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HASH SHEET - RUN 1165

The next Mis-management meeting is scheduled for:
Wednesday 2nd August 2006
in Patrick's at 4:00 pm.

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Next T-shirt Run is:
The Aussie Run (Reprieved)10th July 2006

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MAP & DIRECTIONS

RUN # 1166 Monday July 10th, 2006
(The Aussie Run-Reprieved)
Special prizes for best dressed Aussie's

MISS DIRECTIONS:
Sign up at The Scandinavia Bar, Beach road, Pattaya (Between Soi Yamoto & Soi 13) 15:00-15:50 or go directly to the A-site: Please have correct change.
Bus leaves from outside Lek Hotel, 2nd Road at 16:00 (4 PM)

Hares:

KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR, PISS POORER, APPLES TURNOVER & CHICKEN NUGGET

Happy Hour at: Scandi Bar

Directions to the A-site:
Drive north along Sukhumvit. Turn right onto Rayong highway 36 and drive for 9 Km, turn left at the flyover onto 3240, drive for 6.5 Km to (HHH) on the left. Turn left and follow road all the way to the a-site.

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The Mis-management + Meetings minutes

Outstation Run Jan 2005

	Jul 03. 200+ runners with PH3. Check them here.
	Jun 27. 50+ runners with PH3, Check them here,
	Jun 26. 10+ hares with PH3. Check them here.

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Scribe report for Run 1165

Hare(s):

KNICKERLESS, RINGWORM & BIG NOSED BASTARD

101 Runners

RAINY DAYS FOR THE PATTAYA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS:
Today, Monday hash day >>>up to FROGS place and Karamba and Lone Wolf and a German guy with a Italian Shevchenko shirt are yakking about the World cup, anyway up to the A-site <<< Hares today Knickerless and BIG RING NOSED WORM BASTARD >>> they explain us paper white and checks and FT are Thai colour and also << NO water... mountains... cattle and dogs>>> yeah yeah after 50 meters I was almost drowned>>> well it was a good run with all what Hashers need except for the SHORT CUTTERS who always disrespect the hares >> the meaning is FOLLOW the paper>> anyway always the same ones who cares>>>> Incoming after 40 min. and our GM appointed me as the scribe so you know what that means.
Form a circle our Little Big Frog looking very naughty, Hares iced and they received a very good run note.. Well done>>>Free Willy>>Ball ringer and Wank-king iced because no respect for singing!! KARAMBA next on the blocks seems BNB went to his hotel to collect his prize for one night staying >>> NO says the crew BIG BOSS is not BLONDIE but KHUN DR. DENTIST>> Seaman Stains immigrate for a few days to Cambodia.. Have fun man >>> SCF iced because his sausage lady is gone with a Bigger and Black one, whatever that means !!! (T4 & the KING not on the hash???)
Next FINI on naam keng seems he's a new member of the Osama PINK GANG....also another Belgian was here 8 years ago and won the 5000 hasher sign up cap, this was only his second appearance >>>DODIC took over the circle and iced Allah’s Arsehole and Lord Lucan and his son SHERPA serenaded them with a good song ..Well done young lad...
Our good R.A in charge and all the JEJE VOUS VOUS and the FELDWEBELS on the blocks>>> they both claimed they will be the next Soccer Champs of the World... keep on dreaming>>>>Dr. Thrush brought his popular BIRD FLU vaccine and poisoned a lot of hashers well done Doctor>>>>next Americans and Aussies on ice for Independence day and Rabbit day?
The hares song was a performance from Knickerless as Rapper and BRNWB as Break dancers>>> Hash Hymn and off to TQ1 for some food and BOOZE>>> again a good afternoon and about the night, well that's another story CU next week at the AUSSIE run>>>>

BOEM BOEM, FINI BIN LADEN

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STATS REPORT

Checkout some of the Stats for the Year 2005

Average runners per run during the months of June since 1984.

Hashers and their Number of Total Runs
HASHERS FROM PREVIOUS WEEK 67	12 Kasuda Pidtharapa: 135 ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: 302 ARSE HOPPER: 214 ARSE-A-HOLIC: 96 BALL RINGER: 133 BARBIE DOLL: 81 BELL END: 174 BIG NOSED BASTARD: 179 BOTTOMLESS PIT: 94 BOTTOMS UP: 161 BOW WOW: 127 CARE BEAR: 322 CHICKEN NUGGET: 350 CLIT FACE: 93 DAFT VADER: 30 DEEP SLEEP: 132 DOG LICKS ITS DICK: 341 EWOK: 220 FINI THE FAGGOT: 221 FLIPPER: 432 FLYING FROG: 329 FOWL FUCKER: 233 FREE WILLY: 172 FUCK THE TRUTH: 292 FUCKING DOG: 8 HOBBIT: 72 JATINGJA: 57 KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR: 40 KNICKERLESS: 29 LASSIE: 33 LONE WOLF: 144 LORD LUCAN: 188 MIDNIGHT STAR: 238 MISERABLE CUNT: 222 MISS CHIVAS: 26 MISSING LINK: 27 MONA LISA: 59 MOON STAR: 48 MR. STATLER: 50 MR. WALDORF: 242 MRS. HEAD: 19 OLIVE OIL: 129 PELER: 236 PONCHO THE PERVERT: 96 PRINCE OF SPIN: 80 PUPPY: 214 QUEEN STELLA: 206 RINGWORM: 9 ROGER THE SICK PRICK: 294 ROTTWEILER: 333 SEAMAN STAINS: 120 SEAMAN SWALLOW: 755 SIR CHICKEN FUCKER: 598 SIR FESTER: 74 SNOOPY: 366 SPAGHETTI HEAD: 86 SUN FLOWER: 250 TADPOLE: 104 TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 131 THE GUZZLING GRINCH: 180 TREE FROG: 22 TUPPERWARE: 136 VELCRO DICK: 324 VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR: 230 WANK-KING: 74 WANK-KING'S WANKER: 17 YUM-NOM:
RETURNEES 22	5 David Ingvaldsen: 5 Haakon Ingvaldsen: 2 Dicky Janssens: 5 Patcharinda Kaewpu: 3 Karl Rasmussen: 2 Marc Steindorffs: 26 BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK: 25 BUSH WOMAN: 108 CUNNING LINGUIST: 39 DC: 49 DIZZY: 320 DR. THRUSH: 247 FESTERING STREAKER: 45 FISH FUCKER: 104 JOHN SHITHEAD II: 151 KARAMBA: 65 MINT JELLY: 117 MINT SAUCE: 101 PISS UPHILL: 32 SWEET PUSSY: 27 TOO MUCH: 93 TWO TIME:
LEAVERS 1	SEAMAN STAINS:
VISITORS 9	(5) LOVE BUG 69: Angeles City Hash, Philippines (4) Rachada Jintranan: Bangkok Hash, Thailand (14) DISGUSTING: Bangkok Hash, Thailand (6) PISS POORER: Botany Bay Hash, Australia (4) HUMUNGOUSLY INFECTED VAGINA: Okinawa Hash, Japan (13) DODIC: Seoul Hash, Korea (4) SHERPA: Seoul Hash, Korea (1) SILICONE SQUIRT: Yongsan Kimche, South Korea (1) Rujirat Pholphoothep: Pattaya Jungle Hash, Thailand
VIRGINS 3	Hildegunn Albrethson: Guy Golbillon: Simon O'sullivan:
SINNERS 8	FINI THE FAGGOT: Had his motorbike stolen by the police then they thought he was a terrorist. Had to pay to get it back. FLYING FROG: Producing errors in Run # in the hash sheet. FOWL FUCKER: Burping while the cracks were eating. KARAMBA: Forgot to tell his staff about 'free room' prize given on the run 2 weeks ago. RINGWORM: Abusing the GM. SEAMAN STAINS: Forgot to pick the next raffle winner. THE GUZZLING GRINCH: Farting while the cracks were eating. WANK-KING'S WANKER: Did not tell his virgin to wear hash shirt.
HASH CRASH	None
ANNIVERSARIES 11	BIG NOSED BASTARD: 5 Hared Runs RINGWORM: 5 Hared Runs CLIT FACE: 350 Runs ARSE HOPPER: 300 Run Mug TADPOLE: 250 Runs KARAMBA: 150 Run Mug PISS UPHILL: 100 Run Mug PISS UPHILL: 100 Run T-shirt JOHN SHITHEAD II: 100 Run Mug TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER: 100 Run T-shirt MR. WALDORF: 50 Runs
BIRTHDAYS	None
NEW NAMES 1	Andrew Scorer ROGER THE SICK PRICK New Hash Name
OTHER EVENTS 3	Dicky Janssens: Returns to PH3 8 yrs after his first run. ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE: Serenaded by SHERPA with a jungle song. LORD LUCAN: Serenaded by SHERPA with a jungle song.
GROUP EVENTS 8	1. H.I.V., VELCRO DICK, SEAMAN STAINS, PISS UPHILL, MOON STAR & Simon O'sullivan: Raffle winners. 2. JOHN SHITHEAD II, DODIC, PONCHO THE PERVERT, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER & SPAGHETTI HEAD: 4th July Celebrations. 3. HOBBIT, BALL RINGER, FISH FUCKER, WANK-KING, V.V., ARSE HOPPER & FREE WILLY: Not singing the DD song. 4. PISS POORER, KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR, CUNNING LINGUIST, LONE WOLF & DIZZY: Australia put up a good performance during the world cup. 5. BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK, H.I.V., FREE WILLY, ROGER THE SICK PRICK, KARAMBA & RINGWORM: Dangerous people. 6. SWEET PUSSY, Ratchada Jintranan & Rujirat Pholphoothep: Cracks on ice. 7. FUCKING DOG, SPAGHETTI HEAD, BOTTOMLESS PIT & BALL RINGER: Taking anti chicken flu medicine. 8. LORD LUCAN, MISERABLE CUNT, H.I.V., SILICONE SQUIRT & Simon O'sullivan: Serenaded by SIR CHICKEN FUCKER with a song from the movie 'South Pacific'.
MISMANAGEMENT	None
NEW HASH SHIT	None

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RECEDING HARELINE
Future hares: Please send or give map to webmaster one week before your run.
Please also advise if you are missing from the below hareline.

Run #	Date	Hares		Happy Hour
1166	10 Jul	(Aussie Run 'Reprieved') T-Shirt run	KATOY ANAL MASTURBATOR, PISS POORER, APPLES TURNOVER & CHICKEN NUGGET	Scandi Bar
1167	17 Jul	FREE WILLY & FLIPPER		TQ 2
1168	24 Jul	SIR CHICKEN FUCKER & DOG LICKS ITS DICK		Miss Chivas
1169	31 Jul	FINI THE FAGGOT & HARRY POTTER		Jameson's
1170	07 Aug	(Adventure/Memoriam Run) T-Shirt run	FLYING FROG & SPAGHETTI HEAD	Jasmine
1171	14 Aug	FUCKING DOG & VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR		O La La
1172	21 Aug	Hares needed		Classroom 2
1173	28 Aug	Hares needed		TQ 1
1174	04 Sept	(Veterans Run) T-Shirt run	KING YAO YAO & RINGWORM	Scandi Bar
1175	11 Sep	Hares needed		TQ 2
1176	18 Sep	MR. SHEEN & FRIEND		Miss Chivas
1177	25 Sep	FINI THE FAGGOT & LONE WOLF		Jameson's

Please note:- An (X) against hash bars above indicates a planned bar change.

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Special Announcements

The following (54) hashers have already qualified for a free run on this years Veterans Run. Please note: A T-shirt will be made available for sale to anyone on the Veterans Run. No free shirts this year.
ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ARE YOU SURE, ARSE-A-HOLIC, ARSE HOPPER, BALL RINGER, BARBIE DOLL, BAZIL, BELL END, BOTTOMLESS PIT, BOTTOMS UP, BOW WOW, CARE BEAR, CHICKEN LEGS, CHICKEN NUGGET, CLIT FACE, DIZZY, DR. PINKY, FLYING FROG, FREE WILLY, FLIPPER, FUCKING DOG, FUDGE PACKING FROG, GERMAN SHEPHERD, JATINGJA, JELLO BUTT, KING YAO YAO, KNICKERLESS, KNOB MARLEY, LORD LUCAN, MIDNIGHT STAR, MISERABLE CUNT, MISS CHIVAS, MR. STATLER, MR. WALDORF, PELER, PONCHO THE PERVERT, PUPPY, QUEEN STELLA, RAINBOW, REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, RINGWORM, ROTTWEILER, SEAMAN STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, SIR AIRHEAD, SIR CHICKEN FUCKER, SIR FESTER, SNOOPY, SPAGHETTI HEAD, TADPOLE, TERMINAL 4 SKIN, TEXAS CAMEL FUCKER, VIETNAMESE VIOLATOR, WANK-KING,
03 Jul	The following hashers can still qualify for a free run on this years Veterans Run.
1 Run needed:	LONE WOLF,
2 Runs needed:	JAIL BAIT, LASSIE, MONA LISA, TOO MUCH,
3 Runs needed:	PINK PUSSYCAT,
4 Runs needed:	FINI THE FAGGOT, SMILING BROWN SPIDER, SUNFLOWER, TUPPERWARE,
5 Runs needed:	BIG NOSED BASTARD, MISS COCONUTS, SKIING FINN,
6 Runs needed:	EWOK, KEE MAH, TREE FROG,
7 Runs needed:	BITCH DOG, CRACK MY COCCYX, DAFT VADER, KARAMBA,
8 Runs needed:	APPLE TREE, BUTTERFLY TIGER, LINGUINI WEENY, LOBSTER QUEEN, MRS HEAD, NURSE DICK, RAMBO WW2, RAMBOWLING, THE POPE, TIMMY TIGHT PANTS, TIT PULLER,

Hash Bar sequence

Special T-Shirt Runs

All PH3 hashers are asked to respect our Hash Bars and their staff and to behave in a civilised manner whilst in their Bar. The Bars do not have to provide food although they usually do out of their own generosity to the hash. Please help the Hash Bars.

The Hash Bar sequence is currently as follows:

TQ 1	(No children allowed)
Scandi Bar	(Sign-up/meeting bar)
TQ 2	(No children allowed)
Miss Chivas Bar	All welcome
Jameson's Irish Bar	All welcome
Jasmine Hotel	All welcome
OLaLa	All welcome
Classroom 2	(No children allowed)

Should a bar not be able to cater for us on its designated date, please interchange with another bar in order to keep the sequence valid.

2006
(subject to change)
#1166, 10 Jul - Aussie Run
#1170, 07 Aug - Adventure/Memoriam Run
#1174, 04 Sep - Veterans Run
#1180, 16 Oct - Pre Ramble to Interhash Run
#1182, 30 Oct - Halloween Run
#1183, 06 Nov - Loy Kratong Run
#1190, 25 Dec - Christmas Run

2007
(subject to change)
#1191, 01 Jan - New Years Day Run
#1195, 29 Jan - AGM Run
#1197, 12 Feb - Valentines Run
#1202, 19 Mar - St Paddy's Run
#1206, 16 Apr - Songkran Run
#1210, 14 May - Norwegian Day Run
#1213, 4 Jun - Betty Boop Run

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Welcome to the Pattaya Hash House Harriers

It was decided to change the 'Visitor' status to 'PH3' status for hashers who have a mother hash other than the Pattaya hash after they have a total of 25 runs with us. The status for the following hashers has been changed as of July 2000. Updated June 2006:

NORIEGA, PIG DOG, FESTERING SQUID JAZZER, PONCE BONCE, Dave Collie, FATHER OF THE CLAN, PACEMAKER, ZIPPO, BABY'S ARM, MAD COW THE FIRST, OUTBOARD, SUPA DICK, FATHER ADRIAN, DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING MUFF DIVER, I-DA-HO, TWO BAHT SLOT, NIPPLE, DOG TWAT, CAPTAIN SQUALL, FRED POTATO, RINGWORM, BIG NOSED BASTARD, SKIING FINN, QUEENIE, MISERABLE CUNT, PENAL TUNER, BANJO, SLEAZY, CHICKEN HUNTER, SNEAK OUT SPROUT, MR SHEEN, ROCKY, MALACCA KATOY, BLUE BALLS. HEAD PHONE, LORD LUCAN, LADY ROSE, CRASH, SIMONE EBOLA, ICY DAVIDSON, FUZZY LURE, PELER, BAZIL, ALLAH'S ARSEHOLE, ZEAL ZUCKER, JELLO BUTT, FIREMAN, SHIT FOR BRAINS, DIZZY, BLACK CRAB, KNICKERLESS, EWE FUCKER, PEAR SHAPED, POLAROID HAEMOROID, BORDERLINE, HOMO SIMPSON, BEVERLY HILLS PINK COCK, B.B.,

Upcoming International & Local Hash Events

Date	Occasion	Country	Contact Information & Details
Jun 17th 2006	Phuket H3 20 Years Celebrations	Thailand	http://www.phuket-hhh.com/
Sep8-9th 2006	Royal Selangor Club 15th Anniversary Celebrations	Malaysia	http://www.rschhh.com
Oct 14-22. 2006	Pattaya pre ramble to Interhash week. PBH3-14th, PH3-16th, PJH3-22nd	Thailand	Clit Face
Oct 21st 2006	Pattaya Full Moon pre-Interhash a-go-go Run. With a limit of 40	Thailand	http://www.pattayah3/hashing.html
Oct 21st 2006	Skandi Hooligan Run # 200 on Koh Sichang	Thailand	http://www.scandihooligan.no
Oct 27-29. 2006	Interhash 2006	Chiang Mai Thailand	http://www.chiangmai2006.com

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