than it was before. Time for the raffle organised as usual by Seaman Swallow. Amongst the winners were No More Cum, Red Arsehole, Apples Turnover, and Charlie Manson who was put on ice. Leavers in for a down-down. Obewan off to work in Mexico, Apples Turnover and No More Cum off to work also, Are You Sure Off to Norway and Really Sadistic Bastard Off to England.
The Bad R.A. Sir Airhead takes the circle. Hares on the ice. No HHH signs on Phoenix C.C. Road. Miserable C. said that there was no need for one there and was put in the bucket for his trouble. The run was rated a good one as it was put together in a hurry as the original hares pulled out at the last minute. The Hash piss, Bottomless Pit on the ice because the Kloster beer was 2 years passed it's sell by date, however 2004 was a good vintage so it is o.k. Charlie Manson on the ice for not buying his virgin a t-shirt, cheap Charlie!.
Sir Chicken F. takes the circle and ices the Australians. Apparently there are 87 legal brothels in Melbourne and smoking is banned in all of them. This pisses off customers who like a smoke after sex. Returnees including Charlie Manson, Ringworm, and Clit Face In for a down-down and then our visitor today Homo Simpson from Lagos.
King Yao Yao, Dr Yao Yao for the day, T4 and Miserable C. on the ice. According to Dr Yao Yao, it's good for a man to have a beer every day with his friends, it prevents heart disease. Wives and girlfriends please take note! Old Hash Trash Miserable C. on the ice with this week's candidates Are you Sure, Charlie Manson and his virgin for throwing away a water bottle on the trail Charlie and virgin joint Hash Trash For the week.
Clit Face in to announce this weeks anniversaries: Texas Camel F. 100 runs today, Ringworm 200 run mug, Uncle Pervy 350 run trophy, first run No 59, 21years ago. Sir Chicken F. on the ice. Today he completed 750 runs. First run No 399, He missed 11 runs in 15 years. During this time he has been G.M, R.A, Master of Music Hash Piss for 10 years and has hared more than 40 runs, a remarkable achievement. He was presented with a picture, and because of his services to the Hash, free runs for life. Was that a glint of a tear in his eye as he sat on the ice or was it just a trick of the light? Well done Sir Chicken F.
Virgins and sponsors in for a down-down. The Ugly R.A. Charlie Manson takes the circle. He ices the Americans Sir Airhead, King Yao Yao, Spag Head, and Texas Camel F. Sweden beat U.S.A. to become world champions at ice hockey. He then Ices Sir Chicken F. and F’ing Dog and Serenades them with a song about chickens and dogs. Then he ices yours truly and a Swedish virgin and sings us a song about convicts no doubt written the last time he was inside. Sir Chicken F. ices the hares for asking Free Willy to bring back the rope, lazy bastards. He then ices the mis-management and sings us a song that Johnny Cash wished he'd written entitled the vagina song. This was followed by the Hares song and the Hash Hymn and then off to Miss Chivas bar for good food and more beer. Another good day on the Hash.

On-On,
Seaman Stains.

Monday 3pm: Sign up at Scandi beer bar and Poncho giving us all a hard time, by ordering everybody to fill out his form correctly and then forget to sign me in as a returnee, are you getting old Poncho or is it Alzheimer? A 35 minute bus ride out to Phoenix area and a nice surrounding. Today’s hares Flying Frog & Lone Wolf had chosen a lovely A-site and everything looks just great. Since Frog was today’s hare Sir. Chicken Fucker stood in as the GM and call to form a circle. Lots of new shoes were dealt with and I have to drink from one of them. Hares on in, paper white, checks and FT’s are red and off we went. The run started in high elephant grass and down a very steep hill or slope where all the girls’ elderly people and the fat ones such as Free Willy had lots of problem to get down. Then the run flatten out a bit and become better and better and the surroundings were very nice. I would say it was a very good run, where the hare had made a very good offered, well done hare’s. Since I was a returnee I was busy to talk with me fellow hasher’s and the time pass by very quickly and once again Sir Chicken Fucker’s voice was heard, form a circle. Raffle time and the beautiful Seaman Swallow took over for handing out some prizes or course my virgin Ampron Bukkum win the last prize, me on the ice! Leavers and returnees were called in and given a down down and time for some religion and Sir Airhead. Sir Airhead reminded us all that singing was not an obligation it was a must and those who didn’t know the words should move theirs lips otherwise they would be iced. All the cheap Charlie’s were iced and amongst them was again one of my invited virgins Tobbie Silvelsy who did buy a t-shirt to her bought girlfriend but she didn’t wear it and Tobbie ending up in the bucket because he showed his dick to all of us. Anniversary and our well known Clit Face took over the circle. The American TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER had done 100 runs today, well done. The English cleaver head RINGWORM received his 200 run mug and still learning. UNCLE PERVY received his 350 runs Trophy and has done a total run of 350 kilometre during these years. Next in line was our own Sir Chicken Fucker who became the second person on the Monday hash to receive a free run ticket for the rest of his life, after entertain us all for a stunning 750 runs and still going strong. The circle was handed over to me and what else could I do by not icing the American’s Spaghetti Head, King Yao Yao and Sir Airhead for losing against Sweden by 6-0 in the world ice hockey cup. SWEDEN BEST when it comes to ice hockey, Olympic Champions 2006 and World Champions 2006 and the first country ever to achieve this in the same year! We are now going for GRAND SLAM and winning the world cup in football as well. After several down down my memory started to be weak but I do remember the Hash Hymn bus ride back to Miss Chivas bar and some tasty food and some more lovely BEER. Another fun, Monday.

On on
Charlie Manson

The following (47) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
Please note: A T-shirt will be made available for sale to anyone on the Veterans Run. No free shirts this year.

ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ARE YOU SURE, ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BAZIL, BELL END, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOTTOMS UP, BOW WOW, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DR. PINKY, FLYING FROG, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, FUDGE PACKING FROG, GERMAN SHEPHERD, JATINGJA, JELLO BUTT, KING YAO YAO, KNICKERLESS, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MR. STATLER, MR. WALDORF, PELER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, PUPPY, QUEEN STELLA, RAINBOW, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, RINGWORM, ROTTWEILER, SEAMAN STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, SIR AIRHEAD, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, SPAGHETTI HEAD, TERMINAL 4 SKIN, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING,